After eating, Liping took a short break and went to work in the data room of the municipal government office.

Taking advantage of this gap, the mayor's wife called her son to the second floor, and after entering Mengdu and Liping's new house, the mayor's wife criticized Mengdu in a stern tone:

"Mengdu, I specifically told Liping in the morning, now, she is pregnant, you must pay attention to your body, pay attention to the safety of the baby in your belly. Therefore, after you go to bed, no matter what you do, the action must be small, and the power must be controlled! You know? Mom has reminded you many times, but last night, you still didn't pay attention! ”

"Ouch, Mom, it won't be like this, will it? Do you come to our door every night when we go to sleep? You like to chatter all day long, are you annoying!? ”

Mengdu heard his mother's words, and he knew that this was his mother accusing him of falling in love with his wife last night!

As soon as he thought of what he and Liping were doing every night, they would be secretly snooped on by their mother, and a nameless fire immediately rushed to Mengdu's brain.

So, the dream was angry and contradicted the mayor's wife.

"Son, it's not a question of annoyance, it's a question of future generations! If you don't listen to your mother now, you will suffer a big loss in the future! In case you are not careful one day and hurt the child in Liping's belly, it is too late to regret it! Mom is verbose, but isn't it for your good? ”

For the safety of her soon-to-be-born grandson, the mayor's wife did not care about her son's annoyance at all.

She continued to teach Mengdu a lesson on her own terms.

"Forget it, don't talk about our good. Actually, you're still worried about your grandchildren, right? ”

Dream didn't care what his mother thought, and he retorted to the mayor's wife with some sarcasm.

"Look at you silly boy! Am I worried about my grandchild's fault? Is my grandson not your son? ”

The mayor's wife asked Mengdu angrily, and at the same time stretched out her finger and poked her son's head.

"Okay, okay, I have something to do today. Can you let me be quiet for a while? I'm calling! ”

After the dream let his mother poke his head, he didn't want to waste time with him, so he pushed his mother's arms out of the door with both hands.

"Okay, okay, don't push me, okay? Mom raised you, and now you don't even listen to Mom! I don't know what's the use of raising your son! ”

Under the push of her son, the mayor's wife left the new house in Mengdu angrily and helplessly.

After seeing off the mayor's wife, Yumeto did start calling.

First of all, Mengdu called Hao Min.

He instructed Hao Min to book a hotel immediately, to find a high-end hotel, and book a large box that can seat twenty people.

At the same time, he instructed Hao Min to go to the mall to buy twenty packs of ready-made wedding sweets, and let the classmates take them away when he invited them to dinner in the evening.

After explaining the task, Mengdu also specially told Hao Min that before five o'clock in the afternoon, he would take Shi Xiaochun to his home, and then take an "Audi" to the hotel with himself and Liping.

After arranging the matters for booking a hotel, Mengdu called the classmates who were going to have a banquet tonight.

It turned out that on the day of the National Day wedding ceremony, because Vice Mayor Wang was worried about the negative impact on society, he limited the wedding of Mengdu and Liping to only 20 tables.

There is no way to worry about the number of tables at the banquet, so on the day of the National Day, Mengdu only invited a few students who had a good time when they were in junior college, and more than a dozen students who usually moved around less, so they didn't send them invitations.

Now, more than half a month has passed since his wedding ceremony, and he has also returned from traveling abroad to Western Europe and the United States.

During this time, Mengdu received several calls from classmates in a row, all of whom were classmates who did not attend his and Liping's wedding on the National Day.

They complained that they didn't see the bride who was as beautiful as a fairy, that they didn't drink the bride and groom's wedding wine, and strongly demanded that the dream be made up immediately!

Under such circumstances, after Mengdu returned from the United States, he decided to invite them over for a few drinks tonight before returning to work!

It was already past five o'clock in the afternoon. After Liping got off work, she hurried back home, ten minutes before six o'clock.

When Liping entered the Wang Family Villa, Mengdu, Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun were already waiting in the living room.

As soon as she saw Liping enter the door, Mengdu immediately asked her:

"Liping, I've been waiting for you for a long time, do you want to change your clothes?"

"Oh, it's going to be changed. Please wait a moment, I'll change it and go downstairs. ”

Liping replied as she walked quickly upstairs.

After a while, Liping changed into a colorful dress with a petal collar and went downstairs.

Around her neck, she wore the same gold necklace she had worn during the National Day wedding ceremony; Platinum earrings hung from the ears; On the finger of her left hand, she also wore the diamond ring that her mother-in-law bought for her from Shanghai.

In a word, Liping at this time, except for not wearing the wedding dress at the wedding ceremony and not doing the bride's hairstyle, her other clothes and dresses are basically no different from the night of the National Day.

Mengdu looked Liping up and down, and when he saw that the overall image was quite good, he nodded with satisfaction, and then waved his hand to Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun who were sitting on the sofa and said:

"Hao Min, Xiaochun, let's go, let's go!"

So, Hao Min got up from the sofa, picked up twenty bags of candy printed with "Xi" from the coffee table, as well as two "Zhonghua" brand cigarettes, and asked Shi Xiaochun to carry the four bottles of "Moutai" wine on the coffee table, and the two walked out from behind the sofa.

"Mengdu, you must remember that you must not let Liping drink!"

At this time, the mayor's wife, who had been waiting in the living room with her son, was still worried about Liping's banquet tonight.

She took Liping's wrist and walked out when she saw the dream, and followed behind to tell her son again.

"Don't worry! Absolutely fine! ”

Mengdu replied to his mother without looking back, and walked to the gate with his legs.

"Auntie, goodbye!"

Hao Min followed behind Mengdu and Liping, and greeted the mayor's wife very politely.

"Auntie, goodbye!"

Shi Xiaochun followed Hao Min closely and also said hello to the mayor's wife.

"Okay, goodbye, Hao Min, Xiaochun, you two keep an eye on me, tonight, Liping can't touch wine anyway!"

"Auntie, with me, you can put ten thousand hearts! I promise the Great Leader, and I promise the people of the whole country, that no one will be allowed to toast my sister-in-law tonight! ”

When Hao Min walked to the gate, he deliberately turned around and issued a military order to the mayor's wife.

"Mom, don't worry, I won't drink!"

Liping, who had already stepped out of the door of the living room, also turned around to express her attitude towards her mother-in-law at this time.

After the four of them went out, they got into the "Audi" car of Mengdu.

After "Audi" drove out of the villa area, Hao Min couldn't bear the question in his heart, and couldn't wait to ask Mengdu:

"Brother Mengdu, how did you feel about your trip to the United States this time?"

"Ahem, this trip to the United States, it's boring! Isn't this a shutdown of the U.S. government department? The staff of many attractions do not work, and we have not seen any of the famous attractions we originally scheduled, such as the Statue of Liberty in New York, Yellowstone National Park, the Grand Canyon of Colorado, Niagara Falls, etc.! ”

Mengdu replied with great annoyance as he drove the car.

"Oh, how can a government like the United States really shut down? At first, I thought the news on TV was just for fun! ”

Hao Min still seems to doubt that the U.S. government will not be able to shut down many government departments just because the appropriations budget has not been approved.

"Yes, in the past, it was said that the U.S. government is the most humane, the most fraternal, and the most liberal. In their anti-advanced countries, how can they shut down the government? Moreover, after the government closes its doors, it will directly affect the tourism of tourists from all over the world, which is too unusual, right?! ”

Shi Xiaochun also followed Hao Min to express his opinions.

"Hey, you don't get it! In the United States, there is a separation of powers, and if Congress does not approve the government's budget appropriations, the government will have no money to pay salaries to employees; If an employee is not paid, he will not go to work! In this regard, it doesn't work for him to even President Obama to come forward! You know, isn't this American democracy, freedom, and fraternity? ”

Just now, Mengdu was still annoyed by this trip to the United States, but now, when he listened to Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun's criticism of the US government, he explained it for the US government instead.

"Oh, yes, yes! When it comes to policies related to major national issues, it doesn't even count what the president of the country has said! This truly reflects the authority of the American system of separation of powers! At the same time, it also embodies the essence of American democracy and freedom. Dream capital, not to mention, since you traveled to Western Europe and the United States, your level of understanding and theory has greatly improved! Now, we can't talk to you! ”

After Hao Min heard Mengdu express his views and evaluations of the separation of powers in the United States, in order to make Mengdu happy, he echoed a few words along with Mengdu's meaning.

After a while, Hao Min saw that everyone stopped talking, and in order to break the loneliness, he continued to ask:

"Mengdu, then you went to the United States this time, didn't you go to the famous scenic spots, and didn't you go to other places? For example, nightclubs, red light districts and whatever? ”

"Oh, Hao Min, shut up! Look at you again, what a nightclub, a red light district, everyone dreams of going abroad alone, it is impossible to go to a place like that! I think it's only you who will go to such a place alone after you go abroad! ”

Shi Xiaochun heard Hao Min suddenly say the words "nightclubs, red light districts", and immediately thought of the last time in Mengdu's new house, when he heard Mengdu introduce his trip to Western Europe, when talking about the red light district in Amsterdam, Mengdu also deliberately denied to Hao Min that he would go to the red light district to meet prostitutes, and did not admit at all that he had a relationship with the prostitutes on the street of De Wallen's shop window.

Now, Mengdu's wife Liping is sitting in the car, Hao Min actually talked directly about the red light district, if she leaks her mouth, won't it embarrass Mengdu?

In order to prevent unnecessary misunderstandings, Shi Xiaochun quickly criticized Hao Min's question, and quietly poked Hao Min's waist with his fingers in the back seat.

"It's a pity, the United States is not the Netherlands, and New York is not Amsterdam! In the U.S., the tour guide didn't tell us where there was a red light district. Nightclubs, that's for sure. But that's just a place to drink, sing, and dance. We are not familiar with the situation in the United States, so when the tour group arrives in the United States, no one dares to go out casually. ”

Following Shi Xiaochun's words, Mengdu answered Hao Min's question.

At this time, Hao Min naturally heard the meaning of Mengdu and Shi Xiaochun's words, so he also followed Mengdu's words:

"Yes, it seems that the social management of the United States is still very organized! If I have the opportunity next time, I will also take a trip to the United States, and by the way, I will also bring this living treasure with me! ”

Hao Min said, deliberately stretched out the thumb and index finger of his right hand, and pinched Shi Xiaochun's leg vigorously.

Shi Xiaochun immediately shouted:

"Ouch——! You big badass! Why are you pinching me so cruelly! I'll beat you, I'll beat you to death! ”

With Shi Xiaochun's shouting, I heard the sound of "pop, pop" from the back seat of the car, which was Shi Xiaochun "self-defense and counterattack" to Hao Min!

"Hey, I said, you two don't flirt in the back, right? Oh, Hao Min, it's been a long time since I've heard you tell you a joke. Now, don't you take the time to tell you one? ”

Mengdu saw Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun flirting from the rearview mirror in the upper right of the driver's seat, so he gave instructions to Hao Min.

"Okay. Since Brother Mengdu has spoken, I'll say one. ”

Hao Min obediently began to tell jokes.

"Speaking of which, this is a story that happened not so long ago. A beautiful woman made a bet to a friend that she could stump the supermarket owner with just one word.

When her friend didn't believe her, she asked her friend to follow her into a supermarket.

After entering the door, the beautiful woman found the boss and asked, 'Boss, do you have everything in your supermarket?' ’

The boss replied, 'Yes, it depends on what you need.' ’

The beautiful woman replied, 'I want a boyfriend.' ’

'Oh. ’

After hearing this, the boss turned around and began to rummage through the cabinets in the back.

The beauty looked very strange, and after a while, she couldn't help but ask:

'Boss, what are you looking for?' You won't really have a boyfriend to sell! ’

The boss replied, 'I'm packing up, otherwise, how can I go with you?' ’”

"Haha, haha, that boss will really take advantage! Well, that's a man! I can't forget to eat women's tofu at any time! ”

After listening to Hao Min's joke, Shi Xiaochun laughed first.

"What, is this called a man eating a woman's tofu? Don't you women like men to eat their own tofu? ”

Hao Min then fought back.

"Ouch, give me death! Who scares you as a man? Don't look at yourself like a flower! ”

"Well, Koharu, don't interrupt yet. Hao Min's joke just now is okay. Let's let Hao Min say one more, okay? Have fun, everyone! ”

Just now, after Hao Min finished telling the joke, Mengdu saw Liping sitting in the passenger seat pursing her lips and snickering. He felt that he had achieved his goal of making Hao Min tell jokes. Therefore, I asked Hao Min to continue to speak.

"Well, Brother Mengdu's order is the supreme directive! Now that the supreme directive has been issued, I'll just say one more! ”

Hao Min went on to say unequivocally:

"The afternoon before yesterday, I was in a very bad mood and didn't want to answer anyone's calls, so I set my phone to block all incoming calls. This way, no matter who calls me, the phone will notify them that it is down.

As a result, a friend made an appointment with a girl to go on a blind date with me the afternoon before yesterday.

When he called to inform me, he heard that my mobile phone was down, and immediately helped me pay the 100 yuan phone bill;

Fight again, or stop!

He paid another 100 yuan for the phone;

Fight again, or stop!

He was in a hurry, and immediately sent me WeChat, and the first sentence asked, how much does your mobile phone owe? ”

"Alright, well, shut your crow's mouth! You've been living with me for more than two years, and you still want to go on a blind date with another girl? And also changed ways to earn friends' mobile phone bills! Shame on you? ”

After listening to Hao Min's joke, Shi Xiaochun couldn't help but beat Hao Min in the back seat again.

"Ho ho, so you earned 300 yuan from your friend the day before yesterday? Well, not bad, smart! ”

Mengdu also followed behind Shi Xiaochun, happily teased Hao Min, and then asked:

"Hao Min, is there any better joke?"

"Of course there is!"

Hao Min was praised by Mengdu, and he was proud in his heart, and opened his mouth to say:

"Two months ago, I went on a business trip with the leader of the unit and met an international student from Africa at the train station. The international student asked my leader, 'Excuse me, sir, how do I get to the airport?' ’

Unexpectedly, my leader held back for a long time, looked at me embarrassedly and said, 'Xiao Hao, my English is not good......

At that time, I was told by the leader that the second monk was confused, and after a while, I told him sullenly: 'Boss, people are asking Chinese!' ’”

"Hahahaha——! Hahahaha, make it up, make it up! You broken mouth, I have convinced you, anything that comes to your mouth, can be made up vividly! ”

After Shi Xiaochun heard this joke, he was already laughing back and forth.

"Hee-hee, hee-hee! Hao Min, your joke is ridiculing those tenacious people, right? ”

Liping was also amused by Hao Min's joke, and almost burst into tears in her eyes.

In the middle of the joke, "Audi" has already driven to the gate of the "Peninsula Hotel" in the provincial capital.

This is the location where Hao Min told Mengdu in the afternoon after booking the hotel.

After Mengdu asked Liping, Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun to get out of the car, he handed over the car keys to the security guard on duty at the hotel gate.

The security guard immediately took the key, took a sign for changing the key and handed it to Mengdu, and then drove the "Audi" to stop on behalf of Mengdu.

Mengdu took two steps and caught up with Liping, Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun, and the group of four took the elevator to the third floor and entered the "VIP888" private room booked by Hao Min.