Chapter Twenty-Four: Fighting with Women
After dinner, Xiaobai and I paid and left the noodle shop, and the two of us walked down the street with a shy stomach, and we found a random passer-by to find the road to the airport, and walked all the way, the purpose was to catch the plane at 10:30 tomorrow morning. /./
The city of Zhengzhou at night is very gorgeous and gorgeous,
There are many large buildings, and the streets are full of traffic. The bustling crowd is like a tide, with neon glare and dazzling lights. Fantasy and reality.
Indulgent crowds shouting inside and outside the gourmet shops, streets full of feminine femininity flashing advertising lights with brand-name beers, and beyond the city, the mountains are full of smoke.
I found that in the world of women, there are many more dance halls than in the 21st century, almost every street can see several dance halls, I see a lot of young girls who seem to be high school students and female college students in and out of the dance hall, laughing, laughing, noisy, indescribably intimate.
Girls can't stand loneliness more than men, and it's normal to like to party and go to dance halls.
"Master, you see, there are stars in the sky." When walking through a street, Xiaobai suddenly pointed to the night sky and said.
"Silly girl, that's Kong Ming lantern!" You can still see stars in the bright lights of the big city, and only a stupid girl like Xiaobai can say it.
But...... Where are the Kong Ming lanterns? After walking another street, I found that there was a night market with stalls in the square in front of me, and many women who were working hard to run their families in small businesses had been driven out of their homes to sell small items and earn some extra money to support their families.
"Hey, hey, the new 'bodybuilder', take a look?" As we walked past a stall, a middle-aged stall girl with long black and white hair with protruding cheekbones stopped me and Xiaobai.
"Bodyguard?" Attracted by the screams, I turned my head to see that I had never heard of anything like this.
I don't know if I don't see it, but when I look at it, it scares me a lot.
I'll it, it turns out that this is the legendary body stiffener......
My sweat came out of nowhere. What is a Bodywarmer? I can describe it to you, it's a long stick, a bit like a flashlight, the surface is made of plastic, the front protrusion has a rounded edge, and at the end of the stick, there is something like a switch. Compared with the dredging gang I saw in Mozi's house at the beginning, this thing is thicker, looks softer, and has a stronger sense of layering......
I recognized it at the first sight of it.
Fuck me, isn't this a common masturbator in 21st century island country films?!
It's the first time I've seen anything like this in a woman's world. Sure enough, there are still such things in this woman's world. After all, some ** strong women will also use their own means to solve **......
"This thing...... What is it for? "Although I had already thought of the use, I still asked.
Hearing my question, the stall owner smiled, then squeezed his eyebrows at me:
"Do you need to ask about this?" As she spoke, she squeezed her eyebrows and pointed a stick between her squatting legs, "Do you want to buy one?" Only 30 yuan. There are functions such as automatic rotation, stirring, pounding, telescoping, etc., which are definitely much better than the previous old styles, and you look at the pimples that this indicates, all according to the sensitive ...... of the human body"
"Don't buy it, don't buy it, we don't buy it!" I shook my head and hurriedly pulled Xiaobai away, but Xiaobai looked at me blankly, as if he didn't understand why I was in such a hurry.
"Buy one, 20% off! It can also enhance the relationship between husband and wife, how wonderful! "The guard is Shi Dafu and the guard, the stall owner still refuses to give up and shouts there, and Xiaobai and I have already run away. Lao Tzu is a big man, where is this kind of thing used? Grass, this kind of thing should be forbidden to be sold, otherwise it will seriously affect the existence of my man!
"Master, what is that? It looks so strange, why are you running so fast? Xiaobai still asked me puzzled.
"Don't ask, children, it's not a good thing anyway! Harmful to the body! I said viciously.
"Huh?" Xiaobai opened his mouth wide, "But the last time I saw Sister Qinghan at the temple fair, I seemed to have bought this thing." ”
"What?!" This time, it was my turn to be taken aback. Good guy, it turns out that Qinghan is secretly buying this kind of thing behind my back...... When I think about this, I can't help but feel a little excited.
It seems that the cold ** is stronger than I imagined, and when I go back, I must help her solve it. Hey.
"Master, what are you laughing at? Why do you drool? ”
"What are you arguing about, be careful that I pinch your milk melon!" I glared at Xiao Bai Dao, and Xiao Bai immediately wilted and didn't dare to make a sound.
Anyway, it was almost time to get to the airport, so I wandered around the night stalls with Xiaobai to see if there were any strange good things.
Suddenly, my eyes lit up, and I saw what a few elementary school girls were looking at in front of a booth, and I was moved, so I pulled Xiaobai and walked forward.
At a glance, I found that the stall owner was selling balloons, and what surprised me was that this balloon was completely transparent, like a plastic bag, and the surface was very thin.
I wiped my eyes and suspected that I had seen it wrong. The film as thin as plastic wrap can blow out such a large balloon, and the material of this balloon skin is really unusual. The toughness and swelling are a little too strong, right?
Wait a minute......
Ultra-thin, strong expansion, good toughness, not easy to squeeze damage......
These words flashed through my mind, and my mind immediately automatically generated other uses for which these balloons might be.
Maybe...... Hey, hey, hey.
I admit that I'm a serious person, maybe a little more serious than a lewd girl, but if I want to be really serious, I'm afraid there will be no drama in this life.
I walked to the stall, looked at the stall owner who was selling balloons, looked at it casually, and said:
"These balloons are pretty sturdy. It won't break if you blow so big. ”
The stall owner, a thin, pointy woman, saw me, grinned and said:
"Of course, it's our own bulking ball. We used to make kraft candy, and this material was inspired by kraft candy, with reference to the ingredients of sheep intestine membrane and polyurethane, even if it was swollen to the point that half a person could not squeeze it! ”
"It's so thin, isn't it easy to scratch?" I asked, suspicious.
"Don't worry about this, as long as there is a little water on the surface, it will never break! Even if there is no water, it doesn't matter if you don't take it to the wall and rub it. Children just like to wipe the ball around, so the ball must be able to withstand friction. The stall owner said with a smile. I hesitated, grabbed a few pieces of balloon skins that weren't inflated, and looked at them. All of these balloons are no bigger than the size of a finger, but the material is surprisingly thin, thinner than a plastic bag...... Even more than the condoms of the 21st century. Although I haven't used it myself in the 21st century, my roommate still has someone who buys it for a while, so I remember that material. It's really not as good as this kind of balloon.
What surprised me even more was that when this balloon was not blown up, the surface was actually quite sticky, sticking to the skin, as if it was fused with the skin, like a second layer of skin, and it was very difficult to tear it off...... What's more, the rubber band at the entrance of the balloon is still very tight, and if it is wrapped around something, it is absolutely firmly tied and not easy to slide out.
Good stuff, definitely good stuff.
I think that in this woman's world, I often can't have sex with Qinghan or other girls because I'm worried about getting pregnant, if there is such a thing......
"How much does this thing cost?" I asked.
"It's not expensive, it's just 1 yuan!"
So cheap? So what are you waiting for?!
I immediately paid for 100 of them, and then asked, "Do you guys do online wholesale?" I may have to stock in large quantities in the future. ”
The stall owner was surprised to hear my words, in her eyes, the balloons I bought were just children's toys, and what kind of online wholesale was she engaged in?
"We are a small business, how can there be online marketing. But if you want it in the future, I'll leave you a number. You call and send it to you. ”
I immediately made a note of the number. The username used to mark the number is "Balloon Monopoly".
Hehe, whether this thing is useful or not, it's always good to keep an eye on it. And it's small in size, so it's easy to carry.
"Master, why did you buy so many balloons? Are we going to release balloons? Xiaobai looked at the small bag of balloons I bought, a little dumbfounded.
"Hehe, that's right, in the future, I will use these balloons to fly to heaven."
"Flying to heaven? So powerful? Is it okay with these balloons? "Xiaobai, how did she know that what I said about heaven meant something else, she just thought that I bought so many balloons for fun, and she was very happy. But seeing that I didn't release the balloon in the end, Xiaobai was a little disappointed, staring at the balloon in my hand, wanting to play with it, but didn't dare to take it.
At that time, it was already deep, the temperature was getting cooler, although it was almost the middle of May, but the night was still relatively cold, Xiaobai and I went around all the way, ate a lot of barbecue on the stalls, and enjoyed the night view of the women's world, the two of us were also tired, as we gradually moved from the city center to the edge of the city, the pedestrians on the street gradually became scarce, and you could see groups of women everywhere you went, but then you basically walked for ten minutes and couldn't meet a person.
At the edge of the city, the original scene of high-rise buildings and buildings disappears. Instead of villas and bungalows, there are low-rise houses for commoners, and in the world of women, there are also differences in residences due to different statuses.
"Master, I'm a little sleepy, let's find a place to sleep, shall we?" Xiaobai followed behind my ass and said weakly, "It's no wonder that we're not tired after walking for an afternoon."
"Okay, I'll stay at the hotel later." I looked around and tried to find a smaller hotel on the side of the road, both because we couldn't afford a fancy hotel and because I was worried that someone might be following me if I was staying in a big hotel.
When I came to the corner of a small alley, I suddenly heard a baby's cry, and then a man's head peeked out from the corner of the alley, waved at us and Xiaobai, and said:
"Two guests, you want to stay at the hotel, right? Stay with us! ”
The middle-aged woman who poked her head out of the alley looked handsome, with a ripple perm, but her eyes were exposed, and she was quite charming, and she looked like she should have been a beauty with a good score when she was young.
The woman smiled at us, and winked at us, a little seductive, as if to imply something.
A bewitching woman's head is exposed in an inaccessible alley and waves at you...... I instantly thought of some of the scenes of the red light districts of the 21st century.
However, this is a woman's world, and there is no nightclub hair washing room, how can there be a glamorous woman seducing a man? I wondered.
"Stay with us. We were much more affordable than those big hotels and ...... There are special services. As she spoke, the glamorous woman squeezed her eyebrows at me and Xiaobai. 151 Kanshu.com .