Chapter 122 [122] Strange first-class regiment
The 60-second preparation time passed quickly, and when the system counted down to 9, Brother Xiaojian suddenly asked: "Great God, why don't you go on the order, most of the opposite side is Tianshan Tong Mama's middle single, Tong Mama is very Ketian Boguang." ”
"Believe me, the one on the opposite side must be Zhang Wuji. In the early stage, Tian Boguang was very restrained. In order to give his teammates a little more confidence, he had to put on a hard shot, and said domineeringly: "Wait a while, you can see me mark to gank, I promise to blow the middle in 10 minutes!" ”
Brother Xiaojian was skeptical of this statement, but the gossip man was young and confident in Brother Ku's fatness, and echoed from the side: "Great God, I believe you!" That seven-inch-long cock blew so hard that I haven't gotten the first place on a server until now. Everyone has a little confidence in our cool brother fat god, and the god has also won the first place in the four servers! ”
Hearing him say this, his teammates also felt quite reasonable, and suddenly had a little more confidence in Brother Ku's fatness.
"Handsome guys, why don't we play the second-class regiment? Our lineup will not lose to the opposite side when playing a first-class regiment. It can be seen that Ni Xiangyue is a typical rough and rude female man, and as soon as she enters the arena, she shouts that she wants to fight a first-class regiment.
"The other side probably thinks the same way, their lineup is not suitable for the first-class regiment, and most of them will hide from fighting us head-on." Brother Xiaojian has always been calm and steady, and his words are not unreasonable.
"Then Hongguoguo insults their personalities, or the five of us go down the road and squat on the grass?" Ni Xiangyue still didn't give up, and put forward an even more bizarre suggestion.
Hearing this, the four men couldn't stop laughing.
Five people go to the grass and squatting on the lower road, which is probably the earliest and most primitive turtle-style black routine in the tower pushing game. Long ago, such a routine has pitted countless newcomers. It is precisely because too many people have been fooled that people have grown wise later, and this kind of black play has gradually been eliminated by the times.
However, in some special matchups, this style of play will occasionally appear.
Once this happens, it means that the party squatting in the grass clearly wants to insult the IQ of the other side.
"Big sister, do you think they will be fooled?" Liu Young Rusha smiled bitterly, thinking that Ni Shangyue was too whimsy.
"The other side shouldn't be so two, plus the seven-inch long IQ is not so low, will he be stupid enough to use his face to probe the grass and let us squat?" The Confucian Buddha also interjected, not agreeing with Ni Xiangyue's proposal.
"I don't think so." When Ni Shangyue was desperate, Brother Ku suddenly interjected: "Even we don't believe in this routine, and the other side will definitely not believe that we will use this routine, maybe there is really hope to win by surprise." ”
Brother Xiaojian nodded and said, "So there is also a bit of a road, why don't you try?" ”
Ni Xiangyue said excitedly: "Since you both agree, vote democratically, the vote is three to two, let's do it!" ”
"Wait a minute." Brother Ku had a flash of inspiration, revealing an extremely obscene smile: "Don't go down the road, we don't have to insult the IQ of the chicken, even if he squats, he has the ability to run away." Let's change our minds, go on the road, and four people will go. In the passing years, the organization will give you a difficult task......"
As he spoke, he commanded a few words like this.
Listening to Brother Ku's fat idea, several teammates laughed more obscenely than him, and nodded in agreement.
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In the middle of Donghua Mountain and Xihua Mountain, there are three mountain roads that connect with each other, in addition, at the foot of the two mountains, there is also a small river, and there are strange aquatic plants growing in the river that are more than one person high, enough to hide several people. In the setting of Huashan Sword, players hiding in the grass cannot be detected by the enemy, unless they prepare a "listening talisman" to detect the enemy's traces.
Players in the martial arts world have no rank, but players in Huashan Sword have a rank. At first, everyone is level 1, and by replenishing troops and killing opponents, the cap can be upgraded to level 18. And the so-called first-level regiment is when everyone is at the first-level level, and team battles break out.
At this moment, the five players of Xihua Mountain are carefully hiding in the grass of the middle river, always guarding against the opponents of Donghua Mountain coming to smash the field. The leader of the five is a handsome archer with a jade bow on his back, this chivalrous man has a great background, from the martial arts master Liang Yusheng's "Cloud Bow Edge", named Jin Shiyi. In the setting of Huashan Lunjian, Jin Shiyi is a typical archer with good long-range attack power.
It is the red-red supernova who controls Jin Shiyi, who is seven inches long, and the other four teammates, Zhang Wuji and Tianshan Tong, needless to say, everyone knows which novel these two people are from.
As for Tie Zhan and Kong Ci, they are a little more secluded. Tie Zhan comes from Gu Long's "Peerless Double Pride", and is one of the top ten villains in the original book, nicknamed "Mad Lion", and is a half-flesh and half-output type of chivalrous in the setting of Huashan Sword. As for Kong Ci, it is from the famous martial arts comic "Fengyun", which is an auxiliary class of the healing department in the setting of Huashan Lunjian.
The five of them guarded their own wild monsters according to the usual routine, and observed each other's reactions, and soon gained something. In the grass east of the river on the side of Donghua Mountain, a rather delicate and moving head poked out, and then a beautiful woman in ancient costume with a 36E chest came out of the grass.
As soon as she took half a step, the big-breasted girl stepped back. As soon as she entered the grass, the players in Xihua Mountain were suddenly unable to lock on to her, and there was no way to launch an attack. After two seconds, the big-boobed six-fingered qin demon poked his head out again, looked around for a while, and then shrank back again.
This time, the side of Xihuashan can see clearly, obviously the other side does not dare to fight a first-class regiment, and is grinding time with them.
It's the six-fingered piano demon, quite obscene, popping up in the grass from time to time, and quickly retracting again, looking at the **** underbeaten expression, as if to say: "I'm in again, I'm coming out again, come on, come and beat me!" ”
The Xihua Mountain players who saw this scene were quite angry, but they didn't have the courage to rush over, in case there were five people squatting in the grass opposite, and in the case of the enemy being dark and I was clear, the person who rushed over first suffered a lot.
"I can't fight it, let's take their places."
The chirp who was controlling Jin Shiyi was seven inches long, and the other four team members gave him face very much, and they all took their places. Next, the red archway that controls Kong Ci? The head card and chirp seven inches long went to the lower road together. As Brother Ku thought of it, he controlled Zhang Wuji's rendezvous at dusk and went to the middle lane, while the one-blooded strawberry who controlled Tie Zhan and Tudiu, who controlled the heavenly child's grandmother, went to the upper road together.
On the premise that there are no runes in the early stage, there are two regular combinations, one is 1 top laner, 1 middle laner, 1 jungler, and 2 bottom lanes. The other is the traditional 212 formation, because none of the 5 players matched by Xihuashan are good at junglers, they simply chose the ancient 212 to play.
Seven inches long to the bottom of the road, found the six-fingered qin demon cowering under the arrow tower at some point, and saw the player called Liuyoung Rusha with a beautiful six-fingered qin demon with a very obscene smile that was very inconsistent with the identity of the qin demon, chirp seven inches long and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Out of the keen sense of smell of high-end players, Chirp's seven-inch-long face changed, as if he had thought of something, and immediately shouted on the team channel: "Be careful on the road!" ”
Unfortunately, his reminder was a little too late by half a second.
The player who controls the Wild Lion Iron Battle [One Blood Strawberry] is a hot-blooded young man, considering that the people in Donghua Mountain should also be in place, he let go of his worries, decisively probed the grass with his face, and walked into the grass on the road very domineeringly......
As soon as I walked in, a bloody strawberry suddenly tightened its chrysanthemum.
In the grass, he saw four more enthusiastic and violent youths!
Immediately after, a bloody strawberry saw the sword light and sword shadow, and all these sword lights and sword shadows greeted him.
What hurt his self-esteem even more was that the player who was controlling Hu Yidao on the opposite side, while slashing out, actually came up with the most shameless line recognized as the only use of squatting grass lovers, which was a total of four words: "Demacia!! ”
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