"."

Xu Zifeng couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, of course, he sent it to Sao Zhu in the form of text, and then typed and said, "Can you not blow it so much?" Millions a month? Li Mengting's parents didn't treat you as a neuropath? ”

"No, they heard that I earn a million a month, and they can't wait to lock me in their house and not let me go, didn't we say before, meet at the station at night and take the train back to Kunming together, but his parents didn't let me go, and let me stay at their house to rest for one night, and leave tomorrow morning, and, Brother Feng, you must not have imagined that Li Mengting's parents whispered to me when Li Mengting went to the toilet, guess what they said?" Sao Pig learned to play League of Legends back then, known as Keyboard Peter Pan.

In fact, in layman's terms, it is a troll.

At the fastest, he can spray nine times a second, that is, he can spray his teammates with nine sentences a second, and humiliate hostile players.

He sent such a long message, and it only took six or seven seconds during the period, and the speed was too fast, and Xu Zifeng was secretly speechless when he saw it.

"Do you want you to sleep in a room with Li Mengting at night?" Xu Zifeng asked.

"Hehe, you're only half right." Sao Pig made a smug expression.

"What else?"

"Guess what."

"Guess your sister."

"I don't have a sister."

"Day, said numbly."

"They told me not to wear a condom."

“......”

When Xu Zifeng saw this passage from Sao Pig, he was speechless, he thought that Chen Meixi's parents and Lin Meishan's parents were already very enlightened, but compared with Li Mengting's parents, they felt a little small.

"Awesome, isn't it? Brother Feng, I will never brag to you, really, I was stunned at that time. ”

"Oh, no more, there's a knock on the door."

"Damn, it's not comfortable to."

"Her parents urged me to go back to my room and go to bed, bye-bye."

“......”

Xu Zifeng didn't expect Li Mengting's parents to be so superb, and when he turned off WeChat and was about to open QQ to see if anyone had sent him a message, Lin Meishan, who was sitting next to him, quietly pushed him with his hand.

Xu Zifeng looked at Lin Meishan suspiciously.

Lin Meishan whispered: "Let's go, go back to the room and sleep." ”

“...”

Seeing Xu Zifeng's shocked face, Lin Meishan lowered her voice and scolded angrily: "What do you think, go back to the room first, if you keep sitting here, my parents won't go back to the room." ”

"Oh."

Xu Zifeng nodded, only to see Lin Meishan get up and tell her parents that she was going back to the room to sleep, and then dragged Xu Zifeng to the second floor.

Lin Meishan's room is not big, and it doesn't feel as spacious as her dormitory at Kunming University, but the sparrows are small but full of organs, dressers, wardrobes and shoe cabinets, just a little squeezed.

He didn't expect Lin Meishan's family background to be like this, he had always thought that Lin Meishan's family background should be very good and wealthy, but now he understands that it was just what he thought.

"The room is small and can't fit the sofa, you sleep in the bed at night, and I make the floor." Lin Meishan closed the door and said in a normal tone.

Obviously, she didn't look inferior or anything because of her poor family background.

"My bed?" Xu Zifeng looked at her in surprise.

"Well, although you little bastard has no conscience, but this time you are also here to help me, I can't let you lay the floor, right?" Lin Meishan rolled her eyes, and then said, "There are my slippers in the shoe cabinet, you wear them first, and I'll take off my makeup." ”

"When did I lose my conscience?" Xu Zifeng pursed his lips, then walked to the shoe cabinet, and when he opened the shoe cabinet drawer, the expression on his face suddenly couldn't help but change a few times.

"This...?"

"What?"

Lin Meishan turned her head and just saw Xu Zifeng staring at the things in the drawer, only to see a touch of red suddenly appear on her beautiful face, and said angrily: "Bastard, are you intentional or blind?" The shoe cabinet is next to it, and that's my underwear. ”

"It's pretty much the same, how do I know? I don't come very often. Xu Zifeng hurriedly closed the drawer, and when he opened it just now, he had already seen all kinds of women's personal belongings inside.

"Excuses." Lin Meishan snorted.

"Cut, it's not an unusual thing, I just go to the mall and walk around, and I can see one hundred and eighty pieces openly." Xu Zifeng forcibly explained, and then took out a pair of white and blue flip-flops from the shoe cabinet next to him, and when he was about to take off his sneakers, he suddenly jokingly asked: "My feet stink, are you afraid?" ”

"Won't you wash your feet if you smell bad? Are you an idiot? Don't bother me, I'm removing my makeup, don't you see? Lin Meishan said.

“......”

Well, after Xu Zifeng touched a boring one, he changed into Lin Meishan's small slippers, the girl's feet are definitely not as big as the boy's, he can't wear them at all, and he can only barely hit the ground with his heels.

A few minutes later, Lin Meishan took off her makeup, she just put on a little light makeup, and when she turned around and saw Xu Zifeng sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze, she asked angrily, "Are you stupid?" Won't go to the shower after changing your shoes? ”

"Take a bath?"

Xu Zifeng's eyes widened, and then he shook his head and said, "Don't wash it." ”

"Do you sleep or shower?" Lin Meishan asked.

"I usually wash it once a month."

"No lice?"

“......”

Lin Meishan saw that he didn't speak, so she opened the door and dragged him to the bathroom, then pointed to the shower head and said, "Wash it, don't make my bed stink." ”

"Rub, is it so exaggerated?" Xu Zifeng said helplessly.

"Wash it up."

“OKOK。”

Xu Zifeng had to take a shower reluctantly, and when he returned to Lin Meishan's room after taking a bath, Lin Meishan had already laid a bunk.

Lin Meishan saw that Xu Zifeng had washed up, so she asked him to close the door, then pointed to the bed and said, "Go to bed, and also, you are not allowed to snore when you sleep at night, otherwise I will gag your mouth with a tissue." ”

"What? Gagged me with a tissue? Damn, don't you think it's cruel to do this? Also, is snoring something I can control? Xu Zifeng said.

"I'll take care of you, you're not allowed to snore anyway." Lin Meishan laid the floor bunk, and then took out a quilt from the wardrobe, only to see her lying on the floor and cover the quilt, before saying: "By the way, there is one more thing I want to declare in advance, you little bastard must not peep at me at night, otherwise... Giggle..."

In the end, Lin Meishan didn't finish her words, but laughed "giggles", Xu Zifeng suddenly felt a tingling on his scalp, because he felt that Lin Meishan's smile was very weird, as if she was going to eat him.

"What else would you do?" Xu Zifeng finally couldn't help but ask.

"I'll eat you, and then force you to break up with Chen Meixi and be with me, so if you love Chen Meixi, don't peep at me." Lin Meishan said meaningfully.

"Huh."

Xu Zifeng suddenly sneered twice, and then, without turning off the lights, he began to undress in front of Lin Meishan, Lin Meishan sat up abruptly and looked at him and asked, "Bastard, what are you going to do?" ”

"What do you think I'm going to do?" Xu Zifeng had already taken off his shirt at this time.

"How do I know?"

"It's okay, you'll find out later, my dear counselor-teacher." Xu Zifeng didn't call her sister this time, but called her teacher, and as soon as the voice fell, he looked like he was ready to take off his pants.

"Are you sure you really want to take it off?" Although Lin Meishan's face was slightly red, she was not as shy as an ordinary little girl, and a smile rose at the corner of her mouth.

When Xu Zifeng saw the smile on the corner of her mouth, he suddenly smiled bitterly and said, "Sister, you win, I can't fight you, go to sleep." ”

After Xu Zifeng finished speaking, he put on his clothes, and then was about to turn off the lights and go to bed, when suddenly there was a knock on the door, followed by Mother Lin's voice coming in through a door: "Have you two slept?" ”

Xu Zifeng was shocked, thinking to himself, is Mother Lin coming to the rhythm of the ward round? However, he still replied, "Auntie, we are getting ready to sleep." ”

"Okay, then you can sleep well, and I won't disturb you."

"Okay auntie."

"By the way, Xiaofeng, my room and her father are far away, even if there is any sound for a while, we can't hear it, it's okay, it's like being in our own home, feel free, do whatever you want, don't be restrained."

“......”