The girl in the trousers glared at her in feigned anger, but pulled away from the chair across from me and sat down.

At that moment, I was dumbfounded, I was quite hungry and wanted to feast, but I was a little ...... when such a beautiful woman suddenly sat in front of me With his head down, he nervously stuffed a large piece of beef.

"Wait, you're pretending to be my boyfriend, okay?" The girl in the trousers had no choice but to pin all her hopes on me.

And the girl in the long skirt also looked at me with a smile: "Sister, aren't you really looking for this kind of person to pretend to be your brother-in-law?" ”

"As long as I can get rid of that nasty guy, whoever can be my boyfriend!" The girl in the pants said a little eagerly, looking at me, "Is that okay?" ”

I looked up, and when I cut it just now, it was too big, so now I don't have a lot of half of the beef stuffed in my mouth, and it's still very strong, and I haven't bitten it for a while.

The mouth is bulging, and there are still oil stains, and I want to say something but I can't say it, so I can only chew it first.

At this time, from the pure gold rushed down, a lean young man wearing a black and white plaid suit, wearing white-framed glasses, and long hair to the side.

This...... The look is too exaggerated, right?

I said how I feel that he is well-behaved in clothes, similar to Xiao Jingteng. Moreover, there are no lenses in the white frame, which is a pure ornament. Moreover, his crooked hairstyle is as exaggerated as it can be said, and the whole person feels particularly eye-catching when he plays there.

When I saw it, I almost laughed to death by his strange shape, and I choked as a result!

The girl in the trousers hurriedly pulled out a tissue to wipe my mouth, then handed me a glass of water.

And the pompous man also walked over and stretched out his hand: "Hey, Lily, such a coincidence? ”

I didn't pay attention to the name at first, I patronized myself and choked up.

The girl in the long skirt deliberately smiled and whispered: "Obviously I came with me, and I said it was a coincidence!" He's so thick-skinned! ”

I finally swallowed the piece of beef, wiped my mouth with the back of my hand, stood up, turned around and held his hand, and said, "What a coincidence! It's been a long time, are you okay? ”

The girl in the long skirt pouted, and didn't even dare to raise her head and said, "This cheeky person is thicker!" ”

The pompous man watched me wipe my greasy mouth with my hand and then grabbed it directly, he wanted to hide, but he didn't, the moment I caught him, his whole face changed, and he hurriedly withdrew his hand, took out a tissue from my table and wiped it desperately and shouted, "Disgusting to death!" Who are you? ”

I wiped my mouth again with my palm, and then pointed at the girl in the trousers and said, "I, I'm her new boyfriend!" Hello, my name is Lin San! You can also call me...... Little Three! "I'm going to go over and put my arm on his shoulder.

"Little Three ???" The pompous man's face really appeared with a very exaggerated expression, and he ducked back and hid, "Boyfriend? ”

However, soon he looked at me with absolute disdain on his face, as if I was someone who came out of the garbage heap, took two steps back with a disgusted expression, and while wiping the hand I had just scratched, he looked at the girl in the trousers and said with a look of disbelief: "I can't believe that you have found such a ...... Such a ......" he couldn't think of any words to describe me after thinking for a long time, so he had to shake his hands and say, "I must have a good talk with Uncle!" ”

Then he seemed to be angry and left, and for some reason, I felt like he was a bit of a mother.

The girl in the long skirt couldn't help but laugh out loud and said, "Happy! ”

Seeing the pompous man twisting his ass and leaving, I sat down and asked very sincerely, "How is it?" My acting skills are okay, right? Is there any hope of competing for Best Actor at this year's Golden Horse Awards? ”

The girl in the trousers smiled at me a little embarrassedly and said, "Thank you so much just now!" This one is mine! In the future, when you come here for dinner, I will give you a 7% discount. ”

The girl in the long skirt said dissatisfiedly: "Sister, I have seen you want to get rid of him so many times, and this time is the shortest time!" Uncle, you're awesome! ”

I was a little stunned, "Uncle? "I touched my chin, damn, I haven't taken care of my beard for a few days, and I'm really a bit of a lewd uncle.

The girl in the trousers said with a little uneasiness on her face: "Don't say it, it's not you who caused it!" You have to go out for a walk! ”

The girl in the long skirt pouted and said, "Today's weather is really good!" Sister, look, there are still people filming over there! ”

Saying that, it seems that the sky is overcast, the wind is stronger, and it is estimated that there will be a thundershower later.

It's good to rain, I like it, and the bigger the better.

Only when it rains can people not tell whether the liquid in the corners of your eyes is tears or rain.

The girl in the pants may have also seen this change in the weather, and said unhappily: "It's going to rain!" Let's go back! ”

But the girl in the long skirt reluctantly coquettishly said: "No! I want to sit here for a while! I'm bored here every day, I'm about to get sick! Then she turned to look at me, "Uncle, why don't you eat it?" ”

I'm only 25, but I was called an uncle by a girl, which really makes me feel embarrassed, am I really that old? As a result, as soon as he opened his mouth, he regarded himself as an uncle, "Two beauties, do you want a cup of coffee, uncle, I have a treat!" "It's a bit of a self-depraved feeling.

"Uncle, are you borrowing flowers to offer Buddha?" The girl in the long skirt innocently exposed me and said, just now her sister clearly said that this meal was hers, and it seems that this place is still opened by their family, and it seems that it is indeed a bit contrived to say that I have a treat.

However, the girl in the trousers was more mature, and when she heard what I meant, she nodded with a smile and said, "Thank you!" Thank you so much just now. We don't bother anymore! As he spoke, he stood up and pushed the girl in the long skirt away.

But the girl in the long skirt said very bluntly: "It's very good here!" Uncle is also very good, why should my sister leave? ”

The girl in the trousers seemed to see my thoughts and said embarrassedly, "Uncle wants to eat quietly alone!" Let's not bother people! ”

The girl in the long skirt tilted her head and looked at me very innocently: "Uncle, is it true?" ”

I was embarrassed for a while, the innocent little girl really couldn't afford to hurt, should I ask the question so directly, I was slightly embarrassed and said: "How can there be! You just sit here, it's all right! Uncle likes little MM to watch and eat! ”

Saying that, I was in a bad mood and gobbled up the remaining half of the steak directly into my mouth, puffed out my mouth and began to chew slowly, how ugly and ugly it was, as if I was angry with someone.