I suddenly thought of the boss in black.

"Hey...... It's a pity that he is wearing white clothes today, and he is not good at all......" Hei Mei lay on the table in disappointment, looking lazy like dark Yang's dress, which made her completely unable to cheer up today.

I took out my phone and flipped out a picture of the dark boss: "Then you must like this." I put it next to her face, and she lazily lifted her eyelids, and when she landed, she straightened: "it!" My dish! Lick the screen! "She actually pounced on me to lick my phone!

I quickly took back my phone, and her eyes kept following me: "Give it to me!" Be sure to give it to me! ”

I immediately shook my head: "No, no, no, this is a confidential photo, and you can't give it randomly." ”

"I'll give the money!" She said decisively, and directly took out her mobile phone, "A thousand!" ”

"Good!" Give decisively, no matter what secrets it has, just give the general rent.

The two mobile phones were shot together, "Cen ~~~~" is the sound of my favorite coin, the black girl held the photo of the dark boss and began to lick the screen, I was full of joy while holding the money bag, this is really a happy thing.

I hurriedly whispered: "Don't spread the word!" ”

"Who would give something so good to someone else?" The black girl glanced at me and rubbed her face against the phone screen, "I'm fascinated, who is this." ”

I shrugged: "I don't know, it's all said to be confidential, and it's still under investigation." ”

"No matter what, anyway, I'm obsessed with him from now on, and I must give it to me in the future." She hugged her phone like she really hugged the dark boss.

She is really fascinated by the villain, and when she wanted to ask her if she also liked the chaos in the Great Sage, the class bell officially rang, and I didn't dare to speak anymore, the dark Yang was terrible, although he became a sheep in white today.

Dark Yang glanced at all of us with a look of contempt and contempt again: "I have read the reports of each group, and you fully understand the importance of the team, but do you really understand it with your heart?" A few people who don't know each other have to quickly integrate into the team, and this time, there is one person who is better than any of you, and that is our Xia Xiaolan's classmate. ”

Everyone turned their heads to look at me in unison, Qing Twilight, Mao Mao, Mo Ming, Hei Mei and Jiang Yan were all happy for me, and Si Yinuo was lying on the table and turned his face to look at me with Xiaobai.

"Is that Xia Xiaolan who split his legs?" Someone shouted deliberately, and laughter immediately broke out in the quiet classroom.

Immediately, the cold light swept through the eyes of the dark Yang, he raised his hand suddenly, and immediately, a boy was lifted by an invisible force, and the boy exclaimed: "Ah! Yes! Teacher Yang, I was wrong! ”

"Whew!" He was slapped on the wall by Dark Yang, and I looked at it stiffly, Dark Yang was so terrible ~~~~~

All the students didn't dare to laugh, and immediately turned back one by one to become honest.

Dark Yang glanced around again: "I hate speaking in my class the most!" No matter how bad her character is, as long as she can survive the cruel combat effectiveness, she will be your role model! ”

"......" I don't feel half happy at all for Mao, no matter how I listen to it, I feel that it is dark Yang also thinks that my character is poor......

Dark Yang looked at us with the eyes of the ants again: "The reason why Xia Xiaolan was able to quickly integrate into the team is that she is a human being, and it has a great relationship, among the species of the Six Realms, the human species has the richest emotions and the most complex thoughts, and moreover, it will also contradict itself, reflecting the characteristics of highly inconsistent words and deeds!" ”

"......" so ...... Is this lesson a critique of us humans? And, why does it sound so awkward to call us humans a species? We are one of the Six Realms, we should be considered a race!

"The inconsistency of human words and deeds is especially evident in an emerging group called keyboard warriors......

"Poof!" I can't help but spray, I don't want to admit the shortcomings of our human beings, because I'm the only human being here, representing all mankind, of course, I have to fight for all mankind, but, I have to admit the existence of the keyboard warrior group, PS, the fairy realm is really trendy, it turns out that the immortals are really beyond the understanding of our ordinary people.

They are no longer like the temples that wear ancient costumes that have not changed for thousands of years, saying mysterious and witty words that no one can understand, and loving all living beings without eating the fireworks of the world.

Instead, he used a mobile phone-shaped artifact, wore more personalized and even casual clothes, studied the characteristics of various races, and drank a string of wine to chase the drama when he was happy.

What a "god"!

The cold light immediately swept over me, I quickly covered my mouth and lowered my head, and the dark Yang in the classroom still said in a cold voice: "Keyboard warriors, they are righteous knights in front of the computer, but in real life they will show a completely different side, about the complexity and contradictions of human nature, I believe that Xia Xiaolan, the only human being in our fairy realm, can better interpret it, for example, between two boys, how to choose......"

"Poof......" Everyone couldn't help laughing, but they didn't dare to laugh loudly.

==！！！ So...... He really had the same idea as the boy who was slapped on the wall, except that he didn't allow others to shout in his class.

"Bang bang." The boy who was slapped on the wall actually applauded!

Nima, your sister's!

"Xia Xiaolan." Dark Yang's cold voice echoed in the classroom, "Please come out and show up and say something!" ”

I'll go to your sister's ~~~~~~

"It's cruel." Hei Mei looked at Dark Yang blankly, and suddenly she held her face with both hands, "But I like it...... Yes...... That's my Snape......"

Mo Ming wanted to stand up, I immediately pressed him, and then, stood up, the moment I stood up, Si Yinuo got up from the table, and looked at me with some surprise, Mao Mao, Qing Twilight, Senior Yan, all looked at me, and at the same time, the whole classroom was instantly quiet.

I stood in this astonished silence for a moment, then raised my face and held my head high!

Dark Yang still looked at me with contempt, not half surprised, as if I got up, it was also within his expectation, because this is also the embodiment of complex human nature.

Suddenly, the ground under my feet emitted a divine light, my whole body took off, and the next moment, I was already standing in the center of the whole classroom, beside me, a white figure, I blinked, my whole body began to stiffen, a special sense of oppression came from my side, and I began to regret my impulsiveness.

"Xia Xiaolan, the time after that belongs to you." The dark Yang beside me spoke, retreated slightly, I stiffly looked at the classmates in front of me, they were also staring at me, jealous, disdainful, funny, waiting to see a good show, on their faces, a line of words was written: Look how you make a fool of yourself!

I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, stood up, and said! I didn't learn Guo Degang's mobile phone in vain!

Then I opened my eyes, raised my lips and smiled, and when I landed, those eyes froze.

I put my hands behind my back and said with no shame in my heart: "Yes, we human beings have complex human nature, keyboard warriors, public knowledge, angry youth, Mary Sue, Tom Sue, etc., etc., all of us, we can be fearless in front of the keyboard to be our own heroes, that's because on the keyboard, we are not in danger, but in reality, if we meet bad guys, we will have a lot of concerns, will bad guys bring knives?" Will I get hurt? Will it die? What happens to a family member who dies? We are not gods, we will die, we are afraid of death. We human beings are flawed and imperfect, but, in the same way, we also have the brilliance of humanity, we are kind, we are friendly, we help each other, we love nature, and we are united like never before when we encounter foreign enemies! Not to mention a few people, we can unite dozens, hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of millions of people to fight against foreign enemies! There are also gods and demons in the Six Realms, and we humans naturally have good and bad people, as well as those who swing between good and bad. "I said impassionedly, standing proudly, today, I must be here to earn back face for us humans!

The classroom was silent for a moment, and suddenly someone raised his hand: "Then how do you choose a boyfriend?" ”

"Yes, this is a typical case of the contradiction of human nature! It's worth discussing, please give us advice! ”

Everyone's eyes laughed again, and they just waited for me to cover my face, and then burst into tears.

Cut, you underestimate me Xia Xiaolan too much, although this palace is a scumbag, but this palace is Guo Degang's apprentice.

I immediately squinted and smiled: "This classmate's question is quite good!" I just want to talk about my psychological changes during this period for your reference and writing a thesis. ”

They laughed, and Dark Yang suddenly said coldly: "Xia Xiaolan is right, after this class, you have to hand in a paper on human nature!" ”

"Ah~~~~~~~~ "Everyone was stunned, and the look in their eyes was like a lot of remorse, so I came up and talked to them about human nature."

I turned to look at Dark Yang with a smile: "Do I need to write, please?" ”

Dark Yang looked at me with contempt, and his thin lips opened: "No. ”

"Thank you, teacher." I bowed deeply to him, then turned to look at the crowd and squinted again: "So, everyone should listen, today, I stand here to tell Fu Su that if humans are pushed to the extreme, they will resist!" ”

Everyone was stunned, I opened my eyes and took out my phone, my fingers swiped across the screen, and the photo of me and Fusu kissing had appeared in front of me, and enlarged.

I stood generously next to this photo, today, I, Xia Xiaolan, am going to defend myself and testify against Fu Su's crime!