The following is an excerpt from the dialogue between two bastards who are not ashamed, and some of the contradictory paradoxes are so unbearable that the author has to erase them with good intentions.

Among the two, Mourinho is quite normal, but the other one is really undisciplined, and his words are basically not human words.

"I'm the head coach, what about you, what are you doing?" In fact, Mourinho really doesn't talk much, and basically doesn't subvert any concepts.

It's Lynn

"How do I know what I'm doing? I don't have time to think about it, but I definitely don't fuck the fucking thing of a football coach!! ”

Jose Mourinho," "The football coach made you say that, and they asked me to take over, bullying me for not having an IQ?"

"Okay, isn't this a better person to work harder, I think you are more suitable to be a head coach than me, I came with a learning attitude, I hope to learn more from you from the side"

Jose Mourinho, "You think that's normal? "Bibi's achievements over the years, who learns from whom, and who harms others must have a bottom line.

"Or I'm going to save the world?"

Jose Mourinho, "If you don't talk about people, I'll go." "We drink tea, but no alcoholic beverages.

"Big brother, uncle, uncle, I really didn't think about who to harm, really."

"It's good that you've defined yourself as a scourge, and you finally have a decent truth." After Mourinho said this, he unloaded it with the strength to go.

Lynn, ""

Jose Mourinho "made things clear, otherwise there would be no need to talk about it." ”

"Otherwise, I'll do UEFA harm. When the scourge is over, go to the scourge of FIFA, and all those grandchildren deserve to go to hell. Is this okay? Lynn dealt with it cautiously.

In fact, taking UEFA as a goal is a whim, all these years. Lynn really hates UEFA and FIFA, these grandsons bully people when they have nothing to do, and the two of them have a bad time shooting their guns in the head.

Therefore, in the subconscious of his heart, Lynn can't wait to tear down UEFA and FIFA.

He really didn't expect it to be so difficult to invite Mourinho to coach Chelsea, and he rushed to talk about the conditions before he could enter the negotiations.

"You still have no humanity!" As a result, after listening to Lynn's words, Mourinho was furious and immediately roared.

Thankfully, it's in my own home. If you're outside, you have to point your nose and say you're not qualified.

Lynn was dumbfounded, didn't he say that Mourinho didn't think much of the UEFA's grandchildren.

"They have gone to hell, and they have made hell even more miserable, how will you live in the future? I'm still thinking mainly about you! Mourinho spoke slowly.

Lynn was suddenly furious, should he go to hell with Lao Tzu?

Mourinho and Lynn's negotiations are basically unreliable, and if Mendes and Robin are here, they will inevitably slam the door.

These two grandsons are not human.

Finally it was agreed, and Mourinho cleaned up Chelsea for Lynn. Lynn went to scourge UEFA, and then piggybacked on FIFA.

The mission is a bit out of reality, anyway, what does Lynn think of himself.

But, as Mourinho said. Don't look at Chelsea as yours, but what can you do at Chelsea? No matter what aspect Lynn says, he is not as good as Robin. Even when it comes to managing her wealth, Kate is more realistic than Lynn.

"How did I become a waste?" Lynn was really lost in the end. Before he made up his mind, he felt that he was simply a god in this world. You can do whatever you want, it's no big deal.

But if you think about it carefully, you don't actually have to do anything.

If you don't have money, you don't have to think about life, Lynn is almost an otaku material.

With kids?

It's not easy to do, at least Kate arranged it well, and Lynn can only add to the chaos when she goes.

Speaking of which, it seems like a way to scourge UEFA.

But what a scourge?

At the beginning, the G14, no matter how large and powerful the group, was wiped out by the laughter of UEFA.

Just Lynn herself?

It's not nice to say, Lynn's own money really can't stand the toss, and when it is thrown into the circle of right and wrong of football, the two splashes can't be heard.

Not to mention FIFA, more than rich, people threw out Lynn more than eight streets.

Not to mention anything else, just a South Africa World Cup, the National Football Federation will account for tens of billions of US dollars.

This financial strength is absolutely guaranteed to allow them to continue to be in the industry.

And then there's a bunch of minions, especially at UEFA, where Platini's skills are so good that he cleans up the owners of those big clubs.

Who dares to come out and follow Lynn to pierce the thorns.

Chelsea jumped out on their own?

That's not the old birthday boy eating arsenic - looking for death!

Now that she has a great, distant ideal, Lynn really doesn't dare to jump out and shout that she is the owner of Chelsea.

In fact, there are many people who know, but it has not been clearly announced, and Lynn can still play a scoundrel and not admit it.

In other words, if Lynn wants to do something, she has to start from scratch and do it alone!

It's the European Championship now, and the UEFA bigwigs don't know that there is such a person as Lynn, and they are holding back their bad intentions to trap UEFA.

Lynn thinks it's okay to know, at most she treats Lynn as a funny fool!

The difference in strength is too big!

UEFA wants to focus on Chelsea, it can really play with flowers, and kill Chelsea, which is not an exaggeration, and no one has to work hard.

However, after a series of announcements from Chelsea, UEFA is still satisfied with Chelsea, especially Mr. Platini, who appreciates Lynn's choice.

At a small private gathering in Ukraine, Comrade Platini kindly told his assistant that he really blamed Sir John at the beginning, and that people are everyone's style, and he must greet Sir John when he finds an opportunity!

No, Platini believes that it was his words at the awards ceremony that caused a great change in Chelsea, and the way people did things completely made Platini feel a little guilty. There was a sense of remorse in my heart.

Say whatever you want to compensate others.

In any case, Sir John has made great sacrifices for the healthy development of European football.

This favor must be remembered. Forever in UEFA.

"Lifetime Achievement Award! There must be, and there must be something that has not been created! "At the start of the group stage of the European Championships. Platini pushed strongly on his own behalf at the Executive Committee to award Lynn the UEFA Lifetime Achievement Award in recognition of Sir John's monopoly on the Champions League.

After Lynn found out, she was a little embarrassed, she had a bad plan to pit others, but they did intimate things, and it would not be kind if she was a person in the future.

However, what happened at Chelsea really made many fans sad.

Real Madrid also couldn't wait to publish the news of Ronaldo's transfer on its official website, and the transfer fee was an astonishing 100 million pounds!

This news also caused many people to laugh at the beginning, and everyone knows how much Real Madrid covets Ronaldo. However, each time it was a disgraceful failure.

So is this time a series?

Definitely.

Most people have this attitude, and even Real Madrid's members think so, and the matter is just the momentum that Florentino created for the election campaign, using 100 million pounds to express the strength of Real Madrid.

Unexpectedly, Chelsea confirmed the news very intimately, it is true!

On the same day, Ronaldo also announced the transfer and told reporters. His personal contract was also negotiated.

!!

Countless people feel that the world is collapsing!

How could Cristiano Ronaldo leave Chelsea? You must know that Chelsea is in full swing, and now Chelsea is not a quasi-giant, but a proper super giant, and all indicators are already the first.

Let's not talk about the results. In terms of revenue this season, Chelsea have become the most profitable football club in the world.

assets. The good ones are all fake, and the loan is estimated to be for the bank's face.

There is enough money in someone's account to support a Premier League.

You Ronaldo is willing to leave.

But the fact is already happening.

The shaking is not over yet. Compared to the news below, Ronaldo's transfer is simply a small aftershock.

Just three days after the start of the European Championships. Sir Lynn John, the bastard with the rainbow halo on his head, held a small press conference at Stamford Bridge.

Many media outlets have expressed contempt for Lynn's flawed behavior.

The media that had said bad things about Lynn, and those who hadn't said good things about Lynn, were not invited.

Only Sky TV received the invitation.

The result was one of the world's most lean press conferences, one person to one media outlet.

"Isn't this a fucking interview, bullshit press conference!" Many people rebuked.

These are all trivial matters, and the key is that the news reported by Sky Satellite TV is unacceptable.

"I worked hard for many years as a manager, but when I look back, I find that my life is a mess, my family has paid a great price for me, and my ideals have become blurred, and I don't even know what I continue to coach for, money. Name? I think it's time to sort out your life and find your ideals."

It looks a bit literary and artistic, but most people are not fooled by Lynn's pseudo-artistic style, they are retired.

Lynn stopped playing.

Chelsea fans were stunned, the omnipotent king in their hearts stopped doing it, not just not for Chelsea, but no one cares.

A generation of geniuses has fallen, and this has nothing to do with life and death.

Many football coaches celebrate with their crowns, this girl is finally out, otherwise we will be a fart! The mountain above was moved, and there was quite an artistic conception of turning over the serf and singing.

There are also some people who crooked their mouths, probably good at pretending, 'Why are you retiring, I haven't beaten you yet, I already have a new plan, this season is enough'

Of course, these people didn't get applause and prestige, almost all of them were disdainful and contemptuous eyes, why did they go earlier.

There are even more people who regret and hate, the representative is Ferguson, the old man scolded directly, bastard thing, I haven't retired yet. You went ahead of me, are you old?

In a word. This time UEFA, represented by Platini, a handful of people rarely blamed Lynn for grabbing headlines during the European Championships. The major media outlets are talking about Lynn John's retirement, not the group stage of the European Championships.

In contrast, the news that Chelsea FC announced Jose Mourinho as the new head coach was simply ignored.

Although some people reported it, it didn't cause any major shocks, and everyone was actually stunned.

Among the happiest people, it is not Lynn, not Mourinho, and not Florentino. Platini and Cristiano Ronaldo can't talk about it.

It's Mendes, the guy who is gradually becoming the world's top agent.

The two new contracts of Mourinho and Cristiano Ronaldo alone have made this guy bubble.

"I feel the same way!" After signing Mourinho's contract, Mendes felt a sense of sympathy for Lynn's decision.

He also feels that he really has nothing to pursue in the field of agents, and the transfer of 100 million pounds and the contract of the world's highest-paid head coach are all from his hand.

What else is there to pursue?

Standing at the top of the broad mind and vision, Mendes has a great sense of looking down on all beings.

The bottomless remarks came from Chinese fans, and after learning that Lynn retired, they all felt that it was most appropriate for Lynn to come to China, which was not real professional football, and it was not real football. Definitely not against Lynn's retirement wishes.

How much is it, we can afford it, as long as you are willing to come.

What kind of rights do you want, just come. I don't need you to do anything, I want your name

The summer of 2012 in Europe was in a hot sports atmosphere.

Lynn finally lifted the weight from her body. In fact, many people don't think that he has taken on much responsibility, genius. There will inevitably be some privileges.

In fact, Lynn has not had an easy time these days, and Chelsea fans have launched a huge campaign to retain them. They want Lynn to stay at Chelsea, even if he is no longer a manager, just by name.

"With Lynn, we're not afraid of anything!" The fans' cries touched Lynn rarely.

'I will always keep an eye on Chelsea!' But Lynn could only prevaricate with such insincere words, and he looked at the hypocrisy of his own serious contempt in his heart.

During the European Championships, Lynn took the time to receive a special trophy and came back, and UEFA gave him a Lifetime Achievement Award, which he had not planned to go, mainly because at this time Lynn found that the thickness of his face was not up to standard.

But later, he couldn't stand the enthusiasm of UEFA, so he still pretended to take the trophy back.

Spain won the championship without any surprises!

But England fans are not convinced!

"If Lynn is here, what's the matter with you!!"

Capello felt very aggrieved, living in the shadow of that bastard, it was really not a human job.

Mourinho was in a good mood, and Lynn's foundation was really good.

But he didn't agree with Lynn's lean policy at all, anyway, Chelsea had money, and he lived a life of spending, throwing a lot of money away, and Lynn's face twitched on the side.

Zhen Nima can make money!

Out of sight and out of mind, Lynn decided to let herself hide and watch her heart tremble, mainly because she was distressed about money.

It's a pity that it's so easy to hide, Chu Fang has already come to the front station.

They were very domineering and told Lynn that all his houses had been requisitioned.

There was no way to meet such a female rascal, and Lynn had no ability to resist.

Of course, Lynn also saw that during the Olympics, London was simply a hell, and it was necessary to run as far as the mind went.

Hurry up and study where to hide in the quiet.

However, Chu Fang is finally an old friend, and seeing that people are bringing things here, Lynn is embarrassed to say that he doesn't care about other people's meals.

Fortunately, there is everything at home, so there is no need to waste money outside.

These days, I was frightened by Mourinho's spending energy, and Lynn was timid when he mentioned it.

"You're not going to do it?" Chu Fang didn't understand Lynn's decision to retire, in her opinion, Lynn was just starting out, dominating football for 50 years, what a bull!

It's only in his early thirties that he retired, so it's hard to say.

"You have to think about it, wait a few years, and then you want to come back, but you can't tell"

Lynn was impressed by Chu Fang, she could say such heart-warming words, she really didn't mess around all these years, if she had left it in the past, this girl wouldn't have come up with any moths, if she didn't instigate Lynn to harm anyone, it would not be her style.

"Don't do it, I've taken all the honors I can get, what do you mean by what do you think I'm going to do?" Lynn swallowed what was in her mouth and tried to make her speech as normal as possible.

"It's true, if you complain about yourself, you can't take it easy" Chu Fang's words made Lynn speechless, but he still appreciated Chu Fang's tone of speech, and he wanted to be a mature adult.

"Who are the people here, as for you serving like this, I don't understand, just because you still use this" Lynn actually didn't understand, why did Chu Fang give up his face to ask for a house, and the country houses he bought were all requisitioned, this posture is a bit exaggerated.

Chu Fang sighed, put down the chopsticks, and ate at Lynn's house with knives and forks and chopsticks, which made Chu Fang very satisfied all the time.

"They are all masters who have money and no place to spend, and they also complain about me, and they have nothing to do to cultivate an aristocratic temperament!"

Chu Fang actually regretted it, these uncles turned out to be local tyrants, and they didn't pay so much attention to it at all.

But in order to make money and expand the business chain, Chu Fang did a stupid thing that didn't know what was right or wrong.

circled a group of people and taught others, not to fool them, Zhentokite found several teachers from the UK.

What to talk about?

It's about how to pay attention.

In fact, Chu Fang is really confused, if he is really particular, taking out some of the culture of his ancestors to dry it is definitely much higher than those so-called mud-legged nobles in Britain.

But Chu Fang didn't figure it out.

In the end, it was made clear, these local tyrants suddenly found that there is no such aristocratic atmosphere in the country, and there are deficiencies in understanding, not that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, we have to test it.

Wherever it goes, it must be London, the heart of the British Empire.

There's just the Olympics, come on, two-in-one.

It's coming, you can't let people go to a few star hotels to pay attention to it, there is a fart aristocratic smell there!

The castle is the most suitable for needs, but where to find a castle, and finally, Chu Fang locked his eyes on several country houses of Lynn's family.

This is the castle, properly like. (To be continued......)