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The heptathlon is serialized

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Kneel for ten joys and ask for a monthly pass, a recommended ticket, a click, a collection!

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In an accident, Zhang Jin put a martial arts game on his body. Since then, Zhang Jin has become all-powerful.

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hasn't waited for Brother Fault to speak, and has been barely restraining himself. Lu Wan, who has been warning herself in her heart: You must be a lady today, and you must pay attention to the image, Lu Wan, whose temper finally burst uncontrollably, "The surname is Jin, I warn you, don't get an inch with me!" Just this glass of wine, you can drink it if you like it, and if you don't like it, get out! ”

Taking advantage of Lu Wan's burst, Luo Bei, who was itching to throw the beer bottle on the head of the man who was finding fault, while aiming at the head of the man with fierce eyes, he turned his head sideways and gritted his teeth to explain in Zhang Jin's ear.

"This kid is a colleague of my wife's unit, and I heard that his cousin is the junior of the boss of their company, so this kid has always pretended to be like the second boss in the company, and almost all the people at this table are his doglegs. This beast fell in love with my wife some time ago, and he did it, but his wife was beaten by a big pot sticker and a broken grandson's leg, "Later, a home run with a fire extinguishing bottle was added to make this grandson stay in the hospital for two days." As soon as he came out, I asked a few of the thorns in our company to send him back for another week. This guy called the police, but the police didn't catch any tricks, it is estimated that this kid is not convinced, today this is to find fault! ”

Seeing that Luo Bei had already brought the beer bottle from Yue Wenting, who was in charge of serving the wine, adjusted his posture of holding the bottle, and was ready to rush up to make the boy who found fault full of wine after Lu Wan's order.

By the way, please ask this guy to drink his own blood wine!

Zhang Jin hurriedly pulled Luo Bei, "This is your wedding banquet, don't mess around, make people laugh!" ”

After speaking, Zhang Jin once again put on a smiling face and inserted it between Lu Wan and the man who looked at him angrily, blocked Lu Wan behind him, and said to the man who was looking for fault: "Forget it, it's not good to be so noisy on such a festive day." You're also a person with status, what a faller! Come, the groom is very busy today, and I will drink with you! ”

"What are you? Why should I drink with you? "Brother Fault doesn't know what it means to go down the wall with a ladder, and he still shouts unrelentingly.

Just when Zhang Jin's face was a little unbearable, and he couldn't bear to start flipping through the list of skills and poisons of the "Three Kingdoms" system, Uncle Lu Wan, who found that the atmosphere was not right, came over.

"The best man is also very busy today, and the best man is not worthy of your status as a distinguished guest. Then I'll drink with you! Lei Ge got out behind this man surnamed Jin. While speaking, his right arm, which was thick with a thigh, was tightly strangled around the neck of the man who was looking for fault, and his already sturdy appearance looked more and more hideous under his smile.

The man who was looking for fault was reddened by Regol's face and was speechless. This guy's little brother immediately jumped out loyally, "You count...... What is it! The tone was originally very arrogant, but Brother Lei, who looked vicious, turned his head and smiled with white teeth, and the second half of the sentence suddenly lowered his voice an octave, looking very weak. At that moment, this decrepit man was like seeing a ferocious carnivore thinking about baring his teeth, well, to put it figuratively, it is called a bloody mouth.

"What am I? I am Lu Wan's uncle, my mother's uncle, and I am the oldest one here today. If I drink with you, if you are not satisfied, it means that you are deliberately finding fault! Brother Lei said, and deliberately puffed up his developed and perverted muscles, smiled viciously, and twisted his two thick black eyebrows into a murderous inverted figure, the meaning of the threat is self-evident.

At this time, Lu Wan's other uncles, cousins, and cousins had also come over. One of them, who was slightly shorter than Brother Lei, but not inferior to the strong man, smiled and followed the guy at the table who was looking for faults and said: "We are not Lu Wan's uncle, but the eldest brother-in-law and brother-in-law of the groom's official, and his status is second only to his uncle. Therefore, in order to show respect for those of us who are hosts, we must accompany you guests! ”…,

I saw a row of more than a dozen strong men standing there, staring at Zijun with a fierce look. Not far away, there are still some murderous old ladies eager to come over. Now these guys don't dare to shout anymore. In fact, these people are just deflated, and they are very good at bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, but once they touch the stone, they are just a piece of.

They only thought about the wedding banquet, and these hosts could only swallow their anger for fear of losing face. But they didn't expect that the bride's family would be so fierce, so united, and so ......

Looking at the dozen or so people at the table, under the hostage of a group of strong men, they poured wine one by one with a smile on their faces. Zhang Jin sighed first, sure enough, unity is liliang! .

Then Zhang Jin couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, and whispered in Luo Bei's ear: "Back, these people are your comrades on the same front today, and they can be regarded as united to the outside world." In the future, when you accompany your wife back to her parents' house for the New Year's holiday, there are no external enemies, and if you start to fight internally, you have to be careful and cherished. ”

Listening to Zhang Jin's words, his eyes straightened as he looked at these bold relatives who drank wine as water" Luo Bei couldn't help but shudder, and complained: "I've tried not to be so far, you still want to mention it." Do you think it's fun to scare the groom? The eyes were complaining, colder than Wang Baoxun, who had been guarding the cold kiln for eighteen years, and more resentful than Qin Xianglian in the lobby of Kaifeng Mansion, which made Zhang Jin couldn't help but shake off the goosebumps.

At this time, Yue Wenting, a guy who had always been on the wrong path with Zhang Jin, also came over, "No wonder Sister Wan is so straightforward and spicy, it turns out that the backing is so strong!" Born in the Northeast, I am so happy, if only I were born in the Northeast, whoever dares to bully me, I will make him a pig's head! As he spoke, he glared at Zhang Jin fiercely.

Zhang Jin naturally knew what Yue Wenting said, so he didn't hesitate to push back: "So what? I am also from Hei Province, with two uncles and aunts in the family, six uncles and four aunts, speaking of which, our camp is stronger than the Lu Wan family! ”

Zhang Jin said and glanced at Yue Wenting proudly, which means that even if you are from the Northeast, you may not be able to take advantage of it. Goth's backstage is also very hard!.

Just when Zhang Jin and Yue Wenting were fighting back and forth, Luo Bei seemed to be watching the play.

Lu Wan finally admired Liliang, who had enough of her family, turned her head with a smile on her face, beat Luo Bei with high spirits, and continued the unfinished toasting road with the best man and bridesmaids, and said proudly: "Little example, dare to come to my Lu Wan's wedding banquet." Is it really impossible for me to bully Lu Wan? Tonight they have to suffer! ”

After that, the toasting road was very smooth, although there were also drinks and cigarettes, but they were all in moderation. After all, the people invited to come today, except for the colleagues who deliberately found fault at this table, the rest are relatives and friends with a friendly attitude.

After the table was dismissed, the friends who were finding fault at the table had already slept under the table. The bride and groom's fun-loving relatives and friends surrounded the couple and went to the new room provided by the hotel to start making trouble.

Hanging apples, this is the most traditional game. That is, the bride and groom hang an apple with a rope, and the bride and groom can only use their mouths to help each other eat the apple;

Roll quilts. The bride lies on the bed with a light towel quilt over her body. The bridegroom cannot use his hands, his legs, or his mouth. Only the friction between the bride and groom can be used to roll up the hair on the bride's body. You can imagine how ambiguous and private this action is! It's literally a dressed version of the normal position.

Roll the eggs. The groom stands on the ground, and the bride shoves an egg through one of the groom's trouser legs, pushes it on the outside with her hands, and takes it out from the other side. And it must be frontal, which will inevitably make people watch the scene of the three eggs gathering together.

Thirteen. The bride and groom are hiding under the covers and must throw out thirteen objects. November in the deep market is not cold, and everyone wears very little. Therefore, Zuihou barely managed to get it together by adding up Luo Bei's briefs and Lu Wan's hood. At that time, the two people in the quilt, Luo Bei was naturally naked, and Lu Wan only had a pair of trousers.

There are also heavy-tasting shows such as Luo Bei wearing Lu Wan's wedding dress and pole dancing, and the newlyweds are choked by a group of bad friends.

It wasn't until everyone had enough of the newcomers that they called Lu Wan's uncle again, killing Xiang Xiang, who had already booked a haode family, to sing with women and men to drink.

Drinking last night until the wee hours of the morning. So the next day, Zhang Jin's always accurate biological clock also quit once. It wasn't until an impatient mobile phone rang that Zhang Jin opened his sleepy eyes.

After looking at the caller ID, Zhang Jin couldn't help but chew his saliva, it was the phone number of Sister Hu from the meat stall, it was estimated that the Hailar big-tailed sheep they promised him had arrived, and he hurriedly answered the phone.

Sure enough, as soon as the phone was connected, Brother Luo's rough voice came from the other end of the phone: "Xiao Zhang, I'm your Brother Luo!" Didn't I tell you some time ago that a batch of lambs had arrived, and today it has arrived. When are you going to have the time to come over? I tell you, it's better to hurry, otherwise the lamb will lose weight after a long time. And I can't eat the wild leeks that I used to have at home, and the meat is not so delicious......"

Zhang Jinke is a typical stubble eater, I heard that this Hailar big-tailed sheep will become an ordinary big-tailed sheep after a long time, and it will lose weight and lose meat. Of course, Zhang Jin would not allow such a violent thing to happen! So, he hurriedly asked, "Brother Luo, I have time today." Where, I'll go now! ”

Although Zhang Jin is getting lazier and lazier now, once it comes to the things he is interested in, his movements will definitely be much faster than most people.

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Jin quickly washed his face and brushed his teeth, and drove all the way, and in only an hour, he reached the address that Luo Ge told him. 0）