Chapter 584 Do You Want to Learn to Hold Your Head and Squat Defense?
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"Ah, most of the forum is now about the eldest princess hugging her head and squatting on defense......" After asking [Professor], when she went offline again, Asami greeted her with a smile, "And a small half is about the White Lady." ”
“……”
What kind of feeling is it to be - oh no, to be affected by a timid phoenix - this kind of thing, Xiao Ye doesn't want to say more now, a thousand words, can only be turned into one sentence-
"Asami, I'm wronged......"
The eldest princess's grievances are comparable to Dou E's, if you turn back the clock now and go back to the previous second round of activities "drama performances", the eldest princess will play the heroine in "Dou E's Injustice", maybe it will be another full score.
Who could be more wronged than he now?
You can say that he is tsundere, Xiao Ye admits that he has played Xia Na for a long time, and he does have a slight tendency to be tsundere, and even his daughter Xiao Axiu has inherited this character; You can say that he has attributes, Xiao Ye admits that he has not held hands with a few girls in the past few years, and in the past two years, he finally has a large group of beautiful girls around him, of course, he can't help but want to cherish them more and please them, so naturally there will be a little suspicion of attributes; You can also say that he is perverted, after all, after he has played a beautiful girl for so long, he now calls himself by the name of "eldest princess", a pure woman, and he generally doesn't feel hot on his face, so Xiao Ye also admits it. In a sense, I do seem to be a little perverted; You can also say that he is obscene, and Xiao Ye will agree with this, after all, he himself admits that some scenes in his brain every day are not suitable for children...... But. You definitely can't say......
You can't say that he's a frightened figure who will hold his head and squat on his feet!!
What kind of little girl does it take to get to this point!
The grievances of the eldest princess are enough to make snow fall in June, and it is enough to make the current cold winter sound the summer thunder.
"Boom ......"
No, it's really ringing!
No, this is......
"I'll talk about the grievances later—then again, Asami, that ...... Ahem...... I'm hungry......"
Asami: "......"
A man can hold a boat in his belly. In other words, if you can hold a boat, a man can sink a boat in his belly. So, as long as you have the goods in your stomach. Even the ship sank. What injustice cannot be sunk?
Luckily, it was almost noon, close to lunchtime.
"When you see anything that might be delicious, you have a strong urge to bite down, if you can do it and stick to it for more than a week......"
When I pick up the bowl and pick up the chopsticks. Xiao Ye's ears suddenly echoed the professor's words.
In other words, it seems that the best way to "see anything that may be delicious has a strong urge and a strong desire to take a bite", and it seems that the best way to do it is to......
Starving?
So it's time to put up with it, skip meals, and soon have a strong appetite for any food?
“……”
Sama, what are you doing as a wicked foodie......
The next moment, Xiao Ye sighed secretly.
Then take your mouth decisively. Let's eat.
Now is clearly not the time to starve for "food value".
The reason is very simple, first, although Yuyuko is very important, the recovery of my king's ability seems to be more important for the entire princess family; Second......
Such a speechless level, you really should wait until the other items meet all the requirements before breaking through!!
Yuyuko's hunger value is gone. My king's foodie attributes are fully open!
This is in your own home, you can eat as much as you want. Nothing to hesitate about!
Xiao Ye attacked left and right, launching a new round of fierce attacks on the rice in the rice cooker and the dishes on the table.
"Ah, by the way, sister-in-law, can I ask you something?" At this time, Zhao Li suddenly said.
"Huh?" Asami asked a little confused, "What's the matter?" ”
"That ......" Zhao Li hesitated slightly, and looked at the self-proclaimed "Artoria" next to Asami who had reminded him to "don't inquire about the internal information of the princess family" but it was said that the original name was "Xia Li" was currently full of foodie attributes, and then asked cautiously, "I want to ask, the eldest princess is ...... on weekdays That one...... When I'm with you on weekdays, haven't you always been a wife, and often ...... I often hold my head and squat to defend against ......"
"Oh poof!! Ahem...... Ahem......"
On the side, "Xia Li", who was eating a lot, almost squirted out directly, and when she forcibly held back and maintained the dignified image of the girl, her throat was choked.
"It doesn't matter...... Asami hurriedly stretched out her hand and helped "Xia Li" pat her back and feel comfortable.
"How...... What's wrong? Zhao Li was suddenly a little panicked, "Asking this question, shouldn't it be considered to be an inquiry into the princess family...... The inside intelligence of the bar......"
"Of course not." Asami smiled slightly. "However, this question is clearer when you ask her," she replied with a smile while patting Xia Li's back, "In fact, many times, the eldest princess is almost inseparable from her, holding her head and squatting to guard against something, she knows best." ”
Xiao Ye: "......"
Zhao Li: "That...... Leah, the eldest princess, she ......"
"What are you asking this for?!" In fact, the eldest princess sat opposite him, eating at the same table as him, and at this time, it was the eldest princess who put up her face and answered his question in person, "If you want to learn that trick, the eldest princess will have a way for you to learn, and there will be the most practical and effective way for you to become a master of holding your head and squatting, and making you a master of the top ([extreme] two-word accent) master who can only hold your head and squat ......"
"......" Zhao Li couldn't help but tighten his body.
It's better not to be a master of decisiveness!!
Zhao Li hurriedly raised his dishes and chopsticks, bowed his head slightly, and ate in a big gulp, never daring to mention the words "holding his head and squatting to defend".
He didn't want to be trained by the eldest princess to be a man who could hold his head and squat, and he was a man who could only hold his head and squat......
Such a man will not have a woman for the rest of his life!
……
"So, what exactly is the sixth level?" After eating, after a little rest, Xiao Ye and Asami quickly returned to the game to prepare for the next few rounds of activities, and the girls and Ah Xiu who were still in W City had also returned to the game, and the wind had also come in to practice life skills, and the personnel were neat, Xiao Ye took the time to talk about the situation of going to see [Professor] before, Kuroko had already heard a laughing heart, and the schadenfreude was overflowing, and the other girls were deeply sympathetic and sad, after hearing him pat [Professor] on the head, I can't help but ask about the plot behind.
"Well...... Xiao Ye's face couldn't help but heat up slightly, "Actually...... Well...... Actually, the old man didn't say anything about it later......"
"Really......"
"Yes!"
"But I didn't go into details, it's not bad to have Jane!"
"Jane said it was free......"
"That's enough, let's talk about it!"
But he said it so simply that he ...... Ahem...... So much so that I can't remember that word for a while......"
"Ah, is the eldest princess's memory so bad?"
"I'm really forgetful sometimes!"
"Really......"
"Yes......"