"Honey, it's time to eat."

At half past six in the evening, Cool Brother Fat, who was happily brushing up on his proficiency, received a private chat message from Pu Jia Cangcang.

This seemingly ordinary sentence immediately touched the pure nerves of the veteran of the flowers.

In fact, half an hour ago, Mr. Cang casually asked, "What time are we going to dinner?" ”

At that time, Brother Ku was busy, and said casually: "Let's go again at half past six." ”

At this moment, he is leisurely brushing up on his proficiency, and he finally has the heart to listen to Mr. Cang's extraneous voice, men and women get along, there are usually a lot of subtexts, and the man who pulls the wind is often able to hear the mystery and then enhance the relationship, while the sad man often can't hear the mystery and gradually leads to the breakdown of the relationship.

In the eyes of the veterans of Huacong, Mr. Cang's two sentences have hidden subtext, the first sentence "What time are we going to dinner", in fact, what he wants to express means: "Didn't you say that you would open the room at night, it's six o'clock, why don't you move?" ”

The second sentence "Honey, it's time to eat", in fact, the meaning is more direct: "Do you want to open a room or not, the speed is up, my famous weapon has already been **** unbearable!" ”

I'm sorry, please forgive Kunshen for being straightforward. Some things are too straightforward, and they will turn the original literary things into very vulgar. Some things are too straightforward, and it will also make the originally tall girl become too ****, hey, this is not good, not good.

Although he knows that this is not good, Kunshen is still used to understanding the relationship between men and women in such a straightforward way.

In order to make his relationship with Teacher Cang more romantic, he tried to understand Cang Yan's subtext in an elegant way. Under such a change, the situation immediately became different, and the first sentence "what time are we going to dinner" means from a literary and artistic point of view:

"Kunkun, my liver and intestines are broken inch by inch. If I don't have a good relationship with you tonight, and if I don't show you my heart, I will not be worthy of loving you, and I will not be worthy of your love. My little Quint, this is so uncomfortable. I don't want anything else now, but I want to suffer with you, when you are sick, your heart is full of colic, I just grit my teeth and close my eyes to survive for you. Kun, let the beggar in your blood come to me, and let me see you suffer like this, and all my thoughts will turn to ashes!

Although the above passage is essentially a love letter written by Xu Zhimo to Lu Xiaoman, it is also very in line with the current actual situation of Kunshen and Cang Yan. Neither of them knew what the future would bring, and they didn't even know how long Gao Chao would live, so they could only hurry up and be together.

Today, Mr. Cang quit the game very early, and looking at Kun Shen, who was still continuing the game with the instrument, Cang Yan had mixed feelings. Although she knew that Kunshen was a man born for games, although she knew that the two could be together in games. But if she had a choice, she would choose to be with him forever in the real world, after all, everything in the real world is the most real.

Cang Yan really wanted Gao Chao to quit the game early to accompany her, but she didn't want to force him, so the second sentence just now, "Honey, it's time to eat", from a literary point of view, the subtext it expresses is simply an aria:

"He had been seen there many mornings, sprinkled with tears into the morning dew, and sighed into clouds in the sky. But as soon as the inspiring sun began to lift the gray-black tabernacle on the bed of the goddess of dawn on the eastern horizon, my man, with a heavy heart, fled from the light, slipped back to his house, and went into the empty game world alone, closed the window, locked the good sunlight out, and created an artificial night for himself......"

This passage comes from Romeo and Juliet, but it also represents the subtext of Mr. Cang's literature and art at this moment.

The above story tells us that if a girl tells you that it's time for dinner, she actually means much more than just asking you to have dinner. (Voiceover: How tiring can the sentence "dinner time" be so far, reading Lao Niu's book?) ）

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At 6:35 p.m., Mr. Cang was changing clothes in the boudoir, and Kunshen was also changing clothes in his own room. When he changed into a pickle girl suit and opened the door to spend the world with Teacher Cang, he saw another girl at the door-Xiaoxiao.

In the summer, the little lazy cat seems to always be the same dress, simple suspenders, tight denim hot pants, simple dress but give people a kind of not simple ecstasy****. At this moment, Xiaoxiao glanced at Kun Shen for a while with that pair of blurry cat eyes, and said coldly: "Are you a thousand miles of empty woman?" ”

Kun Shen was confused and said, "What do you want to express?" ”

"Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid with me, the forum is spreading the video of Pu Jia Cangcang and the Thousand Miles of Sky Woman, who is Pu Jia Cangcang, don't you need me to say more? It is impossible for Mr. Cang to be with other men in the game, so ......" said this, Xiaoxiao was a little proud, and then used the tone of Detective Conan: "There is only one truth, you are the woman of a thousand miles of air!" ”

Kun Shen smiled: "It's really hard for you, and I've been reasoning for so long, but I wonder if I'm a thousand-mile empty woman, what does it have to do with you?" ”

The little lazy cat's pupils shrank slightly, and a flash of brilliance flashed in his eyes. In fact, her previous inference was just speculation, and she deliberately deceived the cool brother fat. Until now, she was completely sure that Brother Gao Chao next door to her was indeed the dead fat man who was red and purple in the game!

This made Xiaoxiao's new hatred and old hatred all come out at once, let's talk about the old hatred first, on the first day of the open beta, it was the Thousand Miles Sky Woman who ended her five-game winning streak, causing her to be mentally unbalanced and not adjust her state all day. As for the new hatred, this makes people even more angry, Xiaoxiao has been in love with the goddess Teacher Cang for a year, and she was just soaked away by the cool brother, can you bear it? Coupled with the fact that Brother Ku Fat recently seriously hurt her good friend Ning Jia, the bilateral relationship has been tense to the point of incompatibility.

Facing Kunshen's smiling inquiry, Xiaoxiao also pretended to smile lightly and said: "It's really none of my business, but guess what, if this news is stabbed to the gossip media, will there be a group of paparazzi squatting in front of our house every day?" Also, I've heard that the most gossipy "Game Daily" is offering a reward of 80,000 cash for the real information of the Thousand-Miles Sky Woman, you know, that newspaper has always been willing to spend money for valuable news, I only need to send an e-mail to Game Daily, I can buy a penguin car......"

The smile on Kunshen's face did not decrease, but the smile became even brighter: "Are you threatening me? ”

Xiaoxiao also smiled brightly: "Can't you?" ”

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