When he arrived at the City God Temple, the tendon meat muttered: "Come and come, see if you recognize it this time!" ”

What the hell? I'm more curious about these two.

At this time, when they arrived at the City God Temple, the two of them were not in a hurry to go in, they looked around, but sat on the chair next to the pepper tree first-it was moved by the blackmailed little brother when he was selling tea eggs, and he gave the pilgrims a rest when they were not in use.

They seem to be waiting for someone.

"Woohoo!" At this time, the ass knew that I was coming, and he came out of the City God Temple, arched at me, and saw a big dog at a glance of the tendon meat, and began to be a little scared, and then saw that the big dog was running towards me, and his face was suddenly distorted, and he stood up and pointed at my nose and roared: "You are endless, and you are still coming here, and you smell the farts behind Lao Tzu's ass?" ”

"Woohoo!" I didn't say anything yet, but as soon as my ass heard him scold me, I immediately stopped doing it, and I was about to pounce on my short head.

When my ass was looking at the warehouse in my hometown, I bit the thief to death, and I had this "murder" case, so I immediately grabbed the skin on its neck: "What's the noise, come back!" ”

Although the ass was not convinced, he listened to me, and came back with his neck bent, not forgetting to yell at the tendon meat - as if he was not tendon meat, but a piece of sauce-fried beef.

The tendon meat was obviously frightened by the buttocks, and the outside was strong and dry, although it was still stiff with the neck, but looking at the posture under the soles of the feet, it was obvious that he was thinking of stepping back: "You are nosy, you must have retribution!" ”

You beat people so hard, and you're afraid of retribution.

It turned out that the woman was still protecting the man in front of him, as if she was afraid that her ass would bite him.

"Master, are you back?" When Tang Benchu saw that I was coming, he immediately ran out: "What did the man with the red handkerchief say?" When is coming? ”

"Don't worry about the red handkerchief first." I grabbed my ass and said, "Listen to me, come in with me first, and get that mountain lady out." ”

Tang Benchu blinked his eyes, as if he didn't understand what I meant: "Shan Niangniang, what Shan Niangniang, is more important than the temple fair?" ”

"It's much more important than the temple fair."

The temple fair can't be opened, at most it will be a joke by Jiulipo, and if the mountain lady doesn't throw it out, I will be unlucky.

As I spoke, I walked to the temple, but as soon as I entered, my scalp exploded: "Where is the mountain lady?" ”

The rest of the sculptures are all good, that is, the mountain lady is the same as the inexplicable appearance, and it disappeared inexplicably!

Or while I'm not in the temple......

Tang Benchu was confused: "Master, I asked you just now, what is ......?"

"Zigu God!" I said, "It's the Purple Girl!" ”

"Ah," Tang Benchu had no choice but to say: "I didn't see it, I was settling accounts just now, what are you looking for Zigu God for?" ”

"Are there any people in our temple today?"

"Look at what you said, if there is no one in our temple one day, then it will be really Sparta." Tang Benchu said: "Several waves of pilgrims are coming! ”

It seems that I can't ask who moved the mountain lady again.

Take the mountain lady away in advance, so that I don't have to do it? The mountain fell to "return", and the statue of the god really went back?

Before I could figure it out, I heard the tendon meat chattering outside: "The little white face of the relationship is the person here?" That's it, this is really a magic place here, it's also me, let's go, go somewhere else! ”

"You've told everyone about it, where are you going!" The rat woman pulled the tendon meat: "People should come in a while......"

"There's no mouth under your nose!" The tendon pointed at the woman's nose and yelled, "Won't you tell her to change places?" ”

Damn, what are these two people here for, can they make an appointment in this place?

At this time, I heard a commotion, Wang Deguang and Lu Hengchuan also came, and a little girl also ran over panting: "You are here?" ”

This little girl is in her early twenties, with a ponytail, she looks very energetic, and a pair of big eyes are falling on Lu Hengchuan's face.

"Where do you look?" The tendon said angrily: "This is the spiritual temple you are talking about? I don't think so, change places! ”

The little girl was puzzled: "Why? ”

"It's for the people here!" The tendon meat glared at me: "If you want to hexagram him, you must release water, I don't believe it!" ”

The little girl was inexplicable, and the tendon meat was described with oil and vinegar, saying that I was so nosy, favoring women or something, and she would never believe me anyway.

Lu Hengchuan and the three of them had a full face of "I see", and nodded silently, as if they agreed with what the tendon meat said.

You can't turn your elbows outward, who can ignore a woman when she is beaten so badly.

At this time, Lu Hengchuan looked at the little girl again, and said softly: "What are you here for this time?" ”

The little girl saw that the meaning was about to melt into Lu Hengchuan's eyes, and it took a long time to struggle out: "We, we are here to ask Lord Chenghuang to comment!" ”

As he spoke, he told the story again.

It turned out that the little girl had just graduated and was working in the county town, and she rented a two-room house with her tendons.

Originally, it had always been peaceful-but I could see that the little girl said "everything is fine", and her face was a little awkward.

But one day, the tendon meat went out and didn't take the wallet, and when he came back, the money was gone.

The tendon meat was furious, and he was about to beat his wife, but his wife resolutely refused to admit that he took the money, and when the tendon meat heard it, you didn't take the money, so it must be the little girl who shared the house and took it? I went to find the little girl.

When the little girl heard that this had fallen on her head, her face turned white - she had never experienced so many things when she was young, and hurriedly said that the money was definitely not taken by her, and if she did, she would have thundered five times a day.

The tendon meat glanced at the two of them and didn't admit it, but at that time, there were only the two of them at home, and the money was gone, so one of them could only do it, and they called the police when they were angry, but the amount was not much, not enough to file a case, so they could only teach a few words, and they didn't find out the culprit - there must be no monitoring in the bedroom, who has evidence?

This tendon meat is gone, saying that there must be a thief in the two of them, and they scold endlessly every day.

And this little girl, seeing Tang Benchu's network marketing, decided that it worked, so she swore to let the two of them come to me together to tell the hexagram, if it was really calculated that she did it, she would return ten times the amount.

If she is wronged, let the tendon and the two pay her ten times the amount, which should be the mental loss fee for being scolded in the past few days.

Damn, when did I have an extra function to catch thieves and solve cases?

"That's right, let the temple wish the male god count!" When some of the other pilgrims heard this, they all gathered around: "None of the hexagrams counted here are ineffective!" ”

"Yes, we all believe in the temple to wish the male god, and we also believe in the city god!"

"You are stupid, this kind of thing can deceive people, but you can't deceive ghosts and gods, this little girl dares to come here to judge right and wrong, she must have confidence!"

"Yes, people dare, do you two dare? Who knows if you are guarding and stealing, wronging other people's little girls and bullying them alone? ”

When the tendon meat heard this, he immediately said: "Okay, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door!" Forget it! ”

"Temple Zhu male god, I believe in you the most!" Other female pilgrims also made peach blossoms to Lu Hengchuan: "It must be accurate!" ”

"Give you more than a little heart! It's up to you to wash away the grievances of innocent people! ”

The little girl with a ponytail also looked at Lu Hengchuan with hope: "I believe that you won't wronged me!" ”

Lu Hengchuan is the best at bluffing, and the shrews are all bluffing, let alone these two people.

"Wait a minute!" I didn't think that the tendon meat really didn't eat this set, and immediately glared and said: "He is in the same group as that little white face, just now I didn't expect him to be from here, he made a fuss in the car, as soon as he returned to the temple, he was going to let the dog bite me!" I don't believe in divination with this kind of person! ”

Can you really say that Lao Tzu let the dog bite you, if it weren't for Lao Tzu pressing his ass, you would have become a rag by now, okay?

The ass was also very unhappy when he heard it, and roared again, the tendon meat was really afraid of dogs, and the calf and stomach were a little twitchy.

"Then you say, what should I do!"

"It's fair without their hands." The tendon meat said: "If you have the guts, just throw the basket in front of the city god!" ”

Throwing a basket? Yo, I can't see it, you're quite knowledgeable!