Fourth, three, four, cute, and the competition begins
(2nd Update)——
Li Yan Waterfall sweated, he really didn't understand, what kind of idiot sister is this, one of the five unique ones, martial arts are so high, it's not easy to make money? Why do you have to sell food, you cooking really want to kill people, can't you please do some other promising job?
I only heard her shouting getting closer and closer in the crowd, and when she came to Li Yan, she glared at Li Yan, and her eyes suddenly lit up. Xiaozu leaned closer to Li Yan's ear and whispered, "Oh, Shaoxia, why did you change women's clothes again?" ”
Li Yan sweated profusely, and he was actually recognized again, this woman has such powerful eyes. I had to cry and laugh and say, "I ...... A little bit of a little thing is being dealt with, so dress up like this. ”
The taste idiot royal sister grinned and said: "I see, then I won't bother you, it's important for you to do business, by the way, if you want to eat a bunch of mutton skewers, I won't charge you money." ”
Li Yan Khan: "This is not necessary, I am very full now." ”
The taste idiot royal sister looked at him with resentment: "Is the thing I made really so unpalatable?" You hate it so much? ”
Li Yan sweats, sweats, and puts his heart sideways: those stupid bird protagonists in Japanese animation will endure discomfort and eat the garbage dishes made by the heroine, this is called gentleness, how can I be dignified Li Yan can't even compare to those garbage protagonists?
So he took a skewer of lamb and threw it into his mouth. I only felt as if a small atomic bomb exploded in my mouth, and with a bang, a mushroom cloud rose from the top of his head, and the shock wave blew all his internal organs to pieces, Li Yan's body shook twice, and he fell to the ground with a pop, leaving only the strength of cramps.
Sister Taste Idiot saw that he was willing to eat what he made. smiled happily: "What a gentle and good man." ”
Wen you're big. Soft your head. I'm going to die, it's worthy of Western poison. Li Yan waited until his taste buds were paralyzed, and his body regained his ability to move and got up from the ground. The taste idiot sister pushed the barbecue cart and walked far, Li Yan breathed a sigh of relief: It's good to go, if you let me eat another bunch, I'm really going to die.
At this time. The competition is finally about to start, I saw the blonde sister Zuo Lengchan walked on the competition platform, the gorgeous Western dress gathered the attention of thousands of people, she made a noble salute, her blonde hair reflected the sun, so that she added a sense of nobility, countless dicks were fascinated by her temperament, and almost knelt down to worship.
The blonde royal sister was full of queen fan, and said loudly: "Ladies, gentlemen! ”
When she didn't open the product, the queen was still full. Two English words jumped out of this opening, and the audience was immediately shocked: "What is the leader of the Left League talking about?" ”
"I don't understand!"
"Speak to people!"
"Martians go back to Mars!"
The blonde lady was not angry. Hahadaxiao said: "Buns, don't you understand? I just spoke in foreign language, gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen......"
"your eggs! Ghosts have to listen to foreign languages and speak Chinese. ”
"Please speak Mandarin!"
Having said that, at this time, Mandarin is not a Beijing film, but Bianjing, and Songshan, where Zuo Lengchan is located, is not far from Bianjing, so she speaks Bianjing very haode, but she doesn't like to use it, so she has to use some weird half-English and half-Chinese, which makes people very helpless.
The blonde royal sister said, "Okay, don't make any noise, I will start talking about Chinese now...... First of all, I would like to invite the Secretary for Education 32 Father-in-law to make the opening remarks......"
"Nani? And this link? The crowd was amazed.
I saw a eunuch jumping out of a small room behind the stage, in his thirties, with a white face and a vain foot, a scum who didn't know martial arts at a glance, wasn't he the thirty-second father-in-law of the director of education? I saw him staggering onto the stage, and said in a shrill voice: "Hello comrades, comrades have worked hard...... I believe many friends already know that this incident was caused by Li Yan, a student who escaped from Heimu Cliff, and I heard that Li Yan was kidnapped by a man in black and disappeared...... After multiple investigations by Heimu Cliff, Zuihou determined that this escaper named Li Yan was kidnapped by people from the Huashan faction! ”
The thirty-second father-in-law paused and continued: "Heimu Cliff is a school with love, and it will never allow its students to be killed by accident outside, so they found the Wuyue Sword Sect to ask for students, and they almost caused a big fight. Fortunately, my father-in-law is just present, and my father-in-law, as the director of education, also cares for students and schools very much. But at the same time, my father-in-law is also the people's father-in-law, and everything serves the people, so he also loves the Wuyue Sword Sect very much, and any party is damaged, which is something that my father-in-law does not want to see, and it is a thing that is harmful to the interests of the country and the people. Therefore, my father-in-law tried his best to mediate, did his best, and died, and did not hesitate to run and persuade each other, and finally made the Sun Moon Divine Sect and the Wuyue faction reach a consensus, not to engage in a big fight, but to decide the winner with ten competitions. ”
Most of his words were singing and reciting virtues to himself, which was really shameless, but fortunately, everyone knew that he was a shameless bureaucrat, and no one took what he said seriously, they only let it go as a fart, and did not teach him the truth.
Thirty-two justice: "Ten competitions determine the winner or loser, the side with more wins wins, if Heimu Cliff wins, the Wuyue Sword Sect will first Daoqian to Heimu Cliff, and then must assist Heimu Cliff to find the fugitive student Li Yan...... and made a profound review of the kidnapping of Li Yan and handed over the murderer. If the Wuyue Sword Sect wins, Hei Mu Ya must Daoqian to the Wuyue Sword Sect, and no longer care about the kidnapping of Li Yan, and the matter of finding Li Yan is also the responsibility of Hei Mu Ya, and he must not trouble the Wuyue Sword Sect again, do you agree? ”
At this time, someone said in a weird manner: "Ten games, what if there are five wins and five losses?" ”
The thirty-second father-in-law said with a smile: "If there are five wins and five losses, one more person from each side will play an extra game as a tiebreaker." ”
"I see." The crowd of onlookers stopped talking.
The thirty-second father-in-law turned to Fan Song and Zuo Lengchan and asked, "Do you two have any opinions?" ”
Fan Song snorted coldly and said, "Okay! ”
Zuo Lengchan also smiled: "Ok! ”
The thirty-second father-in-law daxiao said: "Okay, since that's the case, I announce." The tournament officially began. Each side first sent one person from each side to the stage......"
I saw that the top ten gods and demons were the first to jump out. This person is holding a giant axe, with a low collar and big breasts, and a gorgeous appearance, it is the head of the ten gods and demons, Hercules Demon Fan Song, I didn't expect her to come out to fight the first battle, which is really surprising. Fan Song hahadaxiao said: "Our top ten gods and demons are not superior in martial arts, although I, Fan Song, am a team leader. Martial arts may not be higher than other sisters, so let me take the lead, Zuo Lengchan, how about you be the first to play? ”
Everyone thought in their hearts: Fan Song was actually the first to come out, and the Wuyue Sword Sect was invincible, could it be that Zuo Lengchan would be forced to be the first to appear? As soon as it opened, it was a needle point against Maimang, and this ring was really exciting.
Li Yan knew that Zuo Lengchan had another conspiracy, and she would never end up.
Sure enough, the blonde lady shook her hair. Snorted: "Why do you need me to deal with you personally!" She turned to the stands of the Hengshan faction and said in a low voice: "The Dingxian master of the Hengshan faction." You are a famous Hengshan master, and your Hengshan swordsmanship has been perfected, can you bother to fight this first battle? ”
Although Ding Xian knew that she was uneasy and kind, but there was no reason to shirk it, you must know that the Wuyue Sword Sect was connected with the branch to resist the Japanese Moon God Sect, if Ding Xian refused to take this first battle, how to explain to the heroes of the world (in fact, it was the dicks)? Besides, although Zuo Lengchan's conspiracy to plot against the ten gods and demons is shameful, and she disdains to be in the same stream, if she fights with the ten gods and demons openly and earns face for the Wuyue Sword Sect, she is also very happy.
Dingxian nodded and said, "Then this first formation will be taken over by the poor nun." She shook her body and jumped into the ring, dressed in a gray nunn robe without wind, the long sword in her hand raised slightly, and made a "please" posture.
Fan Song daxiao said: "Dingxian, you are not my opponent, wouldn't it be humiliating to come out?" ”
Ding Xian shook his head and said: "The competition is excessive, there are victories and defeats, if the poor nun is defeated here, it is also a common thing, not necessarily how humiliated, this is tens of thousands of martial arts heroes on the field, who has not been defeated, has everyone been humiliated?" If the poor nun wins, you don't have to feel humiliated. ”
Fan Song nodded and said, "This is reasonable, you can think about it." ”
Ding Xian smiled and said, "Please hand it over!" ”
Fan Song was not polite, he snorted lightly, and the giant axe in his hand slashed down at Dingxian's head-on, this axe was so loud, the strong wind was blowing in his face, if the opponent's skill was almost good, the axe wind alone could scare urine. But as the head of Heng Mountain, Ding Xian did have extraordinary skills, and he was not in a hurry, and the long sword was handed forward, and with a move "Dinghai Divine Needle", the tip of the sword actually pointed at Fan Song's axe blade......
The axe is a heavy object, the sword is a light object, and the sword can never fight the axe, but the sword of Dingxian is perfect, as if the needle in the sea is like a needle in the sea, and the power of a needle is obviously unable to compete with the sea, but if the needle is inserted in the right place, it also has the effect of fixing the sea.
The tip of the sword touched the blade of the axe, only a soft sound of "ding" was heard, and the powerful axe was really frozen by her!
Li Yan eats: It's so good to be idle, this is not recorded in "Smiling Proud Jianghu". In fact, Ding Xian almost didn't make much moves in the original book, but everyone knows that her martial arts are very high, but they don't know how high they are. Li Yan didn't understand until now that among the three determinations of Hengshan, it is necessary to use the martial arts of Dingxian to be the most refined, no wonder Zuo Lengchan is very taboo about the Hengshan faction, and has used yin hands against the Hengshan faction many times.
However, Fan Song is not a vegetarian, in fact, she and Zhao He are the two gods and demons who are the most proficient in Hengshan swordsmanship, and the people who crack Hengshan swordsmanship are the two of them. Her giant axe suddenly flipped over, pressing the back of the axe, and its momentum was more fierce than the blade of the axe. You must know that the back of the axe is like a big nail hammer, and its hammer force is much more important than the blade of the axe.
I saw that Master Dingxian withdrew his sword too much, his hand was a sword move, and he made a move "Golden Needle Tribulation", wanting to escape from the pressure of Fan Song's giant axe, but Li Yan saw this move and knew that Dingxian was going to be bad, not long ago, when he was practicing with the disciples of Hengshan, he used the move recorded in the manuscript to break this trick "Golden Needle Tribulation", how could Fan Song not break it?
Li Yan closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look any more, only to hear a "ding" sound, and then the exclamations of the onlookers. When Li Yan opened his eyes again, he saw that Dingxian had already taken a few steps back, and his face changed miserably: "You...... You actually have a way to crack my faction's trick? ”
Fan Song hahadaxiao said: "Not only can I break your unique moves, but even your endless moves in Hengshan swordsmanship, I can also break all ......"
Dingxian's eyes were complicated, and she remembered that Li Yan seemed to be able to crack the Hengshan Sword Technique, and the breaking method used by Li Yan was clearly exactly the same as Fan Song, so thinking about it, Li Yan learned it from the Ten Great Gods and Demons? She knew that the top ten gods and demons were very powerful, but she didn't expect the top ten gods and demons to be so powerful, and the swordsmanship of this sect had already been broken by others, how could this be played? No, you can't trust her too easily, what if she's bluffing me?
Dingxian made the trick in the Hengshan swordsmanship, and continued to attack Fan Song, but Fan Song was unmoved, waved the giant axe, saw the move, and after a while, the Hengshan swordsmanship of Dingxian was completely broken.
As soon as Dingxian's move is used, the opponent has already prepared to use the cracking move, forcing her to retreat and change the move, but no matter what move she changes, the opponent seems to have expected it, and after less than fifty rounds, Dingxian sighed, withdrew the sword and retreated: "I lost ......"
The disciples of the Wuyue Sword Sect let out a sigh of regret, but the onlookers had calm expressions, obviously they had expected the outcome of this battle to be out of everyone's speculation at all, so they didn't feel that there was anything to sigh about.
I only heard the thirty-two father-in-law shouting loudly from the sidelines: "The score is 1-0, and the Sun Moon Divine Sect is temporarily ahead." ”
The onlookers began to talk again: "The Wuyue Sword Sect is open to the dark!" ”
"How should Zuo Lengchan deal with it next? Is it your own? Or send cannon fodder up again to test it? ”
"No matter how you get it, the Wuyue Sword Sect is a dead end."
"Lamb kebabs...... Come and buy lamb skewers......"
"This beauty, give me a skewer of lamb...... Belch...... Wow...... It's so unpalatable...... Is your food poisonous? ”
"Stupid, that's Ouyang Feng...... Do you dare to eat the food she sells? ”
In the midst of a cacophony, the second game was about to begin.
Everyone expressed interest in which general the Zuo Lengchan Society would send, only to see Cheng Buxian of the Huashan Sect suddenly stand up and say loudly: "Zuo Alliance Master, please leave the second formation to me." ”
As soon as they saw that this person took the initiative to ask for battle, the onlookers were all surprised: "Cheng Buxian actually dares to take the initiative to fight?" Is he going to die? ”
"This Cheng Bu's martial arts are very poor, and he is only the second-in-command in the Huashan Sword Sect, which is far worse than Feng Buping, he actually dares to play, isn't this a death?"
"If you don't die, you won't die!"
"It's impossible for Zuo Lengchan to agree to let him go up and send him to death."
However, to everyone's surprise, Zuo Lengchan actually waved his hand and said, "Since Senior Brother Cheng has taken the initiative to fight, then this second formation will be handed over to You, please Add_oil." (To be continued......)
PS: Thank you to the village man for coming and rewarding 100 starting coins