A few days before the open beta, there was also a nickname in the game world, called "the days when the screen was swiped".

The game has just been open beta, and there must be various server first achievements emerging one after another, and there are constantly full-screen announcements of the system, which does mean swiping the screen. Whenever a new announcement comes in, it is not only a moment when many people feel depressed, but also the most stimulating moment. Many people subconsciously hope to win five million after buying a lottery ticket, and similarly, many players imagine that they are the protagonist of the next announcement as soon as they log in to the game.

A player's ID appears in the server-wide announcement, commonly known as "on TV".

On the morning of May 16th, a player appeared on TV in a special way.

"Server First: Tears Behind Bars! The player [Third Brother Kneading Futon] maliciously harassed players of the opposite sex in the game and was thrown into a prison to set an example! During the period of entering the prison, players cannot practice or improve their skill proficiency, and must be imprisoned for three days and memorize the "100 Player Handbooks" before they can be released from prison! ”

Hearing this announcement, a large number of players were very happy after a slight stunned.

It's not easy, but finally there is a negative textbook!

This negative teaching material has balanced the hearts of ordinary players a lot.

Since the birth of the simulation game before Yijiazi, how to prevent sexual harassment in the game has been the subject of in-depth research by game companies, and how to break the barriers of the system to successfully harass girls is also a topic of in-depth discussion by many prostitutes. Although everyone on earth knows that harassing the opposite sex in the game will have a very severe trigger, there are still people who commit crimes against the wind, and some people even list this as a lifelong pursuit.

The third brother kneading the futon happens to be a representative figure in this regard.

Ten years ago, in a Western background game "Magic" at that time, an idol-level player who successfully overthrew female NPCs against common sense was born, and that person was the third brother kneading futons.

It is said that this person was born as a hacker and had a record of successfully hacking the Hexagon at the age of thirteen. His greatest wish in life is to crack Huaxia's anti-harassment system, so that all Shijie prostitutes can wantonly push down women they can see in the virtual game Shijie.

On the day of his debut, the third brother kneaded the futon and left a famous saying: I see, I turn day by day!

His ideals were so great that he was called the spiritual leader of the prostitute.

On top of that, the third brother is also a professional player, playing for Gwangju Hantec Club nine years ago and quickly became the core of the team, which shows his ability. You must know that Gwangju Hantec has 15 league championships, 12 Harmony Cup championships, four AFC Champions League championships, and two Club World Cup championships in history, and is one of the famous century-old giants in China. The players who can become the tactical core of this club are usually god-level players.

"Hahahaha, Brother Nan is here to show his IQ again."

"Upstairs, you don't understand, the leader of the prostitutes, this is deliberately selling cuteness, announcing to Quan Shijie that he is here!"

"In the past two days, Dong Jiao and Nan Cheap have been on TV one after another, look at this urine sex, the four major obscene demons are going to reappear in the rivers and lakes?"

"Well, it's just Xidang and Beise."

"I'm afraid it's not easy to get together the four major obscene demons, Beise has faded out of the game circle since he retired last year."

"Xidang, it looks like he's still in prison, so the time should be coming out soon."

"Alas, I miss it so much, I think of the god of Xidangkun again. Think about how much joy the four prostitutes, such as the East Lewd, the West Swing, the South Cheap, and the North Color, brought us so much joy! ”

"Yes, I think back then, just watching their peachy news was enough to kill my boring work time. If those four masters were a little more normal, the captain of the national team would not be able to take the turn of the dragon's heart. ”

"Upstairs +1, if Dong Jiao hadn't been weak when he saw the beauty, he would definitely be able to burst the dragon's heart out in a normal state...... Xidang's fucking temper sent him directly to prison...... The biggest fun of playing games is to crack the system and turn over the girl.,His desire to attack is too low.,The victory and defeat are too light.,Alas,People have their own aspirations.,Maybe what he pursues is different from normal people...... Beise, speaking of which, his results are no worse than the heart of the dragon, four years ago Beise also won the treble, and won two consecutive league championships in the 2122-2124 season. It's a pity that there are too many negative news in Beise, the name of [Friends of Middle-aged and Elderly Women] is too scary, too unaccepted by the world, and there are still hundreds of middle-aged women who claim to be pregnant with his child, which makes Beise's popularity inferior to the heart of the dragon. ”

"I heard that two years ago, the national team [Flying Socks Gate Incident] had a lot to do with Beise, and he had a conflict with Dragon Heart and smashed Dragon Heart in the face with stinky socks. In addition, Dongjiao and Dragon's Heart are sworn enemies in the same city, and they are bound to become fire and water, how can such a disconcerted national team achieve good results? zuihou, sure enough, stopped in the quarterfinals in the shijie cup. is still Nan Cheap and smart, and he chose to retire before the Shijie Cup and be a free man and a chic bubble girl. ”

At the forum, people had a digressive discussion about the indecent incident of the third brother kneading the futon, and started a digressive discussion.

In this process, the most depressed person was the Dragon Heart, who had a feeling of being shot while lying down: Nima, you can discuss the four prostitutes, why do you have to get involved with me? weishenme again?

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"Love can be infinite, and it can be plugged and inserted every day. Hand in hand, he doesn't call him a prince or a frog......"

In the game dungeon, a twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old uncle with a decadent appearance and obscene eyes is humming a song, which is called "Love X Infinity". Note that in this song, this "X" symbol should be a "multiplier sign", and only impure students pronounce it as a "cross".

This decadent and obscene quasi-uncle is the third brother who has just caused a sensation kneading the futon.

At this moment, the third brother was kneading the futon and humming a song while looking at a large number of friend messages.

"Little San, did you come out to show the lower limit again?" The sender, who was once the first on the fame list, is still tight.

The third brother's reply to rubbing the futon was not polite at all: "Get out, you are the junior, and your whole family is the junior!" ”

Then he clicked on another private chat message, which was sent by a player called [Play Milk in Beijing], and the content was quite gloating: "Hahahaha, little three, I am very happy to see you go in?" What about this weishenme? ”

The third brother rubbed the futon and was angry: "Day, Lao Tzu has said many times, don't call me junior." Especially you, Xiao Si, just a sissy fourth aunt like you, are you embarrassed to laugh at Lao Tzu? ”

"I hate it, the Lun family is a pure master." Playing with milk in Beijing, that reply, is like a small death of a comedy star a hundred years ago.

The third brother kneaded the futon and simply ignored the other party, and after processing several friend messages, he was idle when he was in prison and had nothing to do, and he passed the time to look at all kinds of stranger news.

"The third brother is mighty!"

"Third brother, I'm going to give you a baby!"

"Third brother, you will always be the leader of the prostitutes!"

"Third brother, I'm going to be your girlfriend!"

In the massive amount of stranger information, the third brother kneaded the futon and saw a very special message:

"Young man, did you hook up with Tian Boguang?"

Seeing this message, the third brother kneading the futon felt a chrysanthemum tight.

He entered the prison this time, in addition to testing the bottom line of the system's intelligent brain, he also did a task by the way. That task is called [The Test of Traveling Alone], and after completing the task, you will learn Tian Boguang's signature light skill - Walking Alone for Ten Thousand Miles!

Thousands of miles alone, superior light work, among many superior light skills, it can also be called a small superb.

At the beginning of the game, the difficulty of obtaining superior martial arts is too high, and the difficulty of obtaining light martial arts is precisely the highest among many martial arts, which is basically something out of reach. For the sake of a superior light skill, let alone three days in prison, even if it is ten days and a half months in prison, it is worth it.

When the test was closed, the third brother kneaded the futon and did this task with an old friend.

After many years, there was a stranger named [Thousand Miles of Sky Woman] who brought up the old story again and mentioned this task to him, how could he not surprise the third brother by kneading the futon?

After coming back to his senses, the third brother rubbed the futon and asked, "Are you?" ”

Thousands of miles of empty woman: "I am the one who helped you poke Tian Boguang chrysanthemum back then." ”

The third brother rubbed the futon: "Brother, is it really you?" ”

Thousands of miles of empty woman: "Haha, little three, long time no see." ”

This time he was called the junior, and the third brother was not angry when he kneaded the futon, but was very excited: "Where did you run after you came out?" I don't have to make a phone call to let me know. On the 13th, I teamed up with Xiaosi to pick you up, but the prison guard said that you behaved well inside and went out a week early. ”

Thousands of miles of empty woman: "Anyway, I'm out, and I'll go to your house to eat when I have time." By the way, I heard that you retired? ”

The third brother rubbed the futon: "Yes, Xiaosi and I have retired, and now we are fighting for freedom." Xiaoju is also soon, he is now a player and assistant coach, and he will retire as a full-time coach by next year at the latest. Brother, do you want to add in to do a vote? Our four prostitute demons are back in the rivers and lakes, so that the world can see our lasciviousness with swords and guns! ”

Eight years ago, four of the most famous bad boys emerged in the gaming world. These four people are the core of four well-known clubs, and their popularity and income are very high, and they often have scandals with female movie stars, female singers, and female models at home and abroad. The Four Swingers soon became notorious and became known as the Four Great Obscenities, that is, the famous East Lewd, West Slut, South Cheap, and North Sex in the gaming industry.

The IDs of the four prostitute demons are connected together to be a limerick poem:

Chrysanthemums are still tight, day and night.

The third brother kneades the futon and plays with milk kinky Beijing!

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