Chamberlain smiled awkwardly: "The day before yesterday - that is, August 14, is it the final of the men's 200-meter freestyle?" Phelps still gave me tickets, damn it, I seem to have forgotten again! ”

Originally, he remembered it, and even planned to invite the two girls to watch it together, but Winnie's arrival and her conflict with the two girls made him forget about it.

Gu Chen and Zhang Zilin Bingxue were smart, and they immediately thought of the cause of the problem, and the former crossed his fingers and hung down on his lower abdomen and said apologetically: "It seems that we should apologize to you, not you to apologize to me." ”

Zhang Zilin pursed the corners of her lips and said, "Hey, Lao Zhang, what is your birthday?" I asked about the lunar calendar. ”

Chamberlain frowned and said, "I really don't know about this, why are you asking this?" ”

Zhang Zilin pretended to be sad and sighed lightly, and said, "I'll go to the fortune teller to calculate, we seem to be in conflict with each other." ”

Gu Chen looked at Zhang Zilin with a smile and said, "Hey, big girl, you two don't plan to get married, why do you want to tell fortunes?" ”

A touch of red flew up on Zhang Zilin's face, and she scratched Gu Chen's ribs and shouted, "I think you plan to marry Z, right?" ”

“Z？ You're so nervous that you've even changed your name, are you going to call your husband next time? ”

"What do I have to be nervous about, is that you want to marry him, right? It's not bad for you to marry Z, and the children born together will definitely be very tall. ”

"You seem to be a little taller than me...... Don't change the subject, hee-hee. ”

Chamberlain watched the two women play like butterflies in flowers, shrugged and smiled without thinking much about it. At this time, Winnie and Shirley happened to come over, and Chamberlain invited them to watch Liu Xiang's game together, wanting to take the opportunity to clear up the misunderstanding between the two parties.

Listening to Zhang Zilin and Gu Chen keep talking and laughing in a language she didn't understand, Winnie's delicate eyebrows furrowed, and asked Shirley, "What are they talking about?" ”

When Shirley heard this, her big eyes suddenly lit up, but she didn't answer directly, but pouted, "Where do I know the way?" They speak Chinese. ”

Winnie snorted and said, "Hurry up and translate, are they saying anything bad?" Don't think I don't know about the fact that you participated in the Chinese language club at school, and your two Chinese teachers, do you think that if I don't censor, they dare to teach you? ”

Shirley stuck out her little pink tongue and grimaced, then lowered her head and showed a malicious smile, so she said in embarrassment: "Then you have to promise that you can't be angry after listening to my translation!" ”

A cold light flashed in Winnie's eyes, and she sneered: "Don't worry, I'm not angry, why should I be angry?" ”

Shirley shrugged her shoulders and said quickly: "They are discussing marrying Brother Z, and it seems that they are talking about who is pregnant with Brother Z's child, and they are discussing what name to give the child and whether they will also play basketball in the future...... God, Sister Winnie, what are you going to do? ”

Winnie took out the Swiss Army knife from her handbag, and her pretty face had a hideous expression, startling Shirley: "What are you doing?" I'm going to kill these two flesh and bones! ”

"Don't do that, Sister Winnie, even if they have any bad thoughts, they won't die for their crimes." Shirley was in a hurry and hurriedly grabbed Winnie's arm.

Winnie shook her head in a chic manner, smiled charmingly, and said, "Whether they deserve to die or not is something that God can decide, and what I want to do is to send them to God!" ”

Shirley hurriedly called Chamberlain, who was shocked to see Winnie like this, and hurriedly went up and snatched the Swiss Army knife from her. Winnie struggled hard, and scolded Zhang Zilin and Gu Chen, who were at a loss and confused: "You two ****, the old lady will send you to see God together!" ”

Zhang Zilin's anger immediately rose to the MAX level, and she raised her eyebrows and scolded angrily: "****, what did you say? ”

"Don't swear, there must be some misunderstanding!" Chamberlain yelled, then proceeded to snatch the saber from Winnie's hand, whose athleticism surprised him.

was scolded by the despised Zhang Zilin as a '****', Winnie was about to explode, she gritted her silver teeth and scolded: "Slut, bitch, don't you like to **** men with that face?" I'll draw a map of California on her and see how you **** man! ”

Zhang Zilin was angry, she turned her head to look around, but the surroundings were clean and refreshing, there were not even shredded pieces of paper, let alone weapons such as moving bricks, and she turned over her handbag again, in addition to tickets, nail polish, powder, small mirrors and other things.

Zhang Zilin snatched Gu Chen's handbag again, and the latter exclaimed, "What are you doing?" ”

Opening the handbag, Zhang Zilin took out a bag of sanitary napkins, Gu Chenqiao blushed and hurriedly snatched it back, Zhang Zilin said angrily: "Why are you bringing this thing?" Why don't you bring a knife? ”

When her personal belongings were taken out, Gu Chen was angry, and she said angrily, "Are you crazy? What the hell are you going to do? ”

"What else are you doing? What do you think I'm going to do? Zhang Zilin angrily threw her scattered hair back of her head, "The American devils have all hit the doorstep, what do you think I want to do except fight against US imperialism?" ”

Chamberlain scrambled, Winnie waved her hand to dodge, and Shirley said weakly on the side: "Sister Winnie, don't be angry, okay?" You see that those two sisters are beautiful and gentle, isn't it good for them to give Brother Z a child? You can also be a godmother for your baby......"

"I'll strangle them!" Winnie said fiercely.

As a result, with a wave of her hand, the Swiss Army knife slashed through Chamberlain's arm, cutting directly through the gap, and blood immediately surged.

Now that no one was arguing, Chamberlain grabbed his arm and screamed, "Oh my God, my artery, you are my artery, God, will I die?" 911, any of you hurry up and call 911......"

Seeing the blood flowing out of the wound quickly, Winnie finally panicked, and Shirley, who was watching the show, was even more stunned, and when she reacted, the tears suddenly flowed down like beads with broken threads, she stretched out her two small hands and grabbed Chamberlain's elbows vigorously, and shouted to Winnie with a crying voice: "Sister Winnie, what are you doing, how can you hurt Brother Z, I won't pay attention to you anymore......"

Zhang Zilin and Gu Chen were also taken aback, the latter hurriedly called to dial 120, the former took out a tampon from his handbag, and directly attached it to Chamberlain's arm, comforting: "It's okay, this thing has a strong blood-sucking ability, you won't die......"

"Where is there a major artery in the arm? It's no wonder I'm going to die! Seeing that the two sides were no longer arguing, Chamberlain breathed a sigh of relief and laughed, he had deliberately called that before.

But when he saw clearly what was hanging on his arm, his face suddenly turned pale, and he shouted, "Damn, you can put this thing on my arm too?" Throw it away, throw it away! ”

"Shut up! Don't you dare! Winnie and Zhang Zilin said these two words at the same time in English and Chinese, and after saying them, the two looked at each other with a sharp heart, and at the same time snorted coldly, concentrating on helping Chamberlain bandage.

The Swiss Army Knife is not a military dagger, the blade is sharp but short, the wound is neither deep nor long, and Chamberlain's blood clotting effect is strong, and the bleeding is quickly stopped.

Gu Chen asked stupidly, "The 120 car is coming soon, should we wait?" ”

Chamberlain, of course, didn't wait, and he called the team doctor directly and asked him to bring a potion and a large band-aid to treat his wound. The latter came with a medicine box, accompanied by Cao Nan, Little Nelson, Old Nelson, and Yao Ming.

The news of Chamberlain's injury scared these people crazy, and if something happened to Chamberlain, it would be the end of the calf. For Yao Ming, it's the Olympics that is over, but he knows very well why he can play so well - Chamberlain helps him save his physical strength, can he play badly? That's even worse, for Nelson Sr., his dream of a dynasty, his dream of being the best manager!

When the news of Chamberlain's injury was received, the elder Nelson was really messed up, and he didn't want to be Auerbach's second. The two regrettable events in the cardinal's career are that his proud disciple Bird injured his right index finger in college and the wound worsened due to lack of money for surgery, and the other was the death of Breen Baias, the predetermined successor of Bird, from cocaine.

Big Bird Bird was favored by Auerbach when he first went to college, and the old man saw him as the leader of the Green Shirts' continued glory, he was afraid of being robbed of this treasure, and he usually didn't dare to show his love for Bird, but said Bird's shortcomings at every opportunity: height but short arms, hunchback, figure out, cheap mouth, poor physical fitness.

In fact, the cardinal would sneak to Bird's university to visit him whenever he was free, and Bird never noticed it during his college years! It can be seen from this that great men are geniuses no matter what field they are in, and Auerbach is a good hand even if he is not the head coach and general manager of the Green Shirts, or even if he is a special agent.

As a result, when the Green Shirts finally selected Bird in the draft, Auerbach was shocked to find that his baby's right index finger had been severely wounded, and it had been a permanent wound because it had not been healed for too long!

Auerbach was so heartbroken that he asked Bird why this was happening, and Bird shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "How can the son of an old Indiana farmer care about such a bruise on his thick fingers?" ”

In fact, everyone knows the prestige of Bird, whose projection made the entire eighties and nineties of the NBA tremble under the iron hooves of the Green Shirts led by him, and that was done when his right index finger could no longer be straightened or bent! Imagine how accurate Bird's projection ability would be if his right index finger was flawless.

Perhaps only the head coach from Bird's college days said fairly: "If he doesn't want to throw the ball, he can shoot every ball before he has the strength to lift it!" ”

The tragedy of Len Baias was even more terrifying, in 1986, Auerbach used the list to select this man who could fight the basketball god on his own, and less than forty-eight hours after the draft, the kid smoked too much cocaine and hung up! Cardinal later said: "If Len hadn't left us, I think the late '80s and '90s would have been our rule over the whole league, and that wouldn't have made the army of bad boys in Detroit so arrogant, and there could have been no 'bull dynasty', in short, God would have been unfair to us, but it was possible that God would have let him leave us for the sake of the development of the whole league." ”

Whether it was Bird's tragedy or Baias's tragedy, old Nelson didn't want to experience it, and on the way he was most afraid of finding Chamberlain and finding that the latter was missing an arm and a broken leg, but when he saw Chamberlain, he was surprised: "Fuck, what's on your arm?" Don't tell me you've got a cause on your arm, and you're here, and your aunt is here! ”

Chamberlain: "Hit, Farke! ”