Fifth, seventy-one, and emotional intelligence have risen a little more
The first update -
"A moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold?" Li Yan finally realized the seriousness of the problem, the two girls happily married into his family, full of anticipation of the night of candles in the cave room, he actually pulled others to puzzle? This is more hurtful than when aliens came to attack the earth, but he calmly sat in an Internet cafΓ© and played games. Compared to when his mother and wife fell into the water at the same time, he didn't save his mother or sister, but saved a rag doll that fell into the water. Compared with the cold winter, when it snowed heavily and everyone shivered with cold, he personally sent his sister a HΓ€agen-Dazs ice cream shower.
Li Yan was sweating profusely, and hurriedly said, "Wow, I was wrong...... I didn't think for a while, this is my mistake, mainly because the puzzle matter is too important, it is related to the dragon vein of the Qing Dynasty...... Dragon vein, as long as we dig that thing, we Han people can defeat Jiang Qing......"
Li Yan's poor emotional intelligence is messed up again, when the girl is worried about emotional problems, what dragon veins are not dragon veins, what national events, all are gray and gray, women are emotional animals, she doesn't care what big reason you have, in front of her small reason, all of them are a fart.
The two girls were furious and kept beating Li Yan with the murderous weapon of "soft pillow".
Li Yan was beaten by the pillow for a long time, and finally felt that his EQ value "snapped" and rose by 1 point, from minus 98 to minus 97, and he had an idea in his heart: "I understand, the problem in front of me can't be explained in words at all, this kind of time, men must decisively use actions to explain." Never mind. Poor jigsaw puzzle game for a while. Delay a bit. Smooth out these two fried kittens. β
Li Yan stretched out his hand suddenly, and the pillow that was smashing into his head somehow fell into his hands, and at the same time, his body flashed behind the little county lord, and the little county lord only had time to exclaim half in surprise, and he was thrown into the bed...... At the same time, Li Yan's other hand also carried Fang Yi over and stuffed it into the quilt together.
The two girls shouted together, "What to do? Don't think we'll forgive you...... Hmm......" The latter words were sealed by Li Yan's evil mouth. He kissed Fang Yi greedily, and then kissed the little county lord fiercely, suppressing all the voices of the two girls back into his stomach.
Sure enough, this trick is the most effective against an angry woman. Li Yan dragged the thick brocade quilt over, wrapped all three people in the quilt, and then the quilt was nested under the non-stop struggle and movement of the three people, and writhed violently. In the darkness, all kinds of embarrassing appearances were put on for a full eighteen, and the sound of happiness and satisfaction echoed throughout the room. It wasn't until half an hour later that the clouds and rain stopped.
Nishiki was turned over. The little county lord crawled out with her hair full of green silk, her snow-white skin looked crystal clear in the light, and there was a little red blood at the base of her legs, she crawled under the bed, and said while crawling: "I can't do it, this is my first time, let the prince spare me...... Let me rest and rest......"
Li Yan stretched out a hand, patted her snow-white buttocks lightly, and said with a smile: "No, I can't let you go, and then I will serve my husband for a twenty-four bridge and a bright moonlit night." β
The little county lord said, "Spare me...... I...... I'm going to give you a puzzle, okay? β
Li Yan really didn't understand, she was furious when she called her puzzle just now, and beat herself with a pillow, and when she was going to serve her desperately, she was going to puzzle again, alas, women are too difficult to understand, although the EQ value has indeed risen a little, but it needs to be improved.
"Go, puzzle go!" Li Yan waved his hand.
The little county lord breathed a sigh of relief, how could she be a newcomer, how could she continue to pose in a continuous eighteen ways, only to feel that the whole person was going to be melted, and now she can escape to the side, it is because she can't ask for it, she can't even take care of wearing clothes, she jumped to the table naked, and really picked up the pieces on the table and put them together.
Li Yan glanced at Fang Yi, who was serving him with his sandalwood tongue and helping him clean up his little friend, and laughed in a low voice: "What about you?" Do you want to continue to play with me, or do you want to help the little princess with the puzzle? β
Fang Yi glared at him angrily and said, "People are going to puzzle too...... Look at your smugness, what are you proud of? β
Of course, Li Yan will not say, "I am proud of my emotional intelligence and have increased a little", he smiled: "I have two good wives who are like flowers and jade, and serve me wholeheartedly, of course I have to be proud!" β
Fang Yi laughed "poof": "Just now, it was obvious that you were serving us wholeheartedly, are you afraid of being hit by a pillow?" β
Li Yan: "......"
Fang Yi also crawled out of the quilt naked, the house was full of family, she was just like the little county lord, she was too lazy to get dressed, the two beautiful girls were not wearing a wisp, and they were seriously piecing together the pieces at the table, this was really an extremely eye-catching picture, Li Yan couldn't help but look stupid. This time he really thinks that having two such wives is also quite haode. Not only can they enjoy the gentleness, but they can also help them do some work for themselves, and ...... It's been a long time since I've practiced the sword technique to ward off evil spirits, and with them together they can be used to dissolve desires, I have the conditions to practice the sword technique to ward off evil spirits.
Li Yan hurriedly sat cross-legged, took up the experience of the sword technique to ward off evil spirits, and hurriedly cultivated the divine skill while his desire was satisfied.
The puzzle was not completed that night, after all, a lot of time was wasted on the Spring Festival, but fortunately, everyone had nothing to do, and the next night, after Li Yan and the two girls kept warm, the two girls continued to play the puzzle, and Li Yan continued to practice the sword technique to ward off evil spirits, and on the evening of the third day, the puzzle was finally completed.
Li Yan has read "The Legend of Lu Ding" and knows that the name of the treasure place is "Lu Ding Mountain", and there is a castle in Tsarist Russia, but he knows that he knows, but he doesn't know where the place is, and now that he has a map, he finally overlaps the location of that place with the map in his mind.
He has the ability to never forget, and after looking at this picture, he remembered it in his heart, and just waited for the opportunity to go to the north to dig this thing out. In the original work of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", Wei Xiaobao was worried about his friendship with Kang Mazi, and did not dig up the dragon vein of the Manchu Dynasty, but Li Yan couldn't manage so much, as long as he had the opportunity, he must dig it, this treasure was the property looted from the Han people when the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the customs, it was ill-gotten gains, Li Yan must take it back, this is called returning the thing to its original owner, as for the dragon vein or something, Li Yan is not feudal superstition, he doesn't believe in that thing.
The two girls were quite happy, and finally completed the task assigned to them by their husbands, and both of them were entangled in Li Yan, and they were about to ask for warmth again, when they suddenly heard someone outside shouting: "There is a fire...... There was a fire...... "There were many messy footsteps, people outside screaming, and people seemed to be breaking into the yard.
Li Yan thought about it slightly and understood, this plot is also in the original book, because Wei Xiaobao captured the Mongolian envoy Khan Tiemo, Wu Yingxiong sent people to search the Qincha Pavilion in the name of a fire, wanting to find the Mongolian envoy back. It looks similar in this plane, Wu Yingxiong also fought this idea, the only difference is that the Mongolian envoy inexplicably turned into a Chinese zheng.
Of course, Li Yan will not let Hua Zheng be found by Wu Yingxiong, and now he must first move Hua Zheng to a safe place, and at the same time he is still secretly thinking in his heart: According to the original book, Wu Yingxiong is going to be unlucky, if he finds the princess's room, he will be cut off, this is really a great joy, I have to be careful, don't destroy Wu Yingxiong's fate, and inadvertently save him. Everything must be in accordance with the original book to ensure that Wu Yingxiong becomes a eunuch.
But how can you hide the zither? In the original work, Wei Xiaobao disguised Han Timo as a soldier of the Xiao Cavalry Battalion, so that he could hide Wu Yingxiong's search, but in the current plane, Hua Zheng is a woman, and it is obviously unreliable to be a soldier of the Xiao Cavalry Battalion. He turned his head to look at the little county lord and Fang Yi, and suddenly had an idea, by the way, it is absolutely not okay for her to pretend to be a soldier of the Xiao Cavalry Battalion, but it is no problem to pretend to be one of my sisters.
Li Yan hurriedly instructed the soldiers of the Xiaocai battalion outside: "Trouble you, go and call all the eight palace maids who came with me." "Those eight palace maids naturally refer to the black long straight royal sister, twisted sister, free and easy sister, Xiao Qiushui and others, these girls pretended to be palace maids, and followed Li Yan to eat, drink and have fun in Kunming City, but they were also very happy, and now it is their turn to contribute.
After a while, the eight girls all arrived in a hurry.
Li Yan said: "Now there is a small matter, I need everyone's help, this matter is also for the luck of my Great Song Dynasty, I want to hide the Mongolian envoy from Wu Yingxiong." β
The girls were all at a loss, they didn't know how to help Li Yan, only the black Changzhi Imperial Sister was the best at playing conspiracy, but she understood it after a little thought, and said with a smile: "It's hidden in the city, You want to dress up that Mongolian envoy and mix it in the middle of We, right?" β
Li Yan raised his finger at her and praised: "You are still the smartest, and I will be rewarded for teaching you one more word, and the English pronunciation of the left is Left!" β
Hei Changzhi Royal Sister was overjoyed: "It turns out that the left is written as Left?" Great, so that Me can even read his own name in English, and in the future, everyone will call Me Left Leng Zen. β
The people were sweating profusely.
Li Yan is also sweating profusely, Nima's, even his own name is spoofed like this, do your parents know?
Li Yan ordered someone to prepare a set of women's clothes, and then took ten girls to the dungeon where Hua Zheng was imprisoned.
Of course, there will be no special dungeon in the Qincha Pavilion, this dungeon temporarily used to hold Hua Zheng is actually a cellar remodeled, originally the cellar looked gloomy and damp, very uncomfortable, but because Li Yan instructed the soldiers to treat Hua Zheng well last time, so this cellar is now very comfortable, at least it looks like an ordinary room, which has all kinds of furniture.
When Li Yan pushed the door in, Hua Zheng was sleeping on the bed, and when she heard the sound of someone coming in, she sat up in shock with the quilt in her arms, and said, "You guys...... What did the third watch break into my room in the middle of the night? (To be continued......)
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