A lot of people are waiting to see UEFA's jokes, don't believe it, all over the world, but people who have enough to eat and have the energy to think about entertainment are mostly interested in the series of light comedies of European football.

It's a big deal.

UEFA has a big deal, an absolute big deal.

There's no way to end it.

Platini's mood at the moment is complicated to an incomprehensible level, just like eating a delicious mooncake, it seems to be five kernels, it tastes good, but just as he was about to eat the last bite, when he was a child, he was stunned to find that one of the kernels was a fly

Disgusting to death.

There was almost nothing to smash in the office, and even the brand new computer was scattered all over the floor.

Don't be afraid of making mistakes, but the terrible thing is that you don't give yourself a chance to save the situation.

UEFA is bound to be the laughing stock of the whole world, and he, Michel Platini, is the first of them.

The hateful Sky Satellite TV actually put itself on its own, and it was ruthless with a knife.

Platini also figured it out, and everyone was played by Sky TV.

Chelsea is the first, you must know that there is such evidence, how can Chelsea put so many cruel words out Lao Puren is not bad in nature, and he still knows to be sympathetic to others at critical moments, in fact, how does he know that Chelsea is deliberately blocking UEFA.

Barcelona is the second, in the past few days, the Barcelona high-level has been jumping around, shouting grievances everywhere, slandering Chelsea fans all over the world, and spending a lot of money to lobby the top management of UEFA, which is considered a success, and everything you want has been obtained. As a result, just after crossing the gate, I found that there was a cliff outside the door.

Then there's the Barcelona police station. These gray grandsons can make the big guys miserable. There are so many messes, and there are no trumped-up charges for people, it doesn't matter, the key is that you wipe your ass clean As soon as you think of this, Comrade Platini feels that his eggs hurt and he is angry.

The most unfortunate was UEFA, who issued a statement and then quickly imposed a severe penalty on Chelsea, which was the most shocking fine ever.

But

There are many people who are happy.

The first is the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games. I thought this was embarrassing enough, but no, London is going to host the Olympic Games, and they are all in front of it, and there is such a thing, how can the people of our capital have this quality?

Do tourists still dare to come? The whole place is full of hooligans, how unsightly! Affect the growth of GDP, if the British economy is not good, expect the Olympics to stimulate consumption and make money.

But now. Everything is reversed, great, we people are happy today, see. Don't complain about us, it's the Spanish cattle who deceive people too much, and the people of London are forced to defend themselves and fight back.

There are also Real Madrid fans who are happy. When they heard Barcelona substitute Chelsea play in the Champions League final, they were just as disgusting as Platini. Eat dead flies, why! Our great Real Madrid don't have a chance. A bunch of Catalan mud legs to go?

It's not fair.

Now that you're having fun, do you still go to Barcelona? How thick can the skin be?

Spit stars can drown you.

Hahaha Real Madrid fans with an almost paranoid spirit are laughing.

Bayern Munich is also happy to see chaos, chaos, the more chaotic the better, it is enjoyable to play into a pot of porridge, anyway, no matter who wins, it is beneficial to our Bayern, see how much energy you still have to prepare for the Champions League final, we are still at home, this championship trophy, we must stay

The happiest and most excited are the major media, and almost all the world's media have gathered in three places.

First of all, Barcelona, there are two places to be contained, one is the Barcelona Police Department, the maker of the riots, who made this big scene, as a promising protagonist, shouldn't say a few words, talk about your feelings about your work, and talk about who you plan to pit next? This is a matter of great concern to people all over the world.

The police in Barcelona are like enemies, and people with the slightest face are hiding.

I have no face to see my hometown fathers.

How to explain it? The matter was messed up, and I lost the face of my hometown, so I was embarrassed to stand up and say two testimonials?

So, in the midst of the busyness, the Barcelona police did another immoral thing by themselves.

This has done UEFA another pitfall, and at the same time sent ammunition to Chelsea.

After learning the police's statement, Lynn was not only not angry, but also praised the police in Barcelona for being sensible.

The content of the statement is very simple, the purpose is to temporarily resist the tide of public opinion, just buy yourself some time, they said that for the exposure of Sky Satellite TV, it takes time and procedures to investigate, and the specific way to deal with it needs to wait for the results of the investigation.

I thought about it so thoughtfully, I hung it up first, then dragged it on for a while, and finally turned the big thing into a small thing.

It stands to reason that such a treatment is very much in line with some political treatments.

The problem is, they can afford it, but UEFA can't.

According to Platini's idea, you quickly admit your mistakes, take responsibility, catch a few typical ones and beat them up, so that UEFA has a slightly decent step, hurry up to rehabilitate Chelsea, and get together the team for the Champions League final.

As a result, these guys used the most cheating trick to roast UEFA on the fire at once.

and FC Barcelona are also surrounded by countless reporters, and the reporters' words are really sharp.

The question goes straight to Barcelona's lungs, whether Barcelona was involved in this scandal, or whether it was planned by you Barcelona.

It's scary, who dares to admit it.

If they admit it, even if they resign, it will be light, and according to the law, they will all go to prison to eat.

What's worse is still to come, the management can be high-spirited and resign to be punished, but what about Barcelona's century-old reputation?

Who will take Barcelona seriously in the future? Don't you have to spit in your face as soon as you meet, and you're embarrassed to continue messing around.

Same as Platini. FC Barcelona also scolded the police station for eight generations of ancestors, and it was not enough to take care of the matter. That's good, Barcelona has a fire pit in front of you, to jump or not to jump?

The second place is naturally the UEFA residence, and when this thing comes out, there must be an explanation, Boss Platini, you have to preside over justice.

In the face of countless reporters, Platini was speechless except for scolding his mother in his heart.

The Barcelona police haven't admitted it yet. is investigating, and UEFA has changed the decision of the Executive Committee just based on the program made by Sky TV, which makes no sense and is too child's play.

UEFA will be shameless in the future.

Platini and the UEFA team collectively remained silent, only waiting for the results of the Barcelona investigation, and urging the Barcelona police to draw a quick conclusion, almost pleading, uncles. Hurry up, the small ones can't stand it, time is really running out.

The whole family of the ticketing company is about to untie their belts and hang themselves, who are these more than 20,000 tickets sold to!

Tickets can't be sold directly to Barcelona fans anyway. Even if UEFA dares to sell it, who dares to buy it, fans are not stupid. Most people who are not too low in IQ understand that Barcelona basically has no chance to go to Allianz Athletic. Why did you buy a ticket and ask for a ticket? Go cheer on Chelsea, get sick!

The last way was to go to Chelsea.

The main character in it is Lynn.

This time, Lynn generously accepted the siege of reporters. There is no prevarication.

Right on the doorstep of Cobham.

"The Champions League final? What does that have to do with Chelsea? Remember, Chelsea have been denied access to the final, my players and I have put all our energy into the league and my family are planning holiday plans. ”

"What is broadcast on Sky Satellite TV cannot be used as evidence for the verdict, everything still needs to be investigated and collected, and I am not optimistic about the final result."

"Wronged? Chelsea are used to it, and have we suffered less injustice over the years? ”

'Of course, from day one, I didn't believe that Chelsea fans would be as described by the Barcelona police, in fact, I personally think that Sky TV is probably the truth!'

Lynn fired, and there were plenty of shells, especially when the Barcelona police were still investigating the matter and Lynn took it out to talk about it, which was absolutely full of firepower.

After a few words, UEFA was directly pushed into a desperate situation.

Of course, Chelsea are by no means as easy as Lynn suggests, and preparations for the Champions League final have not stopped for a moment, even if the league is still up in the air, but Chelsea's focus has never shifted.

The intelligence services began collecting information about Bayern Munich long ago and never stopped

UEFA finally can't bear it anymore, their power is also huge, if you want to do something, you still have the ability.

In the face of the stupid Barcelona police, UEFA directly gave a 24-hour ultimatum.

If there is not enough evidence, then UEFA will directly accept Sky TV's report.

This ultimatum was not only communicated to the Barcelona police, but also to the major media outlets who were gathered around them.

Platini couldn't take the pressure anymore and decided not to follow the procedure.

He really can't afford to drag it out, and if UEFA wants to get a foothold, it must be corrected quickly.

Lynn's speech, in particular, was enough to wary Platini.

Although Lynn's words were artistic, Platini smelled danger and Chelsea were going to go on a rampage.

Regardless of anything else, Chelsea is really playing with their lives, UEFA has no hope of resisting the Blues' offensive, don't look at the football circle, UEFA is absolutely proper god-level cadres, but Chelsea can jump out of the football circle, in that case, UEFA will inevitably end in a fiasco.

What's the worst outcome?

Platini's think tank finally made a reliable analysis that Chelsea has won the sympathy and support of the whole world, as long as they want, the Court of Justice of the European Union will directly dismantle UEFA, the EU has been eyeing such a closed big industry of UEFA, with Chelsea at the beginning, transporting cannonballs, those old foxes who play politics will never let go of UEFA.

You must know that the European Union hates FIFA for FIFA wearing a pair of pants, and has tried to find fault with UEFA several times, if it is grabbed by others this time. Then don't think about it anymore.

The EU is absolutely capable of starting from scratch.

On the borders of Europe, who would dare to oppose the EU. FIFA has to go around.

There is no doubt about Chelsea's unjust case, and it is uneasy to soothe Chelsea. Naturally, everything comes true.

UEFA can't afford to get hurt, and Platini can't afford it.

The damn Barcelona police station is naturally the first to be operated on by UEFA.

The reason why it was given 24 hours was to hope that they would see the situation clearly, and at the same time give FC Barcelona a chance.

It's time to save yourself.

I believe that with the status of FC Barcelona in the city of Barcelona, it is not difficult to make the police station admit their mistakes and build steps.

If it weren't for the fear that the Barcelona police would make a brain-dead decision and refuse to admit it, Platini would never have given these 24 hours.

"It's over. Haha" UEFA ultimatum is out. Lynn laughed in Robin's office with a wine glass.

Seeing these grandchildren in such a mess, Lynn thought it was really funny.

It is estimated that the godson in Barcelona will be directly demoted to a gray grandson, and it is absolutely impossible for the godfather to find such a big trouble, without a lesson.

In addition, when I received the document from UEFA today, I knew that UEFA had softened and lost the city to give gifts.

All costs for the filming of the Chelsea promotional video were borne by UEFA. Including the film crew, UEFA brought in directly from the United States.

Attached is a promotional plan that is definitely UEFA trying to build momentum for Chelsea.

That's something that no amount of money can buy.

Robin's mouth was already too happy to close, where to find such a good thing.

In the past, all the publicity priorities of UEFA were almost nothing about Chelsea. If it weren't for Chelsea's stellar results, there would have been no shots in those corners.

Now, it's tailor-made for Chelsea.

Proper prince treatment!

The implications are also obvious. Uncle, don't make a fuss. We know your grievances, compensate. It is necessary, and it is strong, to be quiet

It's incredible to think about it, and the big UEFA men who are high up in the sky also have today.

Anyway, I will have to mix with UEFA in the future, and I have all the face, so Lynn will naturally not enlarge the moves, in fact, there are no more moves.

Closed training.

Chelsea's reassurance to UEFA is closed training on the grounds that Chelsea are in the middle of a crucial time in the race for the league title and the players need to be fully committed to preparing for the league campaign

Is this a fucking powerful reason for countless reporters pouting and preparing for the league? Don't be foolish, when did Chelsea put so much effort into the league

Whether it's the Barcelona police repenting or the Barcelona club making a difference, at least they understand what UEFA means.

In less than twenty-four hours, the Barcelona police issued a statement and the results of the investigation were in.

The main responsibility is naturally to be pushed to a few small points, who deliberately provoked the fans and took the lead, and they, the scum of the police circles, were the main culprits of this riot, and the Chelsea fans should not bear the main responsibility, but also criticized the Chelsea fans for not being calm

Although there is still a suspicion of cover-up, but the main sincerity has come out, and this matter is the responsibility of the Barcelona police, and Chelsea fans have been cleared.

The latter is easy to do, the fans who are still in detention are released quickly, those who should see a doctor see a doctor, and those who should lose money lose money, they can't be ambiguous, and then send them out of the country as a gift.

In short, use the fastest speed to appease these restless uncles and send them away.

Face is no longer important, and money is not a problem, as long as the dilemma is solved.

But what makes Lynn funny is that those fans who were beaten and detained are very backbone, just lose money?

There are no doors!

I want to sue you.

In UEFA, Platini is also relieved, Chelsea fans want to sue Barcelona police, then sue, anyway, for UEFA, there is no point, and Platini also feels that those bastards really deserve a lesson.

The results have come out, Platini did not dare to slack off, convened the UEFA Executive Committee overnight, and within a few minutes, he came up with an opinion, rehabilitated Chelsea, canceled the penalty decision, maintained the original results, and Chelsea will go to the Allianz Arena to participate in the Champions League final!

As for FC Barcelona, UEFA didn't mention it.

'We are pleased with UEFA's courage to correct wrongdoing, and we will do our best to prepare for the Champions League final and try to put the best of Chelsea in front of football-loving fans'

Chelsea reacted immediately, speaking in a proper manner, and that was the case anyway.

People all over the world who are concerned about this matter are naturally fascinated by the twists and turns of the matter, and this series of events has come over, which is tantamount to a Hollywood blockbuster, and the guest officials find it too interesting.

In the end, there is a happy ending, which is really good.

As for who will not be able to sleep, that is the part that everyone will speculate about after watching the ending.

Lynn is also out of the way, leading the Chelsea team to full speed ahead of the Champions League final!

Barcelona can only close the door to thank guests, lose such an adult, who is embarrassed to come out and speak, there will definitely be some people who are surging and plotting to usurp the throne, and Russell's life is not easy.

jumped up and down so badly, and finally lost people to his grandmother's house, Rusell's presidency was bound to be lost, and Guardiola seemed to be completely disappointed in Barcelona.

Shortly after UEFA announced the results, Pep Guardiola announced that he would leave Barcelona at the end of the season.

Well, Guardiola has successfully helped Barcelona out of the game, at least relieving a lot of pressure.

For Guardiola's excellence, there are still many people who agree, and there is naturally big news about Guardiola's departure and the next stop.

Unfortunately, some people are reluctant to let Pep Guardiola specialize in the past, and Mourinho also announced on the same day that he will no longer be the head coach of Real Madrid after the end of the season.

The day has come for La Liga to reshuffle. (To be continued......)