"Speaking of the Ten Mile Shop, why hasn't that living city god come yet?" Guess that the city god in the thirteen townships is also interested: "Let's take a look at it all, what is this ten-mile shop city god like, it can be regarded as an eye-opener," said and smiled at me: "Did you say?"

I was just about to speak, when another Chenghuang took over: "When the time comes, it must be more eye-catching-the most worn in the audience is estimated to be him, do you remember, what clothes did the Chenghuang of Shilipu last year?"

"Then how can you forget?" A group of city gods hurriedly said: "The ragged man is strange and pitiful, looking at his appearance, it is estimated that the statue of the god must have not been repaired for hundreds of years."

"Yes, yes, there are still sores on my head, maybe I was eaten by bugs."

Assi, my ex is so miserable, I feel a little sympathy for him.

"But this new colleague." As he spoke, the city god of the fifteenth garden looked at me and said with some envy: "This is the golden body, right?"

"You can see it," I came back to my senses and smiled politely, "It's been two months."

"This is really," several Chenghuang praised each other, "to be able to receive such an offering, it can be seen that this colleague has made outstanding achievements in politics, and the people are also reverent and pious."

"Hey, look." Suddenly, a city god said, "That city god, is it from a ten-mile shop?"

When everyone heard this, they all turned their heads to look at the gate.

There is a city god at the gate, giving people the first feeling that it is very thin, like a bamboo pole, weak and about to fall in the wind, as if malnutrition, I haven't eaten incense for a long time, and my face is sallow and sallow.

And his outfit is also indescribable - it can be regarded as a cloak, but the cloak is tattered, and if you say it is a cloak, you might as well say that it is a fishing net.

And this city god is almost the same as what several city gods just discussed, and there are also some scars on the back of his head and hands - the scars on the body of our city god, which means that the idol is damaged.

He saw that although the other city gods were also simple, he was the only one who was so tattered, and he was so focused by the eyes that he was very cramped, and he didn't know where to sit—he was worse than me, and I still had a black mole soap to take away!

Everyone was sad, looking at this city god, they all felt a little sympathy: "Hey, people nowadays, they are becoming more and more unreligious."

"Nowadays, people all believe that it is better to seek others than to seek themselves."

"But as local gods, even if the people don't ask for it, we don't have to protect it all the same, and do our duty." Several city gods shook their heads again and again: "It's not easy to be a god."

Yes, this is a duty, whether the people are religious or not, they have to do their own thing, although incense is indispensable, but we do not protect the people for the sake of incense.

"Do you know this Chenghuang?" Guess the city god of the fifteenth garden hurriedly asked.

"I don't know." They hurriedly shook their heads: "It's a new face."

"Then I didn't run." Several city gods hurriedly said: "This must be the living city god of the Ten Mile Shop, if it weren't for him, he wouldn't be downcast like this."

"Ten Mile Shop City God?" Hearing this, Sanlitun Chenghuang hurriedly waved his hand: "This colleague, there is still a seat here, you can come up here to sit."

The city god didn't know that he was calling him at first, but after looking around, he realized that he was calling himself, and pointed at himself uncertainly.

Sanlitun Chenghuang was very enthusiastic, so he got down from his chair and pulled him near us: "How did you get here?"

We can all see that the official boots worn under the soles of the feet of this Chenghuang are particularly worn—and we, as gods, should sit high on the offering table, and have a guard of honor when entering and exiting, and generally speaking, our feet should not touch the ground.

The city god was very embarrassed, especially when he raised his eyes, there was one of the most dazzling me sitting here, as soon as he came into contact with my domineering attitude, he felt three points shorter, and said a little ashamedly: "Don't hide it from my colleagues, the honor guard of this god has been rotten, and this trip is my own - the soap is old and old around me, and I can't bear to bring it to the mountains and rivers, so I stay at home to watch the door."

Damn, this day is simply making people gasp, I believe there is no worse than him.

Several city gods shook their heads again and again, and called out their eyes - both sympathetic and a little relieved, it can be seen that they believe that there is already a candidate for the bottom this year, and it is definitely not themselves.

"You can't be blamed for this, the first year in office, you have to clean up the mess of your predecessor." Sanlitun Chenghuang comforted: "It's hard for you, I hope you have good luck this year, you can get through it, and maybe it will get better next year."

The thin Chenghuang shook his head and sighed: "Where do you dare to expect anything next year, today's Saishen Meeting, this god is also ready to come and go back - I was originally holding the idea of trying my luck at the beginning, but seeing that I am listed as a colleague, they are all stronger than this god, and this god has no other hope, so I look forward to the luck of the next successor Chenghuang."

"Yes, yes, the people now, ......" The city gods shook their heads together.

"Moreover, in the jurisdiction of this god, the pace of life of the people is very fast, and they are all young people, there are not many new births, old and dead, most of them are single, all day long is overtime and overtime, one or two call themselves overtime dogs, single dogs or something, this year this year the god took office, but a few died of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, and a few jumped off the building with depression, in addition, they were all overwhelmed by work, and they didn't have much rest time for themselves, and those who stayed up late could cultivate immortals," the thin city god sighed again:" Where is the mood to pray and worship? I hope that the next president of this god will be able to turn the tide and save these people from a situation where they have no faith but only despair! ”

As soon as these words came out, several other city gods were stunned, and Sanlitun city gods asked strangely: "I remember, this ten-mile shop is mainly engaged in farming and leasing, and where does the era live, the people are the most idle one in a certain county, why do you want to work overtime and be depressed and single?"

"That's right!" The rest of the City God Lords heard that something was wrong.

"Ten miles of shop?" The thin city god could be regarded as hearing clearly, and hurriedly said: "This god is not a ten-mile shop, but a city god of fifteen gardens!"

The rest of the city gods gasped: "You are from the fifteenth garden?"

"That's right!" The thin city god nodded again and again: "Isn't the fifteenth garden demolished a long time ago?" The old residents have all moved away, and now it is a new electronic technology industrial park, which is full of high-tech programming or something, or assembly line workers, overtime is naturally violent, and young people want money and don't want to die, isn't it the situation that has caused today! ”

"No wonder!" Only then did a few city gods react: "I thought you were ...... But I didn't expect that these scientific and technological products, which were supposed to create economic output value, turned out to be ......"

"Hey," the thin city god shook his head, "It's hard to put into words! I only hope that after the resignation of this god, the new god will be lucky! This fifteen-garden city god temple has not been repaired for decades, leaking water and wind, I hope he can eat this cold and hungry suffering. ”

Several Chenghuang were more sympathetic, and hurriedly comforted him: "Don't be too depressed, among our Chenghuang, there is a ten-mile shop, that is really bad, maybe it is worse than you, when he comes to compare, you may still have a chance of life."

"Worse than this god?" Fifteen Gardens Chenghuang's eyes widened: "How miserable is that?"

"Neither shall God destroy heaven and earth for his own sake." I guessed just now that I was the Chenghuang of the Fifteenth Garden, shook his head and said, "When he comes, I'll know by comparison."

The fifteen-garden city god really came to a little spirit: "That god, just wait and see how miserable that ten-mile shop city god is."

Hey, what can I say? Iniquity.

"Since this is not a ten-mile shop, the estimate of the ten-mile shop has not yet arrived," guessed the Chenghuang of the Thirteen Townships said: "Maybe it is the same as the Chenghuang of the Fifteenth Garden, there is no guard of honor, and he came by himself, so it will take a long time."

The rest of the City God nodded yes together.

There was another city god at the gate, and this city god was even more miserable - it was actually in a wheelchair.

Yo, what about the disabled in Chenghuang?

Several Chenghuang craned their necks and said curiously, "Do you know this Chenghuang?"

"I don't know...... What happened to his leg? ”

As he spoke, the Chenghuang had already shaken the wheelchair to find a place near us—the Sanlitun Chenghuang took pity on him and helped him to our neighborhood.

This Chenghuang is also full of embarrassment, and he feels that his condition is not much better than that of the Fifteen Gardens Chenghuang, but his body is still quite clean, and his size is also a little bigger than that of the Fifteen Gardens Chenghuang, but it seems that he is still a poor god and has not run.

When we saw why he was in a wheelchair, we were all shocked - the two legs of this city god were one thick and the other thin!

What is this operation?

Those Chenghuang were more curious than me, and hurriedly asked, "This colleague, your legs ...... What's wrong? ”

The lame Chenghuang looked pained and shook his head again and again: "It's hard to say! It's all because of the ignorance of the native people! ”

"This," guessed the Chenghuang of the Thirteen Townships hurriedly asked, "Where do you start with this?"

"Isn't it that the people are not pious and did not repair the idol for you, and it took too long for the idol to be destroyed, so that it became like this?" A few City God Lords followed and asked.

"All these years, we