In the summer of 2004, the most sensational transfer in Shijie football was not the 35 million euro Drogba created by Real Madrid, but the future of England invested by Chelsea Football Club - Wayne Rooney!

And less than half a month later, Chelsea Football Club has set off a wave of public opinion frenzy in this gradually calming shijie football world - Chelsea Football Club and AC Milan have reached an agreement, Chelsea will take away Brazilian Kaka from Milan at the cost of 20 million euros plus Crespo!

Chelsea's press conference took place on 14 August and featured manager Joe Wanxian and club CEO Kenyon with the number 22 Kaka.

Kaka's delicate appearance and charming smile overshadowed Qiao Wanxian, a handsome guy, for a while, making his heart a little sour. However, sour to sour, being able to get Kaka still made Qiao Wanxian ecstatic.

Since Qiao Wanxian joined Chelsea, Chelsea has been on the cusp of media opinion, which makes Abu smile bitterly: "I want to make the results improve Chelsea's popularity for a long time, Joe Cannon has helped me a lot, in just over a month, Chelsea has been the front page headlines of major media for many times." ”

Answering questions from reporters is a very common part of the press conference, but this Chelsea press conference, this link has become the focus of all media reporters, and even surpasses the transfer of Kaka itself! Because, they can finally listen to Joe's cannon's "earth-shattering prediction" again.

"Mr. Wan Xian, some experts estimate that Crespo's value has reached at least 15 million euros, which means that Kaka is saddled with a whopping 35 million euros, do you think this is worth it for a young player who is not well known?" The reporter of the "Daily Express" was the first to attack.

Qiao Wanxian chuckled: "Is 35 million high?" Mourinho spent 35 million to buy Drogba, I think I'm much smarter than him! ”

Suddenly, the audience was in an uproar. This Joe cannon, the first target of the bombardment was England coach Eriksson, who has recently been in a fight with Mourinho, I really don't know what they have to do!

How did the reporters know that Qiao Wanxian just wanted to use the friction with some celebrities to take advantage of the situation to hype himself. Of course, pure and kind reporters would never have thought of the intention behind Qiao Wanxian's shameless words.

"Dear Wan Xian, tomorrow night Chelsea have the first round of the Premier League of the new season, will you send Kaka on the pitch?"

Qiao Wanxian replied without hesitation: "Naturally, I bought Kaka just to play the game!" Not only will he play, but he must be a starter! ”

So the reporters are quickly recording something, for fear of missing any words from Qiao Cannon. After Kaka heard this, his blue eyes became crystalline, and he looked at Qiao Wanxian gratefully.

"Wan Xian, Kaka has only been in the team for a day, and tomorrow night against the arch-rival Manchester United, are you really going to send Kaka to start?" The Guardian's reporters never seem so friendly.

Qiao Wanxian's face sank: "I don't want to talk nonsense!" Kaka is a genius, there is no problem of fitting in, I said he will start tomorrow, he will start! ”

"Mr. Wan Xian, you have brought another midfielder to the team, and now the team has Frank Lampard in the midfield position, and Joe Cole can also play that position. Under such competitive pressure, do you think Kaka has a chance to show his talents? ”

Qiao Wanxian's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "I know you, you are a reporter for The Times, right?" Actually, you don't have to worry about this question, I'll write an article later and publish it in my column in The Times, and I'll announce the starting lineup for tomorrow's game to my friends in the media! ”

"Buzz!"

There was a commotion in the room. What are this Joe cannons kidding? The game doesn't take place until tomorrow night, and you're going to publish the main 11 in the newspaper tonight? It's ridiculous! The reporters kept whispering.

"This Joe cannon is so arrogant, I really hope that Sir Alex Ferguson can teach him a good lesson in tomorrow night's game!"

"yes, announcing the starting list, it's just unbelievable!"

"You two stupid, this is just Joe's cannon's psychological warfare, is he really idiotic enough to announce the starting list?"

"I don't think so, this Joe cannon...... You can do anything! ”

……

The reporter of the "Daily Telegraph" asked with a smile: "Mr. Wan Xian, can I ask you that Weishenme plans to announce the starting list in advance?" Is it knowing that tomorrow's game is doomed? ”

"Haha......" The reporters were already laughing. Sir Alex Ferguson had eaten more salt than Joe Cannon, so wouldn't it be easy to win him?

Qiao Wanxian restrained his smile and looked surprisingly solemn: "On the contrary, I think that with Kaka, Chelsea Football Club will definitely win tomorrow's game against Manchester United!" And...... It's a big win! ”

“haha！” The reporters in the venue seemed to have heard the most ridiculous joke in the world.

When Qiao Wanxian's big words reached Manchester, the local media, fans, and football experts simply laughed out of their teeth, and all kinds of funny words spread on the Internet and various media.

"When Sir Alex Ferguson was the coach, Joe Cannon was still nursing."

"Joe's cannon counts his age, that is, Sir Alex Ferguson's grandson!"

"Kaka is a scum in front of Scholes!"

"Abu hurry up and go back to Russia to sell oil, England is not for you!"

……

In the dog-eat-dog farce, the highlights of Chelsea's match against Manchester United in the first round of the Premier League were vividly excavated by the media.

Game 1: Joe Cannon vs Ferguson.

It's a confrontation between braggart and real power. The mysterious, crazy and unabashed Joe Cannon has always advocated "indiscriminate" attacking football, but in Chelsea's two warm-up games, his ridiculous tactics have exposed the weaknesses at a glance, and the experienced Sir Alex Ferguson will definitely press Joe's team to the ground.

So in the first game, Ferguson must win!

Game 2: Mutu vs Van Nistelrooy.

Mutu played well last season, but it was difficult to play under Joe's tactical system. And the king of the small penalty area is like a fish in water under Ferguson's hands, showing his killer nature. There is no doubt that Ruud van Nistelrooy will be in the next game, while Mutu will just want to have a starting position.

So in the second game, Van Nistelrooy won.

Game 3: Kaka vs. Cristiano Ronaldo.

also has a handsome appearance, the same young and talented. The only difference is that Chelsea's midfield is firmly controlled by Frank Lampard, and Kaka has little room to play; And Ronaldo has become the king of Manchester United's right side since Beckham left, and he has grown significantly.

One is a newcomer joining, the other is an old man, the result speaks for itself, in the third game, Ronaldo won!

……

After a series of comparisons, the media finally came up with a result that was both surprising and normal, with Alex Ferguson's side beating Chelsea in all positions! Especially in the position of head coach, it is not only a gap in experience, but also a crushing IQ!

Qiao Cannon's reinforcement strategy this summer is simply laughable.

What's even more wryling is that this Joe cannon is really as he said at the press conference, announcing his starting lineup in the "Times" column.

Goalkeepers: Petr Cech;

Defenders: Bridge, Cannavaro, Terry, Ramos;

Midfielders: Joe Cole, Lampard, Makelele, Kaka, Duff

Forward: Mutu.

It was a typical 4-1-4-1 formation, with Claude Makelele playing as a single midfielder, Kaka and Frank Lampard as a double midfielder, Joe Cole on the left, Duff on the right, and Mutu as the lone arrow in the event of an injury to Wayne Rooney.

As soon as the squad was announced, Manchester United fans were simply out of breath and begged for tickets to Stamford Bridge to go to London to witness a big win for Manchester United; Chelsea fans, on the other hand, groaned in anguish, with many die-hard die-hards not buying tickets for fear of witnessing the worst result in the club's history.

The morning of August 15 was the most active time for the entire English media, with all kinds of exciting discussions around Qiao Wanxian's starting line-up.

However, Qiao Wanxian didn't know anything about the outside world, and hurried back to his apartment from the training ground, because there was a Chinese beauty waiting for him. So Joe Cannon decided to do something very enjoyable.

Interview.

This can definitely be said to be a fluttering beauty, especially since she belongs to the Asian yellow race like Qiao Wanxian.

She was wearing a white chiffon dress, the skirt was ordinary and not high-end, but it was like a fairy jade dress on her body, and there seemed to be a faint white fairy mist all around. Her small waist is very thin, only about one foot six or seven, so the lonely curve of her chest is also obvious, and the whole person is slim.

A waterfall-like hair was scattered casually on her shoulders, black and shiny, which set off her snow-white skin and frost and snow, but her expression was cold and beautiful, like a cold plum blossom in the snow. The face is not sad or happy, calm and quiet, and what bursts into is a cold.

Qiao Wanxian held the resume in one hand and drew something on the resume with a pen in the other, but his eyes sneaked to her from time to time, and he couldn't help but shudder: "My mother, how is this an iceberg beauty?" ”

Her resume said that her ancestral home was Fujian, she was born in Taiwan, and her nationality was England, Qiao Wanxian couldn't help but smile bitterly at this complicated relationship, and asked directly in Chinese: "Your name is Shirlier?" ”

Her voice was as cold as her face: "If you are not used to it, you can call me Ye Xuan." ”

Qiao Wanxian raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Miss Ye Xuan, looking at your resume, you said that you graduated from the University of London Business School at the age of twenty-one this year, you are really beautiful and talented!" ”

Ye Xuan looked at Qiao Wan in a daze for a few seconds, a flush suddenly flashed on her pretty white milky face, she glared at him fiercely, got up angrily, and turned her head away.

"Isn't it? Am I so terrible? ”

Qiao Wanxian picked up the small mirror and took a photo, feeling that his handsome and chic appearance had not changed? Could it be that the ice beauty came to that and lost her temper with me?

Suddenly, Qiao Wanxian felt that the crotch of his pants was cold, and when he looked down, his face suddenly turned embarrassed and his old face turned red: "Nima forgot to zip up when he went to the toilet just now?" Or is it the unruly thing that tops up? ”

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