"Zen Master, are you engaged in pyramid schemes?"

Xiong Xiaochuan asked.

"What is MLM?"

Fahai was puzzled.

"It's a brainwashing, marketing, and recruiting organization that integrates brainwashing."

Xiong Xiaochuan explained.

After listening to Xiong Xiaochuan's explanation, Fahai seemed to feel that what the other party said was not bad for a moment, didn't he just pull people into the gang all day long and then brainwash them?

"Donor, where can the pyramid scheme organization you are talking about be compared to Buddhism?"

But what if it makes sense? He couldn't admit it.

"Yes, the scale of Buddhism is much larger than that of ordinary MLM organizations, and it is still above board."

Xiong Xiaochuan shook his head and said.

"Donor, let's talk about the distress in your heart."

Fahai shook his head and said, he felt as if he was not the opponent of this kid.

"But Zen Master Fahai, you don't know love at all!"

Xiong Xiaochuan pretended to be very entangled with Oscar-level acting skills.

"Lao Wei only knows that Pudu sentient beings are the great love of the world, and it is just a small love between men and women, and it is good to give up small love and find great love."

Fahai began his preaching.

"But Zen Master, I remember that you are very narrow-minded, you would really be so kind to all sentient beings?"

Xiong Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows and asked.

"How did the little benefactor hear that the old man is narrow-minded?"

Fahai shook his head and smiled.

Xiong Xiaochuan sneered, isn't it narrow enough? When Bai Suzhen was a little snake, she was almost dug up by you, and later she was successful in cultivating but stole an elixir from you, and then you remembered this revenge for thousands of years!

There are so many evil monsters such as King Jinba, as well as centipede essence and toad essence, but they recognize Bai Niangniang and Xiaoqing.

In particular, he also designed to leave Xu Xian in Jinshan Temple and not let him go down the mountain, and when Bai Suzhen came to ask for someone, he lied to people that he was not in Jinshan Temple? After saying that the monks don't speak? Why didn't the Buddha's lotus throne fly over and smash you to death a lying bald head?

In the end, it led to the White Lady Niang's water flooding Jinshan Temple, which led to the destruction of life and made her violate the rules of heaven, what a thoughtful old bald donkey!

In Xiong Xiaochuan's opinion, this is completely Fahai's pot, how can you illegally imprison Xu Xian, and it doesn't matter if you are found by someone?

It's the same with this Tiantiao, it doesn't matter what the reason is, anyway, the big water launched by Bai Suzhen, then this pot is yours!

Although those who were swept away by the flood were also innocent, if it weren't for Fahai, a troublemaker, where would this kind of thing happen?

Every day with that broken bowl and seeing Bai Suzhen, he read it and came to the bowl, it was really idle, but he was full of what kind of demons you are a disaster to the world, I am afraid that even ghosts should not listen to this kind of nonsense! The one who really brings disaster to the world is Fahai, the demon monk!

Of course, Xiong Xiaochuan naturally wouldn't say these words to Fahai, otherwise what would he do if he was annoyed and angry?

"Zen master, do you mean that you have a big heart?"

Xiong Xiaochuan asked with bright eyes.

"Lao Wei has been practicing Buddhism for many years, and his kung fu to nourish qi is still good."

Fahai said with a smile.

Syllable!

A clear slap sounded, and Xiong Xiaochuan's hand fell heavily on Fahai's bald head.

"Donor?"

"Zen Master, you are really broad-minded!"

Fahai glared and wanted to ask Xiong Xiaochuan why he suddenly hit him, but he was blocked by Xiong Xiaochuan's flattering words.

"Zen Master, can you lend me this golden bowl? I heard that this golden bowl is very powerful when dealing with evil spirits! ”

Xiong Xiaochuan said and directly stretched out his hand and touched the golden bowl.

Fahai subconsciously hid the golden bowl behind him, obviously unwilling to show the golden bowl to Xiong Xiaochuan.

"Zen master, the Buddha cut meat and fed the eagle back then, this golden bowl is something outside the body, and I just want to take a look and don't want you, you are so stingy, you really don't have the heart of the Buddha at all."

Xiong Xiaochuan shook his head and said disappointedly.

"The donor... The old man didn't mean this, but the golden bowl was so powerful that the old man was afraid of hurting the donor, so he didn't dare to show it to the donor. ”

Fahai said without blushing and without a heartbeat.

"Zen master, monks don't speak, didn't you say before that this golden bowl is only useful for demons? I'm human! The golden bowl is useless to me! ”

Xiong Xiaochuan asked with a glare, as if he was disappointed in Fahai.

"The old man is old, he may be a little confused, since the donor wants to see it, then take it and take a look."

Fahai handed out the golden bowl with a little embarrassment, eager to slap himself in the mouth, and at the same time was wary of this kid who had been digging holes for him since just now, it seemed that the psychological side must have some ghost idea, he made up his mind, once the other party had any intentions, then he would take back the golden bowl as soon as possible, this is the guy he eats!

And Xiong Xiaochuan took the golden bowl in his hand and observed it carefully, it was this begging bowl that took the white lady in, otherwise where was the original Fahai the opponent of the white lady, it was really shameless, relying on his own broken bowl to bully people.

In other words, why did Mokogaye give this thing to a narrow-minded bald donkey like Fahai? This made Xiong Xiaochuan a little puzzled.

"Zen Master, how about I do a magic trick for you?"

Xiong Xiaochuan asked with a smile on his eyes.

"What is magic? Demon magic? ”

Fahai asked with a slight frown.

"Zen master, you think too much, it's just a little trick, just to have fun."

Xiong Xiaochuan explained.

"Then you can change and take a look."

Fahai said in his heart, depending on what tricks you want to play.

"Zen master, look, this is a golden bowl."

Xiong Xiaochuan displayed Fahai's golden bowl in front of Fahai, and reached out and knocked on the golden bowl, making a crisp sound.

"I know it's a golden bowl."

Faheliu frowned.

"And then... Without! ”

Xiong Xiaochuan suddenly clapped his hands, and the golden bowl that was originally in Xiong Xiaochuan's hand suddenly disappeared!

"My Golden Bowl!"

Seeing the golden bowl disappear, Fahai immediately glared, and his beard was all open to look at Xiong Xiaochuan.

"Zen Master! Don't be impulsive! The golden bowl is here! ”

Saying that, the golden bowl appeared in Xiong Xiaochuan's hand again, which made Fahai quiet.

"The donor's magic is really strange, the old man couldn't feel this golden bowl just now, it really made the old man admire."

Fahai shook his head and smiled with a pant, a little interested in this so-called magic trick.

"What is this, see if I make you a more powerful one!"

Xiong Xiaochuan waved his hand and said.

"Then we'll see."

Fahai stroked his palm and smiled.

"You've got it! This time, I'm going to perform the magic of a great change of life. ”

Saying that, Xiong Xiaochuan took out a scroll to return to the city, and then crushed it, and a burst of light flashed, and Xiong Xiaochuan disappeared here.

"Xiaoyou's magic trick is really interesting, and he can actually turn a living person into nothing, which is really powerful, and it has opened the eyes of the old man."

Fahai said with a laugh.

"Little friend? You can come out, this magic boss has already served. ”

After a while, Fahai opened his mouth to urge, but in the same place, apart from him, where was Xiong Xiaochuan's shadow?