And this feeling, numb and crispy, I looked down, and my scalp was fried, scorpion! Countless scorpions! One by one, as long as a finger!

To be honest, I am most afraid of this thing, because when I was a child in the woods climbing trees and digging finches to roast and eat, I was stung several times by this thing from the crack in the stone, and it felt like being energized, and it was numb in an instant, and where I bit it, it was like it didn't belong to me!

Later, someone came to collect wild scorpions, two dollars a piece, and I didn't even bother to catch them.

But before I was lucky enough to shake off these scorpions, there were scorpions who wanted to sting me, and I suddenly shook my body, and your mother hadn't scolded yet, but I didn't expect that these scorpions were the same as the dead people who were lying on me last time to bite me, and they fell down with a crackle, as if I had poisoned them!

That thing on my back really worked!

The cave girls stared at the scorpions, and they looked very surprised, and they muttered words that I didn't understand, as if they were sighing for something.

On the one hand, I was lucky, and on the other hand, I remembered that Lu Hengchuan's bastard didn't have my ability, so I was heartbroken, and I hurried to see him, but it didn't matter at a glance, this thing was probably a monkey, seeing that the situation was not good, I went to the tree in the morning, and I still cared about him in vain, and he didn't care about my life or death.

I glared at him, and the black-bellied bastard looked at him and said, "This snake and scorpion are highly poisonous, and they are frightened because they see that you are invincible." ”

"You still need to say that I saw it five hundred years ago."

Lu Hengchuan blinked innocently and his eyes widened: "You say, what now?" ”

I just wanted to speak, but suddenly there was a plop behind me, which startled me, and when I looked back, I was dumbfounded.

I didn't react for a while, what does this mean? Did you see that using Gu didn't work, so you thought about casting a spell instead?

"Gu God ......" Lu Hengchuan seemed to hear something, and looked at me with a blink of an eye: "Congratulations, what they said is the meaning of the Gu God in the Gu words, that is, seeing that you are invincible, they treat you as the reincarnation of the Gu God, and are praying to you?" ”

Your mother, what kind of bloody thing is this? How did I become a god?

No, I looked at Lu Hengchuan: "How can you understand this Gu talk, you are also a cave girl?" ”

Lu Hengchuan rolled his eyes: "When I was a child, our family rescued a Gu cultivator, he taught me when he was playing with me, saying that people who raise Gu believe in Gu gods, and every once in a while, a Gu god will be elected, just like the living Buddha of Tibetan Buddhism, accept worship, of course, the premise of the Gu god is that although he is an ordinary person, he is not poisonous, it is said that there has been no reincarnation of the Gu god for a long time, you are so born, they will naturally take you as a Gu god." ”

No, you're too hasty to believe it, are you?

"Also," Lu Hengchuan added: "The reincarnation of the Gu God can not only dominate the Cave Descending Girl, but also all the people who raise Gu in the world, if you are really flattered by the Gu God, then your worth will be incalculable." ”

"That's right, that's right!" Aya seemed to have just reacted from her panic, and she didn't say those "Gu words" anymore, and said in Mandarin with sincere fear: "We don't know that the reincarnation of Lord Gu God has arrived, how offended, I hope the Gu God will never punish us!" ”

Eh, really? That's too convenient, I cleared my throat, and tried to say: "Those who don't know are not guilty, I'm kind-hearted, so I won't bother with you, but since I'm the reincarnation of a Gu God, is it what I say, you will listen to what?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes." These cave women are in the same posture, all of them bent their right hands in front of their chests, and their fingers are on their shoulders, as if European soldiers and kings have sworn an oath: "What Lord Gu God says, what do we do!" ”

It's majestic! That big mom wants this thing on my back, is it just that she wants to be the reincarnation of a Gu god?

Your mother, that makes sense, these cult leaders feel the same way, who doesn't want it. Speaking of which, just now Aya saw the snake pinched to death by me, and looked at the rest of the cave descending women, which meant that they were calling the scorpion out and testing me, and the performance of the scorpion made them really think that I was a "Gu God".

Then I'll try to see if this "reincarnation of the Gu God" is the best way to speak, or is it the best way for the eldest mother to speak: "Then you can take Ah Zuo out of the mountain now, remove the barrier, and send her to the Taiqing Hall on the shopping street in our county, can you do it?" ”

In fact, this is a bit excessive, and I am mentally prepared to be rejected by them.

But they didn't expect that they didn't even hesitate, and immediately nodded and agreed: "Lord Gu God has spoken, and he has done it!" ”

Saying that, it's really like a bunch of robots, and I'm going to leave with Azo.

It's really breathtaking, I'm still a little complacent, this trick is really good!

"Li Qianshu!" But at this time, Lu Hengchuan's foot on the tree suddenly kicked my shoulder: "Look back!" ”

Talk, talk, what do you kick people for? Before I could turn around, I only heard an old and majestic voice ring out sooner or later: "Where is the Gu God, you will worship it?" ”

, I forgot about this stubble when I was excited, and I still shocked my mother!

As soon as I turned around, I was met with a pair of cloudy white eyes, and I was so frightened that I took three steps back: "Big ...... Mommy? ”

And when I looked behind my aunt, "my brother" didn't even have a single hair left, and I didn't know where he had gone!

That dog has no other skills, but it runs fast!

"Mom, it's true!" Aya said loudly: We saw with our own eyes, Li Qianshu is really a Gu god, and the little thing was so scared when he saw him!

, you and snakes, insects, rats, and ants are called "little things", they are really cute, and the cute ones are extinct.

"Just by virtue of this, you recognize him as a Gu God?" The eldest mother said sharply: "Did you choose the Gu God?" ”

These cave girls were yelled at by the eldest mother, and they all lowered their heads in fright, but none of them admitted their mistakes, as if they were particularly convinced that I was the "Gu God".

I looked at my aunt and stared at her, but I wondered a little, what did she and my brother just say? When she saw these two me, why wasn't she surprised at all? Could it be that my brother ran away again, and she still recognizes me as "my brother"?

I can still grasp other people's eyes, but I really can't see anything in this big mother's pair of cataracts!

"Gu God ......" The big aunt's opaque eyes stared at me deadly: "Then you are not afraid of any Gu to be called a Gu God, so let's do it, if you are really a Gu God, come and try the Nine-Layer Gu, if you are not even afraid of the Nine-Layer Gu, then I will recognize you as a real Gu God." ”

Damn, you're too ruthless, aren't you? This method is too risky, Lao Tzu's ** can't afford to play!

"But Mom, the Gu God is tried with small things, not with that kind of Gu test!" Aya hurriedly said, "Isn't it a little, not in accordance with the rules?" ”

"Bold!" The eldest mother shouted again: "The rules, you set them?" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare." Aya hurriedly lowered her head, and her slender body trembled slightly.

I rolled my eyes, met my aunt's pair of cataracts, and smiled: "Mom, can we take a step to talk?" ”

My aunt looked at me and really took a few steps back from me.

I hurriedly said in a voice that no one else could hear: "Mom, don't get angry, I won't come to you to be a Gu god, I came this time mainly to inquire with you about this matter, this matter is clear, I will leave immediately, it will definitely not have any impact on your leadership position." ”

Big Mom's eyes were still staring at me calmly: "What's the matter?" ”

"That's ......" I swallowed: "More than ten years ago, a little boy who looked like me was brought to the mountain from Jiye, did you bring it, or something else......"

"That's right," the aunt narrowed her eyes, "I brought it from Lao Ji." ”

My heart was immediately raised: "Did Master Ji tell you about the origin of that child?" ”