Blow up the bathhouse? Stealing clothes from a store's changing room or closet? Or summon a corrosive acid rain? Splashing stinky water on pedestrians on the road?

I won't do any of the above, it's all illegal, and it's against my principle of trying not to involve innocent people, well, just try to ......

I have more haode way! Totally legal!

After all, the city has changed. There are a lot of situations, and I don't have the need to break the law myself,......

The Wild Druids Brimstone Mountain Alliance, or Bison League for short, is a moderate group of druids, well, only relatively mild, and in many places, the druids are associated with terrorist groups and big trouble from the beginning.

Why? Aren't druids friendly in the eyes of everyone? Children of the jungle, living in harmony with nature and the like, have no desires and are self-sufficient.

However, I would say that the people who can say this probably don't really have contact with the druids.

As we all know, druids advocate balance and nature, simply put, everything that is natural is haode, and what is man-made is bad.

The fundamentalist druids were disgusted with all artefacts, and they even regarded iron as the enemy of nature, not to mention the product of engineering and modern industry, and even they regarded cities as prisons of metal and masonry, in their ideals, the best civilization was cut off and everyone returned to primitive society together.

In Shijie, where I was before, such an organization also existed, and they used to attack hunters and blow up factories to protect nature, which is actually no different from a terrorist organization.

Druids who can communicate peacefully with other beings can probably be regarded as moderates, and the Bison League is even more moderate among moderates, otherwise Brimstone Mountain City would not allow them to enter at all.

Well, even in the Ash continent, people still look forward to getting better and better, instead of returning to primitive society more and more, such ethnic groups and teachings, no matter how you look at it, are not suitable for living in a normal society, and there is no shortage of normal people in the druids, and there are always people who want to cook delicious food secretly, instead of plucking and eating blood and hair, therefore, they are constantly divided and reorganized internally.

For example, "We are only against excessive logging (of course, we are against mining, but we only protest verbally, we will not stop the attack)", "We are only against whale hunting (and dolphin hunting, and sea lions!). We don't protect the sea crabs, and we have to meet next Tuesday to discuss whether or not to oppose them)" Such a moderate organization, in fact, uses several objections to maintain its own druid doctrine and identity, but in fact it is not much different from ordinary people.

As a moderate, the Bison League is against only one artifact, which is a model of harmonious coexistence between the druids and human society.

But unfortunately, it was the object-made object that was too special that caused their sect to be unable to expand its numbers and grow for a long time...... Comparison, not everyone has the courage to take off that man-made object.

Well, speaking of which, you should be guessing what they are against the artifact.

Yes, what they are against is clothing......

Yes, their doctrine is that the human flesh is the most perfect creation of nature, clothing is the original sin, and we druids are the embodiment of nature, and we should show the world our natural perfect wild flesh without a thread.

The Wild Druid Brimstone Mountain Branch Alliance, formerly known as the Alliance of Wild Druids Who Are Naturally Beautiful and Dressed Are All Evil and Heretical, With Such a Gentlemanly Name, How Can I Let It Be Registered in Brimstone Mountain City, So, Repeatedly Hit Back and Modify, It Became a Barely Acceptable Bison Alliance.

Even so, they are still the ones everyone shouts and beats. The reputation of the organization is even worse than that of the gentlemen's league I belong to, after all, not everyone can accept that when he was busy, a group of men walking birds suddenly rushed in front of him...... Ahem, it's disgusting just thinking about it, and I should have kicked them out a long time ago!

However, in order to take into account the current situation of multi-racial mixed living, I did not set up the crime of "immorality" in this city in the first place, after all, there are too many differences in the living habits of various races, which can easily lead to misunderstandings, for example, the Minotaur have the habit of drinking breast milk at any time, which is simply too different in the eyes of other races. State.

And, in accordance with the Code, change. No matter how you look at it, it's just a moral and mental problem, and it is too much to use the law, so there is no reason to refuse their entry.

Of course, I soon regretted it, after successfully moving in, they tried to promote their teachings to the citizens all the time, expand their influence, and make the law enforcement and judicial organs quite a headache. Ben, a waste of my police force.

Ordinary law enforcement officers, there is really nothing good to do about these guys who are naked and slick, do they just start fighting? The other party did not break the law, but if it was said, it gave them a good opportunity to promote their own teachings.

"Ha, I'm the primordial beauty, Mother Nature was naked when she created things, what are we embarrassed about......"

All kinds of fallacies and heresies are still self-contained, the key is that the strength is not weak, and the leader of the team is still a legendary druid, which is extremely troublesome and difficult to deal with.

Fortunately, after the dark elf city managers were in place, this ferocious arrogance was severely struck

“…… Such a small caterpillar, still dangling, still shaved, you really have the courage. ”

"Wow, that guy has such an ugly birthmark on his buttocks, his left and right feet are still high and low, and he was born deformed and learned from others to be naked. Ben, ah, it's still a bag X, it's really, so courageous, so shameless......"

"Despicable underground bugs, stay away from the old lady, stink to death. How long has it been since you showered? Savages! ”

"Don't cry, Momo sympathizes with you, hehe, although it is indeed a little small, it is less than half of Momo's whip. Cough! Well, it's not too small, hey, please try to survive, maybe someone will like it! Yes, there will be. Haha, Momo can't help it! ”

For men, it is really uncomfortable to be despised in this regard, and if the despised party is a beautiful woman, it will be even more painful.

Under the onlookers and evaluations of a group of extremely fierce dark elf girls from the matriarchal clan, the Bison Alliance, which had suffered heavy physical and mental damage, almost disbanded directly, and the powerful legendary Druid Storm Eagle almost committed suicide by throwing himself into the river......

Since then, the Dark Elf chengguan have become the natural enemies of the Bison Alliance, and every time they organize activities, they carefully avoid the jurisdiction where the chengguan may appear.

And now, I wrote a very long and boring speech, and handed it to Eliza to give a speech for me in my robe, asking for it to be conveyed to all law enforcement officers (including chengguan), and that draft was ...... I was so bored that I would fall asleep watching it myself, and I had to read for at least three hours, and the most shameless thing was that I asked them to take notes, and they had to hand in their notes afterwards to check their studies, and if they didn't listen carefully, they would have to deduct their wages.

Well, just thinking about it is a form of torture...... I'm so bad I'm finally getting out of my frustration about being troubled by the heavy paperwork, Oye!

Hehe, now, as long as I ask Lao Niu Xuehoi to relay the news that the chengguan is very busy to the Bison League for me, they will naturally start organizing activities without hesitation, and when the chengguan come out of the auditorium in a daze, the activities of the Bison League should have ended long ago.

However, because I was unhappy with the Bison League, the time of the notice was quite different from the actual time, probably an hour late, and when they closed the team, they would just be arrested, and then they were hit hard by the city management, and they were severely injured physically and mentally, and they were quiet for a month or two.........

Anyway, is it easy to do something everyday? It is necessary to come up with the means of plotting the conspiracy, but now, it is the harvest season, and we are waiting to see the good show.

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

Sitting in the café with a view of the entire large square, I ignored the men who had just rushed over to walk the birds outside, looked at the unlucky eggs who spewed out the coffee and drinks in their mouths one by one, and happily opened the daily newspaper on the table while enjoying the farce in front of me with the corner of my eyes.

"The Black Brotherhood is a staunch supporter of Anne. The second generation with Lord Levine as the core...... It seems that the principals of the current generation of the thieves' union are quite smart, so let's not move them for the time being. ”

"Poof!"

Well, I was too happy too soon, and Eliza on the other side squirted a sip of coffee on me and drenched me in the face.

"Eliza, you did it on purpose!!"

"Sorry!! It really wasn't meant to, master. The half-demon maid hurriedly took out a tissue to wipe it for me, but .......

"That's not right!! Eliza, how did you end up here? Didn't I ask you to speak for me? You ......"

"I did plan to give a speech for you at the time, but when the speech plan was approved by the Law Enforcement Agency, Sister Lilith said that since this is an internal training of the Law Enforcement Agency, it would be too much for the Supreme Judge to come forward in person, so it would be enough for the Director of the Law Enforcement Agency to be in charge."

"Oh!" Hearing this, I calmed down, as long as I could frame the chengguan and hand it over to the kid with snowhoof, but suddenly, I found that Eliza on the other side seemed to be a little hesitant.

"What's wrong? Still embarrassed? Hehe, no matter how sharp your teeth and sharp mouth are, you are still a woman, and you see a group of naked. The man was really scared? Don't worry, I know you didn't mean to, if you're embarrassed, you can go back first, see my daily harvest today! ”

I smirked, but Elise on the other side suddenly shook her head, her pretty face full of sympathy.

“…… My lord, please take a look at the reason why I lost my temper. ”

"Behind the scenes?"

Turning his head, it was a group of demons dancing wildly, the hook-nosed Storm Eagle and the Snowhoof boy holding hands, dancing and singing, dancing around the two paladins who were trembling together.

Being circled naked. The man dancing around, it's the paladin, and it's probably the first time in his life.

Even, there are already people who have begun to strip them, intending to get them to join the parade.......

"That...... Tim and Lucas? It's really pitiful, I actually encountered this group of changes. State...... I hope it doesn't leave any psychological shadows, the remaining knights are unlucky enough. ”

Of course, I remember that these two stupid paladins have not yet settled the old account of ruining my Ferris wheel, but since they are so unlucky today, and I am in a good mood, even if they are lucky, I will not look for a chance to retaliate, and the old account will be written off.

"Wait, no! How could that kid be here!!"

My questioning was met only with sympathetic glances, and Eliza coughed softly, mimicking a familiar voice.

"Lord Silver Rose, please don't mention the Sleepless Lady in the future, even if you imitate it. If it is known, it will affect the reputation of our judicial organs. By the way, please let me know that since I can't find the Director of the Law Enforcement Agency, Mr. Gang Wei, I will postpone the speech until 2:30 p.m. tomorrow, and if he is interested, please ask him to observe. ”

Eliza's pretentious tone was so vivid that she learned from Lilith, but I didn't enjoy the leisurely music show anymore......

"So the speech was postponed? The chengguan are all in a normal state of work, and they may appear at any time!! ”

"Bastard!! It's you who have changed again. State, Holy Light, no, law, give me liliang! Spell: Sentencing! ”

There was chaos behind it, and the sudden killing of the city managers shocked the Bison League and Snowhoof, and suddenly, they all thought that they had fallen into a trap.

"Bastard Roland, you pit brother again, I'll give you a strong fight!!"

The roaring old cow didn't know what was going on at all, and thought it was the lich who had cheated him, and he didn't know that he had made a mistake, but instead raised his head and roared, as if he had suffered some great grievance!

"Damn, it's not safe here."

I dropped two gold coins for newspaper bills and turned to leave, but at the door of the café, two female elves were smiling at me.

"Hey, the mastermind behind the scenes, sure enough, it's you again."

One of them is Diana, the captain of the Chengguan Brigade, and the other is the deputy captain Yawen, at this moment, the heavy dragon slaying knife is at her feet.

Her innate mental magic is completely immune to it, which is the fundamental reason why I chose to hand over this magic knife that will make users crazy to the city management, but at the moment, I am not happy that the magic knife has found a suitable owner so quickly, and I am full of chagrin that I have lifted a stone and smashed my foot again.

Looking back, sure enough, Eliza had disappeared without a trace, the half-demonic talent of the dimensional gate was really first-class, and the cold-blooded demon abandoned his comrades, which was called a decisive, and at this moment, around me, who was half a beat slower, had already been placed as a dimensional anchor, and it was impossible to use space magic to slip away.

So, I let out a long laugh and put my hands up......

…… Squat down with your head in your hands.

"Don't slap your face!! I'm going to go on a blind date and marry a wife! ”