Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Tiger's Ass Can't Be Touched

A water balloon wrapped Xu Zhen, a feeling of suffocation came, the water balloon continued to rotate three hundred and sixty degrees, bringing an unstoppable feeling of dizziness, the feeling of suffocation and vertigo drowned Xu Zhen, making him feel very uncomfortable, his body began to change, the feeling of the outside world began to weaken, the skin began to appear breathing function, absorbing oxygen in the water, and gradually the feeling of suffocation and dizziness began to weaken, and before Xu Zhen could fully adapt, Xu Zhen felt that he was thrown out.

Just landed at the door of the temple and smashed in front of Bai Xiaohu, Hu Xiaobai looked at Xu Zhen who suddenly appeared in front of him in surprise, "Weren't you still behind me just now?" Why did you suddenly run in front of me, and what are you doing sitting on the ground? Hu Xiaobai asked curiously.

Xu Zhen didn't say anything, got up and patted his ass with a straight face, without any expression. Looking at Xu Zhen's face, he felt that maybe he was in a bad mood now, Hu Xiaobai didn't ask, and he was puzzled why his mood suddenly deteriorated. Xu Zhen didn't actually deliberately keep a straight face, because the facial muscles that were thrown in the water balloon were stiff, and he couldn't move now, as for opening his mouth to answer Hu Xiaobai's question, let alone it, he didn't know if he would spit out directly with one mouth.

The expressionless Xu Zhen followed behind Hu Xiaobai, she planned to find a place for Xu Zhen to live, but Xu Zhen's strength didn't seem to be strong, so he couldn't live in the stone house in the back mountain, this is the hierarchy of the beast clan, even Hu Xiaobai can't violate it, of course, she didn't have the consciousness of disobedience, and took Xu Zhen through the deep and long tunnel when she came, and returned to the valley.

Suddenly Hu Xiaobai stopped, Xu Zhen didn't react, and hit her directly, her tail subconsciously twitched Xu Zhen who attacked her from behind, snap! A red mark appeared on Xu Zhen's face, just as Xu Zhen's senses had just recovered, and he really felt the power of this tail, and grabbed her tail, "Why are you beating me!" Xu Zhen said angrily: "Hey, it hurts!" Hu Xiaobai, who was caught by the tail, suddenly turned red.

"Can you let go of my tail?" whispered. "Hah! I didn't hear what you said. Xu Zhen pretended not to hear what she said, and kept playing with her tail in his hand, "Can you let go of my tail." Hu Xiaobai's voice was a little louder, Xu Zhen didn't react, and thought: I didn't expect Hu Xiaobai's tail to be a weakness, hahaha, let me find out your weakness and see how I deal with you in the future.

"Let it go." This time, Hu Xiaobai's voice clearly reached Xu Zhen's ears, and Hu Xiaobai said shyly with a hint of anger. A green snake hiding in the branches and leaves poked its head out, saw that Hu Xiaobai was caught by someone else's tail, his face turned red, and he quickly left the valley, "My mother! There are people who don't know whether they are alive or dead and touching the tiger's buttocks. ”

The green snake passed by a flower-skinned cat and said, "Little flower, run away and disappear." The flower skin cat was stunned for a moment, then caught up with the green snake and asked, "Ah Pi, what are you running!" "Sister Xiaobai was touched on the buttocks, oh no, it was the tail touched, it's about to explode, run quickly." Hearing this, the flower skin cat sped up and disappeared in an instant. "Wait for me! You ungrateful fellow. ”

When the cat passed a small river, he saw an elephant bathing in the river, rushed over, crackled and said a big meal, and the elephant immediately climbed out of the river in a panic and ran into the forest, causing a burst of chickens and dogs. Then the animals followed the road where the elephant had crashed and fled in all directions.

The beasts, who fled to a lake, relieved themselves and began to talk. "You don't think we're going to be deceived! It's been a long time, why hasn't there been any movement! "Yes! Didn't she just touch Sister Xiaobai's tail last time, and she ran away? "Or, tongue-in-cheek, you go and see, you'll fly anyway." "Unicorn, are you jealous of my beautiful feathers, and even let me send them to death, I will peck you to death." A parrot stands on the back of a rhinoceros and pecks at it.

When the beasts were talking, a sky-high white light rose in the direction of the valley, and the clouds in the air felt that they were divided into two halves by the white light, and then there was a vibration sound, and the parrot flew into the air, and saw that the trees on the other side of the valley were constantly falling, and the vibration sound was the sound of the trees falling.

Xu Zhen fled in embarrassment, the white-gold light flashed behind him, and half of the crescent moon flying blades were already dyed golden, no matter how thick the trees were, they were all split in two under the crescent flying blades. A crescent moon flying blade shot at Xu Zhen, turned around to avoid it, and was grazed by the flying blade on the arm, and immediately the arm fell off, cutting too fast and not feeling, and waited until Xu Zhen ran out for dozens of meters before he found that his hand had fallen, braved the storm, went back and picked up the direct arm, and connected it to the body, and a lot of flesh stranded out of the break, and in less than ten seconds, the arm was intact.

Now he really thinks that if he doesn't die, he won't die, and he should let go when Hu Xiaobai was angry just now. After feeling her angry, Xu Zhen still wanted to tempt her with barbecue, but he was almost dismembered on the spot, if he hadn't had an idea, he threw the barbecue out, and attracted Hu Xiaobai's attention, it is estimated that he has been torn apart now.

shouted to the back: "Xiaobai, I know it's wrong, let me go!" I won't dare next time, as long as you let me go this time, I will roast you with different flavors of meat every day in the future, and ensure that you eat until you don't want to eat again, whatever you say you want to eat, I will get it for you, even if it is dragon meat, I will also give you a head dragon and roast it for you. ”

Hu Xiaobai's whole body is now shrouded in golden light, and when she heard Xu Zhen's suggestion, she was really moved, but there was a strange feeling lingering at the tip of her heart, which made her feel annoyed and angry, and closed her mouth tightly, she was afraid that she would agree to Xu Zhen's request as soon as she opened her mouth.

Seeing that the offensive behind seemed to be reduced, Xu Zhen felt that this seemed to be very useful, and he opened his mouth to promise a lot of delicious food, what dragon liver and phoenix marrow, what golden-winged Dapeng's roasted wings, what red stewed Xuanwu, steamed green dragon, barbecue vermilion bird...... He also said that he would take her to eat the Manchu and Han full banquets, Buddha jumping over the wall, Dongpo meat, flying dragon soup, mapo tofu......

Listening to the large list of delicious dishes that Xu Zhen came with as soon as he opened his mouth, Hu Xiaobai's saliva couldn't be contained, and in order to hide her embarrassment, she increased her power output. Xu Zhen felt that his saliva was about to dry, and suddenly the offensive behind him became more violent, and Xu Zhen complained bitterly.

"This kid really talks about everything! He also wants to eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow. ”

"There is also the roasted wings of the golden-winged Dapeng, he also said that the Dapeng can fan him to death with one wing."

"He even dared to hit the attention of the holy beast, and he still wanted to braise Xuanwu, oh, I didn't say it, it's a sin! Sin. ”

"Don't you think these all sound delicious?" An elephant-sized toad said, and the beasts looked at it, and the audience was silent, and roared in their hearts: "Delicious your sister!" If you think it's delicious, you can know it in your heart, don't say it!

"Have you noticed something is wrong? How I feel the vibrations approaching us! ”

"Seems to be!"

"It's like something, run away!"

The beasts and birds scattered, and in a blink of an eye there was not a single animal left on the edge of the lake.