Looking at the police officer in front of him who pointed the law enforcement recorder at him, Xia You thought in his mind how to survive this crisis.

Honestly, I went out to hang out from school? This battle feels like it's going to be fought.

So he said that he was kidnapped by his sister and escaped now?

It doesn't seem to be a good thing to use my sister to block the gun like this, although last night, my sister did want to come and kidnap her.

"Mr. Xia You, you don't have to be nervous, we are the police, and the person next to me is still a member of the Men's Rights Association, we will definitely protect your rights and interests, and we will not leak this matter, for today's visit, the reason we used is the investigation of theft."

The two policemen thought that Xia You was too nervous, and they comforted Xia You.

When he had to speak, Xia You found a solution, and he took out the little bird in his pocket.

"Quick, let them all forget about it."

Colorful light appeared in the eyes of the little bird, and the light split into a dozen rays, shining on the surrounding parents, teachers and policemen, and the other part rushed out of the house.

The policeman was stunned for three seconds, and continued to say to Xia You as if nothing happened: "Do you have any clues about yesterday's theft?" No matter what the slightest thing is, as long as it is not normal, it can be an important clue. ”

Five minutes later, seeing off the police, Xia You breathed a sigh of relief.

On the other hand, the teacher continued to visit his home, citing that Xia You did not go to class today.

It's hard to get rid of the police, but is there still trouble with the teacher!

Xia You took out the little bird again: "I want to become a student who has graduated!" ”

The little bird was embarrassed and said, "I have fulfilled three wishes, and I am going to sleep now." ”

Xia You pinched his neck with two fingers: "You say it again?" ”

A colored light lit up again, this time in hundreds of ways, and scattered in all directions.

The teacher was stunned for three seconds, and said to Xia You's parents, "I came here to talk about Xia You." ”

Xia You brought the little bird up in front of him and asked, "Didn't you ask you to turn me into a student who had already graduated?" ”

"It's changed!" The little bird whispered.

"Then why did the teacher come to me?"

"Look at it again."

Xia You looked at the teacher again, the teacher was a middle-aged man, and his face was a little flushed.

"I'll just say it bluntly, don't I have a daughter who just graduated from college, she came to me this time, and she happened to meet Xia You, and she immediately fell in love with his honest and stable appearance, so she wanted me to come over and talk about it."

“？？？”

Xia You looked shocked.

"It's not that it's going to be anything, the two children will have a relationship first, my daughter is an elm head, she hasn't been in a relationship with others, and she has no experience, so I'll come over to say hello first."

After talking to Xia You's parents for a while, the teacher greeted Xia You for a while before saying goodbye and leaving.

Xia You's parents looked at Xia You, and they took out a photo: "Look, this is your teacher's daughter, she looks okay, why don't we try it?" ”

Opening his mouth, Xia You didn't know how to answer.

"I want to focus on my work first." He said.

"What kind of work, it's a top priority for a boy to get married!" Father Xia looked at Xia You with disgust.

Xia Mu was much more cheerful: "It's not the previous feudal society now, you want to work first, I have no opinion, but you found me a job!" That way, if you can't find a job in a month, go out for tea with your teacher's daughter! ”

After agreeing, Xia You returned to his room, he never expected that he would also be raptured and forced to marry this day.

Delay it for a month, and after a month, you may have left.

Letting go of the matter, Xia You picked up the phone.

Now it's time to deal with the phone bombardment.

When he opened his phone, Xia You found dozens of missed calls and hundreds of text messages, and on QQ, he also received hundreds of friend applications.

Ignoring these garbage messages, Xia You took out the light ball, took out the data cable, and connected the light ball to the mobile phone.

……

……

In an office building in Bozhou, a woman is giving a speech to her employees:

“…… Remember, you're not a liar, you're not a pimp, you're a masculinist, you're not doing something that deceives, it's something that seeks liberation for the majority of men, and you can only hypnotize those stupid men on the Internet if you hypnotize yourself first......"

After the speech, the woman returned to her office, and her secretary immediately handed her a glass of water.

"How's that man's business before?" The woman asked.

"I've hung up his phone and QQ, this number and QQ, he doesn't want to use it anymore!"

"You did a good job, it's rare for the old lady to do it herself, and she actually made a mistake, this guy is really damned."

The woman is the leader of the patriarchal group, and the group information shows that she is a man, but in fact, she is a woman, and if she wants to lead those stupid men to lick foreign women, she has to use the identity of a man to be convincing.

Sitting in her place, the woman swiped the small video for a while, watched the live broadcast for a while, and saw that it was almost evening, picked up her mobile phone, logged in to QQ, and sent a message to her husband.

Her husband is also a capable person, and the banner of male power selling people was conceived by her husband.

{My little darling, how are you feeling today?} }

It took about ten minutes before a message came from the other side:

{What are you doing, I'm playing games!} }

The woman was not annoyed, she put down her phone, waited for ten minutes, pondered that the game was almost over, and sent a message:

{Husband, I bought you a 100-year-old jade keyboard, don't you like the green one the most?} This green thief is good-looking! For this limited keyboard, your wife and I have been queuing for a long time, and the sun has dried my hair}

Clicking send, the woman thought she would get praise from her husband, and when she asked if she could unlock a new pose tonight, the reply prompt sounded.

She looked at her phone.

{To whom?} }

“？？？”

The woman looked at the message above and found that a large line of messages she had sent had become a small one.

{Husband, I bought you paraquat}

What the hell, why did my message change all of a sudden? No, it's not that it's changed, it's that there are a lot of words missing in the middle.

I just accidentally deleted it?

The woman typed again, pressed reply, and rubbed her eyes as she looked at the message that had been sent.

{I bought a hundred-year-old jade keyboard for you, just missing words}, became: {For you}

Hell, what about the long paragraph of explanation I typed?

After connecting the context again, the woman tensed.

She was just about to explain when her phone rang again, this time directly from a phone call.

"Okay, you're inflated, don't you, you think you're a cow, right? Let me tell you, without me, do you think your company would have started? Now you ......"

"Die, Hachiko."

The woman looked at her mobile phone in shock, he didn't say anything just now, it was the mobile phone that automatically sounded!

Without waiting for the woman to explain, his mobile phone started scolding her husband.

Knowing that she couldn't explain now, the woman hurriedly hung up the phone and turned it off.

As a result, the mobile phone was automatically turned on again, and the husband's phone was automatically dialed, and a new round of abuse began.

It's poisonous!

It wasn't until her husband put the number on the blacklist that the phone finally quieted down, and when the woman breathed a sigh of relief, the phone automatically dialed an account number, which was the number of a man she flickered with yesterday.

After the phone was connected, the mobile phone scolded: "You fool, I sold you and gave me money, fart male power, you still want power with your IQ?" ”

No matter how the woman operates, the phone just doesn't stop.

She slammed her phone to the ground, and the screen tore apart, but the sound remained.

The phone dialed the next one:

"Lazy dog, you have already seen clearly that I am selling you, you just want to try foreign women, you just don't want to work, and you have male power, and male power is a cancer by you gang! ……”

……

The woman leaned back in her seat, her face as dead as ashes.