The first 08 cute, the nerdy girl Duan Yu joined

(This is the second update of today's guarantee, hehe, brothers, I'll go to sleep first, get up tomorrow morning zaijian, meet the conditions of adding more in the testimonial, I will immediately add more according to the conditions, and never break my word.) )――

Li Yan grinned and said, "There will always be someone to join, Senior Sister Zhang Wuji, are you from the Wudang Sect?" ”

The sick girl shook her head weakly: "No, how can a patient like me be from Wudang?" I'm the bear kid that no one wants. ”

Li Yan secretly wondered in his heart: "Your father is not Zhang Wuxia Zhang Cuishan of the Wudang faction?" ”

The sick girl smiled: "Classmate Li Yan really loves to joke, Zhang Cuishan, the five heroes of the Wudang faction, is obviously a young woman who has not yet left the cabinet, how can he be my father?" It's too young to be my mother, my mother is a golden ......" At this point, she quickly stopped talking and did not continue.

Li Yan thought to himself: It seems that Zhang Wuji of this plane is not the child of Zhang Cuishan of Wudang, maybe just like Guo Jing and Yang Kang's life experience has changed, Zhang Wuji has also changed, does her sentence "My mother is a golden ......" mean that her mother is the golden lion king Xie Xun? It's possible.

Li Yan had countless thoughts in his heart, but he said, "Senior sister doesn't have a sect anyway, how about joining me here?" ”

The sick girl smiled: "I have cold poison, not only can I not practice martial arts, but I may fall to the ground at any time and die, what is the use of you recruiting me into the sect?" Not only can it not help you revitalize the sect, but it will drag you back, maybe one day I will suddenly die from a cold poison attack, and you will have to waste a funeral fee. ”

Li Yan Zhengse said: "I believe that Senior Sister's cold poison will definitely be lifted, and you will definitely be the general of my sect at that time, anyway, you have no other sect in this state." Just come to me. ”

The sick girl tilted her head and thought about it. Said softly: "It's okay." Anyway, I'm also a bear child that no one wants, so let's support Li Yan's sect. ”

Li Yan was overjoyed: Haha, I have found a treasure. Sure enough, there was some gold that only I could pick up, and no one else knew it was.

Li Yan's spoof sect "Flying Snow Shoots White Deer in the Sky, and the Laughing Book Hero Leans on the Blue Duck" recruited disciples, and soon spread all over Heimu Cliff. The opening ceremony was already lively, and not only the students of Black Wood Cliff were there. There are also many parents of students, as well as people who come to see the excitement, decent and evil factions, and all kinds of characters crowd the campus, and a small piece of news can immediately spread throughout the entire campus, and even spread throughout the martial arts.

After a while, Li Yan's stall was full of people, all of whom came to watch.

Li Yan saw Lu Qingdu at a glance, and he stood still in front of Li Yan's stall. sneered: "The sect built by waste is really laughing to death...... Your sect can also recruit disciples. I eat half a pound of toilet paper. ”

Li Yan smiled: "Oh, I'm really sorry for the toilet paper, it will go into your stomach, and if it is stained by the soup and water in your stomach, the toilet paper will become dirty." This sect has just recruited a new disciple, and Senior Sister Zhang Wuji of the high school has already agreed to join this sect. ”

"What?" Lu Qingdu was shocked.

There were really people in the crowd who recognized Zhang Wuji, and someone whispered in the back: "The woman who looks gentle behind Li Yan is Zhang Wuji, she doesn't know kung fu, she can only heal...... And he has cold poison, and he has to do it every few days, and he can die at any time, which is a well-known waste in high school. ”

Lu Qingdu sweated profusely, and hurriedly said: "I still have important things, go first." ”

"Wait." Li Yan snorted: "Eat half a catty of toilet paper before leaving." ”

Lu Qingdu said with a cold face: "This doesn't count, Zhang Wuji is a famous waste, he can't be counted as a person, and it doesn't count if she joins your sect." ”

Li Yan spread his hands, and suddenly said behind Lu Qingdu: "Senior Sister Qiu Chuji, you come to evaluate the theory, is Senior Sister Zhang Wuji a person?" ”

Lu Qingdu was startled, but immediately thought, "Senior Sister Qiu Chuji is recruiting new students in front of the small stall of the Quanzhen Sword Sect, how can she come here." So he snorted coldly without looking back: "Don't use the name of Senior Sister Qiu Chuji to bluff me, I'm afraid of hair." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the back of his neck was grabbed, and when he looked back, the person who carried him was a Taoist robe, and the heroic Qiu was very powerful. I only heard Qiu Chuji say coldly: "I heard that the two sisters Guo Jing and Yang Kang, who are deeply affectionate, are also in this small sect, so I specially came to congratulate the opening of the new sect, but I saw you making a lot of nonsense here." ”

Lu Qingdu was really scared that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. Although Qiu Chuji is young, her status in the Quanzhen Sect is very high, she is a disciple of Wang Chongyang, the head of the Quanzhen Sect, one of the seven sons of Quanzhen, and the master Zhao Zhijing that Lu Qingdu worships in the Quanzhen Sect is the apprentice of Wang Chuyi in the Quanzhen Sect, that is to say...... He is counted as two generations lower than the kshu.

Lu Qingdu was so frightened that he trembled, and hurriedly said, "Uncle Shizu......"

"Humph!" Qiu Chuji snorted coldly: "Hurry up and give Senior Sister Zhang Wuji daoqian, and then eat half a catty of toilet paper." We, the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, the words that come out are like water spilled out, and it is impossible to take them back. ”

Lu Qingdu didn't dare to resist in the slightest, and came over to Zhang Wuji with a bitter face and said, "Senior sister, I was wrong, don't take what I said just now." ”

The sick girl Zhang Wuji is nothing, she is gentle, and she doesn't care if she is scolded for being a waste, and she actually smiles at him back. Li Yan next to him laughed twice, although he didn't say anything, Lu Qingdu felt that his face was like a fire, and he couldn't pull his face down.

Under the supervision of Qiu Chuji, he found half a catty of toilet paper, ate it in front of everyone, and ate it in pain, and there were laughter from time to time around, of course, they were all laughing at Lu Qingdu's embarrassed appearance of eating toilet paper, but Li Yan didn't pity him at all, this guy should suffer such a loss, so that he would know how to behave.

Qiu Chuji came over and said a few happy words to Guo Jing and Yang Kang, telling them to practice hard in the new sect and be good people, and then said a few happy words to Li Yan, such as "Gang Master Li is all right, Wishing you prosperity" and so on, and then walked away.

With her coming to make such a disturbance, the onlookers looked at Li Yan's broken sect differently, and thought in their hearts: It turns out ...... What is this small sect of "flying snow shooting white deer in the sky, and the smiling book god leaning on the blue duck". I have a little friendship with the Quanzhen Sword Sect. If someone deals with them. Maybe the True Sword Sect will come to the rescue.

But thinking about it this way, there is still no one who wants to join this sect, and people don't know to join the Quanzhen sect directly? Why come to this broken sect to suffer.

The onlookers reported their lively mood and continued to gather next to Li Yan's stall, all of them were happy and angry.

At this time, a group of well-dressed people crowded into the crowd, which was the Duan family of Dali Guo. Walking in the front is naturally the only daughter of the prince of Dali Guoduan, the nerdy girl Duan Yu, followed by a large group of generals. She held a paper fan in her hand, fanned it gently, and asked the person next to her, "There are so many people watching here, but I don't know what is going on?" ”

Someone with good deeds immediately introduced to her: "Here are a few third-grade students who have built a new sect, called 'Flying Snow Shoots White Deer in the Sky, Laughing Book Hero Leans on Bi Yuan', the name of the sect is stinky and long, and the people in the sect are all weirdos." The leader of the gang is a doctor who doesn't know martial arts, and there is a piano girl who can't do martial arts. There are also gambling sticks who don't know martial arts, and Khitan dogs that no one wants...... Tsk, the future of this sect is worrying, everyone is here to see the jokes. ”

After hearing this, the nerd girl turned straight and said seriously: "Well, good poetry!" Flying snow shoots white deer in the sky, and the smiling book god leans on the blue duck, good poetry, this school is interesting. ”

She shook the paper fan in her hand gently, walked in front of Li Yan, and asked with a smile, "Is this the helper?" ”

Li Yan smiled: "Exactly, I am the helper." ”

The nerd girl said: "I heard that your gang has accepted a lot of people who don't know martial arts, like me, who don't like to learn martial arts, only like to read, read Buddhist scriptures, I don't know if your gang will accept it?" ”

Li Yan was overjoyed, and thought to himself: Isn't this nonsense? You are one of the male protagonists of Tianlong Babu, who do I not accept from you? The word 'sky' in my gang's name that Feixue shoots the white deer in the sky is the Tianlong Babu. ”

Li Yan immediately put on a serious expression and said, "The purpose of this sect is to have love!" As for whether it will be martial arts or not, it doesn't matter at all. ”

The nerd girl was overjoyed and said: "Nacheng, when it comes to love, I'm the best at it, I want to join your gang, declare first, I don't know martial arts, I only have love." ”

As soon as the nerdy girl said a word, a scream sounded behind her, and it turned out to be her generals screaming: "County Lord, you can't give up on yourself like this." ”

"County Lord, please learn martial arts well."

"County Lord, joining this gang will be bad."

"County Lord, let's join the Quanzhen Sect or the Wudang Sect, why bother to come to this small sect."

The nerdy girl's face was straight, and she snorted: "You go back and tell Daddy that I have joined this gang." ”

The generals cried and screamed.

The onlookers also gasped, thinking: What kind of fame is Dali Duan's going to do? I didn't expect the Duan family to have such a disdainful child.

Some freshmen have been stammering with nerdy girls, but seeing that she actually joined that kind of sect and threatened not to learn martial arts, these deliberately stammering people also retreated, and they all ran away.

The nerdy girl was also happy to be quiet, she walked to Li Yan's back and sat down, and it was Qiao Feng, a ponytail girl, who was sitting next to her, she looked at Qiao Feng a few times, she didn't know weishenme, she felt very close at a glance, and there was a feeling of wanting to make friends with a ponytail girl burst out from the bottom of her heart, and said: "This sister, I think you are super pleasing to the eye, how about we worship a sister?" ”

The ponytail girl was taken aback, she was a Khitan, she had low self-esteem, how could she worship someone casually, and hurriedly said: "This is not very convenient, I am a Khitan, and the whole school knows about it." ”

The nerd girl said: "What does the Khitan have to do with it, I'm still from Dali, we are not from the Great Song Dynasty, and we just swore goodbye." You see that I am a Dali person falling into a bunch of Han people, how lonely I am, you and I are not Han, get close and close. ”

The ponytail girl smiled bitterly: "I'm not used to swearing with people I don't know well. ”

The nerdy girl smiled: "It's okay, I'm used to it." ”

Ponytail girl: "......"

The nerdy girl dragged her and pulled her into the grove behind: "Let's go, let's go and say goodbye." ”

"Don't!"

"Let's go, goodbye."

"No, help."

Li Yan turned his head and looked at these two living treasures, sweating profusely in his heart, what kind of demon moth is this?

In the next half a day, no one came to join Li Yan's sect, the time came in a hurry, the parents of the students began to leave the school, before dark, all the people outside the school must leave, otherwise they will be expelled by force by the Dongfang girl, that is not a joke. Parents held their children's hands and told them to practice martial arts well, and then reluctantly walked out of the school gate.

After Duan Yu's generals cried bitterly, they went back to Dali to resume their lives, and the heroes of the Mountain Sect also said goodbye to Yuan Chengzhi.

Li Yan also put away the stall that recruited disciples, others thought that he had no gain from this broken sect, only he knew that he accepted Zhang Wuji and Duan Yu, which was more effective than other sects recruiting tens of thousands of disciples. You just need to wait for them to achieve a certain destiny, and they can soar into the sky. (To be continued......)