My name is Xia Ke, born in 95, I am twenty years old this year, and I am ...... Twenty-two.

In my past twenty years, I have always believed that the gap between a female cock and a goddess is like a moat, and it is simply impossible to cross.

But...... One day, before my twentieth birthday, I crossed over.

Yes, you heard it right, it's such a corny and unbelievable thing that happened to me.

I am sure that no one in my family can do such a ridiculous thing, after all, my grandparents were farmers, and my grandparents were farmers.

After the crossing, I went from a female cock to a goddess.

My personal experience tells you that if you want to quickly rise from a female cock to a goddess, then you need to pick an auspicious day of the zodiac and go to the bar and get smashed by a beer bottle.

Please don't complain about my old-fashioned way of crossing where I can't see, because getting smashed by a beer bottle is also a very courageous thing.

And I am precisely the one who has exploded.

The first person I saw when I woke up was a school doctor.

My school doctor is Sister Yu, which is in line with the title of today's best-selling novels on the Internet, but unfortunately, with my aesthetics and writing, I can probably only write about the school doctor, not the Royal Sister.

The school doctor of the royal sister is called Duan Zhen, and this is the funniest name I have ever heard besides myself and my best friend.

Duan Zhen...... A doctor, named Duan Zhen, broke the needle! Hahaha, are you sure that a patient would dare to let you get a needle? Hahaha!

When I saw my sister as a school doctor, I didn't realize I had crossed by myself.

Then the person I met next made me completely recognize the facts.

The cute girl best friend I grew up with has become a strong man with a height of one meter and nine full of muscles, and what is even more terrifying is that this man is called Luo Li...... Lori ......

Heaven probably saw that my previous twenty years were too dull, and with a wave of his old man's hand, I traveled to this magical world.

When I was in the hospital, I was assassinated by two people, and then I was rescued by a handsome man named Ye Ziteng.

After a period of sleepiness, I was taken to a villa, where my life began to go into the extraordinary.

The male god Liang Zhousheng in my dream, Ye Ziteng, the vice president of facial paralysis, Uncle Beach Flower Pants, and a group of exorcists who always look at me like a guinea pig!

Expel! Yuan! He who!

The first time I heard these three words, countless words flew through my mind.

For example: demon hunters, heavenly masters, Taoist priests, exorcists, Xiangxi corpse chasers......

Sorry, it's a bit of a stretch, let's talk back to the Elemental Driver.

It is a magical profession and it is said that their duty is to protect the world. I just wanted to say hello twice, but because there were all the people around me, I couldn't help it.

But holding back doesn't mean I won't complain about them.

Are you Spider-Man or Iron Man or Ultraman? Also save the world? The two-dimensional poisoning is too deep, and the age is still second!

Just after I complained about them thousands of times, I finally fell asleep under the threat of Ye Ziteng.

I won't describe the content of the dream, and after I woke up, I was almost disposed of by Ye Ziteng. It's a bit of a tactful thing to get rid of these three words, but in fact, he just wants to kill me. After all, I know their secrets, but I'm still an ordinary person.

At the critical moment, I thought that if I had a hammer, I would kill him before I died, and then a hammer appeared in my hand.

From the moment the hammer appeared in my hand, I knew that I might have been trapped by them in my life.

For my Yuan Li, Ye Ziteng was even more excited than me, he babbled a lot, and I only grasped one key point, that is, I will be stronger than him in the future.

I knew at the time how much difference I had with Ye Ziteng, so instead of rushing to take revenge on him, I decided to hold back. The ancients said well, if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan!

As soon as I endured it, things came.

In the future, as long as it is the day of the 24 solar terms, I will add a new one. The content of the extras varies, and the stories of their experiences may be told from the perspectives of different characters. The existence of the extra is to make every supporting role more plump. I hope you don't dislike it!

In addition, the book "There is Always a Strange Thing Wants to Kill Me" already has 200,000 words, and those who have read "Nine Heavens Xuanyuelu" only know that Thirteen is a person who walks according to the rules.

For example, if the website says 30,000 words to sign a contract, I will sign a contract with 30,000 words, and if 100,000 words are on the shelves, I will apply for it on time.

"Nine Days" is to follow this rule step by step, but this time, I didn't.

The book "There Are Always Strange People Who Want to Kill Me" was about 150,000 words when I signed the contract, and if it is on the shelves, I am probably ready to apply for it when it is 300,000 words......

Because it's a funny book, I thought that as long as everyone likes to read it, my personal interests can be put aside for now. Of course, I'm not a person who treats money like dung, on the contrary, I love it.

Although I said that I applied for the shelves when I was ready for 300,000 words, but 300,000 words, it is estimated that it will take a month, so you can read it with confidence, and everyone is welcome to complain, thank you!

Finally, Thirteen promises that we will never abandon the pit! Never abandon the pit! Never abandon the pit!