When the hundred-clawed centipede heard this, its voice trembled: "No, where can I find this guts, sir!" I'm really not...... You want to arrest, catch this tipper, she came to me and said that I should cooperate with her and have one more chance to make meritorious contributions! ”

Yo, it's time to start ripping off.

"I really saw it, Li Qianshu was obviously around here just now, you believe me......" Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law was even more wronged than Dou E, listening to the voice, she couldn't wait to roll on the ground, and said in a loud voice: "I would rather kill my relatives in righteousness, I just want to make some merit to the top, and wash the Zihe car for a few years, who am I recruiting to provoke whom...... It's you! ”

Saying that, Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law seemed to be scratching with her seventh uncle and grandmother again, but her voice should have been pulled down by the other people, and she shouted violently: "Presumptuous, in front of the chief, you dare to be so rude, you lost your posture in front of the chief, and I didn't arrest you in vain!" ”

Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law is crying, it is ugly, it is almost the same as the "pig-like sound" on the Internet, those who hear it are sad, and those who see it cry, it sounds strange and pitiful.

But Lao Tzu doesn't pity her - it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu if you die, now in order to work less, I want to pull Lao Tzu off the horse and let you be my sister-in-law, so it's better to let Pan Jinlian be my sister-in-law.

That's just that, I'm a little sorry for Li Guoqing.

"Why don't you speak?" The chief may have looked at the seventh uncle and grandmother calmly, with a righteous and awe-inspiring look, but it was a little novel: "You're not afraid?" ”

"Sir, I'm a woman, and I've never seen this battle, do you think you can't be afraid?" The seventh uncle and grandmother didn't kick their feet at this time, but said in a very virtuous tone: "But instead of spilling and rolling around, making farce full of loopholes to prove my innocence, it is better to believe in the chief's arrangement, the chief's reputation is here, I believe that the chief will not wronged a good person, nor will he let go of a bad person!" ”

Your mother, if I wasn't the person concerned, I would have to think that the seventh uncle and grandmother were innocent and sensible on the spot.

Sure enough, the chief also said "um", as if he appreciated the seventh uncle and grandmother very much.

"You, you still dare to say such a thing...... Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law was almost angry, and immediately said loudly: "Sir, open your eyes, you check, he is the culprit who let Li Qianshu go!" ”

"What kind of are you, open your eyes? Do you mean to say that the chief is blind, incompetent, and can't tell the difference between right and wrong? The seventh uncle and grandmother have always been very good at grasping speech diseases when they quarrel: "Wow, Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law, you are impatient, you want to go to the moat and go to ashes, right?" ”

"You ......" Although Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law splashed, in front of the seventh uncle and grandmother, this was a high-level judgment, and she was obviously defeated: "The chief will find you sooner or later!" I'll see you're still in good spirits when the time comes! ”

"Just check, check it, anyway, the old lady is innocent, and she is not afraid of anything." The seventh uncle and grandmother took the opportunity to slip around and pat the horse: "The chief is aware of everything, and I am not afraid if I check it!" ”

Hey, it's not me talking about Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law, no man's man dares to rob it, what is it called lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot!

Sure enough, the leader couldn't listen anymore: "Tie up this shrew and the one who lied about the military situation, and try it well!" There is also this woman, who will be brought back to testify and assist in the investigation. ”

You see, "good trial" and "testifying" are treated like old noses.

The hundred-clawed centipede and Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law should have been paralyzed with fright, and my hanging heart had just been put down.

Hurry up, I can't stand the smell of the afterbirth, my temples are pounding suddenly!

"You guys will look for me separately, if you don't find Li Qianshu today, you will all bathe in the moat for me!"

"Yes!"

The footsteps sounded again, and I guessed that I was leaving, I held my breath, and waited for the fox eye to help me take off the afterbirth, but at this time, a cold voice sounded: "Why are you here, you don't have to hook your soul today?" ”

I felt it, and the fox's eyes seemed to tremble, but I immediately said: "Hook, I will still hook, it's just that there is such a big thing today, I'll see if there's anything I can help ......"

"Nonsense, you don't need you here, it's a sin to delay the hooking soul, hurry up and give it to me!"

"Hey, hey." The fox eye answered, and although he was a little hesitant in his steps, he was afraid that I would be discovered, so he had to pick up his feet and walk.

"Speaking of which, didn't Big Brother Black also come out to find someone today? You usually follow Big Brother Black, have you seen him? ”

"I saw it just now, I should be busy looking for that Li Qianshu...... "The fox couldn't do anything, so in order to distract the other party, he had to stand up and walk out: "What's that, I'm going to hook the soul......"

"Wait a minute, what's that thing behind you?" The voice was wary.

I mentioned in my heart, your mother, it shouldn't be that you found me, right?

I am wearing a afterbirth, and the people and smells are blocked, but they cannot be truly invisible, and they will still be seen.

"Maybe it's the garbage washed out of the Zihe car...... fox said calmly: "Now the matter of chasing Li Qianshu is so anxious, who can take care of this kind of, let's go ahead and take a look, if we really catch Li Qianshu, then we will make a great contribution!" ”

"No, what time is it, you have to open anything suspicious," but the voice didn't let go: "You get out of the way." ”

"That's, that's rubbish!" The fox eyes were nervous, and the voice was about to cry: "You, why don't you believe me......"

Your mother, if I am discovered, not only will the fox eyes be affected by me, but also the seventh uncle and grandmother, but let the hundred-clawed centipede and Li Guoqing's daughter-in-law succeed.

"Get out of the way!" The voice seemed to be angry, it sounded like it should be the fox's eyes pulled away, and one hand touched my head through the afterbirth, although it was a moan, but it was still pulled down against the afterbirth.

I have already held the Lu Ban ruler in my arms, anyway, I have already turned a small official last time, one more is not more, and one less is not less.

But before I could think of it, at this time, it was like rain on my head, and a lot of things fell down on my head with a "crackle", and they fell on my head piece by piece.

I felt that those things were soft and sticky, like pieces of tofu, and the sound of juice splashing on the ground was also there, and the fishy smell became worse in an instant.

Fuck, I reacted at that time, the sky is up and down, this is the fucking Zihe car rain?

Sure enough, the person who wanted to peel off the afterbirth for me couldn't help but scream: "What's going on, who threw these Zihe cars?" Ate bear heart leopard gall? ”

Taking advantage of this, I felt that someone had pushed me, as if to hint at something, and I immediately understood, and then, with one hand, grabbed me, and ran for my life.

"Hey, what was it just over?" Those purple river cars are probably unwashed, and the smell makes the person who wants to see what I am dizzy, and he may not be able to see anything clearly: "Is there something past?" ”

The vixen's voice rang out in the spot: "What? Nothing, huh? You're dazzled, aren't you? Don't say it, this thing of Zihe Che is really spicy, and I can't see anything clearly with the tears on my face......"

Obviously, the fox eye stayed where it was, stabilizing the man,, who was pulling me away?

"Come on, take a look at the Gen position, there must be something!"

"Yes!"

But then, there was the sound of someone sliding, and this sliding was crushing something, and there was a "poof" sound everywhere.

"Be careful!" The shouting person was distressed: "These are all Zihe cars, no one is allowed to break them!" Check it up, you can't eat and walk around! ”

Every Zihe car is a human life that is about to be reincarnated.

I didn't care about anything else at this time, so I had to keep my head shut and continue running, and I don't know how long it took me to run, before the man stopped, unwrapped the afterbirth on my head, and then, turned around and probably vomited: "Vomit......"

I raised my hand to put the mucus on my face to Hu Lu, and when I glanced at this person, I was immediately stunned: "You...... How are you ......?"

"What's wrong with me?" The man vomited twice, looked back at me, vomited again, and then threw me a handkerchief with one hand: "My grandfather burned it for me, you wipe it first, it smells so bad, tell you, this is Hermes, it's cheap." ”

I don't quite understand who loves horse shit and donkey shit, but it looks like it should be worth a lot, and it's a bit of a waste to wipe my face, but I can't help it now, I smell this fishy smell on my body and I want to fucking vomit.

This person is Guo Yang.

I made do with it, but the power of the afterbirth was too great, and I was still smelly, Guo Yang was also desperate, and reluctantly looked at the handkerchief I wanted to return to him, and gritted his teeth and threw it away.

"No, I said that washing might still be able to ......"

"Fart, you are a leader, you are stingy like this," Guo Yang's eyes were horizontal: "Why don't you wash Lao Tzu off the moat." ”

As soon as I thought of those white plastic bags, my heart was numb, and I immediately changed my words: "It's nothing, the old doesn't go, the new doesn't come......"

"Stupid." Guo Yang rolled his eyes again.

Seeing that he was still almost as close as when he was alive, I didn't know what crazy I was smoking, so I suddenly hugged him, and my eyes were hot and I almost didn't cry: "Guo Yang, you died so miserably...... Don't worry, I've avenged you......"

"......" Guo Yang used to be the same as Lu Hengchuan, he was a noble man, he never sweared, and when he saw me stinky and pounced, he was so frightened that he stretched out his hand and pushed me: "You give me a roll, you stink to death......"

"Guo Yang, I can't bear you to die......" I hugged him and didn't let go: "If there is another chance, I will definitely strike first and not let you have an accident for me...... By the way, have you suffered any grievances underground? I know a lot of people, and I'll give you some good treatment when the time comes! ”

Speaking of which, after Guo Yang died, Guo's butt took him to the burier, and I was as busy as a dog, and I didn't have time to give him incense and burn some paper. ”

"What's the funeral?" Although Guo Yang is about the same size as me, he is far less powerful than me, and he has no strength to struggle when he is hugged by me, and his voice is frightened and desperate: "If you have something to say, I'm not dead yet!" Don't worry, if I die, I will definitely call you to carry a banner and smash the fire pot! ”

"What?" I was stunned for a moment, then let go of my hand and looked at him in disbelief: "You're not dead?" How could you not be dead? ”

At that time, Guo Yang's heart must have been pierced by Lei Jiaojiao's knife, and it was impossible not to die! Moreover, I heard it clearly, and at that time, Yin Cha immediately pulled the chain, and I didn't even stop it, so I was hooked away, right?

After a closer look, although Guo Yang was made by me quite stinky, he did have a little warmth on his body, and he immediately understood: "Didn't Guo Butt refine you into a living corpse?" My hard-working Guo Yang......"

"Fart," Guo Yang really couldn't listen anymore: "What living corpse?" You touch, is the living corpse warm? ”

As he spoke, he took me by the hand and probed into his clothes.

Don't say it, my touch is really warm! And I touched other things...... I pulled open the chest of his shirt and looked at it, dumbfounded: "Mother, what the is this?" ”

Guo Yang's skin is very white and delicate, he can be touched as a woman with his eyes closed, but when he touches his hand, he encounters a particularly strange thing, my first reaction is that this product really learns women's breast augmentation?

But when I thought about it, I couldn't be so small, and after a closer look, I saw that there was some kind of surgery on the chest of this thing...... It was like it had been cut open and something was put in, and although there was still a terrible scar, the body was indeed warm.

What's the situation, I suddenly remembered: "Gu lame's mechanism? ”

Gu Cripple has a habit of leaving a device that the owner doesn't know about his works, and he doesn't squeak, waiting for the owner to find out by himself, and then deciding whether it is a surprise or a fright, speaking of which, Guo Yang was almost killed by the silver tooth last time, and put it to Gu Cripple, so it was finally repaired, could it be that Gu Cripple also regarded Guo Yang as a work, and gave Guo Yang what to hang?

That position is indeed near the heart: "You, have you changed your heart?" ”

Guo Yang said triumphantly: "You are not blind. ”

It turned out that Guo Yang was sent to Gu Cripple for the first time, and the person was not good, it was Gu Cripple who didn't know what method he used, and gave him a fake heart to steal the day.

That heart doesn't know what material it is made of, it's the same as the real human heart, it's the same soft, it's the same bleeds, but there is a characteristic, that is, the heart has its own ability to heal - when it is pierced, it will slowly close up, the blood will flow back, and the person will still live.

But that's not right, Yin Cha was clearly here at that time, why didn't he take you away?

I can see it clearly, too. At that time, it was indeed killed.

Guo Yang said casually, it was a coincidence that day, Yin Cha did take him away, but he didn't know what happened halfway, he looked at the book of life and death and said that it was wrong, and pushed him back, as soon as he opened his eyes, his grandfather was choosing a coffin for him.

I hurriedly asked Guo Yang, do you remember what that yin cha looks like?

Guo Yang shook his head and said that it was like a dream, and he couldn't remember it clearly, but it seemed that the man's two eyes were thin and crooked, a bit like a fox.

Fox eyes?

I said that last time Gu Cripple heard that Guo Yang was also dead, he didn't show any excessive feelings, I thought that Guo Yang's escape hurt Gu Cripple's heart, and Gu Cripple understood as soon as he heard it, Guo Yang was stabbed in the heart, and he couldn't die at all, and he quickly recovered, and his expression was not shown to him.

I thought again: "It's still not right, you're not dead, how did you get here?" You just said that your grandfather burned you love horse urine......"

"It's Hermes!" Guo Yang hated iron and said with a sense of iron: "It's not for you, Lu Hengchuan's dead fish eye asked me to come, as soon as I go back like this, he said that your brother doesn't look like a good person, he really doesn't feel at ease, he wants to come in with me from the Three Ghost Gate to find you, and then we are not easy to find, there is no way, so we will act separately, we said okay, whoever finds you, will go to the bridge of life and death and wait for you, handkerchief, my grandfather is about to burn, isn't it not burned yet, I will wake up!" ”

Your mother, that's what happened.

"Okay, this place should not stay for a long time, you can really be caught up by someone wherever you go," Guo Yang still looked at me like a fool: "Let's hurry up to the bridge of life and death, and take Lu Hengchuan and leave quickly!" With you, I won't stop anywhere! ”

I answered, and said in my heart that I would go back this time, and I would have to talk to him about "my brother" and say the flowers.

This doppelganger of him no longer helps me bear the disaster, but wants to create the disaster for me, so what is the meaning of his existence to me?

There are many things that are originally mine, no matter how unwilling he is, it can only be mine.

Who made me the righteous?

"Li Qianshu, your expression just now is a little scary." Guo Yang looked at me: "Look...... It's kind of scary. ”

"Terrible?"

"That's right," Guo Yang said very seriously: "Your aura is terrifying, even if I am your friend, I have a sense of distance." ”

As he spoke, Guo Yang waved his hand: "Perhaps, this is the momentum of the so-called leader, you are the leader, you deserve it." ”

This is well deserved, and it was all forced out.

"Let's go," I pulled him: "It's too unsafe for souls to enter the underworld at this time, let's hurry up to the bridge of life and death, and wait for the dead fish to go." ”

I wish my godfather had already left the Bridge of Life and Death—supposedly, I was found on the Bridge of Life and Death, and he should not have imagined that I would have the courage to go back.

At this time, the underworld was full of errands who came to me, relying on the smell of the afterbirth, I took Guo Yangdong to hide in Tibet, and finally rushed to the bridge of life and death.

Unexpectedly, Dead Fisheye came to the Bridge of Life and Death one step ahead of us.

What's even more unexpected is that behind the dead fish eye, there is a person I didn't expect.