Regardless of whether there is a monstrous flood over there, anyway, Father He here is still sitting on the Diaoyutai calmly, not affected by the tone of Deputy Gang Leader Huang at all, not only is his voice not empty at all, not only does he not answer directly, but he has spare time to talk about other things curiously:

"Huh? How did you know my little jin? Oh yes, I remember. This kid is going to send someone to report to X University in the past two days, so I guess that's where you bumped in!

You just called, or I would have forgotten about it. I remember that you, Lao Lu, and Lao Jiang are all getting together to X University now, right? It's just that you can help take care of it more, otherwise my Xiaojin or that little Ye girl will suffer, I will have to go to your school to slap your desk and scold you for your stinky head. ”

Seeing that Dad He not only did not answer his question head-on, but instead relied on himself and the others with a rake, Deputy Gang Leader Huang was like a fire in his stomach with nowhere to vent, so his tone became more and more bad, and even he could already smell the thin smell of sulfur in his nose, and it seemed that he could turn into a fire-breathing dragon at any time.

"The surname is He, you don't interrupt me! You don't need to worry about Xiao Zhang's affairs, for our brothers, his face is much better than yours. You haven't answered me yet, did you say these things behind your back? ”

"What are these words?"

Father He's continued to pretend to be confused made Deputy Gang Leader Huang, the secretary of the party committee of a school who was in a high position at the vice provincial and ministerial level, almost go berserk, but after taking a few deep breaths, he could only squeeze out what he had said before from between his teeth.

"I'm asking you, did you tell Zhang Jin behind your back, saying that I am the 'first person in literary scum', what is the 'grandmaster of the generation of yellow literature', what is the 'literary youth among hooligans', and what is 'professional prostitute among literary and artistic youth'?"

This time, Dad He did not say vaguely, nor did he care about anything else, but answered very quickly. The tone is very angry, quite a bit of daring to be a husband.

"That's right, I've boasted about your 'crowns' with my family Xiao Jin, and what you said before is not complete, I told Xiao Jin that your titles are far more than a few. There are also 'literary hooligans with the thickness of the four books and five classics combined', 'since the nineteenth century. The first lustful disciple', 'the slutty wenqing with two red moles on his buttocks'...... and so on two hundred and sixty-seven names.

I did say it, and I said a lot, what can you do with me?

You're not happy, are you? Do you have the ability to crawl along the phone line and call me? ”

Listening to the voice of Father He's fluttering and ruffian tone coming from the earpiece. Deputy Gang Leader Huang could almost see the smug smile of the guy on the other side through the microphone. As a result, Deputy Gang Leader Huang became more and more aggrieved and angry.

"He Durian, haven't you always regarded yourself as a gentleman? Why are you now criticizing others behind your back like a long-tongued woman, where do you look like a gentleman? And don't forget, you're still a teacher, what is this called? What else can a teacher like you teach good students? It's like decades of innocence ruined! ”

"Behind the scenes? Not good enough? Where did you start?

First of all, I never considered myself a gentleman. 'The Unsullied Gentleman' is just what I have always been aiming for, but I have never claimed to have achieved it.

Secondly. I'm also a gentleman, not delusional, to tell the truth. It's not modest to say that in the cultural circle, the study of Chinese culture has reached our level, including you and me, and there are only a handful of ** individuals! But this ** person who specializes in studying "Golden Vase Plum", "Jade Futon", "Lamp Grass Monk" and so on, I'm afraid you are the number one, right?

I remember your pen name 'Xiang Xiao'. It's just yearning for 'Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng', right?

I still remember that among the few guys who proposed that "The Golden Vase Plum" is the first strange book in ancient and modern times, it seems that you are the only one, right? And it is also the most active one to jump up and down, and you even think that this book can reflect social reality more than "Dream of Red Mansions", and it is worth studying more than "Dream of Red Mansions"!

Because of this. You didn't have a lot of trouble with those old stubborn donkeys of the Red Society, right?

Regardless of the literary level of these books, or whether these books have the same level of historiographical value as you say, even you can't deny that these books are indeed classical pornographic books, right?

So, I said you're Huang Wen, right?

Moreover, your names are not only given by me, I remember that the 'first person of literary scum' was the first to be called by Lao Hu of the Red Society, right? 'The Grandmaster of Pornographic Literature' is definitely the first to be called by Lao Lu in X University with you, and 'Since the nineteenth century, the first lustful disciple' You should ask your sister-in-law if she scolded you when you were stalking in the countryside!

Therefore, I am at most an oral conveyor, and what you say is 'criticized' is not valid!

Secondly, what you say is not right behind the scenes. Didn't I say these nicknames in front of you, pointing at your nose? I've called you that even in the newspapers, so how can this be called a backlash?

Finally, let's talk about the issue of being a role model.

I feel that when I say these words to my family Xiaojin, I am a teacher!

Don't you know what a successful negative teaching you yourself are? I'm going to take you out and tell him about it, so that he can't get into a bad reputation like yours! ”

Father He has been holding back in the rental house in Shenzhen for more than half a year, and has watched bloody dramas for more than half a year, and his level of mouth is definitely good. The original stereotype has also begun to become slippery, such as 'I don't accept you to beat me', such cheap words as 'I don't accept you', it is absolutely impossible for Dad He to say it in the past.

It turned out that the 'eloquence' brought by profound knowledge, coupled with the 'illogical nonsense' learned in the dog's blood drama, coupled with the neutralization of the two, the 'sophistry' realized by Dad He himself, made Dad He's eloquence almost reach the level of an outstanding leader, and with just a flip of his tongue, Deputy Gang Leader Huang had to retreat step by step.

In the end, Deputy Gang Leader Huang was aggressive and asked for guilt, and he could only end up without a problem!

Even if the former deputy gang leader Huang is eloquent and Dad He is the same thing, but now that Dad He is keeping pace with the times, Deputy Gang Leader Huang is standing still. If you fall behind, you will be beaten, so Deputy Huang Gang Leader can only be suffocated and speechless in the end, like an angry toad, puffing out his cheeks and retreating.

After the original anger was suffocated by Father He's temper, Deputy Gang Leader Huang, who was defeated and lost, could only change the topic weakly, and instead asked about the things that he and Lao Lu and Lao Jiang were concerned about.

"I said He Durian, let me ask you something! You are shouting 'my little strength' here, and when Xiao Zhang mentions you over there, he is also very affectionate, just like you are his own father. Can you tell me what kind of relationship you have with Xiao Zhang? Why haven't I heard you say that before? ”

"He didn't tell you?"

"Nope!"

"I'm sorry, kid. Typical 'flowery thoughts, but not flowery skin'! ”

Hearing Deputy Gang Leader Huang's negative answer, Father He smiled, and first said something to himself before replying:

"Of course this kid kissed me. You were really right before, he really called me 'Daddy'! He's my son-in-law, half a son. Do you think it's close? ”

"Son-in-law? Isn't this little girl surnamed Ye his sister-in-law? It's not your daughter, right? You kid won't be dishonest and leave out the illegitimate daughter......"

"Fart, do you think I'm dead with you, with a yellow mind, messing around outside with my wife behind my back?"

"You don't admit it? Then you explain to me, since you are Xiao Zhang's father-in-law, how can he still have a sister-in-law surnamed Ye? Is it impossible to be a girl? ”

"That's what I'm talking about, this kid has a lot of thoughts, not a lot of faces. He didn't explain it to you clearly, so I'm probably embarrassed. ”

Saying that, Dad He briefly talked about the relationship between himself and Zhang Jin, his daughter He Qingqian and that Ye Hong.

Father He is indeed a frank person, since he has admitted the relationship between Zhang Jin and his daughter, he will never think that his daughter is only one of Zhang Jin's women. I don't mind that Zhang Jin has a wife like Ye Hong. Don't mind letting anyone know about this either!

Therefore, when the two of them hung up the phone, Deputy Gang Leader Huang was very stunned for a while.

Even though Secretary Huang has flipped through the call records several times and confirmed them number by number, he still has doubts:

"Was it really He Dulian's old stubbornness who talked to me before? With this old guy's fucking temperament, he would actually allow his daughter to follow such a flowery boy, and he didn't break Xiao Zhang's legs, this is simply the sun coming out of the west. ”

Then, Deputy Gang Leader Huang once again turned his mind to Zhang Jin's 'stepping on two boats', and muttered to himself:

However, Lao He is also right, the so-called legal monogamy may not be the most reasonable. If you are in love, these mandatory laws are a bit of an eyesore.

And Xiao Zhang's personality is really good, and he is so capable, it is normal for women to like to pounce up!

……”

After shaking his head and lying down on the sofa, Deputy Gang Leader Huang continued to recall Father He's words before.

"It turns out that Xiao Zhang is the pharmacist who made black money that Lao He was criticized in the newspaper at the beginning, if Xiao Zhang knew that when Lao He Deng scolded people, I, Lao Lu, and Lao Jiang all helped to fall into the well, why is durian this old stubborn wave of flags and shouts, I don't know if Xiao Zhang will turn his face and not recognize people!"