Chapter Ninety-Four: Hehe!!

Updated: 2013-08-31

Chapter Ninety-Four: Huh!!

"In yesterday's Serie A match, Juventus were held to a draw by the capital side Lazio who had come from afar. That's not the point, the point is that Li Zihan, who has always been known as a super sub, started this game, which was the first start of his career. That's not the point, the point is that after 65 minutes of play, he was substituted for not playing the full game. Of course, this is not the most important thing, the real point is that Li Zihan, who had scored a goal in a game before, failed to score in this game, continuing his magic. After the professional eye of many experts, this is inevitable. Lee had overdrawn his abilities in previous matches, which led to a high probability of scoring a goal of a lifetime in one season" - Milan Sport Newspaper

"Li Zihan from the Magical East has put an end to his super myth of one goal per game, and we don't know what his future will be. We just hope he can pick himself up as soon as possible, we need fresh blood in the league. - "Italian Football"

"Look, the author of this article has long said that Li Zihan is just a flash in the pan. After the accumulation of time in the future, he will inevitably show the prototype, he comes from a country that is backward in football, and his previous performance does not speak for itself. We've seen too many so-called 'genius' players who started out soaring and then did nothing, it's just too many. There is no doubt that Li Zihan will be one of them, and the ridiculous Bianconeri still want to train him to be the successor of the legendary No. 10? ”

"Li Zihan's depression is bound to continue, and from the analysis of the last few games, he is starting to degenerate. Originally, his talent was limited, and he himself was not enterprising, and he was ashamed to say that he did not take other Italian players into account when he achieved a little success. If he doesn't fail, who will fail? Ledesma's close defence left him at a loss, wasting sixty-five minutes of play in vain, and Conte might not have been able to do so if he had been replaced earlier.

From the analysis of Li Zihan's previous five games, his average running distance per game is five kilometers, and the average playing time is 30 minutes per game. He started the next five games with an average playing time of 43 minutes, but the average distance covered in each game was only 4.8 kilometers. Weishenme has more time on the field and less distance to run? Isn't this passivity, arrogance, and lack of positivity? ”

"Okay, let's see. In the first five games, Li Zihan had a total of six shots on goal and scored six goals. What about the back? He scored a total of 12 shots and only scored four goals, and it was even easier to play against Lazio in Zuihou, he shot a total of five times and did not score a goal, etc., these data and the current reality fully show two things, one: Li Zihan is not a genius, just a very ordinary player; Two: After a little achievement, I am proud and complacent, and I don't want to forge ahead. To use a phrase in their country, it's 'sitting on a well and watching the sky'! ”

- Serie A column of "Team Newspaper": Chekov? Sanchez

Sanchez's one-length article completely negated Li Zihan's achievements in the past two months.

In Conte's office at the Vinovo training base, Conte slammed a stack of newspapers on the table, with an angry face: "These. Who gives them the right to talk and comment nonsense? And what the fuck is Sanchez fucking bastard? ”

Conte's assistant and good friend Carrera picked up the steaming coffee on the table and took a sip before saying: "Now almost all the media are singing about Lee, I really don't understand how they like to bully an eighteen-year-old child." Oh yes, this Chekov? Sanchez is just a small writer for the newspaper and spends his days writing gibberish. Most of them are saying good things about Inter Milan and then saying bad things about Inter opponents. Interestingly, Lee played a total of fourteen games, and he wrote fourteen chapters of articles, all of which were bad things about Lee. Of course, no matter how good Li Zihan's performance was in the previous game. ”

Carrera, who put down the coffee cup, could clearly see the corners of Conte's mouth twitch.

Then Carrera added: "What's even more interesting is that this guy was originally just a small reporter who wrote material, but after two months of saying bad things about Lee, he was promoted to the author of a small column in Serie A. Well, it's a bit of an unpopular upgrade to a third-rate taste." ”

"Fake, it's this kind of blind dog who doesn't know how to pretend to understand for the sake of salaries and bonuses and columns, fools readers for the sake of sales, and catches who bites whom." Conte slapped the table angrily.

Carrera added nonchalantly: "There are many such guys, not only in Italy, but all over the world." Well, maybe the mainstream media in Germany doesn't have this kind of guy, and the non-mainstream media should have. It is said that Adriano should not have become like this when Inter Milan was low, and most of it should be the credit of such unscrupulous media reporters. Sowing discord, misleading fans, confusing the club's top management or something, but they are the best at it. ”

The corners of Conte's mouth twitched again

Li Zihan got up in the morning and read the newspaper while eating breakfast. Originally, he and the head coach didn't care much about the problem, but it was a big event on the media's side, which made him want to scold this group of media for being so undisciplined, and accidentally saw the article of Sanchez in the "Team Newspaper".

Puff -

The milk that hasn't been swallowed in the mouth is squirting all over the table.

Ahem――――

Hurriedly put down the milk cup and took out the napkin on the table to wipe it.

There are even more undisciplined ones.

The speechless Li Zihan regretted ordering the "Team Newspaper" a little, for Li Zihan, who has no masochism, watching these disgusting villains say something disgusting to himself every day, this is not looking for abuse.

Just as Li Zihan carefully wiped the milk that he squirted out of the corners of his clothes and pants. When the water stained, the lock of the dormitory door turned a little, and then the door opened with a bang.

Li Zihan didn't feel strange, because there was only Susan who had the key to this dormitory, except for the uncle and aunt who were in charge of the sundries in the club, and for Europeans who respected privacy, they would not enter other people's rooms without their consent in advance, so the one who came in must be Susan's beautiful woman who is familiar with Li Zihan.

Susan wasn't in a very good mood today, and she also saw what Li Zihan was saying in those newspapers. She was very angry for Li Zihan. Eighteen-year-old children, who are learning various languages and returning early and returning late, are actually criticized by them for being worthless.

Do you know, Li Zihan has actually been working hard!!

When the dormitory door was halfway open, he saw Li Zihan sitting at the table, there was a lot of milky white liquid on the table, Li Zihan was wiping his crotch with toilet paper, and a lot of toilet paper balls were thrown on the ground, and it could be seen that there was also a lot of liquid on it

Susan's cheeks, who instantly understood something, immediately turned red, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't see anything, you continue"

Then with a bang, the halfway door was pulled shut.

Li Zihan is inexplicable, what does this mean? Looking at the stiff hand that stopped, I instantly understood

Ya's misunderstanding is big!!! Toilet paper balls, milky white liquid, and wiping the crotch of the pants with obvious water stains with toilet paper seems to be the rhythm of masturbation

Li Zihan immediately stood up and ran over to open the door, although his face was already red as if he had drunk alcohol, he still hurriedly explained: "It's not what you think, it's just milk." ”

Susan's cheeks flushed, and although she had never done anything, she had heard a lot of this. She pretended to be very casual and walked into the house without care, and said in a low voice when she passed by Li Zihan: "It's better to do less of this, it's not good for your health, and you're still developing." ”

Li Zihan was instantly hit by five thunders, and the thunder was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside

Seeing that Susan often laughed secretly when teaching herself to learn language classes, Li Zihan knew that she still misunderstood, and her explanation was useless, and Li Zihan deepened the idea of unsubscribing from the "Team Newspaper".

Damn Sanchez, damn Squad Newspaper, Damn milk

Because the game against Chelsea is coming up, Conte did not give the players a day off despite playing a league game yesterday and they have to train today.

When Li Zihan came to the locker room, his teammates joked that Li Zihan is now the most famous player in Juventus. Even Pirlo, Vidal and others did not have a high rate of retribution.

Li Zihan could only smile bitterly.

Before training began, Li Zihan was called to Conte's office. When I opened the door, I saw Conte sitting behind his desk, holding a stack of newspapers.

Seeing Li Zihan come in, Conte threw the newspaper on the table and said, "Come here, sit down." ”

Li Zihan walked over honestly and sat at the table.

Conte pouted at the newspaper Nunu on the table and asked, "Have you read today's newspaper?" What's in mind, Lee? ”

Li Zihan flipped through it casually and found that it was all reports that belittled him. He sneered: "What's this, an article written by a bunch of idle guys with egg pain." That's why I'm playing, you're the manager, and they're just drinking coffee and staying up late to catch up on the draft. ”

Conte was stunned: "The egg hurts? ”

Obviously, the popular Internet language in China has not yet been popularized in Italy. Li Zihan had no choice but to serve as the ambassador of "cultural" exchanges between China and Italy, explaining to Conte.

Conti Hahadaxiao, said that Chinese culture is indeed very profound

In fact, only he knew that he was not amused by this word, but happy Li Zihan's attitude. The media doesn't know how many talented players have been pitted, and he doesn't want Li Zihan to be caught up in some nonsense from the outside media and not find a direction.

That's why he called Li Zihan to the office, intending to enlighten him. Unexpectedly, Li Zihan ridiculed instead, looking at Li Zihan's attitude and complexion, Conte knew that his worries were unnecessary, and Li Zihan lost his direction and enthusiasm without receiving a few reports.

Conte became more and more satisfied with this disciple with high talent and "mature" psychology, and immediately encouraged Li Zihan a few words, and then came to the training ground with him and started a new day of training.

Does Li Zihan care about the comments of the outside media? In fact, he really didn't take it to heart, his family knew about his own family, Li Zihan had a strong "system" to help him, of course he knew that he would not become the so-called "meteor" in the mouth of the media. ”

Of course, if the "system" pits him, it won't be as simple as a "meteor", it's about a small life.

Of course, Li Zihan doesn't care about it, it doesn't mean that people in China who like him don't care. They are far away in China, they don't know the specifics at all, and they can do it in a hurry when they see that most of the Italian media say so.

Li Zihan faced the messages of many fans and friends who cared about him on Weibo, asking and caring, and he only posted one Weibo:

"Someone asked me about the comments of those Italian media? All I can say is 'hehe'! ”

[Go on duty tonight, you take your time. Under the friendly notice, tomorrow night the Premier League will have a double red club and a north London derby. By the way, ask for a collection.,It's about to be a thousand.,Ask for support! 】

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