Chapter 14: I really think I am the queen mother
Seeing that the others no longer have the desire to fight, they can't break the defense of the alien soldiers, so they can only watch Xiong Xiaochuan kite and solve the alien soldiers as an audience!
And when the alien soldier hung up, nothing exploded, but after the thorns in this thorn forest began to fade, everyone knew that this was a mission!
After completing this task, the little bell automatically entered Xiong Xiaochuan's pet space, as for Xiong Xiaochuan, he went offline directly, and he has been playing for a long time today, looking at the time, Zhang Xiaofeng should have already gotten off work.
It's just that Xiong Xiaochuan doesn't know how big the impact he has caused!
You can record videos in the game! While the number of players who have broken into the Forest of Thorns isn't huge, it's a surprise that some adventurous and video-tapping players have also broken in!
Of course, this kind of player won't grab any bosses, so they started filming when they saw the picturesque scene, so they recorded the scene where Xiong Xiaochuan PK a large group of players by himself!
The video was quickly posted on the Internet and went viral!
"Are archers so awesome? I'm going to get rid of my warriors and turn to archers! ”
"That archer with a man on his back is so handsome!"
"Cut! I could have done it just as well. ”
"Delete the law and play with the bow!"
"Delete the thorn and play with the bow!"
"Delete the martial arts and play with the bow!"
"Delete the battle and play the bow!"
"It's good that I'm an archer who played wittily from the beginning, so I don't need to delete the number!"
All kinds of comments are raging in the comments below the video, these are just some of them, of course, there are still a lot of rational players on the Internet, they don't just see the advantage of the archer chief, but see the various actions of that player!
For a while, Xiong Xiaochuan became popular on the Internet! A whole crowd called him the bow god!
Of course, there are some people who dismiss this and think that it is just hype, after all, this kind of thing has not happened in the past, and some players of the big guild staged such a drama in order to create a master.
Others are dissatisfied with the title of Xiong Xiaochuan's bow god, and feel that the other party is just that.
However, the shooting distance of this video is relatively far, and Xiong Xiaochuan's appearance was not taken clearly, which is also considered his luck.
Of course, Xiong Xiaochuan didn't know about these things for the time being, because not long after he went offline, Zhang Xiaofeng came back from work.
"Epoch times! Era! O my time! ”
Zhang Xiaofeng called his era while opening the door, obviously all he had in mind about this game was this day at work!
Xiong Xiaochuan thinks this is a bad habit, he is not good at work, and all he thinks about is the game.
"Xiaofeng, are you back? Go pour me a glass of water first, I'm going to be tired of my old bones after a long day of playing. ”
Xiong Xiaochuan said in the tone of the empress dowager.
"Huh."
It's just that Zhang Xiaofeng just sighed, rolled his eyes and rushed directly to the game helmet, nothing can stop him, his yearning for the game!
But God didn't seem to want Zhang Xiaofeng to play games like this, and his mobile phone rang.
"Holy!"
Seeing the caller ID, Zhang Xiaofeng's face immediately became a little apprehensive, and then he connected the phone.
Xiong Xiaochuan watched from the side, with his ear power to hear the content of their call clearly, there was no pressure at all, although he knew that it was not good to eavesdrop on other people's calls, but he listened subconsciously and got used to it...
After listening to the roar on the other end of the phone, Xiong Xiaochuan roughly understood what the situation was.
"It's dangerous!"
After hanging up the phone, Zhang Xiaofeng sat down on the bed, and he didn't even have the desire to play games.
"What's wrong, what's going on?"
Although Xiong Xiaochuan knew the outcome of the matter, he was more curious about the cause and process, so he looked at Zhang Xiaofeng expectantly and asked.
"What else could it be? Aren't those customers? ”
As soon as he heard Xiong Xiaochuan's question, Zhang Xiaofeng immediately opened the conversation box and used Xiong Xiaochuan as a bucket to vent his emotions.
"What happened to those customers?"
Xiong Xiaochuan asked.
"I'm really going to tear those sluts, okay! If you rent a house and pick and choose, why not buy a house directly? ”
Zhang Xiaofeng's body language is very rich to express his dissatisfaction with those customers.
"Virgo, possibly?"
Xiong Xiaochuan thought for a while, and then analyzed very rationally.
"Virgos aren't that picky, okay? They're from the wet market! The kind of guy who has to grab a handful and walk away before leaving after bargaining! ”
"Do you still want to live in the palace and be a princess? It's infuriating! ”
Zhang Xiaofeng waited for his eyes to tear at those customers with his mighty imagination.
"Hehe, calm down!"
Xiong Xiaochuan smiled embarrassed and politely comforted.
"I, Nima, still have to show a hypocritical smile to cater to them, saying that they are really thoughtful, Nima seems to tear up her hypocritical face!"
Zhang Xiaofeng was angry, he really scolded himself, and he couldn't afford to provoke him.
"What are they asking for?"
Xiong Xiaochuan wondered, can you rent a room, wouldn't it be good if you could live there?
"For example, roommates don't want men, and the toilet is only used by one or three customers, so it's cheaper! I'm really bothering you to live on the street and let your parents under Jiuquan collect your body, okay! ”
Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't help but scold again when he was excited.
"Do you appear from under the Nine Springs..."
Xiong Xiaochuan laughed.
"I don't want to do real estate anymore, I'm so tired, I barely have time for myself, I want to play games, I want to go to bars, I want to sing!"
Zhang Xiaofeng rubbed his hair and said with some collapse.
"Then change!"
Xiong Xiaochuan waved his hand and said proudly.
"I can't afford to change it, I should drink the northwest wind if I lose this job."
Zhang Xiaofeng said with annoyance.
"Wait a minute, didn't your manager scold you just now? You don't really want to tear up with the customer, do you? ”
Xiong Xiaochuan thought of the roar on the other end of the phone just now and asked.
"That Bichi is really disgusting, okay! The old lady who pretends to be a turtle is really a car mother who died in her last life! To live well, convenient transportation, to be clean, to have a good environment, but also to be cheap! Where is such a good place? Haunted house? ”
When talking about this customer, Zhang Xiaofeng stood up from the bed with his waist crossed, as if that Bichi was being pointed at and scolded by him in front of him.
"So, did you really tear your hand?"
Xiong Xiaochuan asked.
"Yes, I gave her all the listings, and she still thinks that I am slow to be efficient, and the old lady can't wait to pull her out and beat her through the network cable, okay! I really think I'm the queen mother!? ”
Zhang Xiaofeng said with a hideous face.
"It's amazing, I can't afford to provoke it, I slipped away..."
After Xiong Xiaochuan finished speaking, he stood up and prepared to go out, he hadn't eaten for a day, it was time to go and sacrifice his five internal organs temple.