Chapter 225: There is no way to heaven and no way to enter the earth
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Xiao Ling was speechless: ............
"Why do you look at the old man with that kind of eyes?"
You're embarrassed to call yourself an old man, and you jumped into such a shallow pit.
"What pit?" Wu Sihai was puzzled, "What's going on outside the door?" This disturbing dream in the middle of the night. Oh yes, police, police...... This word was just played on TV, is it fast? ”
By the way, this guy doesn't know what the police are, and he won't know that ** is a crime......
The exchange of ideas is only a moment. Although Xiao Ling's thinking speed was four times faster, Wu Sihai could catch up with it.
In the next second, the girl who was undressing stopped moving, trembled violently, put on her clothes, glanced around the room twice, and ran to the window.
In an instant, Xiao Ling understood two things.
First of all, this is not a fairy jump, there should be a real police officer outside the door, otherwise the girl would not be scared like this, and she was in a hurry to get out of the window......
Secondly...... Go to Wolle, Wu Sihai, your appetite is too good, it's not taboo to be cold. I felt quite green when I looked at my figure just now, but when I looked at my face at this moment, this girl was clearly only thirteen or fourteen years old, underage.
"Why are you looking at the old man with such contempt?"
Well, I guess this old thing doesn't know what a minor is......
Turning over and getting out of bed, he grabbed the little girl who was about to jump out of the window, Xiao Ling dragged her and stuffed her into the bathroom.
The little girl with beautiful eyebrows struggled softly with a crying voice: "It's useless, it will be discovered, it will definitely be discovered, let me go out of the window, please, uncle, woo woo......"
Uncle......
"Open the door! Open the door! Open the door! I don't know if I heard the sound in the door, or decided that there must be a ghost who didn't open the door for so long, so I knocked on the door again and increased the force.
Let you climb out of the window, how can I find you again. Xiao Lingxin said, his face was tense and fierce: "Be honest, don't move, don't make a sound, I'll open the door!" "Close the bathroom door.
Of course, it's impossible to hide the bathroom, it's like hiding hide and seek and only hiding your ass. But Xiao Ling has a trick. Locking the little girl in, he used his backhand ability to paint the bathroom door into a wall, exactly the same wall as the one around it.
Look at the seamless camouflage, Xiao Ling scattered his clothes, messed up his hair, and yawned and opened the door.
"Why did it take so long to open the door?" The policeman at the head asked majestically, holding the registration record and asking for Xiao Ling's ID card. The others lined up to enter the house and check it.
"Sleep, big brother." Xiao Ling looked innocently and found his ID card. Let the gang enter the door and inspect it.
Of course, nothing was found, the person had already hidden, and Xiao Ling must have put it away in his clothes, and even the smell in the air made him spray it with deodorant.
"How could it not be, I clearly saw ...... on the surveillance"
"Maybe it's the wrong room, so there's no standard for monitoring?"
"Well, it's possible...... Tsk, do you think this room is a little different? ”
"Is there one?"
…………
The police are talking a lot, of course there is a difference, there must be a difference, there is no toilet! The police, who are vaguely aware of this, are doing pretty good business, but ...... Even if they realized, no one would have thought that the toilet was actually blocked.
After a search, including under the bed and outside the window, there was no gain, the police nodded and lined up to get out of the house: "Sorry, sir, excuse me." ”
"Nothing, nothing, is the police and the people cooperating?" Xiao Ling smiled and politely sent a group of people out of the house. However...... Just when the police were halfway out and halfway inside the house, a loud "bang" suddenly came from the bathroom.
"What's the situation?" "What's going on?" The officers looked back in the direction of the restroom. Of course, nothing can be seen.
"Yes...... In the next room? After all, it was unimaginable that there would be such a thing as a prostitute pasting the entire bathroom, and after a moment's pause, the police hurried to knock on the door of the next room.
In fact, someone knocked on it a long time ago, but it never opened the door.
Hurry up, if you don't go, you can't go! They didn't see it just now, but if they went to the next room and found that the person making the sound was not in that place, they would definitely have to go back and check...... At that time, it will not only be a matter of **, but will be deducted from the Mandate of Heaven coin because of exposing his ability in front of ordinary people.
The camouflage at the door of the bathroom was removed, and the door was opened, and the underage girl who had lost her foot was pitifully lying on the floor, as if she had accidentally slipped and fallen. Looking at her holding her legs with tears in her eyes, maybe her bones are broken.
It's really a house leak that happened to rain overnight! Xiao Ling shook his head and sighed, walked up and picked up the little girl and princess, and the vampire's fangs silently pierced the little girl's neck, instantly paralyzing the little girl into a coma.
"Knock knock!" As soon as he came out of the bathroom, there was a violent knock on the door, and a group of policemen had already noticed the anomaly and turned back from the next room, knocking on the door shockingly.
Tsk, you can't go through the door, you can only go through the window! Xiao Ling smacked his lips helplessly, carried the little girl on his back, and pushed the window out.
The room he asked for was on the fourth floor, at least ten meters high from the ground, but Xiao Ling didn't panic and jumped down from the window. A bamboo pole with the thickness of an arm, tough and slender appeared from his arms, and in the blink of an eye, it poked straight to the ground from a height of more than ten meters, poking Xiao Ling in the air like a stilt.
This move is the special effect of Du Ape's big stick, but Xiao Ling, who has an intelligence of up to 12, is not reluctant to use it with a simple item copying ability.
As for how to land? It only takes a little bit of the embodiment at the lower end of the stick to eliminate, and his height will naturally drop......
Just like during the usual special training, Xiao Ling condensed his mind and descended like an elevator, but he had just dropped one or two meters, and suddenly a sense of crisis hit!
Before he could react, his back suddenly went numb, and his body stiffened and couldn't move. It was not only his body that did not move, but also the long bamboo pole embodied under him.
The next second, his back suddenly lightened.
"Hey, hey......" The underage stumbling girl who had lost her consciousness who had obviously been anesthetized came to him with a smug smile and flew with a smug smile.
is still barefoot, like a witch.
"After inquiring about the price, I didn't even buy it, in the eyes of the old lady, there is no such thing!" The girl who lost her foot floated lightly in the air, and stretched out her hand to "pop" and fan Xiao Ling's face.
As she spoke, her delicate and immature little face gradually changed into an image, with lips and nose rings, purple eyeshadow and lipstick, and explosive burnt hair...... It was the card maker Xiao Ling was looking for.
Xiao Ling thought he had gotten rid of her, but it turned out that he wasn't at all!
Xiao Ling fell into an ice cave for a moment.
"Tom! Tong! Tong! Xiao Ling's room door kept knocking, and the sound became louder and louder.
Although Xiao Ling closed the window and turned off the lights in the house, so that when his pole slipped, he would not be illuminated by the lights and not be noticed...... However, this is only a cheap solution.
Because there are police cars parked downstairs, there are police patrolling the hotel yard. At any time, someone may look up and see Xiao Ling on stilts.
"Please, beg me, let you go. If you honestly take out all the Heavenly Mandate Coins on your body, I will guarantee that you will not die this time. Otherwise......" The card maker had a smug face and a threatening tone.
Otherwise, if the police push the door in, they will see the scene of Xiao Ling stepping on stilts and freezing in mid-air; Or the police on the ground will also see it...... At that time, Xiao Ling will have to pay the price of the Heavenly Mandate Coin.
In addition to the suspicions of the police officers present, the police recorder will also record this unreasonable situation and upload it to the Internet and upload it to the police station's server in real time.
At that time, the Heavenly Mandate Coin deducted will not be as simple as Xiao Ling's trembling when he first returned to reality, maybe ten trembling, and more trembling will not be enough.
A tourist, casually holding a telescope, saw something unusual, and it is easy to blur such a small memory; It is not so easy for a police officer with a large ticket, a police officer with an electronic device dedicated to recording a qiē, to collectively lose a memory......
The timing of this card-making girl's choice was really wonderful, and it froze Xiao Ling when he used his unusual ability. It's as if the magician was stealing the day and was set to appear at the moment......
Once the audience reacts and the mechanism is seen, it will be considered a complete smash.
"Ding Dong!" A system prompt sounded, and a trading box popped up in front of Xiao Ling.
The card maker looked at Xiao Ling triumphantly, and did not speak, the expression on her face and the light in her eyes condensed into one sentence: Pay the money! Pay the money! Pay the money! ……
The knock on the door was still coming, growing more and more urgent.
Not far below, the police are still loitering, and they may turn their heads to look this way at any moment.
Xiao Ling's heart beat faster and harder.
Young, still too young! I only thought that in the real world, the Seven Corrupt Armies were the objects worth noting, but I didn't expect that other loose cultivators could also use this method to make people have no way to go to the sky, no way to enter the ground, no way to survive, and to die...... Still can.
"Count you ruthless!" Xiao Ling secretly gritted his teeth and launched a suicide method.
The more tasks you carry out and the more experience you have, the more you will know the importance of this trick. This time in the lower realm, of course, Xiao Ling couldn't be unprepared, even if it was unlikely to be used.
However, there was no reaction at the turn of the mind; Second, the second thought is still ......
"Want to kill yourself and run away? Stop dreaming! The card maker became more and more proud, "Under my hands, there is no such thing!" ”
The last road was also blocked by her.
How so? Xiao Ling only felt that everything was so ridiculous, like a dream. People in crisis are often like this: Wu Sihai, Wu Sihai, do you have any ...... Wait a minute......
"This, it's difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, and the old man also ......," Wu Sihai replied immediately.
However, in response to him, it was Xiao Ling's earth-shattering roar: Wu Sihai, what the hell are you doing?! (The novel "Transcendent Game" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be 100 lucky draw gifts for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! )R1152