"How's that for the boss; Have you brought all the stuff? ”

"Don't worry! Everything is ok. ”

"Xiao Chen, what about you! What did you bring? ”

"Now, that's all I carried. It's too dark in the tomb, I'm afraid of the dark~ I'm even more afraid of ghosts. ”

Saying that, Ouyang Chen (Xiao Chen) took out a flashlight and handed it to the peerless.

The peerless took it and looked at it carefully...... "This is a military brand anti-wolf flashlight?" With 200 volts of current, the lighting function is unbeatable! Xiao Chen, where did you get it? Uh~~ If you don't want to say it, then I still don't ask. Let's get started! ”

In the distance, in a deep mountain...... (I don't know exactly which mountain it is!) There are three sneaky figures. Among them, the oldest and most fierce-looking one is the boss of the gang of three, as his name suggests~ Since his parents hung up on the day he was born, he doesn't know what his name is? Simply point; If you don't do anything, you will directly name yourself the boss, and for this reason, this boss has been challenged by many people in his reading career......

Xiao Chen - formerly known as Ouyang Chen. is the youngest of the Gang of Three; The smallest in stature; The least daring; JJ's smallest small suffer. The younger brother who has been the boss since elementary school didn't want to participate in this operation, but in the end he was pulled by the boss and they came strongly.

The last one, I don't think you need to guess - he is the protagonist of this book, that is, the legendary pig's foot; His name is ...... [Peerless]. was originally extremely ugly in elementary school, and was often ostracized by his classmates. In this case, the Jeno was forced to meet the boss of them. Therefore (at first sight) + (same smell) + (adjacent to the same disease) = (but ask for a brother who died on the same day, same month, and same year)

With the passage of time~~ After reaching high school, the peerless became more and more handsome, and even became the school's school grass. It really surprised the boss. Due to the amazing appearance, the rubbing and school flowers and school grass of the brothers walked together. It just so happens that their names are also very fateful ---- elegance. It just goes well with the peerless name [peerless elegance]; The lovers didn't force each other to break up for some reason until after graduation.

It was also this incident that Peerless met his other goddess --- Heart.

E~ off topic. Let's talk about the purpose of their visit......

With the rapid development of the Internet era, games~ have also become an indispensable part of human beings. The three of them didn't have enough funds to buy the Chaos Country Game Warehouse that was about to be open beta in a month. Ultimately...... Forcing them to take the path of tomb robbing.

"Xiao Dai, are you sure that the real Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang was built here? Could it be that ~ the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shi Huang in Shaanxi are fake?? ”

The peerless smiled and replied: "It's not just that the Qin Shi Huang Mausoleum in Shaanxi is fake, the whole country doesn't know how many fake Qin Shi Huang Mausoleums, it's just that human beings haven't discovered it yet."

"Oh...... If that's the case, let's get started! I can't wait to do it," the boss said excitedly.

"Don't worry, the boss will take out the Luoyang shovel."

Hey...... "TMD, it's finally dug through; I'm tired to death."

Holding the anti-wolf flashlight in his left hand and a charm-like thing in his right hand, he slowly walked towards the mausoleum.

The boss asked suspiciously, "Xiaodai, what are you holding in your right hand?"

"It's nothing, it's a gold talisman I got from Taobao for a hundred yuan...... It is rumored that this charm can prevent ghosts and zombies, but I don't know if it's true. ”

"Oh...... Xiaoyo, what do you think is that? ”

The peerless took a flashlight and went to ...... In the middle of the road to the mausoleum lay several skeletons of white bones.

Peerless picked up the white bones on the ground, looked at them carefully, and said, "Judging by the freshness of the bones...... These are all people from the Republic of China period. Don't know what kind of attack they received? Forcing each of them to crush the severity of their sternum. It's as if someone has smashed it with a hammer. ”

Ouyang Chen said in fear: "Since this place is so dangerous, why don't we go back?"

"No," the boss vetoed, "Since you're here, how can you go home empty-handed." What do we have to get to go back, Xiaodai, you say? ”

"I don't care~ If you just want to get something, I want to ...... You've got it, you see. "The peerless finger points somewhere.

"See what?" The boss turned his head and said, "Suspicious?" How many black suitcases are there? ”

Peerless smiled and said, "Let's open it and take a look!"

The Boss opened the black suitcase...... The black leather case immediately radiated a thousand rays of light, and the eyes of the stabbing boss could not be opened.

Ouyang Chen exclaimed, "Wow! So many gold bars. Boss, little brother, we have made a fortune. ”

The peerless boss said, "Boss - since the goal has been achieved, let's go out first!" I had a bad feeling that if I stayed here any longer, I would be doomed. ”

"Let's go, what are we going to do with so many gold bars? If you have money, you have to spend it, let's go! ”

At the end of the corridor of the mausoleum, the peerless turned his head to look at the mausoleum of the black hole and said, "Goodbye...... Qin Shi Huang. (It's just that what the peerless doesn't know is...... Since then, he has formed an indissoluble bond with the Qin State. ）

Three days later............ "Boss, is that batch sold?" ”

"It's sold, it's a million in total, let's divide it!"

Jeo said: "Boss, just give me 300,000." I have to go back quickly, Xinyu will be lonely at home alone. ”

"Oh well! Let's go with you, and it just so happens that I also want to see your current girlfriend, who is not as good as Fenghua. ”

The account is divided...... A day later.

"Whispering from the Heart...... I am back. Whispering from the Heart...... Are you absent? Oops...... Where are you? ”

Running out of the residential community, the peerless three of them searched for one alley after another, "Heart Talk... Whispers of the Heart... Where are you? ”

The boss and Ouyang Chen ran over, "Xiao Dai, haven't you found it yet?" ”

Peerless Muna nodded.

"Hey! I found it, I called the police, and I posted a missing person notice, and the whole city of Beijing was almost three feet into the ground, where do you think she can run? Was it kidnapped by those traffickers? ”

"No way, Xingyu and I can only be regarded as a middle class, even if the kidnappers kidnap him, then why don't you ask me for money, it's been three days... There's no news at all, and I suspect it's not that simple. Could it be that the news of that shipment leaked??? ”

A month later...

Peerless sat on a stone bench outside the Forbidden City, staring directly at the majestic Daxiong Treasure Hall in a daze, and muttered, "Xingyu, where are you?" It's been a month, a whole month, do you want me to wait a year? It's still ten years, a hundred years, but you answer me! At least give me a deadline, let me have an expectation, do you want me to wait for you for a thousand years, do you think this is a soap opera, or a mythological drama, after a thousand years, I will have been dug up by my descendants and put in the museum in front of me to visit. ”

Ay... The boss and Ouyang Chen stood in the corner and looked at the peerless generation, and the boss sighed: "The little generation is so affectionate that he can't extricate himself."

"That's right, Boss. There's a question I've wanted to ask you from the beginning, why did the peerless brother come here and be melancholy! ”

"I don't know the specific things, I only know that he and Xinyu met for the first time here, I think he is taking advantage of the scenery to kill his sorrows."

"Oh, boss, then I'll help Brother Dai."

"Wait, come back. Don't be nosy, he needs to get through this by himself, as long as he gets through it, everything will be fine, we can't help him, in the end we can only rely on himself. ”

"But, I'm worried..."

"Alright, don't say it. I hope that in the game of chaos, he can regain the confidence he lost."

The two figures faded into the night, and ............ shortly after they left, a hunched figure appeared where they stood.

"Bitter, I'm bitter...... I-uh, what's the sound? ”

A wail drifted by—"Oops... Oops..."..., a white-haired old man wailed from the side.

Jedi shouted at the old man, "Old man, what are you doing here? Don't disturb my grievances with your wailing. ”

"Little brother! I'm having a herniated disc in my waist again, can you help me and help me up? ”

"Hey! , see you are so pitiful, just help you! ”

But no sooner had he walked than he stepped on a banana peel and rolled all the way to the old man.

After the vertigo, I looked at the figure of the old man standing upside down. "Little brother, what's wrong with you? I want you to come and help me, don't I want you to come and help me? ”

When he heard this, he was furious, and lifted the old man up by the shoulders, "Okay? I shouldn't have anything to do now, right? ”

"Wait a minute, my children are not at home now, can you send me back, I know you are a warm-hearted young man, you will definitely agree, right?"

"Damn, the peerless took out fifty yuan from his pocket, how can I take a taxi enough?"

"No, you can't take a taxi, my waist disc is herniated as long as I take the car, why don't you carry me home!"

"What? I'll carry you home, old man, with all due respect, where is your home? ”

"It's not far, I can't tell you clearly, you just need to get out of the Forbidden City, turn left, turn right, turn left, turn right, go forward, left, right, right, left, right, left, right, ......"

"Wait, Stop." Looking at the old man's continuous spitting, it seemed that there was a tendency to become more and more energetic, and quickly interrupted him.

"Just tell me how many kilometers your home is from here, right?"

The old man stretched out five fingers, "It's not much, it's five kilometers." ”

"What...... What, it's not far from five kilometers, you want me to tire me out? ”

Seeing the old man's expression that he wanted to cry again, the peerless generation hurriedly said, "Stop, okay, okay, the peerless bend down, you come up."

The old man jumped onto the peerless body in one jump, and the whole action can be said to be done in one go, without dragging mud and water. The peerless feet are down, and I think how heavy this must be! Let's say 200 pounds! How do you want me to go? The peerless stepped forward with trembling feet and slowly disappeared into the night...

"How long is it left, old man?"

"It's not far, it's almost there."

"Hmph, it's the 20th time you've said this, can you change some freshness, oops, I can't hold it anymore, rest first."

The peerless put down the old man and sat on the side of the road. "Ah, it's so cool, I didn't know how to cherish it when I rested before, but now I'm so tired that I know that rest is so beautiful."

The old man kicked the peerless who was as tired as a dead dog and said, "Don't sigh, it's time, let's go."

"Ahh Are you mistaken, I only have a minute's rest, you treat me as a mule. ”

The old man quietly took out a slender silver needle from his hand, and secretly pierced the needle on the peerless Baihui acupoint, and then, the peerless body began to tremble. The whole body was as excited as if it had been beaten with chicken blood, and he ran all the way with the old man on his back.

Rumble... The sound of thunder sounded in the sky, and soon it rained heavily, and the peerless and old man were drenched in soup, and they were almost hit by a car when they crossed the street, but fortunately they reacted quickly and avoided it.

Running and running - the peerless has unknowingly run out of the city and into the suburbs. He didn't make any stops during this period, and kept asking the old man's home. And the old man kept saying, "It's almost there, it's almost there."

What's going on? The peerless felt the ground under his feet begin to shake slightly, he wouldn't be so unlucky! Could it be an earthquake? Before he could finish speaking, several huge cracks opened in the ground. The peerless scolded: "God, what are you going to do? I've been hit by earthquakes, and you're trying to kill me. ”

Then began to flee quickly.

After several hours of running, Jeho finally came to the foot of a mountain, looking at the terrifying height, "Old man, your home won't be on that mountain, right?" ”

"You don't care if my family is on the mountain or not, look behind you..."

The peerless turned his head and saw a few pairs of green eyes. A line of fine sweat appeared on his forehead, your mother, although this place is far away from Beijing City, but there are no wolves, this is not a zoo, wolves have been touched by me, is there anyone who is more unlucky than me? .

Climbing in the mountains... Behind him chased a few wild wolves.

Drink... Drinking, finally to the top, "Old man, where is your home?" Uh, what about the old man? ”。 There was no one on the top of the mountain, as if it was only one person who walked up.

"Strange, could it be that I met some immortal, everything just now was just a test, or maybe I have the strength of a tiger now? Try it first. ”

First I ran on the spot - and then jumped, and the speed was just so average, "Is it because the strength has increased?" "Walk up to a big tree, smash it with a punch, and get stuck..." My hand. ”

The peerless said depressedly: "Hey, let's go home first!"

When I got home, I fell headlong into bed. "It's really a copied egg, and all the bad luck that I've had since I was a child can't compare to today's bad luck."

"Uh, why does it stink so much?" There was a lot of black liquid left on his clothes, which was viscous and extremely uncomfortable.

"Forget it, let's go take a shower first..."

After taking a bath, the peerless only felt refreshed and radiant, and even the youth beans were gone.

YY fantasized - is this the legendary washing of tendons and marrow, whatever, make up for it first.

Snore... Snore....

Author's Note:

Newcomer, new book, I am a student party. If you are still reading, please support me!