After a while, all the people present who had eaten the sake stuffed meatballs collapsed, and only TI sat quietly on the sofa, watching everyone pass out one by one, with a weird, lazy smile on his lips......

Two days later, a small shop called "Wish Pet Shop" in the center of the city was grandly opened, and it was very lively with ribbon-cutting and dragon and lion dances.

It is said that the biggest selling point of this small shop is that anyone who buys a pet in this shop can fulfill a wish. However, if you want to buy a pet, you don't use money, but you have to use your own life.

Many guests have come to see it, but they don't quite believe it, no one really trades life for pets. After all, life is still precious!

However, the owner TI doesn't seem to worry about business at all, he opens on time every day, waits for customers to come to the door while surfing the Internet, goes to the bar to pick up girls at night, and brings back one or even two different girls almost every night.

The second floor of the pet store is TI's residence, and the pets can hear TI fooling around with those girls every night, which is very harsh.

In the middle of the night, after TI sent a girl who had just fooled around with him out of the door, he paused briefly at the pet store on the first floor, smiled, raised his index finger and shook it, and said to the animals that bared his teeth: "I forgot to give you cat food and dog food, did I? Alas, I am tired and need to rest, so I can only let you go hungry first." ”

A little white fur Samoyed puppy lazily raised its eyelids, jumped up and waved its paw at the smiling face that TI was about to stick to the cage, and the force was so strong that the entire iron cage shelf where more than a dozen pets lived shook up.

There was a flash of blue light in the stabbing sound!

The tip of his nose was numb, and the feeling of electric shock made TI shake and take a few steps back, touch the tip of his nose, and look at the cat squatting in the cage.

The latter was licking his paws with his head down, his crystal-like dog eyes were spinning, and his tail was wagging around behind him, looking pure and innocent, but TI felt a cold murderous aura.

Obviously just a pet puppy known as the "Smiling Angel", but the fierce light in his eyes made him feel that he saw a large carnivore, if it wasn't for the cage, he would probably have been pounced on and bit his throat, right?

Being troubled by Samoyed, the other pets in the cage also opened their eyes slowly, and TI had a feeling of being suddenly in danger, touching the collarbone that was scratched by the snow ball the night before, and the ankle that was bitten by the small snowball also had a faint pain.

"Haha, I know you want to resist, but is this useful? Your consciousness has already crossed over to the animals, and my flesh is hidden by me in a very secret place, and it is all up to my people to infuse your flesh with nutrient solution every day, otherwise, your flesh will die long ago! If you don't want your body to be destroyed, just obediently!" TI said, walking up the stairs triumphantly, humming a tune in his mouth.

"Really, Brother Kun, you are too impatient, you obviously said that you want to pretend to be a pet dog obediently in front of that person. After TI left, a golden retriever in the cage next door to the Samoyed approached, and the fluffy and soft fur of the two dogs touched each other.

It uses the animal's unique language to communicate with the animals next door, and only the animals can understand it.

"Ah, the calculation was wrong, just a little bit!" Mokun Samoyed raised one of his paws, and the blue electricity entwined, colliding and making a sizzling sound, and said, "I'm sorry fawn, but I can't bear that smug face." Xixi's consciousness doesn't know where that guy got it, I'm so worried about her!"

"Then at least wait for him to get closer before clawing, so that the success rate will be high. The fawn golden retriever licked his fur, alas, after his consciousness crossed over to the animal's body, it seemed to be more and more affected by some characteristics of the animal itself!

"I might as well die!" There lived a light brown Garfield in the cage under the Mokun Samoyed, the cat was a little long and messy, as if it had not been trimmed for a long time, its limbs spread out and lazily fell asleep, opened a pair of godless eyes, and said with grief and indignation: "How can I bear this? Someone uses your body to fool around with other women in front of you every day!"

"TI, WHEN DID YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS REACH GARFIELD?" AND WHO IS THE CONSCIOUSNESS IN YOUR BODY NOW?"

T.I. Garfield said distressedly: "Brother MK, your IQ has gone offline since you became a dog? Your memory has deteriorated? Didn't I tell you before, it was the day before you came home from your honeymoon? I woke up and became a cat! At first, I thought my consciousness was swapped with that of a cat, but later I found out that someone else had taken possession of my body! How do I know who he is? But I'm sure he's a scumbag!"

The gray Persian cat who lives next to Garfield digs his nostrils with his paws and says, "It's going to rain and my mother is going to get married, and proper exercise for boyfriends and girlfriends is good for physical and mental health, I don't understand that these are really children!"

"Who don't you know, Gray Hair?!, I've watched the pay channel. T.I. Garfield fried his hair and said, "That man is dangerous, he smells dark and bloody, I just don't want my flesh to be messed with by him again." ”

"What right do you have to say that I am more miserable than you? I am a noble king, how many maidens have admired me, how many servants have revolved around me, I have already inherited the throne, but they have turned me into a cat. The DA Persian cat rolled over the eyes of the dead fish, dug out a mass of unidentified objects from its nostrils, pressed its paws and rubbed them at the bottom of the cage, rolled them into a round ball, and bounced out like marbles, and the unidentified objects flew out of the gaps, drew a beautiful arc, and shot into the cages of other animals.

"Wow, that's disgusting! Mokun Samoyed dodged with disgust, and the LO rabbit in the cage next to T.I. Garfield was also nimbly dodging the attack of unknown objects in the narrow cage, only T.I. Garfield was still lazily lying on his stomach, and the unidentified object that flew over fell on his body, and he said unlovingly: "Ah, I didn't eat breakfast early and I was so hungry that I couldn't move, ahhh That devil has taken over my body, and I am so addicted to the movement of exchanging body fluids between men and women that I have forgotten such an important thing as feeding, which is really bad!"

"Shut up, TI! It's all your fault, what are you messing with it?" Mokun Samoyed's paw flicked and landed on the cage of the DA Persian cat.

The blue electricity made the DA Persian cat let out a scream, and the original curly hair instantly straightened, and the claws that were picking at the nostrils poked the soft nasal cavity violently, and blood gushed out, dyeing the golden cat red.

"Do you have any grievances against the DA King?!" The DA Persian cat is also fried, apologize, bastard! Genetically modified dogs can discharge electricity, isn't it?"

"I don't!" After Mokun Samoyed became a little milk dog, his temper actually became like a child!

If it weren't for the cages separating them, they would have rolled into a ball and beaten each other up a long time ago.

"Don't make a fuss! Let's think about when we will be able to get Xixi's consciousness back! She is pregnant, and her consciousness can't leave her body for too long, otherwise, it may affect the fetus. Grandma Green Parrot stood on the shelf and said with a worried expression.

The LO pastoral cat in the corner cowered in the corner and said weakly, "I don't want to eat cat food anymore...... It's a nasty feeling......"

Before he finished speaking, he was frightened by the cold eyes of the adult snow tiger next door, and he screamed, and shrank into a corner and didn't dare to make a sound.

The consciousness of the adult Snow Tiger is the RU warrior next to the Duchess of NA, and his consciousness has passed through the body of the Snow Dumpling.

RU Xue Tuanzi likes to sleep very much, retracted his eyes, opened his mouth and yawned, revealing his little pink tongue, retracted and closed his eyes to continue sleeping, a big drowsy bubble appeared on his nose, "I don't care about anything else, I will never forgive anyone who disturbs my sleep...... I'm going to dream of my duchess tonight!" Then it fell asleep to the sound of dogs and cats.

Bai Bing (Lu Bing) little lizard said unlovingly: "Why have you all become cute cats and dogs, and I have become cold-blooded animals?

The fawn golden retriever said, "Don't be anxious! I'll talk to him and see if I can change it with you!" Wang—oh no, I seem to be looking more and more like a real dog now! Before I know it, the dog barks!"

And the little snowball next door said in animal language, "What the hell are you talking about? Why can't I understand it all the time? Why can't I understand my mother now? It seems to be very different from before!"

"Hey, don't make a fuss! I'll tell you what's going on! I'm SI! I know what's going on!" said the rabbit.

"Ahh

SI Rabbit said with some sadness: "Now it is MA who has crossed over to TI, MA and NA Duchess, who have betrayed humans and become the minions of the Artificial Intelligence Robot Legion!JU is now the supreme leader of the Artificial Intelligence Robot Legion, and the Artificial Intelligence Robot needs energy stones to start, and the energy stones are extracted from human life energy." However, there is not much energy left in the ten years of life on BT planet, and they have encountered an energy crisis, so they let MA's consciousness travel over first, try to collect people's lifespan, and then transport it back to BT planet. The people of BT Planet were wiped out by the Machine Legion and almost extinct, and the LI instructors also sacrificed their lives to protect humanity. Only BA, RU Warriors, and DA survived. But we refused to surrender to them, so they sent our consciousness over and traveled to the animals, which was both a punishment and a way for us to help collect life energy. ”

Mokun Samoyed said, "But don't you love Brother JU?

SI's rabbit eyes turned even redder, and tears flowed out, and he said, "I love that gentle, erudite, kind and upright Professor JU, not the indiscriminate killing robot now! He died! He died a year ago! It's just that I never wanted to face the reality! Now this JU is just a killing machine in human skin!"

Mokun Samoyed said: "But in this case, Xixi's consciousness should be sent to a guest's body by MA using my improved time and space traveler to help them fulfill their wishes! This is MA's method of collecting life energy! The only way now is to wait for Xixi's consciousness to fulfill the guest's wishes, and then travel back." If I'm guessing correct, her consciousness should have been worn over Snowball's body. The consciousness of the little snowball now is the consciousness of the real little snowball, so it has never understood what we are talking about. TI, WHO SAID THAT I WOULD BE OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE AFTER DRESSING AS A DOG?

T.I. Garfield said, "But your memory is really bad! What you said today, you probably forgot tomorrow!"

Mokun Samoyed said, "Maybe it's because I crossed over to your pet dog with SU. Who told you to genetically change it and it failed? Now it discharges, but its memory is worse than that of the average dog!"

TI said: "I just want to try the genetic change! This pet dog was originally bought by SU and me, and she said that she regarded the dog as the crystallization of our love! I didn't expect that after she broke up with me, she left the dog for me to raise, and she didn't care about it at all!

LO Pastoral Cat heard TI mention his ex-girlfriend, and said with some jealousy: "We can't get out, how can we find her? And she can't understand the language of animals! And she's such a selfish person, she won't necessarily help us!"

TI ROLLED OVER IN FRUSTRATION AND SAID, "YES! And she may still be having a good time with that man in Bhutan, and she hasn't contacted us in a while! Even if she wants to help us, she's no match for MA! She doesn't know where we are!"

Mokun Samoyed said, "My wife is most worried about me now, who is she helping to fulfill her wish now?

When Long Xi's consciousness traveled through the past, he found that he was sitting in a rather atmospheric café, sleeping with one hand on his cheek, and there was no one on the opposite side, but there were two cups of coffee on the table, and they were steaming happily.

She looked up in surprise, but she didn't notice any special person, so she took a sip of her coffee, intending to get up and leave, finding a safe place to receive the memories of the original owner.

She knew very well that only by fulfilling the original owner's wish could her consciousness go back and reunite with Mo Kun and the others.

Just as Long Xi was taking a step, suddenly a voice that was neither male nor female sounded, "Oh, you are Miss Hua, fortunately." ”

Long Xi looked up, and was suddenly blinded by Liang and trembled his legs.

This man is wearing a tight big flower T-shirt, stretched on his fat body, like vacuum-packed pork belly in the supermarket, and the lower body is a pair of silver trousers, which are also tightly sucked on the legs of the meaty dudu, and what is even more terrifying is that the pants are also covered with a super short miniskirt!

Looking at his neck again, seven or eight layers of necklaces and ornaments were put on one by one, and he didn't know what was painted on his face, it was miserable and white, but his eyebrows were painted black, and his lips were painted bright red, as funny as a face.

Sitting with such a person, shame on you!

Long Xi was about to open his mouth to refuse, but he was pushed by his hand holding the orchid finger, and immediately sat back on the chair.

"Miss Hua, Aunt Xu should have introduced my situation to you, right? I think I'll tell you again, lest you miss any point. My name is Wang Guiren, I am from this city, and I have three houses at home! As for me, I work in the customs, and the benefits are not too good! I usually like to travel abroad, and I don't take economy class, it's too noisy, and my favorite thing after work is to go to the beauty salon to maintain myself, so now I am in such a good state, you see my skin, is it very delicate? I can't see a pore!" Wang Guiren said.

Long Xi watched in amazement as the bewitching man stretched out his face, grabbed her hand on the table without notice, and poked it into his face.

Long Xi's fingers just touched his cheek, like an electric shock, and he suddenly shook off the man's slippery hand, put it under the table and rubbed it vigorously on his pants, still feeling panicked in his heart.

Wang Wang Guiren pursed his lips, looking surprised, "By the way, what's your name?"

Long Xi said with some reluctance: "I'm sorry, I'll go to the bathroom." ”

She hid in the bathroom to accept the memories of the original owner, only to find that she had actually traveled into Hua Yanyan's body.

It turned out that the first customer to patronize the "Wish Pet Shop" turned out to be her former high school classmate Hua Yanyan?

Hua Yanyan's family is poor and relatively snobbish,

In the past, he followed Manshahua's side, and he sneered at Long Xi.

Because she likes Xiaolu, she once bullied Wei Wei at the graduation masquerade, and was later teased by Long Xi.

But overall, she hasn't done anything bad, she's just getting angry.

She didn't get into college because of her poor grades in school, and after graduating from high school, she found a job as a front desk clerk to make money.

Her life has not been satisfactory.

Her father fell ill and died when she was very young.

Her mother is lazy and mean, she doesn't have a long job, and her pension is not much.

After Hua Yanyan worked, her mother kept forcing her to go on a blind date, hoping that she would find a good husband and improve her life.

It's just that Hua Yanyan still loves Xiaolu in her heart, because Xiaolu has never loved her and is discouraged, she just wants to lick her wounds silently, where does she have the intention of falling in love?

But her mother nagged at home every day,

She had no choice but to reluctantly start accepting the blind date arranged by her mother.

Where do you know that there are no good men on a blind date, and I have encountered a lot of unreliable men and strange people, and people like Wang Guiren are already trivial in the end!