There was a hint of anger on the girl's delicate face, and under the sword eyebrows were heroic eyes, and the sapphire eyes and baby-like pink skin were the perfect match, and just looking at her painting-like scenery could calm the mood.

The twelve or thirteen-year-old girl did not have obvious curves, the slender ponytail added a bit of boyishness to it, her standing posture was tall and her feet were powerful, as if she had really been trained in combat, and those military temperaments made her not look as weak as she appeared on the outside.

The long sword at the waist of the pink armor is inlaid with gems and patterns, which is obviously valuable, but the thin sword that is also delicate to the level of a work of art is obviously not suitable for the battlefield, and there are also two nondescript battle flags stuck behind it, and at this time, she is dressed in gorgeous clothes, but she pouts and is full of dissatisfaction.

"Poof, Roland, it's really for you. Her Royal Highness the beautiful Princess Peach. Hahaha! ”

"The same goes for you, this dress is so good for you. Maid Yanini. ”

At this time, Adam was wearing a black and white maid outfit with a golden wig, and the skirt of the maid's outfit seemed to cover his thick thighs, but it was impossible to hide all the five big and three coarse appearances, and the shoddy heavy makeup made it even more obvious that it was harlequinized.

After each other's losses, Adam and I glared angrily, he drew his broom, I took out the decorative sword, and the accumulated dissatisfaction was about to erupt, and the two were about to go to war, but an angry rebuke came from behind.

"I'm going to be on the stage right away, and if you tear the costume, you can perform with your real name."

The two looked at each other, and their faces were full of wry smiles, and they were deflated at once. It's all unlucky eggs who have been put on the fire. What else to earn. Fifty steps to laugh and a hundred steps is interesting.

"At least I'm better than you, and I know it's a man's spoof at first glance."

Well, it seems that some people still find it interesting, obviously wearing a maid outfit and wearing lipstick, and still puffing out their biceps, showing off their muscles to show their so-called masculinity.

"Well, be careful that you are recognized, it will be more interesting. Tomorrow's headlines' surprise. The Red Lotus Brave actually has a transvestite! ’”

"Then we'll die together! I would say that the starring role of 'Princess Peach's Adventure Tan in Another Dimension this time is you Roland! ”

"Huh. Do you think anyone will believe it? ”

"Ha, do you think anyone believes me like this?"

The moment I looked in the mirror just now, I was frightened by the beauty inside, but at this time, my heart was dripping blood.

In front of you is the square outside the Diefend Grand Theater, where the royal family will hold a large-scale fantasy drama "Princess Peach's Adventure in Another Dimension" in order to welcome the Peace Day celebration, which can be watched by any citizen for free, after the news broke. For locals who lack entertainment, it can be very tempting, as short as three or four hours. The square was already full of spectators.

Well, let's be honest, for some reason, we accidentally committed public anger, and as a result, in order to calm the anger of some people, we were forced to change into costumes and become the main and leading characters of the scene, or the heroine

"Why am I the heroine, and this guy is just the background and the trick! He doesn't have any lines at all, and the difference is too obvious. ”

"That's because we're punishing him and not the audience, if you look at the way he looks at you, it's because you're the main culprit as always, and don't think that no one knows about the Earth Elemental Plane, do you think that if you don't go home these days, you can let me slowly dissipate? Put on a good show, or hehe, you know. ”

Eliza's sneer was in her ears, and the more malicious act was that she was the author of this play, and I am afraid that she was ready to take revenge, and even despicably took hostages.

"Oh. No! Please spare which children! They are innocent! ”

"Look at your watch. Hmph, I really don't know how men like that kind of thing, it's just some fake"

"No, that's not a false product, that's real art, that's perfect art that comes from life and is higher than the truth, it's a treasure that countless male compatriots dream of, do you know how much effort I spent to get them, that's my savings for more than a hundred years, it's the painstaking work of countless masters of different eras, it's the only art treasure in the world!"

Hearing this, Adam was also shocked.

"No wonder it is so familiar, the last time you shared with me 'The Lustful Earl and His Thirty-six Concubines', is it the masterpiece of that classical landscape painting master one hundred and seventy years ago? His style is so unique that he actually painted figures? Or a comic book! ”

"You still know how to do it. It took me more than two months to get rid of the bandits who threatened him, and for the sake of my efforts, he agreed to make an exception for me. Great! ”

"It's more than praise! It's invincible! I really didn't expect that the artistic conception of landscape painting would have such a good effect on the beauty, and it was actually turned into a real person with a flat surface, which is lifelike! Margaret is a big fan of his, and she has two treasures in her house, and if she knows that you let the master paint these for these children, she must not let her know! ”

"Hmph, art is supposed to serve real life, and it is a disease to say that you are high and low. Obviously, the creation is out of life and no one likes it, and he also scolded the audience for the poor level of appreciation, not what is the worm in the head. ”

"I always feel that you are inexplicably black, what is it, is this how all your special products come from?"

"Of course, each one is a time-tested super-treasure, the result of a lifetime of talent from those masters. It's all my blood pressure that I have to deal with."

"Roland, you're a real man!"

Ignoring the fuss, Adam looked at Eliza flatteringly, hoping that she would see that these were irretrievable masterpieces in the history of art.

"Please let these children go, they are more important than my life, come to me if there is anything."

But the demon girl smiled, and the smile was sweet and cold.

"A work of art? Is there more important than life? You really deserve to be single for the rest of your life. ”

Then Eliza turned away in a rage, but the threat remained.

"Want those things back? Yes, it depends on the level of performance you are waiting for. This is a script I wrote just for you. Enjoy. ”

"That year. The Great Demon King of Sabah from Ghost Island swept the world with ghost soldiers. And our hero, Princess Peach, is also determined to drive away the Demon King and embark on a journey alone."

Even though my heart was full of uneasiness, the narration on stage and the applause of the audience urged me to go on stage.

Finally, I reviewed the lines, and it seemed to be a magical modified version of the 'Legend of Momotaro', which was the fairy tale I told Eliza the most when I was a child. There is nothing out of place in the lines, no one should take the initiative to ruin Miè's childhood, thinking of this, I also relaxed a little.

"Wow, what a beautiful little sister!"

"A bit like Princess Renee, but smaller than her, is it her distant relative?"

Taking a deep breath, ignoring the distraction in front of him, he drew the decorative sword and read the lines he had prepared.

"Hey. The Sabah Demon King is too powerful for me to defeat alone. Isn't there any other warrior willing to help me? ”

"As long as you give me the bunting, I am willing to become your subordinate and fight the demon king with you!"

Here, according to the development of the plot, Princess Peach will collect monkeys, dogs, and chickens successively, and it seems that Eliza has not messed around casually, and this should be the first "monkey" to appear.

I sighed as I turned my head to look at where the voice came from.

"Poof!"

It was a tall figure, even obscuring the sun above my head, and all I could see in front of me was the golden muscles that radiated a greasy glow.

It was a super strong man wearing only a thong, and one by one bodybuilding movements were staged, and the shining muscles were sweating in the sun, making people feel hot to look at, and at this time, there was still a fascinated blush on that delicate face.

"I'm so happy to be able to play against my father, Omar, Omar, Omar!"

The strong man with a tiger's back and clear eyebrows couldn't stop roaring excitedly, and the muscles of his body were still twitching nauseously, I silently took two steps back, and drew my sword again.

"Huh."

Yes, no matter how you look at it, this pervert is the highest power in the Ciro Empire, and I did invite him to participate in the celebration, but I didn't expect him to give me a "surprise" as soon as he came.

With a monkey tail added to the back of Omar's pants and a strange monkey-eared hat, it seems that he is the "monkey general" in this scene.

"Ahh What is that! ”

"Mom, there's Superman!"

"Baby, good, don't point at him, that's not Superman, it's a pervert. If you encounter it on the street in the future, remember to call it chengguan. ”

"I'm blind! Sure enough, it's free and there's no good goods? Is it too late to retreat now? ”

Just the appearance of Omar, just the huge contrast created by the beautiful boy's face under the strong muscles, made the people below wail.

I almost understand, maybe the plot is normal, the lines are normal, but if it is a group of gentlemen who are acting, then this drama is outside of common sense from the beginning.

But at this time, it is already difficult to ride a tiger, so let's just play blindly.

So, after a few minutes, I wasn't at all surprised to see the big druid with wings and beak.

"Is the rooster flying? Well, at least he remembered to be dressed. There is still progress. ”

"No, father, look carefully, his 'clothes' and 'pants' are all feathers, they are conjured by himself, he is worthy of Ah Ying, he is actually naked on the stage in a dignified manner, and he is so naturally accepted by the world, he is worthy of being a super master of the bison pie!"

I can almost appreciate the deviation of different people towards art, and the feeling of Eliza when she heard me say this just now.

Helplessly, according to the requirements of the plot, after taking off our shirt and throwing it to this 'chicken', we continued to embark on the journey of defeating the demon king.

"Having gathered two companions, Princess Peach and the demons fought fiercely, but with just the three of them, their strength was still insufficient, and when they were most troubled, in a small village, she met her most loyal retainers"

I nodded, since there are chickens and monkeys, the rest are naturally dogs, I hope the guy who plays 'Loyal Inuhachiro' this time will not be too outrageous.

"The Bull Demon King from another world!"

"Poof!"

I still underestimated someone's vindictiveness, and the expression of consciousness on my face ushered in a more crumbling development. The Supreme Bishop of the Church of the Law appears in a bronze mask. It looked the same as the other two. Fortunately, he still remembers wearing a pair of briefs.

"Pounds!"

Three pairs of big hands were clenched together, and there was a fire burning in the three pairs of big eyes, but all in front of me was shiny muscle sticks.

"Brother!"

"Dude!"

"Muscles!"

The three brothers of the three bases under the moon were formed at this time, the fire of friendship was ignited among the three of them, the sweat of the wave carried the smell of youth, and the people below had begun to flee in despair and screams, who wants to risk their lives to watch the drama, to this point. Everyone knows that the next development will be very fatal.

"Ahem."

I tried to suppress the urge to vomit blood, and since it had reached this point, no matter how bad it was, let's finish it.

"Muscle bombing!"

A certain big man jumped up and bombarded the poor knight with his chest muscles (royal knight cameo).

"Bull Demon Hug!"

A certain naked mad cow hugged the two poor dragon sets B and dragon sets C, and the two people who were almost suffocated threw me a look for help, but at this time, I just wanted to hide in the corner of the stage and shiver.

"Feather Projection!"

This "Divine Chicken Feifei", who threw his feathers to attack his opponent, was partially naked again, and laughed even more happily, while his opponent. but happily rolled off the stage, just arrived at the stage. began to celebrate his successful escape.

There are three gentlemen under this month, what the hell, monsters, it's just the end of being killed in seconds, the only side effect

"The ghost brothers are so pitiful"

"Three perverts are too strong, uh, it's disgusting."

"Leader D, surrender quickly, you can't blame you for not working hard, it's the opponent who is too outrageous."

"Bastard! Send out that ghost! ”

Well, the audience actually began to sympathize with the evil ghost army, and under the hard work of the three generals, before they knew it, Princess Peach and her three servants had become the evil party.

"Yayanini, your end has come! Ha, do you think pretending to be an ordinary village maid will be able to escape my eyes? Evil ghost army spy, your identity"

With a roar, I slashed my sword into the corner, and the figure trying to shrink its own sense of existence was pulled out of the background.

"Boom!"

Swords and brooms collide as we exchange resentment.

"Obviously, you didn't have my role, but you actually changed your lines. It's enough for you to die by yourself, what are you going to do with me out? ”

"Want to survive alone? Don't! ”

Well, the "Princess Peach" and the "Maid Spy" on the stage competed in long-lost swordsmanship, and the chicken, monkey and cow trio continued to bully the poor evil ghosts, but the audience below was inexplicably hot.

"What a great swordsmanship!"

"I can't read it, but it seems to be very powerful and interesting!"

"Come on! Ghost army, kill those three perverts! ”

"Maid, don't lose!"

And in the chaos, the plot once again ushered in a new twist, the villain boss Sabah Ghost Prince appeared, and as soon as he spoke, the whole world was calm.

"Ah, as a pacifist, it's really sad to see the scene in front of me, by the way, I have the attention to solve this qiē Lovely Princess Peach, please marry you, I will make you happy. As long as we become one family, there will be no more disputes in this world. ”

"Eliza! What are you just doing! ”

Seeing Eliza with the devil's horns appear in a princely costume, the appearance of bowing down and proposing marriage scared my vest cold.

"Me"

My mind was blank, director, what the hell is going to do with this script.

What's next? Is it a promise? Or do you go to war according to the plot? God, the lines aren't written.

"No, Princess Peach belongs to my necrophile prince!"

Well, the sudden arrival of the pumpkin cart brought a new whirlwind, and the appearance of Prince Amira in an evening dress caused countless exclamations, and when she also proposed on her knees, the black cat on her shoulder was already rolling wildly with laughter.

"Nope. Sister Peach is my Apple Princess's! As long as there is true love, even if we are blood sisters, what does it matter! ”

"Renee! You dead girl, why can't you join in the fun! (To be continued......)