No, I've got to hold him up, or who knows what he's going to do!"

Thinking of this, I took out the lightning strike wood and thought about shaking him to the ground, but my hand was just about to fall, and a bucket of toilet water on my head and face splashed me and the crooked neck mercilessly. Chinese ≈=.≈8≠1z≈.

Your mother, ** is excited, which is equivalent to pushing him out!

And the crooked cold voice disappeared with a cry: "I'm not done with you".

Well, he was blown away, but he certainly didn't leave the hospital, and it shouldn't be easy to recruit back.

"How's that!" Aunt Cleaning stood up suddenly, nervous and excited: "I've done this!" Is the lad gone? ”

me, I sighed, this is tricky, I can't get him back at all, and since he is provoked by me, then this time he will either die or I will die.

Xiao Liang heard the noise here, and hurriedly ran over and asked how things were, I said it again, and her face turned pale: "I'm really sorry, I took the emergency just now, and my life is at stake, I can't help but go over."

Your mother, my side is also a human life!

The cleaning aunt realized that she had made a mistake, and asked anxiously, "Did I do something wrong?" So what's the whole thing? ”

What else can I do, things have come to this point, and the worst thing is to beat the crooked neck before I retaliate against me.

In fact, there are three rules for us in this business, one, don't test your own words, two, don't cheat guests out of money, and third, don't bully innocent dead people.

Because of these three, they are all light and damaging yin and virtue, and serious are damaging yang and longevity.

The crooked neck is not guilty to the extent of ashes, if I do this, I really don't have any good fruit to eat, which can be regarded as a counter-injury.

For the first time in my life, I miss 6 Fenlai, if she is here, no matter what, she will not let the cleaning aunt fall asleep, say the wrong thing.

Faced with the embarrassment and frustration of Xiao Liang and Aunt Cleaning, I waved my hand and said don't take it too seriously, fortunately, there is one last way.

Xiao Liang and Aunt Cleaning came to their senses as soon as they heard it: "What way?" If you say it, we'll do it this time! ”

I replied, "That is, to truly fulfill his wish." ”

Xiao Liang had already heard me say that he had a crooked neck, and his face couldn't help but turn red: "But, where can we find him?"

"Since you can't find a one-time one, let's find a long-term one." I replied, "Tell him a daughter-in-law." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Liang was stunned: "How do you say daughter-in-law?" Is it a ghost marriage? ”

I nodded: "Can his parents be contacted?" ”

Xiao Liang was a little embarrassed: "I couldn't get in touch, and as soon as I talked about him, I hung up the phone." ”

This crooked neck is a pig, and the dog doesn't gnaw.

But it's simpler, I'll take his place as his father and mother and make a ceremony for him.

Now I am not only a gentleman who is both civil and military, but also worthy of a secret marriage like the seventh uncle, and then contracted the funeral director like Jiye, and I will become the almighty king.

I asked again where the crooked neck cemetery was, but Xiao Liang said that there was no cemetery, and after the crooked neck died, his two parents said that it was a medical accident and insisted that the county hospital pay money.

That's even better!

I asked, "There must be one of those unclaimed female corpses in the morgue, right?" ”

Xiao Liang nodded.

I asked Xiao Liang to take me to the morgue to find a female corpse.

Generally speaking, this kind of corpse that dies and no one cares about it is also very hopeful to be buried in the ground, for two reasons, first, they can't eat sacrifices during the New Year's holidays, and they will live a more bitter life, and the generous gift of the ghost marriage is very tempting, and the second is that the dead who are alone actually hope to be accompanied, so some people will spare no money to match their deceased relatives with the secret marriage.

Therefore, this matter, for the woman who is equivalent to being abandoned here, is beneficial and harmless, and generally will not resent me for arranging it indiscriminately, and will be grateful to me for finding a companion.

The female corpses in the hospital are generally the same as the mute women before, they can't find out their origins, and after being frozen for a long time, they will inevitably have blurred faces and look very terrifying.

Although Xiao Liang is a professional in dealing with the human body, he recently learned that there are really ghosts in the world, and he couldn't help but be a little scared, and urged me to pick it quickly.

I searched for a long time and found a big-chested and young man: "Do you have any information about this person?" ”

Xiao Liang checked and said that the woman was in her twenties, had no information, and died in a car accident.

Okay, that's her.

Then, Xiao Liang helped me find the crooked neck.

As soon as I glanced at the crooked neck, I instantly knew why he couldn't find a girlfriend.

With a greasy and long head, acne on his face, a rosacea nose and squinting eyes, he can be a special actor, no wonder he can't realize such a wish, think about his short life, it is estimated that nothing good has happened, there is such a sustenance, and it collapses, and it is pitiful.

So I asked Xiao Liang to go to the funeral street to buy me some white wedding characters and some white silk cloth, face sacrifices, and wedding supplies, and roughly decorated the morgue, and lit two dragon and phoenix white wax, this morgue is heavy in the gloomy atmosphere, a little light everywhere is a huge shadow, the flames jump and jump, it looks particularly gloomy.

Then I asked Xiaoliang to put on a white coat for the big-breasted woman, and I put on a plaid shirt for the crooked neck—according to the description of the patient, this kid should love to wear this.

Then, I hung the red flowers with "groom" and "bride" written on the placket of their clothes, and put them side by side, and covered the big-breasted woman with a red silk on her head and feet, which played a hijab.

He took another piece of red thread, wrapped one end around the little finger of his left hand on his crooked neck, and wrapped the other end around the little finger of the big breasted woman's right hand.

Then put the three auspicious things needed for marriage, these three auspicious ones are a cup of wine, dumplings for descendants, and longevity noodles, which means that the circle is complete, the children and grandchildren are full, and the meaning of fate is continuous.

Xiao Liang was very scared when he looked at these cumbersome procedures, and asked tremblingly, "Can it be done?" ”

"No problem," I replied, "there is such a good thing that I have dreamed of, and the boy will not fail to come." ”

Then, I found a useless broken basin and lit a yellow paper ingot, and Xiao Liang squatted behind me and watched, soot and ash together, choking and coughing.

Xiao Liang wants to stay here because the proper underworld wedding actually requires two officiants, a man and a woman, and we can't wronged the big-breasted girl, but all the gifts that should be done have been fulfilled.

I taught Xiao Liang: "When you feel that someone is blowing on your shoulder, you will say, hold hands forever for the rest of your life, support each other until the white head, and the bride walks red silk." ”

Xiao Liang was scared when he heard this: "What does this mean?" ”

It means that the bride comes to get married, and she needs Xiaoliang, the woman, to pimp, no, the matchmaker leads it.

But when she said this, she must have been afraid, so I told her not to think too much about it, just read it out, but there is one thing to remember, that is, once the white candle on her side is extinguished, run quickly, and never look back.

Xiao Liang's face turned blue and nodded.

If the white candle on the bride's side is extinguished, it means that the bride is not satisfied with the marriage and wants to make trouble, of course, this probability is very small, more difficult than buying a lottery ticket, so tell her, just to be foolproof.

The dowry of the secret marriage is three golds: gold ingots, gold bars, gold paper, and when these things are burned, I suddenly feel a cool air in my ears, and I crooked the cold voice of the neck: "You didn't lie to me?" ”

It felt like a crooked neck on my shoulder.

I hurriedly said: "It was a misunderstanding just now, and now it's all ready for you, please please, please please, the hole is warm, the moon is full and the fish are on the water, and the groom celebrates the reunion." ”

Xiao Liang couldn't hear the crooked neck talking, and thought that I was suddenly talking to myself, and I was even more scared, and suddenly at this time, she also seemed to feel something, and her face turned white, and then, tremblingly, said: "I will always hold hands for a lifetime, support each other until the white head, and the bride walks red silk." ”

Now, the bride is here!

After saying this, the cool air in my ears disappeared, and in the dim candlelight, I saw a small black shadow running towards the two corpses, and at this time, Xiao Liang suddenly secretly grabbed my hand, and the voice that was as low as possible was full of horror: "Look at the red silk, is it moving?" ”