Trial of the rivers and lakes, the first general dungeon in the martial arts world, players with a reputation of 10 points can participate. The difficulty of passing this dungeon is not high, generally speaking, if MT has 300 qi and blood and 30 defense, it is easy to get through this dungeon.

There are two reasons why the Thousand Miles Sky Woman has not been to this dungeon, one is because he heard the system announcement yesterday afternoon, and the player [Xingyu Cake] led the team to take the first kill of the Jianghu Trial...... For this kind of copy that can't get the first kill, Brother Ku is not very interested.

The second reason is that the things dropped by the trials of the rivers and lakes are not very eye-catching, except for the blue pendant with a very low explosion rate, none of the other things can enter the eyes of the cool brother fat. At that time, Kunshen hadn't gotten the good luck red pants and lacked enough confidence in his character, so he didn't expect to go to the rivers and lakes to test his face and get that blue necklace.

As the so-called time and time, with the blessing of the red panties against the sky, Brother Ku has a new understanding of his current character, even the world's first little donkey can be opened by the red hand brother, what else can't be opened?

With this kind of confidence in daring to take off his pants, Kunshen is ready to go to the rivers and lakes to try out!

As soon as he entered the dungeon queue, Ku Ge Fat felt a vibration in his body, and immediately heard the system prompt: "Dear player, someone called your number, suggesting that you don't forget the important things in your life while playing, please exit the game and answer the ......"

Gao Chao canceled the queue, quit the game, and as soon as he picked up the phone, he heard a series of machine gun-like questioning female voices: "Big brother, what do you want to make trouble, what have you done to Teacher Cang?" ”

Hearing the question of the charter wife, Gao Chao said unhappily: "Didn't buddy accidentally go into the toilet and see her changing clothes, she didn't lock the door herself, who is to blame?" I'm more curious than you, what kind of trouble does this Teacher Cang want to make, look at this urine sex, she wants to make a storm all over the city, everyone knows, right? ”

"Huh? Did you see her change her clothes? The charter lady was surprised, and then she lowered her voice, revealing a lewd tone that only a female man has: "How is it, Mr. Cang's breasts are big, do you think it's E-cup or F-cup?" ”

Gao Chaoqi didn't fight in one place: "Didn't she make a small report to you, why did you ask me when you knew it?" ”

"You're thinking too much, who told you that Mr. Cang asked me to make a small report?" The charter lady said, her tone becoming a little sad: "However, the situation is more serious than making a small report." At noon, Teacher Cang specially came to me for lunch, and then told me that she wanted to move out......"

"Huh?" Gao Chao was taken aback, and then asked, "Why?" ”

"Isn't it because of you, livestock, I've been miserable by you this time!" The charter lady shouted loudly, and her tone became even more painful: "Today, Teacher Cang's words are very subtle, and I understand what she means." I used to play a package ticket, and there would be no male creatures in this house, and even male dogs were not allowed, so Mr. Cang was relieved to come and rent my house. It's different now, you moved in, maybe Teacher Cang didn't think it was convenient, she planned to check out. ”

Gao Chao was speechless, feeling a little lost, he hadn't had time to establish a deep revolutionary friendship with Teacher Cang, how could this poetic, sullen young woman just leave?

"I can't help it, do you know, when Mr. Cang just joined the work three years ago, because the staff dormitory was not settled, he rented a house from me, and he lived there for three years. In the past three years, she and I have been very good friends, and I don't know when we will see each other again. ”

Speaking of this, the charter wife let out a heart-wrenching cry: "Mr. Cang, a superb tenant, is difficult to find with a lantern!" She has a good temper, loves to be clean, and her room is always spotless, who doesn't want such a tenant? After she left, I didn't even feel like I was going to love anymore. ”

Hearing this, even a person with such a thick skin as Kunshen felt guilty.

Today's Kunshen is no longer so self-centered and has learned to put himself in his shoes. From the perspective of the charter wife, it is indeed a pity to lose such a tenant. Thinking that this kind of superb tenant left because of himself, Kunshen couldn't help but feel a burst of caution.

Thinking that he may be at the end of the world with Teacher Cang, Kunshen is a little sad.

After the charter wife expressed her love enough, she suddenly changed her words: "A person as good as Teacher Cang, you say, can I let her go?" ”

What do you mean, is there a turnaround? Hearing the words of the charter wife, Gao Chao's heart moved, and he hurriedly said: "Definitely not, if I were you, I would have to keep her even if the rent was discounted by 5%!" ”

"50% off? You dream about it! It can be seen that the charter lady is a "very principled" woman, and her principle is to die and not give in to the issue of money, only to hear her continue: "In order to keep Teacher Cang, I had to tell a lie, I am calling you now, just to let you cooperate with me." ”

Gao Chao sighed in his heart, and he still had the feeling of recalling the eventful years of the past. The charter wife is very similar to those black-bellied girls in the anime who love to tell a little lies, and from time to time she will tell some strange lies, thinking that when he was not developed, he helped the charter wife round a few lies. Looking back now, it's actually quite interesting, those are all precious memories of youth.

After settling down, Gao Chao felt nervous and asked, "You won't say I'm a friend, right?" ”

Based on Kunshen's understanding of the charter wife, he felt that this girl was eighty percent likely to tell such a lie.

It turns out that Kunshen really knows the charter woman too well......

I only heard the charter lady say in surprise: "How do you know? ”

"............" Kunshen cried bitterly, feeling that there was no hope in life, and the happiness of the lower body was ruined by the words of the charter wife, he said in a pathetic tone that no one had ever come before: "Sister, can't you think of a slightly constructive statement?" ”

"Yes, it's not just constructive, I also specially thought of a melancholy and sad background story for you!" Speaking of this, the charter lady coaxed: "Sister is righteous, I definitely didn't reveal your identity." However, in order to keep Teacher Cang, I had to weave a sad story. You don't know, Teacher Cang is very emotional, and when he hears those bloody stories, he is especially easy to be moved......"

"Don't talk about what you don't have, get down to business, what kind of story did you make up for me?"

"That's right, I first define your identity as a professional gamer who pans for gold in Europe's second-rate leagues."

"And then?"

"Then you were cheated out of your money by the man you loved, that is, your good friend who had been in love for seven years, and he swept away everything from you...... From then on, you were disheartened and returned to China. You are emotionally traumatized, you can't find hope in life, your state has plummeted, the domestic second-class clubs don't look down on you, and you are facing a serious problem of food and clothing...... Eventually, an angelic sister appeared, and that angel was me, and I took you in with great mercy. ”

"............" Kunshen was defeated by the strange lies of the charter woman again, and he wondered, what is this female man thinking about all day long? Soon he discovered the most critical flaw in this lie and asked: "There is a question I don't understand, why do you want to take me in, and what kind of emotional entanglement does I have with you?" ”

"It's simple, because you're my distant cousin!"

"Damn, be your cousin again?"

"What's the 'again'? With this addition, you've only been my cousin twice! ”

“…………”

"What do you mean, I don't dislike being your cheap cousin, and you're still picky?"

"Can you change the backstory?"

"Can't!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure, because I not only told Teacher Cang this story just now, but also called Ning Jia and Xiaoxiao by the way. Tsk, I didn't realize until today that I have a talent for being a screenwriter. Your backstory brought those chicks to tears. Especially Teacher Cang, she reacted very much, and when she left, she also said: No wonder I look at him so melancholy, it turns out that he has suffered such a serious emotional injury......"

“……！！！” Kunshen was speechless, and felt that tears were about to burst.

"Cousin, you will be wrong, from now on, they will treat you as a good sister."

"Cousin, didn't you push me into the fire pit? You say, how will I make a girl in the future? What if my bubble girl is seen by the girls next door? ”

"What a big deal, do you know what age it is? The era of double friends! In this era, many double friends like men first and then women. Either like women first and men later...... If you find out, you say that since you have been emotionally frustrated, you have never liked men and have begun to like women.

"Well, it seems to make some sense...... "Kunshen, who has always been straightforward, is not good at lying, and his straightforwardness has offended many people, and he has been appreciated by many people. And now, the straightforward Kunshen is led into a chain lie that no one knows the ending of his "cousin" charter wife.

When it was done, the charter lady finally showed her fox tail: "Dear cousin, I have done you such a big favor, should you show a little?" ”

Gao Chao raised his vigilance: "What do you want to express?" ”

The charter lady smiled and said, "Don't be so nervous, I seem to be going to cheat you for millions." I thought about it, although you and you are not as good as you were back then, the basic skills are still there, and a small copy like the abuse of [Jianghu Trial] should be no problem, right? ”

Gao Chao said angrily: "What do you mean it's not like back then, are you talking like this?" ”

"Brother, I was wrong, it's all my fault, I mean you are not old, can you take me?"

"Don't talk about these nonsense, be honest!" Kunshen is more vigilant, according to his experience, as long as he calls him "brother" in the charter room, there is no good thing 100%.

"Hehe, you found out...... In fact, this is the case, in the morning, I read a 100% strategy to overthrow the [Jianghu Trial] BOSS in the forum, and confidently took Ning Jia and Teacher Cang to the next copy. As a result, that strategy was too clumsy, we hung up three times, and I was embarrassed to call myself a high-end player in front of them...... Cousin, how about you be merciful, help us, and take us to a [Jianghu Trial]? ”

Hearing this, Kun Shen's heart blossomed.

He was worried that it was too boring to form a field team to play dungeons, if he could go with Ning Jia and Teacher Cang, he could not only show his awesome and coquettish operation, but also cultivate a deep relationship with the girls, in short...... It's exciting to think about.

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