On the Houston plane to San Francisco, the Warriors players still couldn't let go of the previous game.

"I'm not defending anymore, they still can't put the ball in the hoop, my God, is our opponent the CBA?" West stretched out his hands and asked helplessly.

“CBA？ You're overestimating those in Houston, and our opponents are kids in the middle school league. Jackson snorted.

Chamberlain flipped through his phone, and Curry leaned in to take a look, and saw that he was not reading the news, but browsing the address book.

"What are you doing?" Curry asked curiously.

Chamberlain smiled and said, "I have an idea, guys, forget it, let me ask first, what are you going to do in a few days?" ”

Barnes stretched and said lazily, "Of course, it's a good night's sleep." ”

"Nonsense, you must be going to your mother's house to kneel on the keyboard and invite your daughter-in-law home." Jackson pouted and said, "If I were you, Mark, I would have taken a shotgun to drive back my daughter-in-law who ran back to her parents' house, and I can't get into the habit of my daughter-in-law going back to her parents' house casually!" ”

Iverson kicked him in dissatisfaction and said, "Boss Jack, can you do it differently?" ”

Hill laughed, Iverson had made a lot of trouble about his wife kicking his wife out of the house at gunpoint, and people still talked about him.

Barnes gloated and said, "Aaron, Jackson definitely refers to Sang scolding Huai, pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey, if I were you, I would never be able to bear it, and I would definitely kill this son of a bitch." ”

Jackson raised his middle finger and sneered: "You can talk at will, anyway, it's not my daughter-in-law who ran away, or she ran away with the child." ”

Barnes picked his nose and stopped talking.

The others came up with the idea of how to get Barnes back, and the plane was suddenly in chaos, and West shouted, "If it were me, I would climb the window and hide in the bedroom, and when she came back, I would her until she was honest!" Of course, Mark you don't have a big gun like me......"

"Get out!" Barnes shoved West and scolded.

Chamberlain pulled away from the noisy group and shouted, "I'm serious, bastard, you all seem to be fine, good, I've prepared an event, let's all join in." ”

"What activity?" West asked with interest.

Chamberlain smiled: "That's right, I watched a show on NBC last night, it was a movie star who put on makeup to deal with fans, and I suddenly thought, if we put on all the makeup and put on the old man's face to go to the Dukedom to gamble, wouldn't it be interesting?" ”

The Dukedom, like Locke Park, is a street court, though the former is nowhere near as famous. The Duchy is located in Dallas and is also a stadium for streetball players.

"Good idea." Jackson's eyes lit up, and he said, "But I'm not interested, I'm going to take a vacation." ”

Barnes scoffed, "You're definitely going to go to women, and I bet even if you go on vacation, you're going to take a bunch of to find and." ”

Jackson shook his ass proudly and said, "So what? My wife won't say anything, so you better find a way to coax your wife. ”

"Damn, can't you stop talking about it?" Barnes cried out in pain.

Chamberlain yelled, "You two get out of the way, I'm very serious!" ”

Most of the people touched their noses and pretended to be busy, and Chamberlain was dumbfounded when he saw it, and asked, "Don't you think it's a fun thing to do?" ”

Marbury shook his head and said, "I don't think so, I want to vomit when I play streetball." ”

Hill also said: "I just want to go shopping with my wife. ”

"WOW, good man." Gibson and the others gave Hill a thumbs up.

Chamberlain looked at Curry beside him, Meng Ku smiled and waved his hand, and said: "I'm afraid of being beaten, once I played streetball, and I won a lot, they surrounded me and beat me up, and from that day on, I swore that I would never play streetball again." ”

"With me and Z here, who of them would dare to beat you?" West said as he put his hand on Curry's shoulder.

Curry cried and said, "But they have guns, and I bet those bastards are the same as Arenas, they carry guns." ”

West patted his crotch with a big grin and said, "I also have a big gun here!" ”

"Get out!" Chamberlain shouted, "I don't care, the All-Stars are too boring, let's have some entertainment ourselves, Allen, Delondy, Curry and Carlisle, we're going to Dallas, so let's team up with the five of us." ”

"Will it be seen?" Blair looked at his size suspiciously and said, "Z, especially you, the yellow race, people will recognize you." ”

Chamberlain smiled mysteriously and said, "Don't worry, the makeup artist I found will definitely make you yourself unrecognizable." ”

After the game against the Rockets, the Warriors went on vacation, and Nelson Sr. took five players on the plane to Dallas, while the others herded sheep.

Dallas is the third-largest city in Texas and the ninth-largest in the United States.

Founded in 1814 and officially established in 1856, the city now has a population of about 1.24 million and an urban agglomeration of more than 6 million. The backbone of the economy is the petroleum industry, telecommunications, computer technology, banking and air transport. Dallas is located in the interior of the United States, lacking water lines of communication, and its thriving economy comes from a strong oil and cotton industry. In addition, Dallas is located on several rail and highway lines, and land transportation is very well developed.

What really made the city famous all over the world was the assassination of US President John F. Kennedy in the city on November 22, 1963.

After arriving in Dallas, the all-star bus to pick up the plane has been waiting for a long time, and Chamberlain and others were warmly welcomed by reporters and fans after getting off the plane, and many people took the plane together to spend the All-Star weekend, so as soon as they got off the plane, there were fans on the same plane who asked for autographs.

Chamberlain is easy to talk to, All-Star Weekend is here to play, what do you want I will give you, do you want to pose? Okay, so all kinds of coquettish poses, you want to sign? Lao Tzu sent a group photo.

The fans were hooked, and the cries for SUPER-Z rose higher and higher.

Finally getting on the bus, Durant smiled and said, "Hi Z, you seem to be very popular here." ”

"I'm popular everywhere." Chamberlain said triumphantly.

Durant was envious and asked, "Can you make me popular too?" ”

Chamberlain's eyes rolled and he asked, "Do you really want to increase your popularity?" ”

Duran nodded and said, "Of course." ”

Hearing this, Chamberlain was overjoyed, and secretly said that you were sent up to find death by yourself, don't blame Lao Tzu for being too ruthless and black.

He smiled and said, "That's the guy, I'm planning an event, I want to go to the Duke's Stadium to challenge the street ball players......"

"Oh." Durant answered and sat back with a disappointed face, playing with street players, this kind of thing is not a gimmick.

Chamberlain didn't care, and continued: "But I'll put on some makeup, and I'll be an old man or a woman, and in short, no one will recognize me, and it will be interesting." ”

When Durant heard this, his eyes lit up, and he said, "It seems like a good idea, okay, count me in." ”

"Count me in." A muffled voice rang out, and Chamberlain turned his head to see Rose looking at him.

"I thought it would be more interesting because I never went to the street court after I wore makeup." Ross explained, "I love streetball, I'm invincible. ”

Ross gave the impression of being low-key and honest, and Chamberlain was really surprised to hear that he was also going to participate.

The reason why I want to re-invite people is because Iverson's daughter Messia is not feeling well, and he has to accompany her daughter, so she will not be able to participate in the event together, so there is a shortage of people.

Chamberlain touched his nose, just one more as a substitute, perfect!

After reporting from the hotel, the stars had nothing to do on the first day, and from tomorrow they were going to participate in All-Star charity, joint training, and other activities, and then there was no time to spare.

Starting at half past four in the afternoon, Chamberlain took the players to 'Show Your Eyes', the most famous local makeup photography company in Dallas, where a total of more than 20 makeup artists were waiting for them, and then Chamberlain, Rose, Durant, West, Curry and Blake sat in the swivel chair and began to apply makeup.

The makeup that Chamberlain wanted was not as simple as smearing something on his face, his whole body was smeared with a kind of black optical oil paint, directly from a yellow person to a black man, and then the makeup artist connected a circle of white beards to his face, and finally brought a wig with a trench hairstyle, and Chamberlain changed his appearance all of a sudden.

It was just the initial work, and then, when his paint dried, the makeup artist hung a loop of silicone around his waist like an extra circle of fat, and he also had a double chin and silicone skin on his bare arms, making his skin look baggy.

After putting on makeup, Chamberlain didn't even recognize himself.

Rose, Durant and others did the same thing, in short, to make them look old, at least sixty or seventy years old.

Durant doesn't have to pretend to be an old man, because he always likes to hunch over and bend over, plus he looks sad at any time, and he looks like a sixty-year-old with simple makeup. The makeup artist put a gray beard on his chin and a pair of reading glasses, no matter how you look at it, he is not the young killer Du.

Curry is more miserable, because of his delicate appearance, the makeup artist dressed him up as a girl, and he is still charming.

"Why should I be a woman? I'm against, I'm protesting! Curry exclaimed disgruntly.

"The objection is invalid, and the protest is dismissed." Chamberlain smirked, "Whether we can play or not depends on whether you can charm those guys." ”

Spike Lee holds a video camera to video the crowd, which is also part of Chamberlain's documentary.

Curry wore a brown-red soft wig, his skin was whiter, and a lot of silicone was padded on his chest and buttocks. Later, he had eyelashes, heavy makeup, and colorful fake nails on his hands, and he really looked like a beauty.

West smiled wickedly and went up and touched Curry's breasts, exclaiming in surprise, "It's as cool as a girl, and the elasticity is awesome." ”

"Get out!" Curry angrily shoved him.

Chamberlain gave Blair a look, the latter pressed Curry, Chamberlain also went up and touched it, and grabbed a handful on the buttocks, Rose frowned and said, "Don't you feel a little disgusting?" Stephen is a man after all. ”

Chamberlain thought about it, it was really disgusting, and Curry was even more disgusting.

A makeup artist took out a pair of black silk pantyhose, and Curry's expression was extremely hideous, exclaiming, "Impossible! ”

Chamberlain threatened: "You have too much leg hair, you are a woman, you can't have so much leg hair, so you have to wear stockings, or we will touch you again." ”

Curry cried and said, "Z, you didn't say this beforehand. ”

West laughed, "If he had said it, would you have done it again?" ”

Chamberlain said regretfully: "I originally prepared two women, and the AI also had to dress up as women, it's a pity, he didn't come, and Derrick Rose was too strong and not suitable." ”

"Isn't there still Kevin?" Curry asked expectantly.

Durant laughed and said, "Have you ever seen a two-meter-one woman?" Even if you've seen it, have you ever seen a two-meter-one woman still play with a big windmill? That's not realistic! But women who are 1.9 meters old are very common, and it is also common for women to project accurately. ”

Curry was desperate.

Rose was much more serious, and he asked the makeup artist, "Man, will our strenuous exercise affect these things on our bodies?" ”

The makeup director smiled: "Don't worry, it's impossible, even if you go to the battlefield, these things can't fall off, they need to be washed off with potions." By the way, can we take a photo together? I think my youngest son will love the way you look now. ”

At seven o'clock in the evening, in a minibus, the group excitedly drove to Dealey Plaza.