150 toad heads
Chinese people have a characteristic that is different from foreign countries, that is, they are particularly recognizable, and the relationship between their fellow villagers is quite close. Therefore, the ancients listed the old acquaintance of other places as one of the four joys of life, and it can be compared with the long drought and the sweet rain, the title of the gold list and the candle night in the cave house. That's why there is a saying that you don't kiss the villagers.
Lu Wan's uncle was no exception, when he heard that Zhang Jin was also from the Black Province, his big mouth suddenly opened up, and his big arms like horses and bears were also very affectionate on Zhang Jin's shoulders, "Oh? Let's say we're authentic folks. There is a saying that makes the fellow see the fellow with tears in his eyes.
So we'll have to fix it in a minute! ”
A group of people greeted each other for a while, and after greeting Boss Shi who was packing up his things again, the six brothers of Luo Bei surrounded Lu Wan, the fierce uncle, and went back to the box.
As soon as he sat down, Luo Bei, the host, hurriedly began to disperse smoke. The first one, of course, was handed to the uncle he had just met.
didn't think about it, Luo Bei handed over the cigarette, the old uncle just glanced at it, and pushed it back with the corners of his mouth upturned, "You are a good cigarette, but your uncle I can't get used to it, it's tasteless!" As he spoke, he reached out and took out a palm-sized cloth bag from his pocket, and as soon as he opened the mouth of the cloth bag, a strong, choking smell of tobacco emanated from it.
The old man took out a stack of two-finger-wide and three-inch-long pieces of paper from inside, and then pinched out the browned broken tobacco leaves from the cloth bag and rolled them. Skillfully rolled into a toad head with three or two strokes, and after pinching off the pointed paper twist on the head with his hand, he compared the old dry tobacco in his hand to Brother Luo Bei'er and said: "I still like to smoke this strong!" How about it, would you like to try it? ”
The six brothers are all smokers, and they are all fresh, not to mention that this dry tobacco is respected by the old uncle, so why don't you take it quickly?
So the six brothers stretched out one by one, following the example of the old uncle, pinching the dry tobacco with one hand and the other hand, and rolling up the toad's head.
In the end, it took half a day's work, and the six brothers had a toad head in their hands, but to be honest, except for the one in Zhang Jin's hand, which can be called a compact package and a beautiful arc, the dry cigarette rolls in the hands of the other brothers are really ugly. Or the loose touch will leak out of the cracks, or the thickness is uneven.
This is really not Zhang Jin's boasting, to put it mildly, the toad head in Zhang Jin's hand is more standard than the one in his uncle's hand. It can be seen that the benefits of "Three Kingdoms" in all aspects are countless.
The Grandmaster-level Jewelry Jeweler's Grade 10 Finger Liliang, the Grandmaster-level Organ Master's Grade 10 Liliang Precision, and the Grandmaster-level Tailor's Grade 10 Finger Flexibility are not given for nothing. Not to mention rolling a toad head, even if it is the most exquisite kung fu, precision welding or precision machining of the eyes, Zhang Jin will not be worse than a skilled worker for more than ten or twenty years when he first gets started. Even if you don't kill people, in all aspects of life, the gang G of "Wulin Three Kingdoms" is really a bit big! Some industries in the sub-profession can allow Zhang Jin to monopolize the head of the turtle; The industry that does not have a sub-profession can also make Zhang Jin talented. Definitely a true all-rounder. After rolling the dry tobacco, the six brothers followed the example of their uncle, and held the cigarette holder of the toad head in the direction of their teeth, and then each took out a lighter to light it and took a deep breath......
"Cough, cough, cough, cough ......" In addition to Zhang Jin, the five brothers coughed at the same time, one by one with a handful of snot and tears, which looked quite sad. A person who is used to smoking cigarettes dares to take such a big sip for the first time he smokes early, who is uncomfortable if he is not uncomfortable?
The embarrassment of the brothers made Zhang Jinle blossom. The superiority of the possession of "Three Kingdoms of Martial Arts" is once again reflected.
The attributes of more than ten times the ordinary human physique are not given in vain, it not only provides Zhang Jin with more than ten times the physical strength and endurance of ordinary people, but also brings Zhang Jin more than ten times the immunity of ordinary people and the resistance to various injuries. It is no exaggeration to say that with Zhang Jin's current resistance, not to mention such a little stimulation of the trachea brought by such a toad's head, even if he stays in a high concentration of oxygen for thirty or fifty minutes, it is not a big problem. Physically, he is definitely a first-class demon!
The bear-like appearance of the five brothers wiping their tears made the bad-hearted uncle who had just met laugh very treacherously and happily. It is estimated that this straightforward guy didn't have any good intentions at the beginning of the smoke, and he was waiting to see the excitement!
After glancing at the embarrassed five brothers with a dark smile, the old man of the Lu family saw Zhang Jin next to him but was enjoying it very leisurely, so he also leaned over and said with a smile: "I see that you are quite used to it, have you ever touched this thing at home?" ”…,
Zhang Jin naturally couldn't say how special his physique was, so he could only follow his tone and say: "Well, it turns out that my grandfather's kang has a cigarette basket on his head all day long, and he has secretly tried two.!" ”
Although Zhang Jin actually did not smoke this dry tobacco, when he was a child, there was really a chimney basket on the kang head of his grandmother's house, which is not a lie.
Zhang Jin still remembered that when he was a child, there was a word in Nagada at home called Northeast Sanbao. The so-called ginseng, mink, and deer antler velvet, the three treasures of the Northeast are sold for money, and they are for outsiders. The three treasures of the Northeast are the cotton boot otter on the ground, the cigarette basket on the kang and the sauerkraut jar in the warehouse.
Zhang Jin remembered that when he was a child, the weather was much colder than now, and there was always a month below minus 30 degrees every year, and even if it was minus 40 degrees, there were occasional days. If it is directly said that it is temperature, southerners may not have an intuitive feeling, but if you use an analogy, it is much clearer.
Let's put it this way, Zhang Jin tried this kind of temperature when he was a child, and spit on the upper of his shoes, which was definitely not on the upper, but bounced off, because the saliva was so far from the mouth to the shoes that it had been frozen into ice slag! One can imagine how terrible and murderous this temperature is!
At that temperature, if you wear ordinary leather boots or cotton shoes, you can freeze your feet after walking outside for more than ten minutes. But this cotton boot otter is different. The lining of cotton wool, sheepskin or cowhide, deerskin bag skin, boot otter grass lint is absolutely warm!
Even if it is more than minus 40 degrees, it will not be cold if you kick into the snow in cotton boots and boots, and walk for an hour or two.
And there is a saying in the Northeast that as long as your feet are hot, your whole body is not cold. Therefore, for those who have to go out in winter, the cotton boot otter on this foot is more important than the dogskin hat that covers the head.
In the past, people in the Northeast, perhaps because of the cold weather, whether it was an old man or a lady or a girl, they all liked to put a fire on their mouths. Therefore, a chimney basket is an indispensable item in the home, especially in the winter. The old ladies who love to go to the door, go into the house, sit on the kang, with wool in their hands, a toad in their mouths, and a short house in their mouths, not to mention how happy they are. Definitely a big treat!
As for saying that the sauerkraut tank can become a battalion, it is not reluctant. Compared with the first two treasures, its importance is no less!
The Northeast is cold and freezing after autumn, but it is not as good as the south, and you can still see a little green in winter. Zhang Jin still remembers that when he was a child, there were three kinds of vegetables in winter, cabbage, potatoes, and radish. Some people live carefully at home, at most they can send some bean sprouts by themselves, or plant some garlic seedlings in flower pots. Every autumn, each family will buy hundreds of catties of potatoes and cabbage at a time, and put them in the vegetable cellar to store. It should be eaten until next summer, when fresh vegetables are on the market. You can imagine what it tastes like to eat these three dishes in five or six months. Napping cabbage, stir-fried cabbage, cold cabbage, shredded potatoes, potato chips, potato wedges, radish dipping sauce, radish soup, radish dumplings...... That's enough to eat.
There is an extra sauerkraut tank, which is equivalent to changing the types of vegetables from three to four, which shows the importance of this sauerkraut tank. Moreover, the dumplings filled with white meat and sauerkraut meat were definitely the peerless delicacy of the Northeast at that time!
Of course, although the meat ticket of that era has been canceled, it is definitely a luxury. Eight or nine cents a pound of pork belly, a piece of more than a pound of back quiet, front groove, in Zhang Jin's eyes at that time, the state banquet was nothing more than that! Therefore, white meat can only be eaten once when neighbors and relatives kill pigs, and dumplings filled with sauerkraut and meat are also rare to eat.
Because his parents also moved his family to Kyoto City, Zhang Jin never returned to his hometown in Hei Province after graduating from school. So with Uncle Lu's uncle, a fellow who has just come over from the black province, the conversation is also quite hot. Let's talk about the first snow of the year, and talk about the white fish in Xingkai Lake......
Just when Zhang Jin and the old uncle of the Lu family were chatting enthusiastically, the other five brothers finally stopped coughing and straightened out their breath. However, they didn't dare to continue to hold the toad's head in their mouths, spitting out clouds and fog like Zhang Jin, but they all had palpitations to extinguish the dry cigarette roll they had just smoked, and replaced it with a filter machine-made cigarette.
After Meimei took a sip of the soft and smooth China, Luo Bei remembered a question and asked, "Uncle, why did you come here by yourself?" Why didn't you let Wanwan send you over? "...,"What to send?" It's not like I don't know the way? Besides, this wine table is obviously a battlefield for our men, so what is it for her to mix blindly with a girl? Lu Wan's uncle said with a big grin after taking a puff of smoke.
"Do you know the road? Didn't you just arrive today? ”
Hu Dongyue's curious question was exchanged for a big roll of the old man's eyes, "Let me tell you, don't treat us as mountain cannons who have never seen the world." I'll tell you, when I came to Shenzhen, you probably still carried your schoolbags in the classroom honestly! I don't know, your uncle and I were the first batch of troops stationed in Hong Kong back then, and Hong Kong and Shenzhen are more familiar than you! ”
The brothers were in awe.
To be honest, Zhang Jin's brothers don't have a good impression of most uniform professions. Because they simply can't enforce the law fairly.
And the only thing they can admire is only two uniforms, one is this barracks green. Every flood, earthquake, and fire can always be seen in the most reassuring green, and the name of Zidi Ping has not been tarnished.
The other is the orange-red color of firefighting. Here are some of the people who always show up in the most dangerous places.
As for the rest of the uniforms......
Seeing the looks on the faces of these brothers, Lu Wan's uncle was even more proud, "Also, do you know why my sister's Xiaowan came to Shenzhen after graduation?" That's the idea I gave her! Because of this, my sister complains about me a lot! ”
After speaking, he slapped Luo Bei's back twice more, "Boy, do you know?" If it weren't for me, how could you marry such a haode daughter-in-law now! ”
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