My heart lifted up at once, and when I looked back, I saw a black gentleman staring at us suspiciously.

What do you care? What the do you say?

But I couldn't say this directly, so I had to smile and say: "You may not know that there is a commotion at the gate, and there is a commotion, and we can't get out, so we have to go through this door." ”

The black gentleman had a slender fox face, and his eyebrows and eyes were very similar to foxes, and now his eyes slyly glanced at us, like a lady of the neighborhood committee, and said, "Why are you in such a hurry to risk going out through the door of death?" ”

"It's not like my brother was beaten at the door of the three ghosts just now," I nodded at Guo Yang behind me: "Wait for the treatment." ”

Guo Yang's injury is not fake, Xiao Mao's eyes turned from one end to the other, as if he was playing some bad idea, I have a spectrum in my heart, the hand that grabbed Xiao Mao's waist was harder, and Xiao Mao's pain twitched all over his body, grinning his teeth.

Mr. Fox's eyes also turned around, and he suddenly whispered: "I'm not interested in the affairs of the Three Ghost Gates, but when you go out, I'm afraid you plan to go out secretly, and you don't want to alarm others, right?" ”

My heart sank, this fox eye is really like a fox, treacherous.

As the saying goes, no profit is too early, since this mouth is opened, it is obvious that the fox face will not let us go in vain, so I said directly: "The matter on our side is urgent, and I really don't want to alarm others, why don't you please make it convenient?" Today you give this favor, we remember, in the future there will be a chance, we will reciprocate. ”

The fox pursed his lips with a face, and his eyes slipped around to talk about trading and exchanging things: "I'm a thin person, but the people around me are not easy to deal with, you can go out, why don't you do some business with me first?" ”

This is clearly blackmail, this place is all barter, and he wants to use this to turn a blind eye in exchange for something on us.

I took a deep breath and smiled at him: "Yes, you said that you fancy something, and if you can take it, I will definitely give it." ”

"Okay, I just like you to be such a refreshing offspring." The fox's face was smiling, and his eyes were dripping on the head of the big fat dog with his buttocks: "I don't want anything else, I want you to be a tiger dog." ”

I mentioned in my heart, grass mud horse, you are not stupid!

The ass is probably figured out, and it was still wagging its tail nervously, but it won't shake anymore.

But the ass and I are like brothers, how can I push it out for myself: "You know, this Pihu dog recognizes the master, it's not something I can give if I say it, I can't talk to the beast, it depends on its ......"

"Young man, the Pihu dog only thinks that the master is stronger than himself," the fox smiled with a rude face: "I look, you may not be better than me." ”

As he spoke, he looked at his buttocks: "Dog, dog, do you say yes?" ”

The ass didn't move, staring gloomily at the fox face while looking at me again.

I pressed one hand on the big fat head of the butt: "This really doesn't work, you can talk about one other thing, but if we ......"

"Ahem," the fox moistened his throat and was about to shout, "I heard that the Three Ghost Gate fought over the matter of the three-legged bird, and now it's ......"

I grabbed the fox face: "If you have something to say!" ”

"Yes," the black gentlemen around him also echoed: "But I don't believe it, people with three-legged birds have the courage to come here to die, what kind of rumor is it?" ”

"I think it's the same, after this regular meeting, the three-legged bird will appear, how can it be so coincidental."

"Hearing is believing, seeing is believing, and unless I see it with my own eyes, I really don't believe it."

To see it simply, I can see it with the tattoo on my back exposed.

Cold sweat mixed with blood flowed down, Mr. Fox looked at me in surprise, lowered his voice and said, "Young man, how did you get this injury?" Nothing is wrong, right? Or did you suffer this injury for the sake of the three-legged bird? ”

Greatly, his ill-intentioned eyes must have seen something, but he didn't seem to have any interest in the three-legged bird and being the leader - ten birds in the tree is not as good as one bird in hand, and now it will definitely not be any good to fight with the person with the three-legged bird, otherwise I won't be able to fight out of the encirclement, so he plans to take the opportunity to extort Pihu from me, and he is simply catching a bald man and scratching it.

"Isn't it just a dog?" Xiao Mao couldn't bear it anymore, and whispered: Can't you just give it to him? Is dog life more important or human life important?

"Ass is not your average dog." As soon as Lu Hengchuan raised the dead fish eye, he secretly pulled me out, meaning that he would break out if he couldn't do it.

It's nothing to hit this fox face, but there are so many people here, and if the fox face falls, it will definitely cause an uproar, and when the time comes, all the black gentlemen will be alarmed, so it will be troublesome......

Just as I was quickly turning my brain to think about it, my ass suddenly turned around, and I passed over at the fox's face, stretched out my fat dog's head, and rubbed it against the fox's face's legs - admit the Lord?

I was stunned for a moment, and the fox face was stunned at first, and then laughed at me: "It is worthy of being a psychic tiger dog, and it really only recognizes the strong master and knows the current affairs!" Okay, the dog stays, you can go, this deal, well done. ”

Pleasantly you are paralyzed, I stared at the ass: "Come back, I don't need you to change!" ”

And the ass was unusual, lowered its throat, and barked at me fiercely, which meant that as long as the fox face gave an order, it would turn its head and bite us!

"Ass ......"

"That's a tiger dog?" At this time, some black gentlemen came around, as if they were very interested in the ass, and the ass really seemed to be trying to attract the attention of others, swaggering and shaking their own flower skin.

Lu Hengchuan dragged me stiffly: "Why don't you leave?" Guo Yang is dying! You won't be unaware of what butt means. ”

Of course I know that the ass is deliberately taking himself as a quid pro quo, just so that I, the master, can get out!

"The dogs don't recognize you anymore, what are you waiting for?" Xiao Mao was also anxious: "Don't leave yet!" ”

I gritted my teeth, looked back at my ass, and said in my heart that I would definitely save you, you must wait for me!

And my ass didn't look at me at all, as if it didn't know me at all, but I could see it clearly, and the butt bulb was like a dog's eye, as if it had a layer of mist in it.

I hardened my heart, and while the black gentlemen were all looking at their butts, I opened the door and went in—just the moment the door was closed, I also heard Jiang Shao's voice ringing curiously: "Isn't this my rich brother's Pihu?" He said that he would be the same as his relatives, and he would not change his ......"

The voice was cut off by the door.

I regained my spirits and led them out, and the passage was dark and had a strange smell, sweet and fishy, like a funeral smell!

Looking at the past, it is dark here, almost the same as in the ghost gate, but there is a little difference with the ghost gate, that is, the ghost gate is endless, but here it is very narrow, there is only a thin passage, like a long alley that cannot be seen.

Strange, where does this place lead?

I turned around and asked Xiao Mao: "You said that this place is dangerous, what kind of danger method is it?" ”

"This place is the intersection of the Three Ghost Gates and the underworld, why is it abandoned, it is because this intersection is often unstable, sometimes it will collide with people in the underworld, and the Yin soldier aisle or something, it is even more commonplace," Xiao Mao lowered his voice and said: "But my grandfather showed me the auspicious day of the zodiac, at this time, there is no Yin soldier aisle and impermanence hook soul, it should be safe......"

Before Xiao Mao finished speaking, I suddenly heard a low suona sound in the distance, similar to the family sending team in a costume drama.

Before I could react, Lu Hengchuan's voice suddenly became nervous: "It's broken......"

"What's wrong?" As soon as I looked up, I saw a small group of people at the end of this long passage, and in front of them were two lanterns, fluttering and flickering, and those people were wearing very high white hats on their heads, and sure enough, they were all playing suona, while blowing suona, they were also dancing with strange steps, like a special dancing god.

I condensed my breath and went to the Yingxiang acupoint, and I smelled it at once, this funeral smell, I'm afraid it was passed from this team!

If there is a funeral smell, then there will be a dead person!

"What's going on......" Xiao Mao was also dumbfounded: "My grandfather clearly said that at this time, there is no impermanence, and there is no Yin soldier......"

"Your mother," I said, "this special thing is neither impermanence nor a yin soldier, this special thing is a ghost marrying and marrying a ghost!" ”

And behind the group of dancers, there is a very large white thing, if you look closely, you can see that it looks like a sedan chair - but the sedan chair is made of paper, Lao Tzu has been selling paper with Ji Ye since he was a child, and he doesn't know how many he has pierced!

"Ten fierce evils, ghosts marry, people meet, body and soul," Xiao Mao stammered, "We're too unlucky, right?" This ghost marrying is the first of the ten evils, and when he encounters a guarantee that he can't touch a good fruit to eat, let's either ......"

Xiao Mao's meaning is to go back, but we have entered the ghost gate, where is it so easy to go back? Sure enough, Xiao Mao turned around and touched it, and the door had disappeared like last time.

This can scare Xiao Mao numb: "Li Qianshu, you, you have to think of a way......

What can I do, when you encounter a "ghost marry", you'd better hide behind a big tree, and when the ghost marrying passes, close your eyes, one can't breathe, two can't make a sound, and three can't touch, otherwise you will collide with the ghost to marry, and it is very likely that you will be dragged away by the evil ghost who marries as a stand-in.

Now we want to hide, but this place is like a narrow alley, and it is a bit difficult for three people to walk side by side, where to hide? Once you meet that team, the consequences are unimaginable......

Seeing that the team of ghost marrying relatives was getting closer and closer, I gritted my teeth and said, "Now I have no choice but to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, and wait for them to step on us, otherwise no matter whether you stand and squat, you will be bumped into by him and them - you all remember, don't gasp." ”

"Is that okay?" Xiao Mao was puzzled: "A few of our big living people are stepping stones for them, and they can't find out?" ”

"You know a fart, dead people's eyes are all looking forward, and very few are looking down," I gasped, "Besides, do you have any other way?" ”

Xiao Mao was silent.

"There's no other way, just do as I say," I first helped Guo Yang off Lu Hengchuan's shoulders and pressed him to the ground, then took off his clothes and covered him, covering his mouth and nose - this cover made my heart skip a beat, Guo Yang's breathing was getting weaker and weaker, especially only the breath coming out but not the incoming air, I had to save him quickly.

I hope God willing, let this ghost marry, hurry over, so that we can get out quickly.

Lu Hengchuan and Xiao Mao followed closely and stuck to the ground together, both holding their breath and covering their exposed skin.

The sound of "woo ......" suona usually sounds either sad or festive, but the suona sound at this time only reveals a chilling weirdness, intermittent, and fundamentally different from what you usually hear, very much like a soul-hypnotic.

I swallowed a little and watched the team of plain white and tall hats jumping towards us.

As the things got closer, I smelled not only the smell of burial, but also the smell of paper ashes, reed poles, and dyed paper.

These smells have been with Jiye in the wreath shop for many years.

These things are afraid of the tide, the tide will change color, will be "not cool", the paper work is not good, no one likes to buy - the business is light, no one loves to buy it is even worse, and the raw material money for buying paper cannot be replaced.

Ji Ye usually doesn't make much money, and he has to share some spare money from time to time - Ma Erniang in the east of the village is blind with cataracts, and her daughter-in-law doesn't serve her, Ji Ye will secretly buy some malt milk essence for her to put on the kang table: "Your daughter-in-law asked her to bring it." ”

The old man Shi in the backyard was paralyzed, and no one was waiting for him, so Ji Ye bought diapers and said that he would sell them at the market, and he would suffer a loss if he didn't buy them.

God is a penny.

A stupid old man like Ji Ye can really be a black man?

"Click...... ......"The team of ghost marrying relatives should be getting closer and closer, in addition to the sound of suona, you can also hear the sound of pieces of paper rubbing - there is no sound for dead people to walk, this sound is made by the paper clothes on their bodies."

As this funeral procession got closer and closer, my heart became tighter and tighter, and my heart said that this time we must be lucky, and it will be okay to step on us, but don't make any more trouble.

Just as they were about to step on our heads, suddenly the sound of suona and footsteps stopped.

My heart is cold all of a sudden, Uncle Cao, this is going to be a bad thing!

Sure enough, a thin voice sounded overhead outside: "The ground is uneven. ”

Another voice replied, "It's not fair." ”

These two voices are not to mention Dot's madness, they are almost as close to fingernails scratching glass.

"Step on it, right?"

"What if the bride is bumped?"

"There's no other way......"

yes, so let's go, don't fucking grind, a moment is worth a thousand dollars!

"Let's go, then."

"Let's go."

I breathed a sigh of relief, and then I felt something blowing from the top of my head—a bit like the wind, weightless, just cold.

"It's smelly!" Suddenly, another voice shrieked: "It's smelly!" ”

Your mother, is it the smell of blood on me and Guo Yang?

The voices changed their tune: "There are living people, right?" ”

"There are living people!"

"The Living Are in the Way......"

This tone suddenly changed to a happy tone, and I laughed, as if I saw something good right in front of me!

"Hey, hey, hey."

"Hahaha."

"The bride's gift."

There was such laughter overhead, and then the sound of those paper clothes rubbing became even louder, like a team of ghost marrying relatives eager to try and find us!

And this time it was delayed for a while, Xiao Mao's side may be holding his breath a little too much, and he grabbed my hand with one hand, as if urging me to hurry up, but this team just won't leave, and I can't drive them away like herding sheep!

So I pinched Xiao Mao with my hand, which means that you fucking bear with it, but Xiao Mao seems to be completely desperate, I can hear it clearly in my ears, he didn't hold his breath, and the "hiss" came out.

It's a dog!

It's broken, once they find out and collide, what should I do? Otherwise, Guo Yang's side is even more dangerous......

Sure enough, the sound of the paper rubbing stopped, and I was stunned, why didn't I move? Don't you notice?

But no sooner had this optimistic thought popped into my mind than I heard a shrill voice ringing in my ears with a giggle: "Found it!" ”

A chill pasted over, fuck you, now I don't want to collide and I can only collide, I just wanted to get up and rush over, but suddenly I heard a gasp above my head: "I recognize him." ”

Huh? Who do you recognize?

"He's the chosen one," the voice said with a hint of fear, "it's an errand." ”

Selected? Who chose it?

That's right...... I remembered it immediately,, the last time I went to the ghost gate to call Lu Wei's soul, I met a big guard of honor, and the voice inside the guard of honor did say that he wanted to leave me.

For this matter, my godfather also tried his best to clean up the mess for me, and I still think that my godfather has figured this matter out for me, why, I still ......

"Go around!" The feeling of being blown by the wind above the head is even more urgent, and it is estimated that the team of ghosts marrying relatives is in a hurry, and it is all given down from us, and it is estimated that the sedan chair is not stable now, and the sound of the paper rubbing is even more powerful, and then, the suona and the sound of the team are completely gone.

When I looked up, there was no longer the sound of the wedding procession.

"Okay, okay," I quickly pulled Lu Hengchuan and Xiao Mao up: "It's over." ”

Although Xiao Mao looked happy for the rest of his life, he was very puzzled: "But I don't understand, how did this get mixed up?" ”

"It's not a mix," Lu Hengchuan raised his face, looked at me with heavy eyes, and said very seriously: "Li Qianshu, when were you selected to be an errand?" ”

I was furious by his expression: "Errand, what's wrong?" ”