The first six-five cute, terrifying bet
As soon as Li Yan sat down in the classroom, he saw the hypocritical girl Yang Kang come over, sat down beside him, and said with a smile: "Li Gongzi, I am already starting to prepare for the helm of our gang. ”
"What?" Li Yan Khan: "Isn't it? Really? He originally built the sect of "Flying Snow Shoots White Deer in the Sky, and the Laughing Book Hero Leans on the Blue Duck", the intention was to take in a group of bear children who no one wants, but he really didn't think about carrying forward the gang, but he didn't expect the emperor to be in a hurry and the eunuch was in a hurry.
The hypocritical girl took out a house deed and said with a smile: "Look, this is a storefront in the most prosperous area of the Black Wood Cliff Commercial Street, it was originally a pharmacy, but then it closed down due to poor management, I took this store down, and I have hired a mason to redecorate it and make it the helm of our gang." ”
Li Yan was sweating profusely: "Isn't it...... Don't tell me that you hired a porter, a servant, a handmaid, or anything. ”
The hypocritical girl said: "How could it be that I didn't invite it, of course I did." But you can't see them yet, and they won't come to work until the helm is finished. ”
Li Yan turned his back to the sky at forty-five degrees, speechless.
The hypocritical girl said seriously: "Our gang's combat effectiveness is not strong now, it is good that the main helm is located in the Black Wood Cliff, it is safest to be protected by the Black Wood Cliff, if we drive the main helm outside the school, I am afraid that it will be swept away in a few days, so ...... My Jihua was first supported in the Black Wood Cliff for five years, and when our martial arts were high enough to hold up a piece of heaven, we moved the general rudder out. ”
Li Yan said weakly: "Okay, whatever you want." ”
The hypocritical girl said: "You are the helper, everyone listens to you, how can you do it with me?" If you don't care. If you want to leave everything to me. Just appoint me as the deputy leader. ”
Li Yan Khan: "Okay. Now that you are the deputy gang leader, I will hand over the responsibility of building this gang to you, you come on! ”
The hypocritical girl was overjoyed and said: "Then please ask Gang Master Li to see the performance of his subordinates, and his subordinates promise to win the throne of the leader of the martial arts alliance for the gang within fifty years." ”
Li Yan Khan: "Don't help the lord's subordinates, it sounds weird." ”
The hypocritical girl said: "Does the helper have any specific requirements for recruiting people?" Like what...... Male disciples are not accepted, only female disciples are accepted. How much does the circumference have to reach, and how many points do you have to have? I think we're helping you now all but you are beautiful and cute Lori.,I think you have this request.。 ”
Li Yan was speechless.
He decided not to pay attention to the hypocritical girl's neurosis, and still focused on his martial arts. Since Ren Yingying was in the classroom, he didn't want to expose his martial arts in front of Ren Yingying, so he opened the "Five Elements of Qimen", which was a book explaining formations.
The formation is mysterious and mysterious, and a later generation who does not pay attention to feudal superstition believes in this thing very much, but Li Yan decided to try to believe it. He carefully studied the "Five Elements of Qimen" for a while and found that it was actually a so-called formation. It's just a kind of number reading.
If you think of everything in the formation as a number, then the whole formation is a combination of a bunch of numbers. For example, the combination of the three numbers of the nine-square grid is the same. Change the direction of a few of the numbers, then the number of each grid in the nine-square grid must change the direction accordingly, but no matter how it changes, the number of the nine-square grid must maintain a certain regularity.
For example
294
753
618
No matter how you look at this nine-square grid, the three numbers of horizontal and vertical oblique are added up to 15. If you move a few of the numbers and move the number 4 to the top left, the whole formation will become:
492
357
816
The combination of horizontal and vertical oblique is still the number 15.
Just imagine, there are nine martial arts masters from low to high, to join forces to resist the enemy attacking from all directions, in order to ensure that they are not broken by the enemy in any direction, they must coordinate the strength of the four directions, and the strength of these nine martial arts masters must be coordinated, so that they can deal with the enemy in the four directions with the best combination.
At this time, the nine-square grid formation came into effect, and the nine martial arts masters stood according to the method of the nine-square grid, regardless of front and back, left and right, horizontally and vertically, the strength of the three people added up to 15, and this formation could exert the greatest coordination.
Moreover, the formation must be alive, not dead, so the nine-square grid must change again, but no matter how it changes, the law that the horizontal and vertical obliques add up to 15 is unchanged.
The so-called Qimen Five Elements is roughly this truth.
For example, the sunlight obliquely falls from the direction of nine o'clock, then the formation has to deal with the source of light at nine o'clock, and refracts the light and shadow with a certain algorithm of digital combinations to form a disorienting illusion.
After Li Yan studied it for a while, he suddenly became accustomed to it, and immediately deepened his understanding of such a mysterious thing as the formation. He also scored full marks in mathematics in later generations, and was very sensitive to number changes, and at the moment he deduced several formation changes according to the book "Qimen Five Elements", but none of them were wrong.
It can be seen that mathematics is indeed the basis of the formation, as long as you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you are not afraid to go all over the world.
Li Yan picked up some small stones and twigs on the ground and began to form a formation on the ground. He is not familiar with the formation now, and he doesn't dare to put up too complicated formations, so he casually puts on the simplest Five Elements Maze Formation, facing the bright sun in the afternoon, guiding the sunlight to make people hallucinate, which belongs to the simplest way to obstruct the eyes, which can make people walk into it without braiding the direction and be fascinated by the formation.
At this time, Fan Song, the teacher of the Royal Sister, came over and said with a smile: "Classmate Li Yan, what mess are you messing up again?" Good haode martial arts do not learn, come to play with stones and branches. ”
Li Yan has never been in a good shape in front of the teacher, so he smiled and said: "The teacher came just in time, come and see the formation I put up, and I am sure to scare you into peeing." ”
Teacher Yu said angrily: "You are scared to pee, although the teacher knows that the formation is a very powerful thing, but you can put out the formation by turning two pages with a copy of "Qimen Five Elements", don't you regard the formation masters in the world as nothing?" Don't underestimate this kung fu. ”
Li Yan was speechless: "Hey." Be a teacher. How can you not trust your students? Dare to bet? My formation is definitely useful. ”
Teacher Yu snorted, "Bet." I bet it didn't work. ”
Li Yan said: "What is the bet?" ”
Teacher Yu raised her terrifying huge breasts and hummed, "If I lose, I'll let you touch it." Did you lose? ”
Li Yan also straightened his little chest: "I'll let you touch it if I lose." ”
Teacher Yu said with a smile: "Cut, what a messy bet, your boobs are not interested in the teacher." ”
Li Yan also smiled: "Cut, do you think I'm interested in your boobs?" ”
It's okay if he doesn't say that he's not interested, but as soon as he says it, Teacher Yujie was immediately furious. She is a dignified beauty and royal sister, with excellent demeanor, how many heroes and heroes on the rivers and lakes covet her, but she is afraid of her momentum when she crisscrossed the rivers and lakes, as well as her invincible "foolish man moving mountains", men dare not have extravagant hopes for her, but if she is willing to give her breasts to others to touch, and if the man is not responsible, the person who wants to touch her chest will at least discharge a thousand miles of queue. Li Yan actually said that he was not interested in her breasts, which really hurt his self-esteem.
Teacher Yu said angrily: "You are not interested in the boobs of the teacher? Is it greasy? ”
Li Yan was about to say: I have a girlfriend. Other women's boobs are naturally not interested. However, before the words could be spoken, a burst of laughter suddenly came from the door of the classroom. It turned out that the flying god and demon Zhao He had arrived, and another royal sister teacher, she shook her plump buttocks exaggeratedly, twisted left and right, walked in, and smiled at Fan Song: "I came to chat with you, just to see you angry, yo, what are you doing with such an atmosphere?" You are an old woman, classmate Li Yan is a young man, it is normal to be not interested in the boobs of an old woman like you, why are you angry? ”
Teacher Yu was furious: "Zhao He, are you here to fight with me?" ”
Zhao He said with a smile: "Classmate Li Yan calls me Sister Zhao He, and calls you Teacher Fan Song, the difference between them is big, it can be seen that I am more than ten years younger than you, and the people on the rivers and lakes say that I am a flying god and demon Zhao He, who doesn't boast of a youthful and invincible beautiful girl?" Fan Song, you are old, retire. ”
Fan Song laughed angrily: "Young and invincible beautiful girl? Sticking gold on her face as much as she wants, she is obviously an old girl who can't be married. ”
Zhao He's face changed greatly: "You are the old girl who can't be married." ”
Fan Song said: "You are!" ”
Zhao He said: "You are!" ”
Li Yan Khan: "Hey, two royal sisters, don't quarrel, you are all young and invincible beautiful girls, right?" I'm the protagonist, hey, don't leave me alone, you're arguing endlessly, you're stealing the show, do you know about stealing the show? ”
The two royal sisters were suddenly startled, and then they came back to their senses. Zhao He asked, "What were you gambling on just now?" I actually used all the boobs to bet, which must be a very interesting bet, and I want to participate in it too. ”
Fan Song rolled his eyes and said: "My student went to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion this morning to borrow a copy of the "Five Elements of Qimen", and after turning a few pages and looking at it twice, he set up a formation on the ground, saying that it was a successful formation, and I was betting with him whether this formation was useful or not. I bet it didn't work, he insisted that it worked. ”
Zhao He said without thinking: "This still needs to be said, of course it is useful." ”
Fan Song Khan: "Hey, Zhao He, don't you have a clear mind?" didn't listen to me, Li Yan just casually turned two pages and put on a formation, so you support him? ”
Zhao He said with a smile: "On the one hand, there is a handsome and handsome good boy, and on the other hand, there is a big-breasted monster old girl, who do you think I should support?" Isn't that a clear thing? ”
Fan Song: "......"
Li Yan: "......"
After doing it for a long time, you don't care if I can put it up or not, just because I'm a handsome and handsome boy, so you support me? Li Yan was sweating profusely, and screamed in his heart: Sister Zhao He, grasp the key point, before standing up, analyze the problem first, sort out the logic, whether you can put it out or not, whether you are handsome or not, whether you are a teenager or not, it has nothing to do with whether you are handsome or not.
Zhao He straightened up his chest, which was not lost to Fan Song, and said triumphantly: "Classmate Li Yan, come on, if you win Fan Song and are not interested in her breasts, my sister's breasts can be touched by you." ”
Li Yan smiled bitterly: "In other words, if I put up a formation, I won." But if you don't want to touch Teacher Fan Song's breasts, can you touch Teacher Zhao He? ”
Zhao He smiled: "Exactly! ”
Li Yan spread his hands and said, "But...... I'm not interested in your boobs, I don't want to touch them, what should I do? (To be continued......)
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