Chapter 481: Scolding from the street
Ning Yu and Little Fat Brother rushed across the road and came to the vicinity of the crowded crowd, saw the looks and clothes of these people gathered in front of Shi Zhuang's noodle restaurant, and heard what they said, only to know that these people were not invited by Shi Zhuang to help fight at all, but students from Jiangbei University.
In this era, talents in all walks of life are particularly scarce, that is, the onlookers who do not know the truth have seriously reached saturation. Everyone seems to have developed the habit of watching the excitement and not being afraid of big things, and they have to gather around to take a look, as if they will suffer a big loss if they can't see it. In fact, the more lively the place, the more there is a safety hazard, the more dangerous it is.
Therefore, people often say that cherishing life and staying away from onlookers is not without reason.
On the other side of the road, the situation is similar, and it is basically all people watching the excitement. Although separated by a distance of more than ten meters, you can still clearly see the few people who are tall, short, fat and thin on the opposite side, some are shirtless, and some are tattooed. At this time, those people were all pointing at Shi Zhuang's side with the middle finger, full of provocation. They looked fierce, but they didn't seem to mean to rush over and fight.
Looking at this situation, Ning Yu felt that Tang Tang's worries might have been a little too much, Shi Zhuang and the group of people opposite should not be like fighting in a group, but more like scolding the street across the road.
Ning Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and squeezed into the crowd with the little fat brother one after another, and after seeing the situation inside, Ning Yu's mood that had just relaxed suddenly became tense again.
Although a group of people outside surrounded three circles inside and three circles outside, the inside was very spacious, and within two meters of Shi Zhuang's body, except for him and Tang Tang, there was simply no grass. Shi Zhuang was so angry that his face was red, and he was carrying a kitchen knife stained with flour in his hand, if it wasn't for Tang Tang blocking him in front, he really wouldn't have been able to rush over and fight with others.
"Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, hurry up and put the knife down!"
Ning Yu and Little Fat Brother rushed out left and right, and forcibly snatched the kitchen knife from Shi Zhuang's hand.
"You're finally here." Tang Tang, who was sweating profusely, hurriedly walked over, took the kitchen knife from Ning Yu's hand, and trotted back to the kitchen of the noodle restaurant, only then did he let out a sigh of relief.
Shi Zhuang saw that there was a helper on his side, and he seemed to be more confident than before, and waved and shouted in the face of the social-looking people on the other side of the road: "Don't shout over there, you have the ability to come over!" β
Although the little fat brother didn't know the situation, he definitely wanted to stand on Shi Zhuang's side, and he also followed Shi Zhuang to the other side of the road and raised his index finger to hook it, and shouted loudly: "You come here!" β
Ning Yu saw Tang Tang come out, and hurriedly walked over and asked, "What's the matter?" β
Tang Tang looked really nervous, and his voice trembled a little: "I don't have anything to do in the afternoon, so I'll come here to help." As a result, the people in the noodle shop opposite were too shameless, and they ran to the door of our noodle shop to hand out flyers to attract business. I couldn't get angry, so I reasoned with them, and then we got into an argument. After Shi Zhuang found out, he came out with a knife to fight, scaring those people back to the other side. And then it was like this. β
Ning Yu frowned, suddenly thought of something, looked up at the gangsters who were laughing and scolding the street on the other side of the road, and sure enough, he found that those people became more and more familiar with each other, as if they had seen them somewhere, but for a while, they couldn't remember where they had seen them.
If I'm not mistaken, the shop across the road isn't a noodle shop, when did it open? Where did these unreasonable gangsters come from?
Jiangbei University has a large number of teachers and students, and as long as it is a student business in this vicinity, it will definitely not be too bad. But this group of people went to the existing noodle shop and opened a noodle shop across the street, not to mention, and also ran to the door of people's houses to pull business, which is really unreasonable.
The little fat brother followed Shi Zhuang over there and scolded him fiercely, and his voice was already slightly hoarse. He greeted Ning Yu loudly: "Xiao Ningzi, what are you doing?" Come here and scold us together. There are too many of them, and their voices are still loud, so it's hard to parry! β
Big brother, are you playing like a game? Don't you feel ashamed, don't you still feel very face-saving?
Ning Yu only felt that his head was full of black lines, and he didn't have the slightest idea of quarreling with the past and the opposite side of the road. He and Tang Tang are so well-known in Jiangbei University, he can be shameless, but Tang Tang still has to save face. If this kind of thing spreads in the school, Tang Tang will be embarrassed.
"Don't quarrel with them, the GI coach will come over later, and then we'll go over and settle accounts with them." Ning Yu gritted his teeth and said.
The little fat brother nodded and said, "Yes." But then he shook his head again: "No, they can't be scolded like that on the other side, let's just listen here, what a loss." Suddenly, his eyes rolled, as if he thought of something, smiled evilly, beckoned Shi Zhuang to lean his ear over, and whispered that he didn't know what to say to Shi Zhuang, and then the two of them immediately quieted down.
The scolding of the group of people on the opposite side is really ugly, and there are tricks, and the scolding witticism sounds the same as talking about cross talk, and the college students around me laugh one by one, and some people even take out their mobile phones to record videos, as if they want to take them back and study them repeatedly, as a teaching material for learning to scold the street.
The group of people on the other side of the street scolded for a while, and when they saw that Shi Zhuang and Little Fat Brother hadn't spoken, they didn't seem to think it was interesting, or maybe they were really tired of scolding, so they all stopped.
At this moment, Little Fat Brother and Shi Zhuang took a deep breath in unison, and shouted in unison: "All rebound!" β
Rebound? What rebound?
Everyone present was stunned for two seconds, and at first they didn't realize what the phrase "all rebound" meant. But soon everyone remembered that when children quarreled, there was often such a picture: a sharp-toothed child scolded a lot, and in the end, the child who was scolded was not good at talking, and the sentence "all rebounded" and found the field.
What is the rebound? Nature is those nasty swear words, vicious curses, provocations and mockery.
Shi Zhuang and Brother Xiaopang's sentence of "all rebounded" made the onlookers on both sides burst into laughter after being stunned for two seconds. These people were originally laughing at Shi Zhuang and Little Fat Brother, but the two fat men, one big and one small, actually raised their hands and pointed at the people opposite, and they also laughed. In this way, it seems that all the melon-eating groups are accompanying the little fat brother and the few people opposite Shi Zhuangxiao are stupid.
Ning Yu held his forehead and whispered to Tang Tang: "Let's go back and hide, the painting style has become too fast, I really can't stand it." β
The gangsters who opened the noodle restaurant opposite looked at the crowd laughing left and right, and then looked at the little fat brother and Shi Zhuang who were holding their stomachs and laughing "haha" on the opposite side, and their expressions were as embarrassed as eating Xiang.
Okay! After scolding for so long, almost the clichΓ©s at the bottom of the box burst out, and you bounced back to us with a sentence of "all rebound".
"Why don't we bounce it back?" A tall, thin thug who looked like a hemp pole asked tentatively with a dark face.
Liang Zhu, who was the roughest among these people and most like the big brother in society, turned around and glared at the thin hemp pole in annoyance: "How old are you?" β
"Big brother, what should I do then? Do you want to hit it? A man with the size of a dwarf winter melon asked angrily.
"No! This is a university town, if we really fight with the stupid big guy opposite, there are still so many students watching here, we don't have to do business anymore, and we will have to go to the detention center for a week or two. β
"What then? We've got to get back on the field! β
"Don't rush yet, wait until I think about it."
Liang Zhu frowned and pondered for a moment, then came up with an idea, snapped his fingers with a smile, and turned back to the door and pointed: "Go and pick up the speakers and microphones, let's crush them with the volume!" Let them remember that a grandson is a grandson, and he is still his son. β
Shi Zhuang and Little Fat Brother were happily high-fives and celebrated, and suddenly noticed that several people on the opposite side were striding back to the noodle restaurant behind them. The two of them glanced at each other, wondering how the other party was going to fight back, but they saw that they had moved out two half-person-tall loudspeakers and connected the microphone, and immediately felt pressure and threat.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the people to turn on the power, and after trying the volume twice, they sneered at Shi Zhuang and Little Fat Brother across the road and said, "Aren't you two able to rebound?" Okay, then let's play slowly, don't rush. You bounce yours, we say ours, let's go......"
The absolute suppression of the volume made the little fat brother and Shi Zhuang crush to death no matter how they shouted at the top of their voices, which was almost equivalent to becoming dumb in front of the sharp-toothed street shrew, and they didn't have the ability to say a word, they were just going to be angry.
"Do you have a speaker? Move out too, let's fight with them! The little fat brother resisted the "sonic attack" transmitted from the opposite side, and asked Shi Zhuang loudly with a sweat.
Shi Zhuang turned around and walked into the noodle restaurant without saying a word, and after a while, he took a fist-sized spherical Bluetooth speaker and walked out: "I only have this, because I think my noodle restaurant is too quiet, so I use it to play music." β
The little fat brother almost knelt down: "Brother Zhuang, take it back quickly, you just told me that you don't have it, it's too embarrassing to take such a thing out." β
Shi Zhuang nodded stunnedly, and casually stuffed the small Bluetooth speaker into his pants pocket. He endured the "sonic attack" from the opposite side, looked at the two big speakers, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll buy two of those speakers tomorrow and come back...... No, buy bigger back! β
At this moment, several more people broke up and crowded in.
Ning Yu and the others turned their heads to take a look and found that it was the GI Coach who rushed over with the remaining four members of the Wild Wolf Clan.
The little fat brother was like a bullied child who had finally waited for the backer, and hurriedly rushed over: "Coach Soldier, their gang is too shameless, let's kill them." β
The soldier frowned and glanced at the little fat brother, and then looked up at the other side of the road. When he saw the looks of those people clearly, he was stunned.
Liang Zhu and the others scolded loudly, one by one they were smiling proudly, and when they suddenly saw the GI appear, they were all stunned, and the thin hemp pole hurriedly stopped scolding and hid the microphone behind him, just like a child who did something bad was caught red-handed by the teacher.