The covenant meeting that was originally scheduled to be held next week was directly postponed indefinitely, thinking that it was some kind of force majeure

Cause? The empty city streets are the reason, the streets that turned out to be full of people are empty, and the only thing that cruises is the transparent slime that is more than a meter long. "Ahhh Don't come here, I'm just shopping for groceries!! ”

Another innocent victim was born, when the slime who surrounded him left satisfied, a **naked orc aunt ran wildly with a bamboo basket, the fat was flicked, sweat was like rain, extremely greasy, and the vomiting sound was constant everywhere he passed

"That hippopotamus orc is the third time today, this is an accident, this probably gives some people a chance to release the beast in their hearts."

Due to the sudden rampant swarm of strange slimes, Vitan was paralyzed, these little things are not difficult to deal with, although they retain the high resistance of the slime system to physical attacks, but they have no resistance to magic and magic, and it is not difficult to deal with the strong men of the underground world.

but

"Can you deal with one, 10, 100, 1,000. There's no end to this! Moreover, if you are accidentally close to you, in an instant, your armor will be disassembled into parts and taken away, and your clothes will all be corroded and eaten, and there is not even ** left, and your whole body** How much combat power do you have? ”

Yes, no matter how strong you are, as long as you dare to wear clothes on the street, you are guaranteed to be crushed by the explosion of slimes in an instant, and then become clean and slippery, there are archmages around to set up a wall of fire, wrapping yourself in the heat and flames, and at first you did eliminate a lot of slimes, but after six hours, it was still a magic exhaustion, clean and slippery.

But his attempts proved that these creatures were indeed brainless and infinitely numerous, and fortunately, their weaknesses were soon discovered, they were able to corrode the fabric of the fibers, dismantle and take away the metal, but they had no way to do it with the wood, and even had the instinctive fear that they would retreat as long as they put a circle of sticks around the doors, windows, and water outlets (the back door left by a certain lich)

But that still doesn't solve the problem, you can't wear a pile of wood on the street, so the whole city retreats in front of the tiny slime, and falls into a strange paralysis, they have no interest in the unclothed people, but not everyone can awaken to a new self like that hippopotamus aunt.

The lives of the citizens have been greatly inconvenienced, but at this moment, there is a group of good young people who are enthusiastic about helping others, but they are pushing wooden carts, naked, and walking to the streets without fear.

They buy groceries, shop, run errands, take account service, and call on volunteers to join their luggage.

"The natural body of God is perfect, and unnatural clothing is the original sin, what is wrong with emancipating oneself - the Celestial Liberation Organization for short, they took the opportunity to spread their teachings (now they have the privilege of buying a wooden cart at a member price, one per person!). ）。 ”

And when more and more young people recognized the strange doctrine and regarded this slime as a kind of heavenly punishment against the unnatural creation of clothing, the celestial liberation organization with the Bison League as the core grew at a terrible rate, and countless young people chasing money, or some kind of potential awakening, or simply endorsing this strange doctrine, all took to the streets naked, fighting for future gold coins or teachings.

Of course, even so, the losses will not be small, and the coffers and wealthy merchants who suffered a lot of losses before the weaknesses are discovered (a certain lich: Why do you want to announce the weaknesses, can you make more money later?). a certain maid; Shut up, quickly study the way to cure the radical cure, isn't it your motto to clean up your own mess. ）

But even so, the normal operation of Vitan City was still affected by Yan zhòng, at least, the postponed alliance, the dungeon lords who had been stripped of their essence, were like countless smiling faces, laughing at the majesty of the underground overlords all the time.

And when the overlords' patience reached the limit, and even completely destroyed the city and the underground pipe network, and the proposal to rebuild the city was proposed, a sudden news spread throughout the city, which made people ecstatic - by the leader of the Celestial Liberation Organization, the Great Druid, and the authoritative old Chinese medicine doctor (Beastmaster Family) Sadness. According to Ero's research, these slimes only have a total lifespan of ten days, and now, there are about four or five days left before they will die en masse.

The whole city cheered because of this, but no one pursued why when the top great magicians were helpless, these two little-known newcomers were able to draw conclusions, but at this moment, the most relieved person was probably the lion king himself, the covenant alliance would be postponed, and the responsibility would be shared together, if the auction could not be held as scheduled, it would be a bad deal, that is, the devil's contract would work, and he would be pulled directly into the River Styx, and he would be a hundred.

"Oh, it can be like this!"

As soon as I slapped my arm, I could kill the lion king with such a simple move in front of me, and I accidentally let it go.

"Actually, it's not too late, let me put the rest of the 'greed', go down, it will"

"Ten more days?"

"No, if you become a 'greedy' whole, your individual ability will be increased by at least ten times, and your lifespan will be endless, so that you will never be able to make trouble, so that the lion king will definitely not be able to hold a meeting."

"VETO!! The underworld will also be ruined as a result. Wrapped in a bikini composed of two banana leaves, holding his chest with both hands and unable to cover the leaking **, he was still stomping his feet, and his little tail couldn't slap the ground, it seems that the recent incident made Eliza extremely irritable.

After the processed silk and fiber clothes can't be put on the back, rattan clothes and leaf clothes have become the most popular styles recently.

"Oh, if everyone else has stepped on the trap, and I don't step on it, wouldn't it be clear that I set the trap, and besides, my creatures are not so bad and weak, and they will not let you go just because you are my people."

"It's not something to be proud of!! Why do you still have clothes to wear! ”

Yes, now the camp of the Sulfur Mountain City Mission, due to the extremely early outbreak of the natural disaster (I broke out just after I fell), the disaster is actually the most severe, and now here, there are not many leaf clothes to wear, and I still have complete clothes to wear.

"Do you want to listen to the truth or lie, the lie is the sub-artifact suit on my body, they can't get close at all, the truth" (high-level equipment can't be corroded, but it won't stop attacking, and it's all slime's body fluids that are sticky and still can't be worn.) ）

"The truth is that they remember you as their father and won't attack you?"

"No, how can my creations have such stupid flaws, their attacks are instinctive, they are absolutely indistinguishable, look, this wood dust sprayer, is the product of making wood powder into liquid, as long as it is sprayed on the body, they are instinctively afraid of the wood material, they will never come close to feeding, I am really sorry to forget jì for you to use, but everyone is a civilized person, don't be rude!! Put down that leg! ”

Well, under the threat of violence, I admit that I didn't forget it but for the sake of eyesight, but alas, confessing to sitting under a lenient prison and honestly admitting it brought Eliza's anger, and then, it was the long-lost wrestling exchange time

Half-fed, panting Eliza sat on my spine and asked me, who was already lying down.

"Has the method of eradication been studied?"

"Research out, research out! It's awkward, the old bones are going to break!! ”

"Then why don't you do it yet! Is it because you have relented? ”

"Collecting materials plus configuration, at least a week! This time I swear by the River Styx, and I am definitely not lying. ”

It took a week for the antidote to come out - five days later, the slime disaster had automatically ended - he had done useless work again, and forced the master to study the antidote, and this series of equations became in her mind, and then, the girl became angry and ashamed!

"Click!" This is the crisp sound of the thigh bone breaking and Eliza's sanity breaking together, that day, I saw the terrifying hand-to-hand combat ability of the half-demon with the holy boxer,

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I'm not stupid enough to put the "greedy" mother in the camp, which is basically the same as being chased after stolen goods, and the mother is placed in the deepest part of the underground network, and its countless children are its best guards.

But unexpectedly, there was an extra volunteer guard.

When the first gold coin was brought back to the mother body by the slime, the first person to find it was actually Xiaohong, who took the initiative to ask to be the guard of the treasure vault after she learned the ins and outs of the matter

"I'm used to sleeping on treasure, I've been insomnia for so many days, and it's time for me to sleep well."

Okay, I know it's an excuse, according to our unspoken rules, since we have all contributed, it is inevitable to meet half of the meeting, but with her guarding the mother's body, I will also be very relieved.

At least, if you really encounter a super hard hand that is difficult to deal with, the speed at which the little red roll escapes is still very trustworthy.

The only thing to worry about now is the sale of stolen goods in the future, but in the underground world, I'm afraid, this is the least thing to worry about.

Well, the past is there, and now what needs to be faced is the Alliance, when the Slime army just began to shrink and die as scheduled, and everyone just breathed a sigh of relief, the underground overlords couldn't wait to send out an invitation to the Alliance.

"The gathering of primitives", "Do those dungeon lords dance hula?" ”

When the streets and alleys have begun to talk about it, the dresses that followed the invitation made those unlucky dungeon owners thank the organization for their thoughtfulness, and at the same time, they also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the clothes that can still be worn on the market have already been sold at sky-high prices, and it is not easy to buy them.

But at this time, the most sought-after goods on the market were not the clothes that were in short supply, but the learning materials of the power of the law.

"Are you still worried about the invaders and monsters that are constantly harassing you? Here are the natural enemies of the lawless, the fellow brothers of the Holy Light, and the power of the law of the new age that even the undead, monkeys, and half-demons can grasp - the power of the law! "It's not three or four thousand, it's not one or two thousand, it's really just 998, eight stars and eight arrows craftsmanship, 99 mainstream functions, no money for the source of communication order, no money for controlling spells, it can really shine!" Don't hesitate any longer, come and order at the Sulphur Mountain Envoy Camp now!! ”

"In addition, the first 100 people to buy will get a second chance to draw, and the artifact book will be delivered to your home in pagination, and you won't click there,"

'Hey, will you judge?' ’‘judgemen！ Mom doesn't have to worry about my spells failing anymore, Grandma, my paladin dream has come true. "The power of the law, trustworthy, in order to facilitate the majority of customers to master and learn, in addition to the basic package 998, we have also prepared a 9998 luxury version for the noble fashion of you, of course, if you still feel that this does not represent your cool status, we also have the perfect luxury version of 19998, with which it also comes with a lottery card, you can participate in the second lottery of the artifact book!"

"What are you hesitating about, our address is at No. 88, Niutouren Street, District 32, Vitan, first come, first served, first served, welcome to buy!!"

And what has made me more and more is looking forward to the upcoming alliances and auctions.

"Master, didn't you only bring a few hundred copies of the same material? Those deluxe editions and perfect deluxe editions"

"It's all the same, it's exactly the same,"

"Aren't you afraid that they'll settle accounts with you?"

"Hehe, Eliza, you are still too young, you have to study the shopping psychology of those dungeon lords, the dungeon lords who are willing to pay 998 diamonds to buy information don't care about paying another nine thousand at all." What, you think 998 is a gold coin and not a diamond? Guards, get this hillbilly out. As soon as these words come out, no matter how expensive they are, those who love face will eat them. Do you know what it means to be a hegemon and a hero? The overlord is the big name, the boss, whatever they buy, they buy the most expensive and don't buy the best! They want to save face. You see, the four overlords all bought the perfect luxury version, and if it was known that they bought the ordinary luxury version, they couldn't afford to lose that person. Therefore, our sales slogan is, not the best but the most expensive, a business to make, ten years do not need to open. ”

"You're a traitor."

"Thanks for the compliment."

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Today people are a little uncomfortable, a little dizzy, tomorrow to see if the situation can write more to make up.