Fourth, six, eight, and cute, is it really okay to fight for this?
The third update -
Li Yan didn't have time to think about it, and shouted loudly: "Sister Hong, save me......"
He shouted loudly, and immediately alarmed a group of people in front of him, the group of martial arts people who were protecting the old grandmother were all nervous, their swords were unsheathed, and their backs were spread out into a sword circle with their backs to the old grandmother, and everyone's weapons were pointed outward, it seemed that even if they didn't want their lives, they would protect the safety of the old grandmother.
Li Yan couldn't help but be secretly shocked in his heart: Who is this grandmother? Seeing that she lacks qi and blood, as if she doesn't know martial arts, she shouldn't be a martial arts master, and she is kind and kind-eyed, lacking the bloody spirit of the rivers and lakes, weishenme will have so many people in the rivers and lakes so nervously protecting her?
However, this kind of thing is not Li Yan's turn to take care of it, he is now concerned about his own safety, and rushed towards the side of his gluttonous sister Hong Qigong, shouting: "Save me!" β
Sister Gluttonous is a certain distance away from the old grandmother's circle, and she is obviously not with those people, those people saw Li Yan pounced in the direction of Sister Gluttony, only to know that the people who came were not going for the old grandmother, so they breathed a sigh of relief, put away their weapons, and re-protected the old woman and continued to go south.
Seeing Li Yan rushing over, the greedy sister frowned slightly, grabbed Li Yan by the collar, and dragged him behind her, so as not to block her view. Li Yan glanced at it in his busy schedule, and saw that her eyes were also locked on the old woman's body, and it seemed that she was following the old grandmother's party. Therefore, Li Yan's appearance caused a little trouble for her, and after she threw Li Yan behind her back, she asked in a low voice, "I don't have time to care about you now." I'm doing business. β
Li Yan couldn't help but be secretly shocked: that grandmother was not only protected by a group of martial arts people. Even Hong Qigong was following her. So nervous that I can't even care about an acquaintance like me? Who is the grandmother? There is no such thing in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", right?
After such a delay, the old grandmother and his escort team walked forward a few feet further, and Sister Gluttonous also took a few steps forward, and Li Yan naturally followed a few steps.
The greedy sister didn't look back, her eyes were still locked on the old grandmother, and she asked again, "What's the matter?" If it's a trivial matter, don't follow me anymore and solve it yourself. β
Li Yan coughed and said, "It's really not a big deal, someone is chasing me." Feed me what I don't want to eat......"
As soon as Li Yan's words fell, the greedy sister turned her head abruptly and said happily: "Have something to eat?" She has no other hobbies, just food, and when she heard that there was something to eat, she immediately forgot about the grandmother and her party outside the clouds.
Li Yan couldn't help but complain in his heart: He also said that he was doing business, and he couldn't take care of me, and as soon as he heard what he was eating, he immediately took care of it, what a messy personality.
At this time, the taste idiot sister also caught up. With a plate of vegetables in each of his left and right hands, he jumped in front of Li Yan. She turned a blind eye to Hong Qigong who was in front of Li Yan, her eyes would turn around Hong Qigong, and smiled at Li Yan: "Shaoxia, what are you running away?" Come and eat the dishes I made...... Although I know it's a little unpalatable, it's my heart after all, no matter how unappreciative it is, you have to take a bite. β
Li Yan Khan: "If you don't eat it, it's terrible." β
"Eat!"
"I won't eat it!"
The two quarreled for a few words, and the gluttonous sister finally couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Li Yan, what are you doing?" Someone brought you food and you didn't eat it? You simply disappointed me, food is a good friend of mankind, no matter at any time, we must look at food with a grateful heart, if you don't eat, I will eat! β
She suddenly reached out and grabbed the plate in the hand of the Taste Idiot Royal Sister. This grasp was so fast, even the taste idiot royal sister couldn't be wary, it turned out that at this time, the five peers had just become famous, Ouyang Feng and Hong Qigong had not yet faced each other, and they didn't know each other. Where did Ouyang Feng think that standing in front of him was someone who was on par with his own strength? She inevitably had contempt for Hong Qigong, thinking that this woman could be dismissed with just three moves and two styles, so she didn't pay attention to her. It wasn't until Hong Qigong stretched out her hand to grab it that she found that her opponent's martial arts were so high that she was a fierce rival in life. In a blink of an eye, the plate had been taken away by Hong Qigong.
The idiot sister was suddenly furious, she was a five-hundred-year-old, how could she have been snatched from her hands? This was also a momentary negligence, and the opponent's strength was too strong, so she got started, and said unconvinced at the moment: "You can actually grab the plate from me, you are a character." β
The gluttonous sister hahadaxiao said: "As long as it's something to eat, how can there be anything I can't grab?" With that, he triumphantly put the plate to his lips.
Li Yan was shocked: "Sister Hong, I can't eat ......"
But Li Yan is already slow, in order to prevent the idiot sister from snatching the plate back from her hand, this time the action is extremely fast, Li Yan just opened her mouth, and the greedy sister has already stuffed a plate of dishes into her mouth, she is a master of art and bold, and she is not afraid of poisoning the dishes, but ...... She really didn't expect that this dish was even more terrifying than poisoning.
Poison can be used to force out, but once an unpalatable dish enters the mouth, it will immediately destroy all the taste buds, and the entire tongue, as well as the esophagus and stomach.
The greedy royal sister screamed miserably, fell to the ground and couldn't get up with a half-bang.
"Even Sister Hong was killed? Ahh Li Yan was scared half to death: "How unpalatable is the dish of the idiot royal sister?" β
However, Sister Gluttonous is worthy of being a gourmand who has eaten all over the world, but after a short fall, she stubbornly got up, wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, and said with difficulty: "Awesome, so powerful...... Your Excellency's cooking has reached the point where it is better than poison if it is not poison, and it is no longer possible to describe the mystery contained in it by the word unpalatable or very unpalatable, which is fifteen hundred and forty-three times more unpalatable than the most unpalatable thing I have ever eaten, no more, no less, one thousand five hundred and forty-three times......"
The taste idiot royal sister snorted and said: "You robbed me of the dishes I cooked for Li Shaoxia to eat, and after eating, you said that it was unpalatable, is this a clear plan to do against me?" 1,543 times is the data calculated by which authority? Don't say it's up to you. Get out of here, I still have a dish for Li Shaoxia to taste. β
Sister Gluttonous also snorted angrily and said, "I don't think you have any intention of killing classmate Li Yan, you were laughing and laughing." I can leave it alone. But you've made such an unpalatable dish. I'm going to have to take care of that. I don't usually like to take it seriously, but when it comes to food, I have to be serious...... Starting today, please stop wasting food on things that you can't eat at all, and save some food for others to cook. β
The eyes of the two sisters met in mid-air, and they were so bright that even Li Yan, an outsider, could feel the hostility of the two of them......
Li Yan wiped a handful of cold sweat and thought: It's over. Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng in the original book are mortal enemies, and later they fought to the end, and the two of them are going to become mortal enemies in this plane, but the reason is that one likes to eat delicious food, and the other makes unpalatable dishes, is it really okay to make a feud like this?
I only heard the gluttonous sister shouting: "Look at the move, eighteen palms of the dragon descending!" β
The taste idiot royal sister also shouted: "Look at the move, toad gong!" β
I only heard a loud "boom", and the palms of the two collided in mid-air, and the terrifying energy rolled out in all directions. Li Yan couldn't even open his eyes because he was standing too close. He was even a little unsteady on his feet by the palm wind brought up by the two peerless masters, and instinctively wanted to dodge.
Here is the street, there are many ordinary people walking around, they are not like Li Yan with internal strength, they were blown by this strong palm wind, and suddenly as if they were blown by a strong wind, they flew away, and poured out the shape of a flower to the surroundings.
Li Yan sweated: "Hey, Sister Liangwei, let's not fight over such a trivial matter, stop it." β
The greedy royal sister said angrily: "There is no trivial matter related to food, and this woman who cooks like poison must be defeated." β
The taste idiot sister was also furious: "I hate others the most in my life for saying that the dishes I make are like poison, look at the tricks." β
"Boom!" It was the intersection of four palms again, the terrifying skills of the two were not at all imaginable by mortals, everything around them was blown by the palm wind and flew in the air, Li Yan wanted to go up to persuade the fight, but he also knew that the result of going up to persuade with his ability was just to be swept to death by the palm strength of the two masters, and it was impossible to have any substantive use at all, so he had to walk aside with a bitter face and frown at watching them fight.
I saw that the gluttonous royal sister made a move to descend the dragon eighteen palms, and the idiot royal sister let the side flash, and as a result, the eighteen palms of the dragon descended on the brick wall of the house behind, and the wall collapsed with a bang, and then the whole house fell, but fortunately, the owner of the house rushed out first, so he was not injured.
Sister Taste Idiot "Quack" with a strange scream, Toad Gong also followed suit, Sister Gluttonous Mouth flashed in her busy schedule, Toad Gong's palm slapped on a restaurant behind, the restaurant is a wooden structure, was shocked by this palm force, and I don't know how many places where the wood is connected made a terrifying rattling sound, and after a while, the ground became a pile of ruins with a bang.
This fight changed dramatically, from noon to night, and from night to the next morning, Li Yan dozed off, and the two were still fighting fiercely. All the trees on the long street were knocked down by the palm wind, and the surrounding houses were knocked down, and there were several huge holes in the brick wall, which were shaken out by the palm wind of the two people, and there were broken bricks and broken tiles all over the ground...... The center of the town was as if it had been bombed, and it was impossible to look at it directly.
At this time, the free and easy girl and the black long straight royal sister have also arrived, and the skinny girl has also rushed to hear it, and the martial arts people in the city have come to the side to watch the excitement. The long street was full of people, and everyone was watching this great battle.
Unexpectedly, this one was beyond everyone's expectations, and it was impossible to tell the winner in a day, and the two fought for three days and three nights, until all the buildings in the center of the town were beaten to slag, and the movements of the two finally slowed down.
Seeing that the two of them were fighting slowly, Li Yan finally had a chance to intervene, and when he saw that the two of them had changed their moves, they both stopped and thought about the follow-up moves, Li Yan hurriedly jumped into the middle of the field, used his body as a wall, separated the two women, and shouted: "Hey, stop, how long do you have to fight?" β
The taste idiot royal sister snorted: "Beat her until she admits defeat, saying that my food is delicious......"
The gluttonous sister also said: "Beat her until she admits her mistake, and she will never cook again......
Li Yan smiled bitterly: "Can we fight for some serious reasons?" For example, what is the world's common people, the safety of martial arts, the peace of the universe and so on, don't fight the whole town to ashes for such a trivial matter, you can see for yourself what the surroundings have become. β
The two sisters looked forward and backward, left and right, and were immediately surprised, only to see that all the buildings within a radius of dozens of zhang were all turned to ashes, and countless onlookers were lying on their faces between the broken walls, looking at them with fearful eyes, and a five-year-old child, lying on a collapsed roof, crying: "My home...... Woo...... Wow......"
The gluttonous sister sweated profusely and said, "Is it so exaggerated?" β
Li Yan Khan: "Hey, I'm going to ask you, is there any need to fight so exaggerated!" β
Sister Gluttonous is also a decent person, seeing that the surroundings are like this, she is very upset, and the big sweat said: "I will pay ...... I'll pay for your house...... Don't cry, child...... My sister pays you for the house. β
And the taste idiot sister is not as bad as in the original book, she is still full of conscience, and hurriedly said: "The things I broke will also be compensated one by one, please don't look at me with this kind of eyes anymore." β
Li Yan spread his hands, it seems that these two goods have finally come to their senses, if they really continue to fight, this town under Huashan is afraid that it will become history.
The taste idiot royal sister said: "What is your name?" To be able to fight with me for so long, it seems that he is not an ordinary person. β
Sister Gluttonous snorted: "My name is Hong Qigong, and I debuted not long ago, and I only got my nickname a few months ago, Bei Beggar." β
The taste idiot sister also said: "Hmph, it turns out that he is only one of the five unique beggars, no wonder he is so arrogant." My name is Ouyang Feng, although I have debuted for a long time, I have been in the Western Regions for a long time, and I rarely come to the Central Plains. β
The two reported each other's names, only then did they know that the enemy was one of the five uniques, no wonder they could fight so heartily, and the greedy sister said: "Since you are a western poison, then we don't need to fight anymore now, and soon it will be Huashan on the sword, let's find a place where no one is on the top of Huashan to fight again, so as not to damage other people's houses again." β
The idiot royal sister snorted: "I also have this intention, don't leave it today, hum!" β
"Humph!"
"Humph!"
"I'll hum again!"
"I'll hum it again!"
"I'll kill you!"
"I'll kill you with a hum!"
Although the two sisters stopped fighting their hands and feet, they were still competing.
Li Yanshui sweated profusely, stepped forward, patted Sister Gluttonous on the shoulder, and asked, "Sister Hong, three days and three nights ago, that is, before you and Xi Poison fought, I saw that you seemed to be following an old woman, what is the origin of that person?" You don't follow her, but keep fighting with the West Poison here for food, is it really okay? (To be continued......)