Fourth, five, two, cute, advanced stream of consciousness
The second update -
"Let's go, come out of this place with me." Li Yan half-supported and half-hugged the black Changzhi royal sister and led her to the small hole, the two were very close, Li Yan's nose smelled a strong smell of ink, and he couldn't help but sweat profusely. This kind of hair dye is so stylish that it makes people speechless, but to be honest, although the top ten gods and demons think that black and straight are more pleasing to the eye, Li Yan thinks that her blonde hair is more tasteful. After all, all around her are black and straight, and occasionally a blonde girl is quite eye-catching, and it is a little lacking in freshness to make all of them black and straight, and now she is full of blonde hair, which seems very lacking.
Li Yan comforted softly: "Don't be depressed! Why don't you just re-dye it when you go back? ”
Sister Hei Changzhi said depressedly: "Me's golden hair dye has run out, woo...... It's hard to get your hands on, so you have to buy it from Westerners......"
"I'll help you get some more hair dye from a Westerner." Li Yan comforted softly.
Sister Hei Changzhi nodded: "Really? Say yes, don't regret it. ”
Li Yan thought to himself: I promised Shi Guanyin to help her get a mirror again, and it's okay to take this together, just find the two missionaries Tang Ruowang and Nan Huairen when I go to the Qing Dynasty next time.
So he said, "Okay, I promise you." ”
Sister Hei Changzhi was immediately overjoyed, she wrapped Li Yan's clothes, because the clothes didn't fit very well, and there was light leakage everywhere, she felt a little shy, her pretty face was flushed, and she pulled the corners of her clothes carefully, wanting to cover those indecent places.
Li Yan couldn't help but wonder: "I was hanging naked just now, what else I didn't see?" It's useless for you to cover it up now. ”
Hei Changzhi said seriously: "Just now I fell into the hands of the enemy, and I couldn't help it. Even if someone has done something very excessive. But that's not Me's intention. Therefore, it will not hinder Me's innocence. But if Me is already able to move freely, and still shows her naked body to men, she is a shameless, watery bad woman. ”
Li Yan sweated heavily, but after thinking about it carefully, what she said made sense. It's like a girl being raped by several bad guys in later generations, it is involuntarily, and outsiders are not qualified to say that she is a bad girl. But if she takes the initiative to mess around with several men, the nature is completely different.
Li Yan couldn't help but smile and said, "Your ideology is full of advancement. ”
Hei Changzhi said strangely: "Looking at You's expression, it seems that you agree with Me's opinion?" It's strange that everyone else thinks that Me's opinion is wrong. It turns out that the ancient ideology is very bullshit, and the ancients believed that even if a woman was raped, she was a representative of lewdness and shamelessness, and would not sympathize with the woman who was abused, but would criticize her. This perception has led many women to speak out after being raped.
The idea of the black long straight imperial sister. Completely different from the ancients, she belongs to people with a bit of Western thinking. Nature is not accepted by the general view of society. It was rare that Li Yan would understand her thoughts, which surprised her, but she immediately realized that Li Yan could speak English, and he spoke it so well, which showed that he was also a man influenced by Western thought.
She couldn't help but look at Li Yan deeply, and thought to herself: He can accept my values, think about it carefully, he can also speak English, and he has traveled to the West...... Cough!
When the two came to the entrance of the cave and saw the thief hole dug in by Li Yan, Sister Hei Changzhi was taken aback again and asked, "You dug such a thin and narrow hole, can you find us trapped in the belly of the mountain?" How precisely this hole was dug! Strange, even if you know by some means that I have laid a trap on the top of the mountain, you can't know how deep the trap is, how can you accurately estimate our position in the belly of the mountain? ”
Li Yan smiled awkwardly, and thought: Mr. Jin has written it clearly, the hole in the belly of the mountain leads to the cave behind the cliff, I use this position to calculate, plus the location of the roar caused by Fan Song's digging of the hole, what is so difficult to find you? But he couldn't say this directly, so he had to laugh and say: "It's average, it's not too difficult to dig, as long as you use geometry, you can calculate it." ”
"Geometry? I think I've heard that this is the mathematics used in the West. Sister Hei Changzhi's eyes suddenly flashed with stars: "That must be a great knowledge, even the people buried in the mountains can find out." ”
Li Yan couldn't stand it anymore, and slapped her: "It's not allowed to worship foreign countries, I admit that some things in the West are stronger than us, but we also have many things that are stronger than the West, don't give me a lot of things that are better than the West, don't let me feel great when I hear things in the West, a picture of the moon in the West is rounder than in the East." ”
"Oops!" I only heard an exclamation, and the black long straight royal sister covered her ass and ran away: "You...... How can you spank Me's ass? Men and women are not clear, You This is sexual harassment. ”
Li Yan sweated: "I slapped it casually, but I didn't notice that the position was the buttocks." ”
Hei Changzhi Royal Sister flattened her mouth: "If it weren't for You sealing Me's sea of qi, it would be impossible to hit Me with this slap, woo!" Bad apple. Youweishenme wants to seal Me's sea of qi? Is it to force Me? ”
Li Yan Khan: "If you don't come, I won't be interested in a woman with a mouth full of You and Me, and when you learn to speak Chinese, I'll think about whether to force you." ”
Li Yan escorted the black long straight royal sister into the small thief cave first, he crawled behind, only to see a plump buttocks in front of him swaying from side to side, twisting and crawling, very seductive, although he said that he was not interested in her, but Li Yan couldn't help but feel a little itchy in his heart. I really want to reach out and pinch it...... But his discipline is generally quite high, and this kind of thing will only be thought about and will not really be put into practice.
After climbing for a long time, he finally got outside, breathed fresh air, the ten gods and demons and the twisted girl were waiting for him at the entrance of the cave, seeing that he took Zuo Lengchan out, the top ten gods and demons were not much surprised, especially Fan Song, she knew herself best, and knew that his nature was a kind teenager, if the gods and demons didn't torture Zuo Lengchan so badly, and killed him directly, Li Yan would probably not stop it, but since the torture was so bad, Li Yan would move the heart of concealment, and he would definitely save her.
Now that she had guessed correctly, she couldn't help but be overjoyed, turned her head, and said to the other gods and demons: "Give money to those who lose." A few gods and demons reluctantly pulled out the silver.
Li Yanqi said: "What are you doing? ”
Fan Song snorted and said: "Classmate Li Yan, let's bet outside that you will take her out, or rape her inside and then kill her and then come out alone, there are seven teachers who bet that you will rape first and then kill, and only three teachers bet that you won't, as a result, hehe, of course, the three of us bet that you won't win." ”
Li Yan fixed his eyes and saw that the people who bet that he would not be able to bet on him were Fan Song, Zhao He, and Zhang Chengyun, these three teachers were all people who knew him better, knew his human nature, and concluded that he would never rape a woman first and then kill her, but they won the bet and carried a lot of silver tickets in their arms. The other seven who lost the bet were full of unhappiness, glaring at Li Yan angrily and said, "You are still not a man?" A sleek woman is hung in front of you by the tortoiseshell binding method, and you don't even want to do it? Do you have any eggs? We lost so badly, I lost 50,000 taels, and I even lost all the coffins. ”
Another shouted: "I lost 30,000 taels, and I was going to buy a set of highest-grade rouge gouache and flowing cloud water sleeves, and dress up for a blind date, but it's completely over." ”
There was also a scream: "Although I didn't lose much, I only lost 5,000 taels, but these 5,000 taels are all my net worth, and I still want to use it as a dowry, but now it's all gone, God......"
Li Yan Khan: "I said teachers, is it really okay for you to be a teacher like this?" If I were the Secretary for Education, I would have to confiscate your teaching certificates. ”
The seven royal sisters snorted together: "Director of Education? Do you want to be? That's not easy, we'll help you cut it out and send you to the palace...... Tsk......"
Li Yan was speechless, but he also knew that these royal sisters were joking, judging from their tones, the Dongfang girls seemed to be eyeing themselves, and they would never cut themselves off as eunuchs, otherwise how could they explain to the Dongfang girls?
He rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, don't make a fuss, I'll take Miss Zuo to wash her hair first, it's not fun to be full of ink." ”
The Ten Gods and Demons nodded and said, "Let's go up to Huashan first, and see what the Wuyue faction is doing now, I heard Tian Boguang say, the new head Yue Buqun seems to have a good relationship with you, huh...... In fact, Yue Buqun and our Heimu Cliff have a good relationship, not as annoying as the surname Zuo, we won't embarrass her, go up and say hello to her first, and you yourself will follow, don't run away again, we still have something to say to you. ”
If the Oriental girl was here, Li Yan would definitely run away, but the ten gods and demons gave him a feeling of "you don't have to run away, you can make sense if you are reasonable", so he nodded and said: "I won't run, you go up the mountain first, I'll come back." ”
Zhao He and Zhang Chengyun told again: "You really want to come, don't run around anymore, we're worried about you, you know?" ”
Li Yan nodded, and then pulled the black Changzhi royal sister to a mountain stream, asked her to lower her head, Li Yan picked up the stream water, and helped her clean the ink on her head. The water was everywhere, and the ink and golden hair dye on the royal sister's head were washed off, revealing the original black hair inside. In fact, her hair is very good, black and shiny, and there is no need to dye it at all.
Li Yan carefully rubbed her hair with his hands, rubbing off the dye on it little by little.
Hei Changzhi Yujie lowered her head, didn't speak for a while, and didn't know what she was thinking, and after a long time, she whispered: "You are really a gentle person, you actually help women wash their hair, none of the men I know are willing to do this kind of thing for women." (To be continued......)