Chapter 18: Mom Doesn't Worry About Me Being Abused Anymore
"Hello everyone, I'm a commentary man who loves flowers and sees flowers and sees a flat tire in a car, and today I'm going to record the first perspective of League of Legends, hey, hey, hey, before we get into the game screen, let's have a real story......" A very obscene voice came from the video.
"This is Xiao Zhi?" Brother Biao asked with confusion.
"Hmm!" Yang Hao nodded.
"So narcissistic!" Brother Biao watched the video with interest.
The screen changes and subtitles appear.
"It's another true story, what made Brother Bi regain his man's former self-confidence!"
Then a young man with a somewhat decadent temperament appeared in the picture, and he said: "Once, I was a lonely boy! ”
"Before I encountered it, my world was black and white!"
"But!"
The picture turned again, and Brother Bi held a mouse in his hand and said: "It's it, let me regain the confidence of a man in the past, look at my eyes!" ”
Brother Bi shook his head, and his eyes were discharged: "Extinguish the ascension!" ”
"Now buy a mouse in Xiaozhi Taobao store, and give this large, lengthened, and widened super large mouse pad, and you can move it as you want!" Brother Bi held a mouse pad in his hand and twisted his buttocks.
"Mom doesn't worry about me being abused playing League of Legends anymore!"
"Xiaozhi Taobao store, Justdoit!"
"Remember to collect it even if you don't buy it!"
……
"......" a few minutes of advertising made Yu Wenle and Brother Biao stunned.
"So talented! Ha Lu Ha! Brother Biao looked at Ha Lu and smiled, "This Brother Bi is good, I'll top him and go buy a mouse!" ”
Yu Wenle also looked helpless, if Brother Biao and that Brother Bi bumped together, it would be okay.
"Okay, let's get back to the point, this time I'm recording you a barbarian king Taidamir, referred to as the barbarian king, and some people call him a real man in five seconds, hey, it's really sad for him......"
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In the video, the barbarian king fully exerted Xiao Zhi's obscene temperament to the extreme, it was the enemy who advanced and I retreated, and the enemy retreated and I replenished the troops.
"If it's a man, he's going to be able to reincarnate!" Xiao Zhi snorted on the video.
"As a top orderer, it's to be more disgusting than whom, if you disgust the other side, then you win, of course, I'm not blindly disgusting when I play the Barbarian King!"
"Zhilu said, what did I just do for it?"
"I'm going to teach you a little trick here." Xiao Zhidao.
"Let's see, can't the Barbarian King's W skill be pressed when no one is around?"
"However, once someone is there, we can press it out, so we can use this skill to explore the grass, against the grass, if your W can be pressed, it means that there must be a big lump of soaring in the grass waiting for you."
"At this time, you don't have to rush brainlessly......"
"Oh!" Yu Wenle and Brother Biao suddenly realized that they could still do this.
If you don't pay attention to this kind of skill, you really don't know how to do it, and then the value of watching the video screen is reflected, and many small skills can be learned in the video.
It seems that there is still a lot to learn, Yu Wenle said secretly in his heart.
The barbarian king of Xiaozhi on the video screen is to kill the god and kill the Buddha when he encounters the Buddha, lead the team to destroy the opposite side, and then push off the opposite base to achieve victory.
"Xiao Zhi once again led his teammates to maintain the peace of the world, okay, now enter the Taobao recommendation link......"
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"Wow, it's so, I decided that I want to play the Barbarian King......" Brother Biao said with excitement.
"......" Yu Wenle and Yang Hao and others watched speechlessly as Brother Biao danced there.
"Brother Biao, people have good skills, so they can play the barbarian king well!" Yang Hao asked solemnly on the side.
Brother Biao glanced at Yang Hao and said disdainfully: "Little boy, I don't know if you can practice the Dao technique!" ”
"Brother Biao, Xiao Zhi played well because Xiao Zhi was cheap enough!" Yang Hao smiled indifferently.
"Then I'm cheap too!" Brother Biao blurted out.
"......," Yu Wenle smiled and looked away.
Xiuxiu was also so suffocated that her little face turned red.
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Looking at the expressions of the two, Brother Biao came to his senses, by God, he was tricked by the little kid, and Brother Biao immediately went berserk.
"Xiao Haozi, are you underwhelming?" Brother Biao gritted his teeth.
At the same time, the fingers snapped.
Seeing that Brother Biao seemed to be real, Yang Hao was suddenly a little scared, he immediately ran to Xiuxiu's side, he could see that Brother Biao was still very afraid of Xiuxiu.
Sure enough, Xiuxiu glared at Brother Biao, and Brother Biao immediately stopped cooking.
"That's it!" Yu Wenle saw it and said: "Anyway, there is still time, just practice slowly......"
Yu Wenle asked Yang Hao again: "Then what video am I watching in the jungle?" You're not going to let me see Xiao Zhi's video too, are you? ”
"I don't have a good personality with him!" Shawn Yue stated in advance.
"You?" Yang Hao touched his chin and thought about it: "You should be able to take a look at Xiaomo's first series of national uniforms, which are all the first characters in national uniforms, you can see that it is good for you!" ”
"And he should be in tune with your personality!" Yang Hao nodded.
"What character?" Brother Biao asked.
Yu Wenle's brain was dark, Brother Biao was so cooperative, he didn't have to think about what good things could come out of the mouth of this little kid.
"Of course it's sullen!" Yang Hao said with a smile.
Really!
I know the way!
Brother Biao, do you want to cooperate so much!
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"Is there anything else that isn't sullen?" Yu Wenle asked expressionlessly.
"Well, I think Xiaomo's video screen is more suitable for you." Yang Hao grinned.
Yu Wenle took a deep breath in his heart.
The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, this is not good......
"This Xiaomo will be put away first, is there anything else?" Yu Wenle asked through gritted teeth.
Seeing Yu Wenle, who seemed to be about to eat people, Yang Hao hurriedly said: "Yes! Yes! ”
"Sister Ogura!"
"Huh! Did Sora Kurai change careers as a commentary? Brother Biao said excitedly when he heard this.
"Do you know her well?" Xiuxiu pinched Brother Biao's ribs and said.
"I didn't ...... Not...... It is...... I've heard of ......," Brother Biao quickly explained.
Yang Hao glanced at Brother Biao proudly and said, "This little cang's sister is not that cang's teacher, she wants to face the wall crookedly!" ”
"This Sister Ogura is amazing, she has formed the first League of Legends women's team in China, and she is a professional player......"