"Never take the initiative to attack a mage tower with a master, let alone overestimate the moral lower limit of a mage, unless you want to be like me, I X, twelve chain organs, you are not afraid of killing yourself, sure enough, mages are all crazy - the adventurer Embarrass."

In a sense, this maxim has become an iron rule for adventurers, especially this great adventurer, who is famous for his merry and escape ability, was broken into thirteen pieces by a chain of organs of a grand arcanist during an expedition to the floating city of an alien plane, and used his life to make a zuihou annotation of his motto, which added to the persuasiveness of the motto.

Creatures like mages often pursue truth and knowledge as their lifelong pursuit, and their dwellings and mage towers are their research institutes and treasure troves.

Therefore, when their research results and lives are threatened, the lower limit and discipline are abnormally low, and their homes and laboratories are full of all kinds of traps and traps, and it is also the kind of magic trap that the great thieves can't do, such as opening a door and being randomly thrown to another shijie is very likely.

The Legendary Archmage's dwelling and mage tower are no less threatening than the Dragon's Lair, and the weakest lich is at least a legend.

So, I wondered what it was that would attack a lich's house, especially when the lich was clearly at home.

"Eliza?"

"Two squads of intruders, a squad that attacked and pinned down head-on, and a squad that came in over the wall from the side. According to the skills and weapons carried with them, they should all be dark elves, seven silver and three gold levels, which is a very luxurious lineup. ”

Eliza reciprocated as expected, but that's not what I'm asking.

"Weishenme will explode? Didn't I say that it is enough to set up some safe and quiet early warning facilities on the periphery? The explosion is so loud at night, and soon the chengguan will come. ”

According to the requirements of the "Chengguan Code of Conduct (Sleepless Revised Sixth Edition)", when they hear a violent explosion, they will form a team to investigate the site within five minutes, and I am here in the central area of Sulphur Mountain City, not far from the Supreme Court, and they will arrive in as little as ten minutes.

"They're going to take the opportunity to do a big search on us! Isn't that the contraband in our basement going to suffer!? ”

The urban management department only has the right to enforce the law on the spot, and if you want to enter other people's houses to search and arrest, you must wait for a search warrant issued by the higher authorities, and the superior unit of the urban management department is the law enforcement department, and the superior unit of the law enforcement department is the Supreme Court, but how could I sign a search warrant and let the chengguan come to search my house

Yes, from the very beginning, I was not worried about those intruders, but about the corrupt officials and unscrupulous businessmen who did not dare to report to the police if their illegal gains were stolen.

Hearing my complaints, Eliza still had the same poker face.

"yes, don't you want a 'safe' anti-theft system? According to your requirements, the periphery is only arranged with some engineering early warning robots. ”

"And the weishenme will explode?" Then, when I heard the reread of "safety", it dawned on me.

"'Safe?' You wouldn't say which security brand goblin equipment on Gold Coin Street? Was that the Bea brothers driving? ”

Of course, I know that the store, the security brand goblin equipment, has been revoked several times for selling fakes and explosives, and it should still be operating without a license.

Of course, they came up with the name of the store to trick people, and it is true that someone bought the wrong "safe goblin product", but after a few accidents, where else would anyone buy it? This brand has also become a negative example.

"Of course, I thought you were going to take care of your brothers, and specifically asked me to buy them?"

"They are not my brothers! What is the use of their stuff other than exploding? I'm crazy to let you buy anywhere! ”

"Sorry, I misunderstood what you meant."

Although the maid was sincere, from the slightly upturned arc at the corner of her mouth, I knew that this sullen half-demon was secretly proud, she must have done it on purpose!

"I'm okay, I've convinced you, and you've worked hard to toss me."

"As long as you pay your salary, I promise that your life will be smooth sailing in the future."

"Hmph, don't think, do you think I don't know about your demons, and paying off your salary is equivalent to the end of the contract, and you want to be free? Don't. ”

As we chatted, the two squads got closer and closer, but I still didn't pay attention.

"Has the intruder been identified? If you haven't done it yet, I'll cut your funds. Hmph, don't think I don't know that you embezzled the funds and used them to buy your own things. So big, and still like those fluttery clothes, hum, steel virgins in lace skirts? Need me to give pocket money to buy a doll......."

Halfway through the sarcasm, I can't say it anymore, the black fog of resentment that seems to be like a substance, constantly reminds me that I will be unlucky in a few days, such as the halfway through the experiment log was suddenly blown away by the wind, the supplies of the energy pool inexplicably turned into dog food, the oil used to clean and care for the bones suddenly turned into natural asphalt, the city management fell from the sky to do half of the daily work, and the judge's robe that went to work suddenly had a little more lace and cartoon patterns....

....... think of this, a kind of sorrow falls from the sky, who is the master and who is the servant? Do I really want to consider paying her salary and letting her get out!

"Boom!!"

Another loud explosion interrupted my thoughts.

"What is this? Mine? You actually bought this thing and put it in the garden! "I'm going to take the opportunity to make a move." Hmph, I didn't obey the order, violated our contract, and took the opportunity to deduct her salary for another ten years. ”

“… That location should be the goblin automatic sprinkler T130. ”

"Boom!!"

"Over here? Lawn mower? ”

"No, it should be the entrance, the doorbell 'loud kun'?" Tilting her head, the girl pretended to be natural.

"It's loud enough, but luckily I never ring the doorbell...... No, you even bought a security card for the doorbell, are you planning to kill yourself for money? ”

"Boom!!" "Boom!!" This time, it was a series of explosions, and I knew that the floor of the entrance was all about to be changed, no, listening to the intensity of the explosion, maybe it was time for my old house to change the entrance.

"This is? Shoe closet? ”

Eliza nodded sadly. "Safety brand automatic shoe cabinet XT-137 type. It is said that it can help the owner to automatically choose shoes, brush shoes, and apply shoe polish......."

I couldn't help but secretly congratulate myself that I was a lich, that I walked by floating, and that I never wore shoes, but then I felt that something was wrong.

"No, I didn't buy shoes, what are you doing with the shoe cabinet??"

"Huh? My lord, it was really my negligence. ”

"Murder the negligence of the layout? You're getting better at playing with words. ”

"That's how well you're tuned."

"Hey, the number of evil points has increased again, and it seems that there is another ...... Let's hope the intruders are still alive, at least go to the next testing area and help me test the spell traps I've laid out. ”

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Ellenita is the second daughter of the noble third family of Morsoblay, and she became the High Priestess of the Golden Order of Rose before she was two hundred years old, which symbolizes that she is deeply favored by the Mother Spider, as the rising star of Morsoblay, she has become accustomed to seeing people through her nostrils.

This time, she was led by the family to carry out a diplomatic mission to Sulphur Mountain City, and after careful consideration and investigation, she gladly accepted the mission after determining that it was not a conspiracy laid out by a certain priestess in the family for her own superiority.

"Stupid, filthy bipedal bugs, despicable males, how dare they refuse the kindness of the spider queen! Well, don't you even qualify to be slaves, let me regret my decision in the flames of the abyss. ”

Even as a diplomatic envoy, she, like most of her kind, looked down on creatures other than female dark elves, and as a result, diplomatic trade negotiations were unlikely to succeed in the first place.

But as dark elves, their natural espionage mission has only just begun.

"You, go and fulfill the task given to me by the spider queen. All the people on this list will be assassinated if they can, and if they can't do it for the time being, they will gather intelligence,"

Therefore, these days, the Chengguan Brigade will receive complaints that there are dark elves in the city, and they themselves have fallen into passivity.

"Those in ridiculous uniforms who believe in the Light. Son, it's disgusting to see those fools who betrayed the spider...... As long as you take the opportunity to get rid of them, the spider mother will definitely drop more rewards! ”

But for Ellenita, carrying out the family's espionage missions is only incidental, and letting the subordinates sent by the family fight for their lives and fight for more benefits for themselves is the real goal.

But before she could trouble her strange people who believed in the Light, a partner from Karon City was unexpectedly caught.

"Stupid man, he died because he was too stupid and too weak, but if he said something, it would be a big problem, if he was caught in the grip of Brimstone Mountain City, the diplomatic corps of Morsoblay City would be expelled en masse, not to mention the shame, the reconnaissance and assassination missions failed at the same time, and if our secrets were discovered by the other side......"

Thinking of the family's torture of the loser, the punishment of the weak by the spider queen, the monster that became half human and half spider, etc... Elenita couldn't help but tremble.

But thankfully, the wise Mother Spider was still watching over her, and the mark she had placed on the man showed that he had been taken out of the impenetrable volcanic prison and taken to this strange old mansion.

Even when he heard that this was the lich's residence, he didn't hold back.

"It's just another stupid male, are you a virgin who hasn't enjoyed the services of those beautiful male mages in your family? Afraid of a mage? Even if he's a legendary mage, we're dark elves, born spell killers. Our two golden-level shadow dancers, a spider queen priest, can kill him in an instant..."

But at this moment, she didn't have the calmness and confidence she had when she set off.

"There were explosions everywhere, explosions, explosions, doorbells would explode, insoles would explode, even pebbles on the side of the road would explode...... What kind of place have we come in?"

The Golden Shadow Dancer, as powerful as herself, lay on the cold floor, her head had a gap, her skull had flown out, blood and brains were overflowing, the cause of death...

"The mighty Blood Flower Ashidi actually died in an exploding coat rack, will anyone believe it? How can I explain to the clan that we have lost the strongest killer like this, and in less than three minutes, only three of the elites of the two squads have survived, but we haven't even seen the opponent. ”

The survivors were no longer afraid to move forward, and when the retreating Ashidi was killed by the coat rack, they did not even dare to retreat, so they could only gather in a group on guard.

But soon, she won't have to worry about it.

Because in front of him, a floating figure emerged from the night, silver frost magic and black death magic hovered between the skeletons, purple soul fire burned in the eye sockets, and the voice formed by the magic vibration was cold and desperate.

"Hello, shiyan product No. 17893, shiyan product No. 17894, shiyan product No. 17895, welcome to my laboratory, well, please remember your number, from today on, this is your new name, here, will also be your old home, I hope I can let you experience the warmth of home."

The lich couldn't distinguish between men and women with a magical voice, no emotional fluctuations, as if it were just announcing a fact that everyone knew, and he looked at himself with no male desire, no female jealousy, if anything, just an interest in physiology.

Inexplicably, looking at the cold eyes that burned like ghostly fire, Elenita remembered the advice of her grandmother who hurt her the most.

"In the eyes of the world, we dark elves are evil, dangerous, and crazy, but in the face of real evil, we are just poor lambs to the slaughter......."

"Grandma, I finally understand your sigh. But alas, it's too late ... There is no good or evil, no likes and dislikes, just looking at the eyes of experimental animals, is this the real evil? ”

Before losing consciousness, this is the sigh of the rising star of Mosoblay City, the noble second daughter of the third family, Elenita Zuihou.