, it seems that my cousin and I have supernatural powers, and every time I am afraid of him appearing, he will be obligated to appear decisively.

The day before yesterday, when I was feeding Lu Yuxin chicken soup, I thought that my cousin must not appear, but he was standing at the door. I had been praying for my cousin to come back from outside, but who knew he had already pushed the door in.

The room was already in chaos like this, Lu Yuxin hugged me and kissed me bloodily, labor and management didn't know what to explain at all, and they just wanted to hit their heads on the corner of the wall and die.

Just when I was about to bounce up from the ground like a spring, Lu Yuxin held me tightly, and said to me without changing her face and heartbeat: "Stay still, I'll go and smear you with a little red potion." ”

With that, she got up first. Wiping my tears, I walked to the cabinet to look for the red potion, I quickly stood up, my cheeks flushed, and I looked at my cousin nervously and said hello: "Brother." You...... Coming back? ”

The cousin glanced around the room with a blank face, and muttered to himself, "No, the thief is so crazy now, he actually turns over the river and the sea at home?" ”

Lu Yuxin didn't say anything, and I didn't know how to answer.

After my cousin saw the scars on my face. Hurriedly came over and asked, "Gordon, are you ...... What's wrong with you, starting with the thief? ”

My cousin had already decided that a thief had come in, and I was about to respond with an "ah" when Lu Yuxin came over with a red potion. said coldly: "Which thief has such a great ability? If you can hurt Guodong, I'm afraid you will go directly to rob the bank. ”

Sweat!

Or Lu Yuxin is thoughtful, I almost showed my stuff just now, and my cousin also knows it, if I really answered just now, and when I look back and think about the reason that Lu Yuxin just said, wouldn't I be even more suspicious that there must be something wrong with me and Lu Yuxin?

"Where...... What's going on? ”

I also want to know how Lu Yuxin will answer her cousin, this lie is too difficult to fulfill.

Lu Yuxin glanced at her cousin coldly: "What's the matter?" I smoked the scar on his face. Why, can't I, as a sister-in-law, educate him? ”

Faint!

I couldn't figure out how she was going to explain why she was pumping me.

"Huh?" My cousin looked at the fallen chair, the messy pillows, quilts and sheets under the bed, then at Lu Yuxin, and then at me, and the muscles on his face couldn't help twitching: "What...... What's going on, Gordon, you...... What the hell did you do with your sister-in-law? ”

I suddenly remembered a very good argument, Song Nina came to the house for dinner at night, and I brought her to this room to prepare to do that kind of thing, but Lu Yuxin found out, so I was beaten up, afraid that I would delay my studies because of early love, and my uncle and Song Nina can testify.

Unexpectedly, before I could speak, Lu Yuxin glared at my cousin: "Get out of the way." Gordon, sitting on the bed. ”

I sat on the edge of the bed with an "oh". Lu Yuxin hunched over and smeared me with a red potion, and I was stung with a "hiss".

Lu Yuxin asked, "Does it hurt?" ”

"Sort of."

Lu Yuxin scolded me unexpectedly: "Why don't you kill you little bastard?" ”

I looked at Lu Yuxin with a blank face, and I didn't know which one she was playing.

My cousin couldn't help it, so he came up to me and asked, "Guodong, are you ...... What the hell did you do? ”

Lu Yuxin turned her head and glared at her cousin: "What did he do." Why don't you ask what you did? ”

My cousin looked stunned and asked, "I...... What can I do? ”

"What's the matter with your eyes?"

Dizzy, I just remembered that Lu Yuxin's announcement tonight was probably not for me and Song Nina, but for my cousin.

Damn it. Why didn't I realize it all along? When Lu Yuxin asked me in the car, I didn't say anything, I thought that this matter would pass like this, but I didn't expect her to settle accounts with me at night in front of Song Nina, and it turned out to be this account.

I hurriedly said, "Sister-in-law, cousin, he ......"

"Shut up!" Lu Yuxin said angrily: "I asked you just now, hit you with a chair, whipped you with a belt, and bit you with a mouth, you didn't say anything, but now it's hard, right?" ”

When my cousin heard this, his face immediately sank: "Lu Yuxin, you are too much!" What is coming at me, why don't you want to talk to Gordon? ”

"Then when I asked you in the afternoon, you said that Gordon got it with his elbow? You're out there to cheat the little girl! Lu Yuxin said angrily: "I asked Guodong if he touched you with his elbow, and he didn't say anything for a long time, because he didn't know that you said this, and he was afraid that I was lying to him, so he didn't say a word." The old lady won't say how it will be to you. Am I so bad for this little bastard? Oh, you're cousins, I'm an outsider, right? You have joined forces to deceive me...... Woo----"

Speaking of emotion, she couldn't help crying again.

I'll go!

I didn't expect my cousin to really say that, and even if I just said "um" at the time, the matter would have passed, but I didn't expect that Lu Yuxin, who was thoughtful, would not let go of any detail.

My cousin was speechless.

Lu Yuxin then said: "Also, you said that you were touched by Guodong at school, Song Nina said, Guodong went down to go out with you to do errands." Let me ask you, what are you doing with Guodong? If you don't come back at noon to come back for dinner, you must have gone to some, but she was bumped into by someone's husband, and after being beaten, she ran to the school to find Guodong to take revenge. Hmph, when I sent Guodong to school, you were still hiding in school, you were blind as a mother? ”

It's amazing, my cousin-in-law, Lu Yuxin, who seems to take everything in her eyes, can't hide anything from her eyes.

Thinking that she was holding her breath since I got in the car, but after dinner, she urged Song Nina to go to my room, and did not lose her temper with me until she sent Song Nina away.

"Cousin ----"

I was about to explain to her, but Lu Yuxin said angrily: "Shut up! It's nothing to do with you right now! ”

After hearing her accusation, my cousin had nothing to say, but looked at me with a look full of guilt, and said to Lu Yuxin: "Lu Yuxin." Don't be so fierce, you also know Guodong's ability, if it weren't for me and my father, would he not be able to fight back and scold back? But he was still a child. Let's solve our own affairs, don't get involved. ”

Lu Yuxin said angrily: "Yes, you are cousins, listen to your tone, if we break up in the future, will you let this little bastard beat me?" ”

At this time, the character in the TV series behind Lu Yuxin said a bloody line very appropriately: "Beating you is looking at you, if you play again, labor and management will sell you to the kiln, believe it or not?" ”

it!

Lu Yuxin, my cousin and I were all stunned at the same time, and my cousin turned his head to look at the TV in surprise.

Lu Yuxin's face was blindfolded. turned around and smashed the red potion bottle in his hand into the TV, and scolded loudly: "Ci Onima, even you are bullying the old lady." Chen Zhiqiang, do you also want to sell your mother to the kiln? ”

The cousin looked at Lu Yuxin dumbfounded, shook his head and said, "Crazy, you are simply crazy, what does this TV play about me?" ”

"Then let me ask you, what the hell is going on with your eyes?"

The cousin bit his lip, hesitated, and suddenly said, "What's wrong with my eyes, what's the matter with you?" Believe it or not. Don't believe it! ”

With that, he turned and walked out the door.

"Brother, brother......"

I hurriedly got up and went to chase my cousin, but my cousin walked directly to my room, Lu Yuxin chased to the door and shouted: "You unconscionable wolf-hearted dogs, don't come back, go to death!" ”

With that, she closed the bedroom door, and then she was heard in the room, clattering things.

"Brother......

My cousin stopped me and said, "Leave me alone, I'll sleep with you tonight, you go to my room and coax her, otherwise, she will have to make trouble for the night." ”

"Huh? I ......"

"Afraid of what?" The cousin said, "If you don't listen, beat her!" I've put up with her for years, and you're angry for me! ”

"Brother," I said, "why don't we tell her the truth about the afternoon?" ”

"No, you must not pull Zhu Xiaoping out, if you don't get it right, the more you draw it, the darker it gets, she still suspects that I have a leg with Zhu Xiaoping!" My cousin said with trepidation, "If that's the case." She had to blow up the yard of her uncle's unit! ”

It turned out that my cousin was worried about this, so it was no wonder that he refused to tell the truth even when he saw that the room was in such a mess.

Seeing that I was silent, my cousin patted me on the shoulder and said, "Go ahead, you can see that your cousin-in-law is still good to you, and you still need to persuade her." No, sleep in my room at night. ”

"Huh?"

"Ah what, what are you afraid of as a child, go, if you don't persuade me, don't call me brother tomorrow." With that, my cousin pushed me out.

It's nothing wrong with me, it turns out that my cousin has always treated me as a child, probably I just slept with Lu Yuxin, he wouldn't doubt that there would be anything between us, I really don't know if he is stupid or kind.

I pushed the door and walked into the bedroom, thinking that even if it was acting, Lu Yuxin would yell for a while. Unexpectedly, she came over without saying a word, took my hand and walked to the side of the bed and asked me to sit down, ripped off my pants, and looked at the part of my thigh that had been bruised by her bite, and tears flowed down the "pop".

Suddenly put his face on my thigh and said, "I'm sorry, Gordon, my sister-in-law was really crazy just now......"

My heart was broken when I heard her words, so I kissed her chin and said, "It's okay, sister-in-law, in fact, when I was bitten by you, I felt quite comfortable." ”

Lu Yuxin smiled with tears in her eyes: "You little bastard, where did you learn the oily tone?" ”

"No, I really didn't lie to you."

"If you really like it, then I'll take another bite?"

I'll go, isn't she going to let me drill in? I had no choice but to say, "Bit, just take a bite on my leg so that others can look symmetrical, and I'll say it's cupping." ”

Lu Yuxin smiled shyly: "I hate it, you little villain!" ”

I couldn't help but feel a pang in my heart, because I heard that she had changed the "little bastard" who used to scold me to "little villain", and the difference in the meaning of this word was already a world of difference.