Winding roads, dim light, uneven ground...... This is what happens on the first level of the maze, where two striking players are waiting for someone at the entrance to the maze.

One of the players is a short black fat man who is 170 tall and definitely weighs more than 170, and the other is a tall and fat monk who is over 180 tall and weighs more than 180 and has a shaved head.

That short black and fat man is the mysterious big high who has been playing thousands of miles in the sky recently, and the bald monk with **** eyes and a little shy expression is a Shaolin disciple from the Tianlong world [Yixiu used to understand hehe].

"Senior brother, I'm sorry, the little girl is so troublesome, my sister always does some unreliable things......" The fat monk Yixiu brother apologized to the cool brother fat vigorously, the reason is that 10 minutes ago, his sister Erniu had cleavage and said that she would come to gather in another 5 minutes, but after a 5 minutes, another 5 minutes, the second girl still didn't come.

"It's okay." Brother Ku was very calm, sitting on the stone at the entrance, chatting with friends to pass the time.

"Brother, brother, I'll come out in the afternoon, wahahaha! When I regain my free body, I won't be Wuxia Amun! Come on, earthling, tremble under my crotch! Early in the morning, a nervous friend message came. If this message was sent by an ordinary player, people might think that he was sick, but because the person who sent this message was the [Third Brother Kneading Futon] among the four major obscene demons, this message had a different meaning.

Gao Chao replied: "Should the word 'female' be added among the earthlings?" ”

The third brother rubbed the futon and agreed: "Earth woman? That's what I said, brother, you're so literary, I really want to give you 10,000 likes. Just one word was added, and it made my goal more precise, yes, I just need the earth woman to tremble! ”

Gao Chao didn't reply on the spot, otherwise he didn't know how far he would pull the topic.

The third brother kneading the futon is known as the first living treasure among the four prostitute demons, and is also known as "the comic of the prostitution demons". To talk to this child, you have to pull your IQ to the level of comics, otherwise it will be difficult to communicate with him.

After wisely avoiding the third brother kneading the futon, the cool brother communicated with the sister-in-law.

"So early?" The person who sent this message was the Jingjing girl who was greatly helped by Brother Ku yesterday.

"You're early, too." Cool brother fat greeting.

"I want to ask you a question......" Miss Jingjing seemed to hesitate a little, hesitated for a moment, she still couldn't hold back her curiosity: "The person who came downstairs to our dormitory to look for Bing Xue last night can't be you, right?" ”

Brother Ku was noncommittal, and asked rhetorically, "How do you know that person is me?" ”

"I don't know, I feel that the person's eyes are a bit similar to you, but other aspects are ......" Jingjing girl originally wanted to say "The gap in other aspects is too big, that person is rich and handsome no matter how you look at it, and you are short and fat no matter how you look at it", considering that this kind of words is really shocking, she didn't say this "truth", and sighed: "Hey, forget it, I know it's impossible." The gap is too big to be likely......"

In the end, Miss Jingjing is more like talking to herself.

Since the other party was talking to himself, Brother Ku didn't bother to interject, and under the curious gaze of Ikyu, who didn't know how to hey, he showed a sullen smile. This made the fat monk Yixiu even more curious, thinking what this idol brother was doing, could it be that he was having a "passionate chat" with the sister paper in the game?

In this highly realistic game,There are a lot of choices between game friends,Sticking photos of each other are pediatrics,The more exciting thing is to directly connect the video in the game,If the friendliness of a man and a woman reaches a certain standard,You can also have the legendary "fruit chat"。

"I'm going to be busy, we'll talk later."

Tian Jingjing was chatting with Brother Ku Fat a few more words, and received this somewhat cold reply from the other party.

Brother Ku didn't lie, he was really going to start getting busy, because the second sister was finally late.

Seeing that the second girl used to have cleavage, Brother Ku was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously glanced sideways at the fat monk Yixiu brother, and turned his head again to look at the second girl who had wooden cleavage.

A question mark instantly popped up in his mind: Yixiu and Erniu, are they really brother and sister?

The reason why there is such a question is really because the difference between the appearance of Yixiu and Erniu is too outrageous.

No matter how you look at it, Ikyu once didn't understand that Hey Xiu was an otaku who was not amazing, a little shy, and a sullen inside. And Yixiu's sister Erniu is a seventeen or eighteen-year-old super beautiful girl who looks very quiet, looks like a flower and jade, and has an extremely slender body.

The most amazing thing is the meat ball on her chest, which forcibly stretched out a black power suit, so that the originally sealed neckline of the all-black tight power suit was stretched out of a "V" shape, revealing a snow-white ravine that completely collapsed countless male animals...... Seeing this ravine, you will feel that the ID of the second girl's sister is worthy of the name, maybe a few years ago she really used to have cleavage, but now, her career line is simply too long!

G-cup？

Seeing the scene in front of him, Kunshen's heart was shocked.

He didn't expect that this legendary peerless chest device would appear on such a slightly delicate girl.

Big!

It's too big!

It's a little unreal!

With years of experience and vicious eyes, the veteran of the flower bush judged the size of the second girl's breasts, and felt like a dream.

Was it deliberately corrected?

After taking a deep breath, Kunshen calmed down and made the above judgment.

Since Kunshen himself can correct himself from being rich and handsome to being short and fat, of course others can also correct it. Especially for many female players, their favorite thing to fix is their breasts. The 50% correction range in the game is not covered.,In reality, a girl with an A cup.,In the game, it can be corrected to a C cup to the greatest extent.。 And so on, an E-cup girl can be corrected to a G-cup.

It is not difficult to conclude through reverse thinking that it can be corrected to G-cup in the game, which shows that the second girl once had cleavage and the cup in reality is at least E, which is already comparable to Kunshen's best Lori neighbor.

As soon as he thought of being dumbfounded, Kun couldn't help but compare the two sisters' papers. The stupid next door is a typical natural girl, the biggest feature is cute and cute, and the second sister in front of her, there is a very quiet intellectual beauty, and there is a kind of sultry beauty that only mature women have, so that her biggest feature is sexy and mysterious.

If the stupidity is the kind of natural cute girl in the anime who has no scheming with a double ponytail, then the second girl in front of her used to have cleavage, just like the kind of little Lori in the anime with black-framed glasses, black school uniform shirt stretched open by a huge breast, pleated miniskirt flying in the wind, seemingly weak but actually black-bellied.

Why is there a hidden attribute of [Black Belly]? Because at the moment when the two of them met their eyes, the veteran of the flower bush saw an imperceptible cunning in the eyes of the second girl. He dared to bet a dollar, under the delicate and cute appearance of this "peerless chest man", there was a black heart hidden.

If Erniu used to have cleavage and was wearing a pair of glasses at the moment, then like all the scenes in anime, you can definitely see her lenses reflecting a daisy-making light.

The above is Kunshen's first impression of Erniu.

Brother Ku swallowed his saliva and sighed secretly that Ichiyu didn't understand that he didn't lie, before Ichiyu said "My sister's milk is very big", this sentence is really too honest, and it can be selected as "the most true truth of the year", because ...... His sister's are really big!

After settling down, Brother Ku asked, "Are you really brothers and sisters?" ”

A fat monk and a flower girl, saying that they are brother and sister, are hard to convince.

"Hehe, senior brother, you're not the first person to ask this kind of question." Ikyu once replied without understanding Hexi, and emphasized: "Brother and sister, a brother and sister born to a mother!" ”

"Senior brother, you must want to ask why there is such a big difference between our brother and sister, it's very simple, my brother follows my dad, I look like my mother......" This is the first time that the second girl has a cleavage to take the initiative to speak, it can be seen that this girl is very excited today, and she can't suppress her emotions and says: "Brother, I didn't mean to delay the time just now, I originally wanted to come over immediately after losing the sword, but I didn't expect that I could actually get ten consecutive victories in the sword!" ”

"No, you can win ten in a row with your kind of operation?" Ikyu used to not understand that hey was messy on the spot.,Just talk about things.,Simply compared to the level of operation in the game.,He's a little stronger than his sister.。

"Hehe, who told people to add blood, every time I want to hang, I brush the Buddha's light once, and I will lift the blood all of a sudden......" The more the second girl said, the more proud she became, and also told a small episode: "There was a guy who was fighting to beat me to the point where there was only a trace of blood, but I brushed the blood all over at once, and I beat him to death with blood." He was not convinced, and kept sending stranger messages to scold me, telling me to go outside the city to PK with him if I had a kind ......"

On the sword table, you can't drink red and blue medicine, but you can use the blood adding skill.

Imagine when you have worked hard to beat your opponent to the point that there is only a trace of blood left, and the opponent suddenly uses the awesome blood adding skill, and suddenly fills up the blood, and then rushes over to fight with you...... In this case, how many heroes have to vomit blood three basins.

Superior martial arts, which have an overwhelming advantage in the early game.

For example, Erniu used to have cleavage, and with the power of the Buddha's light, even if her comprehensive level is only 65 points, she may defeat mid-to-high-end players with 75 points, and there are even professional players who hope to counterattack with 80 points.

In the envious and jealous eyes of Brother Yixiu, the second girl continued: "After winning ten consecutive victories, plus the reward of the master's mission, I now have 205 points of internal strength, I can release four times of Buddha's light, and restore 603 points of qi and blood at one time, which is very powerful, right?" ”

Ikyu once didn't understand and sighed: "It's not just powerful, it's a pervert!" ”

Cool Brother Fat nodded next to him, agreeing with this statement.

The effect of the Buddha's light shining on this superior martial art is "to restore 500 points of basic qi and blood for all your own goals + 50% of your own internal force value of additional qi and blood", for example, the internal force value of Erniu's cleavage is 205, so the amount of blood she returns to perform a Buddha's light is 500 + 205 * 50% = 602. 5, after rounding, it is 603 blood.

Such a strong amount of healing is simply perverted in the early game.

What's even more terrifying is that the Buddha's Light does not heal a single target, but restores 603 HP to all team members. Nowadays, most DPS classes are still only 500 points of blood, and they can be fully swiped with a casual sip.

To say that the only shortcoming of this skill, that is, it is too "blue", and it takes 50 points of internal force to release a skill, and the current internal force value of the second girl who used to have cleavage can only release 4 times of Buddha's light. In this treacherous labyrinth, if the internal strength is exhausted, the final outcome is just a good woman who has no rice to cook.

"Let's do it." Brother Ku couldn't care about chatting anymore, so he briefly discussed tactics with the brothers and sisters, and finally reminded the second girl that she used to have cleavage: "I told you to brush the blood again, pay attention to the blue control." ”

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