Chapter 7 Take the dog for a walk
"Oku, half-elf and half-orc, bronze-level professional killer, has countless lives under his command, especially loves to hunt young children, was captured by the dark elf city management while on a mission in Brimstone City, and was sentenced to three hundred and seventy-six years in prison by the Brimstone City court, without bail for life. Gee. β
While looking at the information, I was amazed at the half-elf killer in the cage, half-orcs are a rare thing, and the other half of the half-bloods are the sworn enemies of the orcs, which is even rarer.
"Lich? Wait, don't kill me, don't experiment with me, you must have a lot of enemies, I can help you kill for free! β
Okoo was first shocked to find that he had been sent to the Lich, because the weakest Lich was also a legendary mage, but then, he was relieved, because the Lich, who also belonged to the Chaos camp, was at least easier to deal with than the righteous judge and the paladin with an iron head, and those hypocrites of the Order camp never knew how wonderful it was to trade and compromise.
But at the moment, I stared at him with a smile and brought him from Brimstone prison, not to find a thug.
The bone-like fingers rested on the forehead of the half-elf, even if it was a heinous psychopathic killer, the warm body temperature of the living creature was still favorable.
It's just that the other party's face is not very good, perhaps remembering the legend of the lich playing with souls and corpses, and the face becomes more and more pale under the cold touch of the white bones.
ββ¦β¦ It's really funny, I thought I was just an ordinary murderer, but I was actually a hidden flesh and blood sacrificer, a filthy demon worshipper, you traded the life of a young child with the devil under the Nine Prisons in exchange for your own Yin Shou and Liliang. β
Sure enough, with my words, the memories hidden in the subconscious became more and more obvious, the dirty memories became more and more obvious, and with them, the memories that he was more and more afraid of.
"Tell me, funny little one, what are you most afraid of."
The human brain is very interesting, and the more you try to keep yourself from thinking about things, the more your subconscious mind will actively think about it.
The four-ring arcane memory reading is not a profound spell, nor is it a useful ability, the more secret things are hidden in the mind, the deeper the mind, and the memory reading can only see the top part.
But I have my own secret method.
Ask you, "What secrets are you hiding?" Then, that person often subconsciously thinks that he has something to hide, and at that moment, the secret is on the surface, and my memory reading spell will reveal the content of his thoughts.
ββ¦β¦ What I am most afraid of is the revelation of my true identity? Interesting? What is your real identity? β
"A spy in the city of Karon? It's really funny. Under the chain inquiry, his hidden purpose was naturally clear.
Today's luck is really good, originally it was just to replace two prisoners to brush evil points, but just after a trial, I found out that he was actually a spy sent by other cities.
The dungeon city of Kalonstepol is probably the closest dungeon to Brimstone Mountain City, but obviously, compared to the prosperous Brimstone Mountain City, its population and area are much smaller.
The dungeon is dominated by orcs and gray dwarves, and the lord is a stupid orc who believes in the tyrant god Bane, and the mining industry is quite prosperous, but the other industries are not very prosperous.
This spy was hired by the other party in Karon City, and the task is only the simplest to collect intelligence, at most it can only be regarded as a part-time odd job, but it is enough to show that Karon City should be playing some kind of ghost again.
"Eliza?"
"Huh?" Sure enough, the elusive head maid appeared behind me in the next second.
"Torture him carefully, squeeze him out secretly, and then give Margaret a copy. If she doesn't care, I'll leave it to Adam. β
In my memory, caught spy = secret in the gutter = ambition of the big man = a lot of trouble...... It's equivalent to volunteers who don't have money!
There is no benefit to be pitiful, I don't want to care about such an annoying thing, since I have encountered it, I will throw it to someone who may be interested, Margaret, the great sage in charge of internal affairs, will follow the clues to peel off the truth bit by bit.
As for this prisoner? Before they were brought to me, it was explained that their sins were unforgivable, and since they came in, do not go out.
"Bang!"
With two loud bangs, the entire old mansion shook slightly, and after that, the dust falling from the ceiling spread in the dungeon.
The prisoners choked and coughed, and even my bones were covered with ash, but Eliza had prepared for it and sealed her mouth with a handkerchief.
"It seems that Po can't wait."
This earthquake is my lovely Bao, because the owner has not appeared after the weekday walk, he is urging me by jumping.
So, irresponsibly threw all the work to Eliza, and the working time ended here, and now it was time for a walk with Po.
Or rather, it's the time I've been dragged around by a huge two-headed hellhound...
Like other stupid dogs, as soon as he left the house, Ah Bao forgot his master, almost crazy to spread joy around, scurrying around, and with the reins, my whole body skeleton added up to less than thirty pounds, Liliang is only 5, and naturally I will be dragged up by dozens of tons of giant beasts.
Of course, at this time, after suffering a few losses, I usually add a levitation technique to myself, and then tie the reins to the strongest rib to make a qualified kite.......
And this way of walking has an unexpected reward......
"The bone flag is rising, the big dog is coming, everyone hurry up and close the stall!"
"Chengguan? Call the chengguan! β
"Come on, everyone. Build a line of defense, defend the butcher's shop, and don't want to take away my fresh ribs today! β
Well, I was dragged high and levitated, but instead became a symbol of Po, in order to avoid being affected by the stupid dogs that were rampage, the small stalls and vendors separated by two blocks began to close their stalls and make way.
"Go to the undead area in the east of the city, where the city should not be managed!"
Hearing these words, I hurriedly ordered to pull the reins vigorously to make Po turn his head.
In the past, Po's walks would only cause traffic chaos at most, and there was no hurtful past (skeleton soldiers are not human!). οΌ
In the past, the chengguan had to deal with more serious criminal cases, and when they arrived, I would have almost returned for a walk, but now, as the only survivor of the Gentlemen's Alliance, I would never underestimate their speed and determination to put an end to us once and for all when our alliance is no longer causing them trouble.
"Wang!"
Under my command, Po kicked away the minotaur who was blocking the way, and then used his big ass to sit down the roadblock blocking the road, and ran all the way to the east of the city.
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"Give Mo Mo zhanzhu, it's all you, and Mo Mo peed his pants in front of Lord Sleepless yesterday!"
Well, I still underestimate the other party's determination to take me, and the chengguan brigade actually set up an ambush.
But ...... "Jump, Po!" β
The huge Cerberus jumped over the barricade in front of him.
The city managers who followed behind had no choice but to stop.
A skeletal giant, more than six meters tall, used the vajra gate as a shield and stood in front of them.
There was not a trace of emotion in the empty eye hole, but no one dared to take a step beyond the thunder pool.
This is already the undead area in the east of the city, but it is not under the jurisdiction of the city management, if they want to go in to enforce the law, but they must report and go through the procedures, and if they really go through the cumbersome bureaucratic procedures, this lich will not be able to find anyone for a long time.
And I, too, have arrived at today's destination, sending Po away, and letting him go foraging for food on his own....cough, go play.
Then, say hello to every undead in front of you.
"Hey, long time no see, everyone, did you miss me? Big man, your rotten flesh stinks even more. Small bones, the skull is really bright, that brand of polish? Uncle Aka, your bones are rusty, why don't you try my newly researched lubricant, which is made naturally, without pollution or side effects......"
But in front of me, the undead who were still dancing lively just now, saw me, first collectively stunned, and then...
"Run!! The madman is here again!! Scared the hell! β
β¦β¦ It's sad to do the birds and beasts.
The giant skeleton with his battle axe jumped over the house, and the headless horseman swarmed to take his head, and even the poor skeleton warrior also rolled away.
The scene in front of me is really sad...
"Hey, is there such a welcome clansman? Isn't it just that you have done a new experiment in necromancy, and you have done a poor daily life, and shiyan the power of the holy sword......"
The more I spoke, the more unconfident I became, but a familiar voice remembered behind me.
"Your Highness, you have given the reason, and I don't need to talk nonsense. Are you here this time because it's almost time for us to play? β
"No, I'm a pacifist, war and stuff, I hate it the most. However, the appointed time is indeed approaching, is our legion ready? β
"Of course, Your Highness, your legion, whether it was three hundred and seventy-six years ago or two hundred and fifty years ago. Or did it disappoint you a hundred and thirty years ago!? The 24,602 remnants of the Crimson Hound have been defeated, sharpening their teeth in peace, waiting to be dispatched at any time, and we can't wait to return to the battlefield. β
His thick voice was full of war, and my general was as reliable as ever.
"Are you going to parade or watch a new plague shiyan today? Our alchemist has invented a new weapon of war. He's also highly destructive..."
"No, I've said I'm a pacifist, it's not fun to fight and kill, today, I'm here to see the preparations."
"You mean that stupid......no, that important thing? It's ready to go. β
I nodded in satisfaction and turned around, but I couldn't see anyone.
"Wow! Below. Woo Wang, below, Your Highness! You did it on purpose, right? Is it funny to tease me? I'm one of your most powerful generals! β
Looking down, sure enough, it was my cute little shell, who was instinctively chasing his tail in circles.
He's Po's older brother, one of the generals I trusted most in the past, but now, he's a cute little skeleton dog.
"I'm not Becky! I'm Best, Void Dog Best!! β
"Yes, Abbe."
"Best!! I am your general, the deputy commander of your invincible legion! β
"Haode, Becky. Needless to say, I've always thought you were amazing. Well, most importantly, it's cute! Sure enough, pets are man's friend, while bear children are the worst enemy. β
Listening to my tone that seemed to be a disobedient child, and the increasingly unreliable declaration, hanging his tail and brow, Xiaobei covered his face and lay down, it knew that as long as the master fell into this state of madness, it was useless to say anything.
How a skeletal dog face makes a desperate look, I can see it today.
"Alright, I won't tease you, Becky. Are you ready? β
"Whatever you want. I've always thought this was a bad idea, but you're known for never being reliable, so I'm going to make you happy......"
"Ahem!" A soft cough interrupted its whining.
"Then, I, the Lich Roland., announce that this Sulfur Mountain City Undead Tourism Week event has officially begun, and the Death Crown Theme Park has officially been put into operation!!"
Yes, it's boring to fight and kill, now in these years, it's the economy and the people's livelihood! We, the Undead Zone, are also going to launch our own new pillar industry - the Undead Theme Park.
The Headless Horseman Polo Contest, the Skeleton Puzzle King Game, the Halloween Dance Contest, and riding the Cool Bone Dragon around the entire Brimstone Mountain City, I've prepared a series of selling shows.
And behind, with the rotation, is the biggest selling point of the theme park, the huge Ferris wheel formed by the accumulation of countless skeletons, he is more than 300 meters high, and the evil wind driven by the rotation is like a flying black dragon, which is huge like a titan giant, and can be seen even outside the city of Sulfur Mountain.
Although I spent a lot of time convincing the living that it wasn't some terrible fighting machine, it wasn't some terrible conspiracy...... But it's all worth it!
This is the live advertisement of the theme park, and soon, countless tourists will come to visit, and I will make a lot of money.
At this moment, my skeleton attendants, also dressed as clowns, began to beat gongs and drums at the door, and I patiently waited for customers to come to the door.
When, surprisingly, half an hour passed, and not a single tourist came, I asked Abbe who was lying on my head.
"Did the flyer go out?"
"It's been sent out a long time ago.
"Did you pay for the goblin elves in advertising?"
"Given."
"Is the Supreme Court's security guarantee in the advertisement?"
"Of course, thanks to the permission and guarantee of the Executive Yuan and the Supreme Court, without this, I guess no one would dare to come."
"Is my advertising slogan not well written?"
"No, it's very literate, it's very attractive, 'See where you are in the future, say hello to your future neighbors.'" Dance with the ghosts of the fantasy world and enjoy a new experience like you've never had before. The first three days are free, and there are mystery gifts for the first 100 customers! Absolutely! Definitely interesting. ββ
"That weishenme no one came!!"
I stared at the stupid dog, but it smiled.
"Hehe, my lord, you forgot, this is the undead area. It's a forbidden area for life. What do you think we dead are in front of the eyes of the living? β
Hearing this, I was stunned for a moment. "What are the undead?"