The third update——

The two minions said solemnly: "I didn't expect that he is still a good brother who is dedicated to helping, admire and admire, we are Li Jiatuo's rudder, Li Helm asked us to come up and ask, where did you come from, by the way, how many good players are there on your ship?" After a while, I will arrange an attack on the painting boat. ”

Li Yan smiled bitterly in his heart, but said in his mouth: "Let's go back to the bay with this broken boat, and there are few good hands, only seven or eight brothers who can be used." After saying that, he went into the cabin and pulled out the four Jianghu guests and three Yuejia soldiers, including himself, a total of eight people, standing in a row on the deck.

Li Yan said: "Say hello to the brothers from Li Jiatuo." ”

The three soldiers of the Yue Family Army immediately said loudly: "Hello brothers! The three of them had loud voices, and they spoke as neatly as if they were spoken by one person, showing good organization and discipline.

Li Jiatuo's two minions were startled, and thought: The rudder of Backwater Bay is so powerful, these three brothers don't know how they were trained, it's like a regular army.

How did they know that these three people were not only regular soldiers, but also the most elite soldiers of the Yue family army in the Great Song Dynasty, could this not be like a regular army? It's just that they are good at charging in military formations, and they are not very good at small maneuvers on the rivers and lakes.

The two minions hurriedly shouted a few words towards their boat, and after a while, a big man who was covered with flesh and looked very vicious jumped over and snorted: "I am Li Xinzi, the helmsman of Li Jiatuo, where is your helmsman?" Why didn't you come along? ”

Li Yan smiled bitterly, he didn't dare to pretend to be a helmsman-level person, because the helmsman was a small leader after all. If this Li helmsman had seen all the other helmsmen during the cadre meeting in the Twelve Docks. It would be inappropriate for him to stand up and pretend. So he said: "Our helmsman died in battle not long ago, and now there is no helmsman in this helmsman, and I will temporarily take the helmsman's position." ”

Li Xinzi pouted, the corners of his face twitched, and he pretended to be sad and said: "It turns out that the helmsman brother of Backwater Bay has died in battle, it's really sad." But in his heart, he wondered: Which backwater bay is this Nima? I'll have to go back and inquire to see which helmsman died in battle, and I have to come to the door. Send a funeral or something, otherwise who will I hang up for the funeral in the future?

He snorted, "Since your helmsman is gone, listen to my orders for the time being, and after a while I will tell you to charge, and you will rush to the painting boat for me, and cut the enemy into seventeen or eighteen pieces." ”

Li Yan smiled bitterly: "Obey." ”

Li Xinzi looked at Li Yan carefully a few more times and said, "You look too ugly, right?" Wouldn't it be a loss to the face of the backwater bay by using an ugly person like you as the acting helmsman? Going back and finding someone who looks decent to be the helmsman will be good for your rudder development, at least as handsome as me. ”

Li Yan thought to himself: You are full of meat, and you are as ugly as Zheng Guanxi. Sooner or later, a Luti will come and beat you to death with three punches, handsome fart.

Li Yan asked in a fake fishy manner, "Master Li Helm." When are we going to start attacking the boat? ”

Li Xinzi snorted: "Do you still need to ask?" Of course, we have to wait for the five swords to come before fighting. ”

Li Yan said: "When will the five swords come?" ”

A touch of embarrassment flashed on Li Xinzi's face: "How do I know? "It turns out that his status is very low, how can I know when a big man like the Five Swords will come? I had to be vague and confused.

Li Yan knew that this guy was just a waste, so he didn't ask for more information on the other side.

That Li Xinzi talked very much, and said with a smile: "The four chicks on the painting boat saw so many of us following behind the tail, and now they must have been so frightened that they cried bitterly, and called their mother, and as soon as the five swords arrived, we rushed up to arrest them and put them in a posture of eighteen." You kid work hard, maybe these four beauties can give you one to enjoy, hehehe. ”

Li Yan thought to himself: Even if the five swords can really defeat Xiao Qiushui and his party and arrest the four girls after they come, but with your identity as a product, you will definitely not be able to divide any of them, let alone me, who are you fooling?

But thinking about it this way, Li Yan still pretended to be low-key, and said with a smile: "That's it, the four little chicks must be frightened, and they will be caught in a while." ”

The two of them were talking about this, and suddenly saw four people walking out of the back deck of the painting boat in front of them, it was Xiao Qiushui, Zuoqiu Chaoran, Deng Yuhan, and Tang Rou, the four sisters had very different styles, each with a different sense of beauty, and appeared on the deck of the ship together, which was very eye-catching. The little minions chasing after couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of water, and Li Xinzi thought to herself: Such a beautiful little girl, if you can win it in a while, it will be cool to take it all to the five swords, and it will be a pity that it will not be our turn.

Li Yan didn't pay attention to the beauty of the four people, but noticed that the four of them actually carried a sandalwood table, put the table down on the aft deck, and then the four of them sat down around the table.

Xiao Qiushui said to the chasing soldier behind him: "The boat behind, you are all from the Twelve Docks, right?" Tsk, it's really hard for you guys to come and hunt us down, why don't you just follow and kill us quickly? ”

How dare a group of little minions speak, they don't have five swords, and they don't dare to kill them if they have a hundred guts.

Xiao Qiushui smiled: "If you don't kill it, we will wait for boredom, then we can only have some fun." Do you know that we weishenme are four sisters, not three sisters, not five sisters? ”

The little minions thought to themselves: the devil knows.

Li Yan also thought to himself: Wen Ruian wrote four sisters, so you will be four sisters, if Wen Ruian writes three sisters, you will only have three, such a simple question, I will be embarrassed to answer.

I only heard Xiao Qiushui hahadaxiao say: "Because the four sisters can just make a table of mahjong, they won't lack one!" That's why the four of us got married. After saying that, the four of them actually took out a box of mahjong tiles from under the table, poured it on the table, and then began to rub it together.

Minions: "......"

Li Yan: "......"

As soon as Xiao Qiushui touched the cards, he laughed and said: "Oh, my cards are really good, this is the rhythm of winning cards." ”

Zuoqiu Chaoran grinned and said, "My cards are super good, you only need to touch a pair to listen." ”

But I heard Tang Rou say softly: "You are weak, I will listen to the cards when I start." haha。 It's all the same. ”

zuihou is a cold face and a cold face. Deng Yuhan, who didn't like to speak, suddenly pushed the card and sneered: "Tianhu! Thirteen! ”

Xiao Qiushui: "......"

Zuoqiu Yueran: "......"

Tang Rou: "......"

"You're cheating! How could there be a day when Hu Jia was thirteen? Xiao Qiushui was furious.

Deng Yuhan said coldly: "Boss, didn't you cheat?" I see you shuffle the cards when you build a few good cards on the key position. Second, you're cheating, you're good at grappling, so you'll use the small tricks of grabbing on the cards, hum, touch a pair and you can listen. It's all yours to build. Fourth, don't pretend to be pitiful, you look gentle and gentle, and its practical hidden weapon technique hid a few cards in the sleeve, just now while everyone didn't pay attention to the change of cards, so you can start to listen to the cards. ”

After speaking, she smiled coldly: "You are all too pediatric, since you want to cheat, you have to be ruthless, and direct Tianhu is the king." ”

"Poof!" Everywhere there was the sound of vomiting blood. I saw that the twelve serial dock minions chasing after them fell down, and all kinds of screams: "Oh my God...... We put on such a big battle. Just to hunt down and kill unreliable little girls...... I can't afford to hurt it......"

In fact, Li Yan also felt very hurt, the famous hero Xiao Qiushui and his brothers, this image was over in an instant.

I saw Xiao Qiushui patting the table and saying, "I'm not convinced, come again, this time you don't want to cheat under my nose." ”

Zuoqiu said detachedly: "That's right, whoever cheats is a puppy." ”

Tang Rou also said softly: "It's the pig who cheats again." ”

Deng Yuhan said coldly: "Shuffle!" ”

The four began to push the cards again, shuffle the dominoes, fold the cards after shuffling, Deng Yuhan was about to touch the cards, Xiao Qiushui said loudly: "Slow, first count whether there are fewer cards, otherwise the fourth will use the hidden weapon to hide the cards as a replacement card." By the way, you have to change the cards randomly, and all the cards you build haode pit cards are all disrupted......"

"Yes, that's fair." Zuoqiu Chaoran said indignantly: "The third child secretly built the pit card just now, I saw it." ”

Tang Rou said: "Second brother, don't be wronged, I see that you have also built it." ”

The four girls competed against each other on the card table, not letting go of a step, and after a while, a few more passed, and the four sisters played more and more hot, only to hear Xiao Qiushui "snap" and slapped the table: "How can you play cards like this?" Everyone cheats, none of them are good people, I'm going to break up with you! ”

"That's right, I'm going to break off friends with you, especially the third child, it's too much, every time you cheat, you go straight to Tianhu, you're too much, right? Do you want others to play anymore? Zuoqiu was furious: "I want to break off my friendship with the third child." ”

Deng Yuhan said coldly: "As long as you don't count the cards, the fourth will hide the cards, how can I play it?" If you want to break off your relationship, it is also me and the fourth child to break off friendship. ”

Tang Rou said in a low voice: "Actually, I was helping the boss hide the cards, and I shot into her hand with a hidden weapon from under the table, and asked her to change ...... If you want to break off your relationship, you should break off with the boss. ”

"Okay, now it's ......time to break off the half-pillar incense," Xiao Qiushui snorted: "I'll come back to play cards after half-pillar incense." ”

The four sisters each went to a corner of the boat and sat down, ignoring each other...... It's really time to break off half a pillar of incense......

Li Yan, who was on the boat behind, saw this scene and felt a little pain in his stomach. The people of the Twelve Docks vomited blood all over the ground, and they were all shocked and injured, and secretly prayed that the five swords would come soon, otherwise they would really be angry with these four women-

On this day, the ship has arrived in Huzhou, and there are as many as thirty or forty dock minions following the painting boat, even if there are only four or five good players on each ship, there are one hundred and fifty or sixty minions, not to mention that some of the ships are still medium-sized ships that can accommodate more than ten people, and the total number of minions has exceeded two hundred, which is quite a strong combat force.

Li Yan couldn't help but secretly worry about the four girls in front of him, but the four girls didn't pay attention to the people of the Twelve Waterways Serial Dock at all, and they just played mahjong to kill time every day.

At noon that day, a medium-sized boat suddenly sailed out of the dock in Huzhou, joining the fleet of pursuing the painting boat, and there were five old men standing on this medium-sized boat, all dressed exactly the same, and a long sword hanging from their waists, it turned out that the five swords had finally arrived.

The minions burst into cheers.

Hei Changzhi Imperial Sister glanced at the five swords from a distance, and said in a low voice: "This is tricky, according to the news obtained from Me's investigation, the level of the five swords is about the same as the first and second grades of Heimuya High School, and the combat power of any of the swords is not weaker than Yu Canghai, the head of the Qingcheng faction, those four girls will definitely not win, they are determined now." ”

When Li Yan heard this, he also felt that the situation was pressing, five Yu Canghai, plus more than two hundred minions, felt a little pain in his head when he thought about it.

The old lady sighed and said: "Please also ask the heroes to think of a way to help these four girls, they provoked the twelve serial docks to do chivalrous righteousness, we can't always see death without help." ”

Sister Hei Changzhi smiled and said, "Actually, it is not difficult for us to kill these five swords, it can be said that it is effortless." ”

Li Yan Daqi: "Isn't it difficult?" I should be able to kill two of them one-on-one with Skinny Girl, but the other three are very troublesome, and it seems that we will have to meet the four girls on the boat in front of us, and then join forces to fight the enemy. ”

Hei Changzhi Royal Sister said with a smile: "Breaking the force with force is a stupid way, and Me's method definitely doesn't need to spend half a bit of effort, and it is easy to do them out." It's like solving the ten gods and demons in the first place, hum. ”

Li Yan wiped his sweat: "Are you going to dig traps again?" There is no big pit that can be dug out of the river that leads to the belly of the mountain. ”

Hei Changzhi Royal Sister smiled and said, "Aren't we the little minions of Backwater Bay now?" With this identity, it is not difficult to walk behind the five swords, Li Yan and the skinny girl lurked in the past, broke out, and cut off the necks of the five of them in an instant, wouldn't it be effortless to get Win. ”

As soon as she said this, everyone suddenly gasped, thinking: Plotting behind your back, it's shameless, but this is really a good strategy, with this trick, you can really kill the five swords together in an instant. But...... This is too chivalrous, isn't it?

The people here are all well-known heroes, and the three soldiers of the Yue family army naturally don't need to say much, those four high-rollers in the rivers and lakes are willing to throw their heads and spill their blood to protect the old lady, how can they be sinister villains? Everyone looked at Sister Hei Changzhi with contempt, just for the sake of her being Li Yan's friend, they didn't scold her for being a despicable villain, otherwise they would have scolded her a long time ago.

On the contrary, Li Yan didn't give her face the most, and gave her a violent shudder with a "snap", and shouted: "It's here again, can you not use this kind of messy conspiracy to trap people and harm people from behind?" Can't you be a little more open-minded, show a martial arts master, and come out with the temperament of a faction? Be upright and upright? ”

Sister Hei Changzhi pouted: "Yes, yes, Me, I am a sinister villain, You is a righteous gentleman, hum!" has the face to say that Me is plotting against people from behind, don't you also like Anal_sex? Isn't this just giving people a kick from behind? Isn't that insidious? What are the essential differences? ”

Li Yan Khan: "First of all, I haven't done anything like that. Again, even if you Anal_sex, you pay attention to your love and my wishes, and it is normal for two couples to play a Anal_sex when they are having fun, how can this be confused with the plotter behind it? ”

The onlookers listened to the two of them mouthful Anal_sex, but they didn't know what it meant, and their faces were full of confusion.

But I heard the black long straight royal sister snort: "You think there is a difference, but Me thinks there is no difference, isn't attacking the enemy from behind also called Tyrant Ju?" Anal_sex is also a tyrant chrysanthemum! The nature is exactly the same. (To be continued......)