"Whoa, well, that's terrible, Lee Bowyer has suffered the same embarrassment that all men have on the field. Hopefully, his crotch won't affect his next matches. Look at this, God, Lee Bowyer can go straight to England's gymnastics team and look at this standard one-word horse. Today's Stamford Bridge turf seems to be particularly out of tune with him, and will always be in trouble for him at critical moments. It seems that the stadium is deliberately making trouble with him, and it seems that Lee Bowyer should try to be polite to its owner, Remayer, hahaha! Well, we see that Lee Bowyer is back on the pitch and should be able to get on with the game. But what we can see is that his face and figure still seem a little awkward. ”

Back on the court, Lee Bowyer felt his face a little hot. I'm afraid that no matter how thick-skinned a person is, if he wants to cover his face and howl in front of tens of thousands of people, he will be embarrassed and unbearable. The neat chuckle of the Chelsea fans just now, like a needle, pierced his ears, piercing and difficult to dissipate. And in this case, people often find a scapegoat for this and blame him for it, and Lao Lei has naturally become this scapegoat.

In fact, this is indeed the case, this qiē should be caused by Lao Lei, but Li Bowye himself doesn't know it. He just thought that his luck was too bad today, and Lao Lei was just an object of venting. On the court, Li Bowye, who had just returned to the court, seemed to touch his crotch impatiently again. The action was immediately caught by the camera that had been following him, and all of a sudden the whole Stamford Bridge was filled with laughter, a pleasant and mocking laugh.

If it weren't for looking at Lee Bowyer's face. It is estimated that the players on the Newcastle side have already laughed. Under such circumstances, Li Bower glared at Lao Lei fiercely. His eyes were full of annoyance. At this time, Lao Lei happened to be looking at him with a smile on his face. Seeing Li Bowye's eyes, his smile immediately widened. In this case, Lao Lei is brows furrowed, his hands covered his crotch all of a sudden, his eyes squinted, and he screamed silently, his expression and posture were the same as Li Bowye's just now. Suddenly, the laughter across Stamford Bridge grew louder.

"Oh oh oh, Reima is such a bad boy. But I want to say that I like this bad boy. Looking at his expressions and movements, they are all realistic, I think Reima should have the potential for the Oscar for Best Actor, and when he retires in the future, he can go to Hollywood to develop. Hmm, look at this, hahaha!! "Maybe in the mouth of the Newcastle commentator, it's disrespectful. It's a table of uneducated qualities, but in the mouths of Chelsea people, it is impossible to go wrong with Reima, who has always been excellent.

In Lee Bowyer's embarrassed eyes, the game resumed. Lao Lei looked at Li Bowye like this. My heart was full of ridicule and pride, and I had greater expectations for the next game. In the 21st minute of the first half, Lee Bowyer completed the first foul of the game against Lao Lei. Or more precisely, Old Ray asked him to complete this foul. And at the cost. Lee Bowyer's crotch was in hot pain again.

Ray again swam up front to catch the ball, with Arjen Robben and Frank Lampard. In a small area, a quick three-person room is played in a small area. With non-stop passing and cutting runs, tearing at the Newcastle defence in front of them. When Old Ray received Robben's header back, he had his back to Lee Bowyer. This time, Lee Bowyer gritted his teeth, rushed up from behind very quickly, and kicked his right foot. Generally speaking, with such a high speed and without being able to see it, a player with the ball cannot avoid such a foul.

But it's different when it comes to Lao Lei, this time he knows. However, he still managed to get Lee Bowyer to foul him. What is not obvious is that Li Bowyer was hurt more than Lao Lei. Just as Li Bowye's right leg was about to kick Lao Lei's right calf, his right calf suddenly turned inward slightly, giving way to the sole of Li Bowye's shoe. Then, with more force, he hooked it at Li Bowyer's calf. In the eyes of the referee, it was Li Bowyer who tripped over Lao Lei. In fact, Lao Lei once again helped Li Bowye to make a one-word horse.

When Lee Bowyer's horse reappeared on the pitch, all the Englishmen watching the game burst into laughter. Even Newcastle fans can only hold back their laughter. In this case, the team doctor can only spray painkillers on his crotch. They are also helpless, because they will definitely not be able to massage another man's crotch in full view. Unless, of course, he's a gay man who hasn't come out publicly.

When Lee Bowyer stood up to the laughter of the fans, he already felt his feet go a little weak. After forcibly pulling the hamstring twice, this is a very normal phenomenon, of course, this is also the scene that Lao Lei wants to see. This proves that his plan is well underway. And what made him even more annoyed was that Lao Lei stood aside, looking at him with a painful expression, as if he was a caring partner who empathized with him. Of course, no one would think that Lao Lei would be so kind to his enemies, and this became a big laugh. It is foreseeable that in tomorrow's newspaper, Lao Lei's expressions are bound to be favored by those reporters who write articles.

However, before the game could start, another surprising event occurred. "Well, look, what's going on. Lee Bowyer and Dyer didn't know what was happening to each other, and suddenly pushed and scolded each other. Have they forgotten that they are teammates, and this is still on the playing field. Looking at Souness's face, Newcastle have not conceded a goal in this game, but their morale is lower than conceding two goals. It's a super bad thing that teammates actually started to do things on the playing field. ”

When the broadcast TV station played back in slow motion, everyone knew what was happening. The origin of this incident is just a smile, Dyer's smile. After Li Bowyer got up, his body shape and posture were even more strange, with a subtle split angle of his feet and a rickets on his back. It's like an eighty or ninety-year-old man, plus that constipated expression. It's extraordinarily funny. And now, Dale can't bear it. The corners of his mouth couldn't help but hang a smile.

At this time, such a smile is ** and mocking in the eyes of any party. Li Bowye, who became the target of ridicule three times and twice. It was already very sensitive at this time, and Dale's laughter became the fuse, the last straw that broke the camel's back. "Boy, what are you laughing at, looking for death?" Li Bowyer blushed, rushed up and scolded Dale angrily, completely forgetting that he had a good relationship with Dale.

Although Lee Bowyer has a bad reputation and is a bad boy, his expression may be right for some rookies. Good boy will have a good deterrent effect. But Dyer is not, he is not much better than Lee Bowyer, he belongs to the type of half-catty and eighty-tael. "My cousin, what are you talking about, dare to talk to me like this!" And so the verbal altercation began, and then it escalated into a physical altercation. It wasn't until this time that everyone on the field noticed the anomaly.

Had it not been for the Newcastle players pulling them away in time. Looking at the posture, they probably don't mind having a live football kickboxing competition. At this time, Lao Ray and his Chelsea teammates were happy to watch them in the nest. The Chelsea fans at the scene were also so happy that they almost applauded. Then shouted: "Come on, kill him." Lock him up! ”

Among them, the most unscrupulous is Lao Lei. He was temporarily a commentator for the fight to serve his teammates. "Oh. Lee Bowyer, left hook. Left hook. Knock out the guy who pulled you away, and you're ready to punch the Dyer, and you don't care about the game. Oh, you are too civilized, this time you should use the ,... to "look at the old Ray who is "explaining" with relish, all the Chelsea players are full of black lines at the same time, they have made up their minds in their hearts, and they would rather mess with Mourinho than provoke Lao Lei in the future.

At the end of this incident, the referee gave two of the most special yellow cards in his law enforcement career with a strange expression. Between giving or not giving, he hesitated for a long time, but in the end he absolutely gave. Although this was a physical conflict that he had hurt himself, after all, it was still a physical conflict on the court, and he felt that he still had an obligation to punish it. Of course, the most nothing to say about this is probably the Newcastle side, and the collective has a feeling of five thunders and evil. And Souness went straight back to his seat, pulled up at the neckline, covering most of his face. I don't know if it's too cold or too "hot". At this point, any manager should know that replacing one between Lee Bowyer or Dyer is the best option. But Souness didn't make any moves, and maybe he didn't want to coach this humiliating game anymore.

Finally, the game began again. With full of pride and banter, Lao Lei felt that maybe it should be time to score. The first goal of the game finally arrived in the 29th minute of the first half, when Ray opened the scoring for Chelsea with a powerful volley, and it was Lee Bowyer who provided him with a subtle assist.

At the edge of Newcastle's penalty area, Lao Lei received the ball and knocked it directly to Lampard, and then accelerated diagonally into the box, looking like he wanted to play a simple wall with Lampard. But Newcastle, who have assembled a heavy defensive force in the middle, will not let them succeed so lightly. Frank Lampard's pick was stopped by Dier and fell to the feet of Lee Bowyer.

And strange things happened at this moment. Lee Bowyer wanted to kick wide, but there was a fatal low-level mistake. He kicked the flaw, and it was just right. The soccer ball cleverly cut through the Newcastle defence and pinpointed to the feet of the old ray, which was nothing short and a world-class sprint-through-through. Moreover, because it was Li Bowyer's pass, Lao Lei naturally did not have any possibility of offside.

Now, he got a one-on-one chance in the penalty area. He would not miss such an opportunity, and the powerful volley allowed Givens to not break the law. The ball flew from his left side into the goal behind him without any reaction from him.

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL！！！ The ball is in! The ball is in!! Reima's goal, Lee Bowye's assist! It's a magician-like assist, it's deadly. Between the two, there is a tacit understanding that is as close as lovers. Our boss should pay Mr. Lee a decent salary because he is worth it. Hahahaha!! At the end of the on-site commentary, I couldn't help but laugh.

And Lao Lei directly found the stunned Li Bowye. Before he came back to his senses, Lao Lei directly grabbed his right hand, shook it fiercely, and gave Li Bowye an intimate hug.

If you are a Chinese fan, you will definitely find this scene so familiar, looking at Lao Lei's sincere expression of gratitude, this is simply a remake of the Red Army's performance of seeing the villagers.

When Li Bowye came back to his senses, Lao Lei had already covered his right hand with both hands, shaking it vigorously.

The look on his face was so sincere that he almost thought he was a Chelsea player.

Amid the applause and cheers of the Chelsea fans in the stadium, Lee Bowyer heard something he couldn't understand from the mouth of the elder Ray.

In the "Thank you Lee Bowyer! Thank you Lee Bowyer! Thank you Lee Bowyer! ......", this sentence was particularly harsh and conspicuous, echoing in his mind for a long time, unwilling to fade.

"Thank you, folks!!" (To be continued......)